As usual, on any trip to a new destination, I gotta keep reminding myself of the greatest thing ever said about Mongers: "The sign of a great monger is not how many mistakes he avoids, but how he recovers from them."

LAYOUT OF P4P SCENE.

I should preface this section by stating that I really didn't spend as much time as I needed to, in order to write up anything meaningful for this section--- I spent quite a bit of time with Julieth in MDE, and we arrived on a Sunday with a Monday being a National Holiday. But in preparation for this trip, Wallstreet and Suhumvitter’s recent reports about MDE on this site did an exceptional job of laying out the mongering basics of MDE. I referred to their guides often this trip and even got info through them via PM and face-to-face meetings. Also, I met up with Cubanut and some guys from WSA in CTG and they seemed to have had a blast using the guides (female and male) available through the Penthouse Suites. Wallstreet also recommended "Juan" from the Aparta Suites, and I was going to use him, but we eventually decided to strike out on our own. Nevertheless, I think Smitopher and I got in as much as humanly possible in terms of mongering during the few days that we had.

CASAS

It appeared the mongering scene in MDE is a bit different than the other Colombian cities, which Smitopher and I quickly discovered. For instance, the casa scene in Cali is good, and in CTG it’s decent. Thus, with my “Cali/CTG” frame of mind, I half expected MDE to be the same. Our initial “mistake” was to let a loudmouth taxi driver talk us into taking us to a very fancy mansion built into a hill that supposedly had some great gals. The place was called Lejanos Oriental or something and the mansion was right out of a movie – a security guard at the gate, fancy furniture, well-coiffed staff, elegant digs, and three gals the night we visited. While there, Smitopher hooked up with an older gal, who had a rockin, tight body. I was there with Juliet, so after a few minutes of watching Smitopher in action, Juliet and I decided to bail for the discos. Later on, Smitty told me the same wench he was with wanted $350K for takeout, which Smitty rightfully refused to pay. I could see the look of anxiety on the poor wingman's face, not having had pussy on a monger trip for about 24 hours at that point.

After much coaxing, I had finally ditched Juliet the next day, who was by then well on her way to visit her folks without me in Prereira. After Julieth left, I was feeling a bit bummed to be honest and I'm sure Smitty was not all too keen to be a witness to the melodrama unfolding before him between Juliet and me and was probably totally anxious because of his bad experience the night before.

Anyway, despite my plan to live it up monger-style after Juliet's parting, on the second night, we again got talked into going to another casa by a taxi driver, located in the opposite side of town. Can’t remember the name of this place, but it was in a less than stellar neighborhood...but surprise, surprise ... they actually had three gals at this rat-hole of a casa and all three were actually quite "doable". What resulted was a really fun, private casa party subsidized by American money.

Photos: Private Casa Party 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Initially, the stunning gal in the white was my partner and the darker, skinnier gal was Smittys. I eventually deferred to Smitty and offered him up the hottie in white since I was attracted to the skinny one anyway and probably, in the back of my mind, I realized Smitty hadn’t been laid in 48 hours by that time…on a monger trip! This was unheard of (at least Julieth was kind enough to let me bust multiple nuts --- in all sorts of ways, good and bad -- while she stayed with me). I thought to myself, “Ain’t I noble”…but later I realized how stuuuupid I was. The first problem was that the mamasan initially wanted 300K for each gal! The mamasan was laying out some lame excuse about how these gals were not the species that inhabit the "streets" and that takeout was always expensive in MDE. She said it’s less than 100K if we stay in-house, but when I looked at the rooms, I had flashbacks of the Hanoi Hilton. Taking a glance at Smitty having all that fun, I continued to furiously negotiate with the mamasan in between sips of Rum subsized by the Americans. She eventually came down to 200K each, still a bit too much, but we reluctantly decided to take up the deal since the gals seem to totally dig us and our wallets ---newbie MDE mistake.

The skinny morena actually turned out to be a whiny wench, but Smitty kept his gal for a couple of days. The first problem was that the skinny gal refused to perform no more than 5 mili-seconds of CBJ (more like a peck). For a great, worldly Connoisseur of fine blow jobs, this was simply unacceptable and really a shock to me since I’ve been getting so much BBBJ in CTG and from my novia. Anyways, things really flared up when the flaca actually tried to wrap up my magic wand with TWO, industrial strength Colombian condoms, which could’ve doubled as fricken garden hoses. The flaca refused to use the ultra thin Crown condoms that I brought from the U.S. After furiously arguing with the gal, the next thing you know, this gal gets all teary at my sudden explosion of incomprehensible Spanish and bails out of the apartment. Unfortunately, the flaca rushes next door and fetches the gal in white that was with Smitty, and the next thing I know, Smitty’s at my door wondering “Did we just get hosed?” Poor Smitty, still not sure if he actually popped a nut that night on a count of me.

By this time, the accumulation of mistakes and bad impressions should have sent us into a tailspin and honestly, I was having my doubts about MDE.

"The sign of a great monger is not how many mistakes he avoids, but how he recovers from them."

Not only a classic line, but 100% accurate.

My girl photographs well. Sex was good. Very affectionate but...

Her "Birthday" was 3 days away. It kept comming up. The capper was, get this, after she took every last peso that I had, she called me from her home to tell me to tell the taxi that I would pay her fare.

At least I did not get Merls girl.

I almost did. I wanted her baaaad... She was by far the best looker and she was with me. but, I could feel no chemestry. It pained me but I asked to switch, Mr Wiz was all for it.

It was the ONLY time this trip that I made out better than Merl.

(Message edited by smitopher on June 02, 2005)

Merl!!!!!

A taxi-recommended Casa? On which of the seven continents does that usually work out? That's right, none of them.

Take-out can be expensive in MDE. That's why I'm liking the strip clubs and meeting the girls outside the club. More money for them, less money from you.

Also, no take-out charges for SGs. Yes,that was meant to be sarcastic.

Dude....you are killing me here!

For sure a winner for some kind of Hombre Award!

Excellent information!

Thanks Concarne.

WS: Fair point, but this is where I think it's important to have different strategies for different cities. MDE is indeed a bit diff't than the other Colombian cities in terms of casas. Lots of casas in Cali & CTG and some of them have upwards of 30-40 gals (usually a few hotties). "Dining In" is as low as 60-70K pesos/hour with decent rooms and takeout, if you negotiate, can be as reasonable as 150K for 2-3 hours. With this frame of mind, I assumed casas in MDE would be similar in terms of quality, quantity and fees, but never expected the opening offers to be 350K in some places. Well, now I know, I'm gonna have to employ your strategy of getting the club gals to come out after hours as well.

Also, when I was doing the MDE research, there really wasn't too much info on the MDE casas (I now know why) so Smitty and I were keen on looking for a few, and the only way really, was to get the taxi driver to take us. The particular driver that took us hangs out at the Aparta Suites and knows the security guard so I assumed he knew his way around. Oh well, live and learn.

(Message edited by merlin on June 03, 2005)

WS:
"Take-out can be expensive in MDE. That's why I'm liking the strip clubs and meeting the girls outside the club."

In your opinion, which MDE strip clubs have the best talent? Is there a cover-charge to enter these clubs?

Thanks!

In order of talent, very easy:

1. La Isla - first class all the way; model-types who take what they look like very seriously. Unfortunately that often times means getting implants, something I'm not a fan of.

I can't remember if there's a cover, but there is a drink minimum of 50,000 (like a bottle of Aguardiente or Rum) Salida for the girl is 100,000k - but they will give you their phone numbers and meet outside the club

2. Face Dos - great talent, a little step down from La Isla but still very good. Different setting - industrial chic rather than La Isla's plush. I think it's 5,000 to get in, maybe 10,000 (I don't pay attention to $2 - $4).

Salida is also 100,000, but I think you could get it down to 50,000.

3. Show San Diego - For me this is slumming it, but there are further rungs down the ladder. Talent is hit or miss - hooked up with two girls on my last trip. Paid a salida for one girl I think 70-80k as I didn't want to wait until 2am to hook up - but she would have waited. Definately a buyer's market.

"flaca actually tried to wrap up my magic wand with TWO, industrial strength Colombian condoms, which could’ve doubled as fricken garden hoses". LOL. Funny stuff Merl and sorry the experience was not funny. Did you go back to the Casa and demanded your money back or at least complained about your experience?

JKarp

We were joking that the Colombian rubbers are extra thick b/c they put illicit drugs in them and swallow them for transport :-)

Woulda gone back but had no idea where it was and no idea where to hire an armored convoy :-) Plus, my buddy Smitopher was having fun with has gal for a few days and didn't want to worsen things for him.