While laying in bed, alone, that night. I remembered another favorite monger expression that was near and dear to my heart – "just because your wet dreams are delayed, does not mean that your wet dreams are denied". I’m gonna write me up a “Monger’s Bible” before I die so that we can cite to them by chapter and verse like the Bible Thumpers do. Anyway, as I sat there getting drunk in bed, I recall taking out a felt-tip pen, and scrawling on my hand "NO MORE TAXI RECS!" I drifted off to sleep with the reeking smell of beer and caviar… mumbling to myself that I would recover from my mistakes and swearing that my wet dreams wouldn’t be denied this trip.

ESCORT/CALL GALS

The first thing I did that afternoon (woke up late for B-fast again) was to put down my jars of caviar and Pringles and actually sit down and read all the notes I had prepared prior to the trip, especially the notations about the escort service websites that Wallstreet had recommended.

I went online and discovered the www.lesamisnet.com site was still down. I then went to www.lafeemme.com and discovered some definitely doable babes. Interesting website, they have branch offices all over Colombia and the prices were reasonable at 170K.

I quickly decided jotted down a few names of Gals, and called them. The dispatcher doesn't speak a lick of English so brush up on the important Spanish -- "ahorita necessito una chica flaca y bonita pronto". Having lots of experience with call gals in both the U.S. and in my travels, I intuitively knew that you gotta discount the professional website pics by at least 50%. This was the case for the first gal I called, Letizia, whose website pic was phenomenal but who in real life…had a nice personality. But to be fair, she was “doable” and fairly new to the game, meaning tight body and pussy.

Leticia Website Pic


Letizia Real Deal
Photos: Letizia 24 25 26 27

Letizia actually had a sweet disposition and the sex was not all that bad. She actually used the thin condoms and gave me a decent CBJ. Only thing peculiar about her was that she was obviously a very intelligent gal who insisted on talking about President George Bush’s policy on the war on drugs while doing the wild thing. So be it, I was well on the path to recovery.

My contribution to the Mongers Almanac...
"If all you bring to the party is money, all she brings is a place to put your dick"

Merlin 3:14 "just because your wet dreams are delayed, does not mean that your wet dreams are denied".

Smitopher 25:17 "If all you bring to the party is money, all she brings is a place to put your dick"

Epimetheus 4:20 "I holiday where the Path of Least Resistance intersects the Lowest Common Denominator"

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Merlin>..The first thing I did that afternoon (woke up late for B-fast again) was to put down my jars of caviar and Pringles...

Hmmm, I always though Caviar came with Miracle Whip and Peanut Butter...

The girl is doable but for sure not the depicted one. What was the return policy, did you check?

Epi, great addition to our Bible. Why don't you start the compilation for the monger bible and I'll get the copyright going.

Val: I definitely gotta try the miracle whip and peanut butter next time. We need a caviar recipe book as well it seems :-)

Concarne: I'm sure the agency would have offered to send another gal, but in actuality, "Letizia" turned out to be a real sweetie. It's par for the course when dealing with the agency and you never know how the replacement would've been like.

Sukhumvitter 6:9 - "You never miss your chance, only your turn."

Sort of related to Merlin 3:14

"you can't be first but, you can be next"

I was just doing some, ahh, due diligence on the www.lafeemme.com website and it appears that they list every one of their models bust size as either 34 or 34B.

I don't know what that means. But somehow I find it troubling.

WS, did you try the website? If so, was your gal the same one pictured on the site? Letizia was definitely not as advertised, and although she was a sweetie, the bait and switch thing is really problematic for me obviously. The lasprofessionales site in Cali was the only site in my experience where the actually delivered up gals that were better than pictured.

No, I didn't try that website. I only copied the address from the phonebook for future reference.

Between your experience and the fact that they list EVERYONE as having the same bust size says to me they just put up photos and and have girls seperated into two categories:

Pelo negro y pelo rubio.

I think I'll stay away. Wonder what happened to www.lesamisnet.com? Guess I'll find out from Carolina on the next trip.

WS

Hey Merl,

I initially thought it was an Adobe trick but then I looked closely I thought they were two different girls. I would have asked her who was in the photo? I think I have seen this photo before at http://www.caliescali.com/modelos_anteriores.php

JKarp