Thailombia - Hidden Corner of South America

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By Epimetheus on Saturday, June 04, 2005 - 09:58 pm:  Edit

I've been told by friends from this board (in no uncertain terms) that no one wants to see boring face shots of ugly girls. I've also been characterized as "brave" for putting these pics of the ugly girls up here.

I didn't think the girls I posted in my Batam thread were ugly, but gauging by the scores garnered by my pics I am forced to agree.

I considered having Hombre remove this TR. He could place the pics into the vast pit that is the gallery where they would sit and gather dust - wallowing in mediocrity for the rest of their days. This would free me up to work on other projects I considered important...

I went into the gallery and looked at the highest score pics on the site. Well, lo and behold, there aren't that many "faces" with scores in the 8s.

My review of our gallery taught me a few things:

I can cut off half (or more) of a girl's head, but if she's got big funbags it'll get an 8+.

I can post a pic of a girls torso only, but if she's got big teeters it'll get an 8+.

I can post a picture of a girl with her ass toward the camera, and if the hint of vagina is detected it'll get an 8+.

Label it from a South American country and the picture is FAR more likely to get an 8+.

Hmmm - tits (head optional) and/or ass (legs & torso optional) from South America. This left me with little to work with.

I reviewed my pics. Well, yes, there do seem to be some "beauty challenged" girls in here. I warmed up the delete key and started working.

The end result is a TR that will have few women, butt more of what draws the crowds. Yeah, I can do this.

So, for THIS stage of the report I decided to head to South America. I found a small country there called Thailombia (VERY small - not listed on any maps - etc). The women here tend to be morenas and have a rather exotic look about them, but they DO have tits, pussies and ass. I hope you all approve.

Now on to the talent.

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This girl is soooOOOOOooooo hot even the fags drool. Even the low scoring, boy ass boffing, shiteating assholes in Thailombia that dish out low scores for great pics find her hot.

She wouldn't allow me to get pics of her pussy, and no really good shots of her ass, but she DOES have tits. Hope those carry me through this mess:

Photos: Goddess 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56

E

By Blazers on Saturday, June 04, 2005 - 11:57 pm:  Edit

I guess this is what we call catharsis. I think this girl has already been receiving 8's and 9's. There is good news though Epi, pics are getting much much higher scores in Asia now. Couple of average to cute looking Thai girls recently getting 8's and 9's..maybe there is a God and he's not Colombian or Brazilian.

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:32 am:  Edit

Blazers

The highest rated Thai pic is an 8.4, followed by two 8.3s. The ONLY time my photos have had a 9 was when the two Lek photos had 5 votes.

Yes, some peoples Asia pics are getting high scores. I'm hoping that because I took these pics in South America the benevolent gods of photo scoring might bless me with some good scores...

E

By Mongerx on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:44 am:  Edit

I am in the mood to push buttons. Perhaps if you spent more time taking pictures of the just plain better looking girls you bang in the PI, you would get better scores. You are just spending too much time in a bad location. Oh I did notice you have an 8 from a Batam girl, you should come back and spend more time there. Erni, says hello and she is still guarding your big cup with her life.

BTW Scratchy wants to know why haven't sent her pictures. It was pretty amusing watching her mimic the posing you had her do in the photo shoot. She did this while her and a bunch of other PP Banana girls ate their breakfast of rice, funky fish curry, and over cooked spicy veggies at their little outdoor hangout out back of Lusy's and PP's. It was like they had their own version of the pervert breakfast table.

Seriously, don't sweat the scores so much because soon enough you will be back home and those scores will insignificant as you are terrorizing postage stamp sized asses on Soi 6. If the scores were reall that important you know you can take a SA vacation, but I know that ain't gonna happen because you got you priorities in order. When it comes to photos, you want to take the one's that please YOU the most.

(Message edited by mongerx on June 05, 2005)

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:50 am:  Edit

Admin: Photo numbering appears off due to entries in next chapter being added before those in this post

I have been a bad man. I forgot to "highlight" the "ass"etts.

Here's the required picture of her tits. Yeah, not jumbo, but perfectly shaped little love mounds that even the goddess Venus herself would be proud of.

Photo: Goddess 71

Now, we come to the ass. She was adamant about NOT showing her ass, butt I was able to grab a tush shot or two. Here they are - just to PROVE she actually HAD an ass. I accidentally left her face in one of the shots, butt the other one is a better picture of the ol' bullseye.

Photos: Goddess 72 73

...and one last pic for Walkingdude. I noted in his last TR he was fond of this pose - even had THIS girl pose THIS way!! Lucky duff...

Photo: Goddess 74

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By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 01:06 am:  Edit

"Perhaps if you spent more time taking pictures of the just plain better looking girls you bang in the PI, you would get better scores. You are just spending too much time in a bad location."

Hmmm - my friends were complaining about my Batam pics. What does THAT say...?

So, scratchy wants her pics, eh? Can do. I remember SHE was the one coming up with the poses - I just let her roam about the room and do her thing... then suck my cock afterwards. BTW, don't bother going with her if you LIKE blowjobs. Much better to have her tug away and let you spritz those titz.

Yeah - my Batam 8. Bahtman took mercy on me and gave it a 10 this afternoon, pushing it from a 7.9 to an 8. You see, the advantage of not having many people vote on your pics is a buddy can make magic happen for ya with a simple left click.

So, Erni's kept the Epicup safe from the infidels has she? Good girl. Fucked up name for a nice lady, eh? I wonder if I could get her to my room. I seem to remember she had one of those asses only a blindman could miss. Decent sweatermeat from what I remember too...

Did you check out that email I sent you today with the extra pics of Lek? She's good eatin' that one. I even made them 3rd world crap connection friendly for someone that will remain nameless, but he lives in Mexico and his handle's PORKER.

You're right - the best revenge IS fucking a cute 34kg girl in the ass all night!!

E

By Denny27 on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:19 am:  Edit

WOW Awesome quality Looks like there were two Pro's in the room and lets not forget your equipment! plus the camera of course. have to go now and wipe the drool of the keyboard. ( its drool ! honest ! )

By Dave_the_rave on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 04:03 am:  Edit

Epi, whatever anybody thinks of the girl those are excellent quality images my man! Some of the photography on this site is simply awesome. I remember you showing me those photos, I think she is one sexy, hot, little mama!

By Valterreekian on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 06:00 am:  Edit

I think I stepped in Thailombia one time

Very nice pics Epi. Great quality. And the girl is a beauty! Thanks for sharing with all of us stuck back here state side!

By Moondog on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 07:49 am:  Edit

Nice photos, thanks. :-)

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 09:24 am:  Edit

Hey Moondog

Glad you liked the pics. Your top pics (7 of the all time top 10 highest rated pics on CH) of Karen are sweeeeEEEEEeeeet!!

Val, DTR & Denny

Glad you liked the pics. Stay tuned for my pics from Indozuela and Singatina...

E

By Tommytai on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 09:56 am:  Edit

Beautiful..nice pics..cant wait till i book that trip to Thailand

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 10:02 am:  Edit

Nice work, Epi. Where did you pull her from?

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 11:34 am:  Edit

BD

Calle Ocho in the beach town of Sao Pattaya.

E

By Merlin on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:05 pm:  Edit

LOL, Epi, "ThailCombia" sounds like a custom-made monger country for me.

Let me just say the pics are absolutely stunning. The lighting and exposuer is perfect, the model knows how to pose, and the fine resolution is something we should all strive for. I for one, witnessed you lugging all that equipment around, in the rain even, and recall all those photo classes you're taking. It's been all worthwhile. Great job my friend. Merl.

I'm ditching my pocket camera

By Merlin on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:40 pm:  Edit

Thailombia, rumour has it that the ancient King of Siam and his many minions of horny soldiers briefly conquered this tiny banana republic centuries ago, long before the Spaniards. The mixing of the blood resulted in some oh-soo exotic looks.

epi

By Valterreekian on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 12:47 pm:  Edit

Epi> Glad you liked the pics. Stay tuned for my pics from Indozuela and Singatina...

ROFL, Fucking Brilliant!

By Concarne on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 01:11 pm:  Edit

Indozuela and Singatina....ha ha....oh shit you guys do make me laugh.

Keep it coming!

By Dongringo on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 02:07 pm:  Edit

Epi I've had enough of you and your incessant whining. And this latest round of shit you're flinging is deplorable. Passing that skinny little asian bitch as latina. She got no ASS dude.

Can a brotha get an AMEN?!

And how about her expressions when she poses? Very lifeless. No emotion. Where is the sensuality...

Compare your skinny little wench to a good brasiliera:

Photo: TheRealThing 1

This woman has a little meat on her bones. And the ride? mmmm

Photo: TheRealThing 2

Imagine those thighs wrapped around you while you pound it.

Photo: TheRealThing 3

And glass? You'd think Epi invented it the way he likes to show it off.

Time to step up to the plate Epi. Either bring your lenses to Brazil, or accept that those stickfigured waifs you call women are HALF of what Brazilieras are.

By Porker on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 02:54 pm:  Edit

I seem to remember a recent conversation where you brought up several of these points, Epi, and I will repeat what I said before: YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL TOO SERIOUSLY. The photo ratings are far from perfect, and they're meant to be fun, not a raison d'etre. I think we ALL appreciate you taking the time and effort to share your pics with us, and that may even go for the trolls that nuke the ratings with their itchy "1" fingers.

I guess I'd be the poster child for the supposed 'unsophisticated' set that was less than inspired by your recent clothed, close-ups of some Indo girls that I'm sure had great PERSONALITY. This set of that Thai beauty showing a little skin will certainly be much more 'conventionally' popular. Not sure why your panties are in a wad about the clear differences there: Who the hell WOULDN'T prefer to see a nude hottie instead of playing 'count the zits'?

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:05 pm:  Edit

DeeG

I'm terribly sorry I offended you by showing women literally HALF the mass of your girl. Unlike your girl, mine cannot hold a box of pencils under each udder.

"Imagine those thighs wrapped around you while you pound it"

I'm certain the woman displayed in my report weighs as much as the thighs of the prodigious pooying you just posted.

I'll endeavor to find fatter women to satisfy you in the future. Sorry MB, I just can't bring myself to go THAT big.

And how about her expressions when she poses? Very lifeless. No emotion. Where is the sensuality..."

Yes, the eyes on your girl can open farther, but I would hardly qualify that as providing greater sensuality and emotion. Now, your girl does display a nice smile... and looks about as dumb as dirt in that second picture.

This woman has a little meat on her bones. And the ride? mmmm

Some prefer a Lincoln Towncar - thick, soft, plush... I'd rather have something sportier...

"accept that those stickfigured waifs you call women are HALF of what Brazilieras are"

Only when measured by the scale...


If I recall, women in Colombia have thighs about a third of the diameter of their Brazilian counterparts - does that disqualify them from being women of Latin origin? Well, we can always make an exception for them, eh?

E

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:31 pm:  Edit

Porker

I seem to remember a recent conversation where you brought up several of these points, Epi, and I will repeat what I said before: YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL TOO SERIOUSLY.

You cruise the town with your 1.3mp camera that was given to you and you're telling the guy with roughly $9k sunk into photographic hardware that's he's taking this too seriously.

I agree - you're right. I DO take it serious. I spend time going to classes, reading books on the subject and experimenting with a variety of different models and ways to capture them. This is my hobby - how I spend my time.

This "modified" TR was a way of poking fun at the problems I've encountered within the current system here on CH. You've now accused me of being to serious about my joke? Ok... that's your opinion and you're welcome to it. Who knows - maybe you're right. All I know is I'm having more fun with this TR NOW then with any I've posted in about a year. Will wonders never cease.

I guess I'd be the poster child for the supposed 'unsophisticated' set that was less than inspired by your recent clothed, close-ups of some Indo girls that I'm sure had great PERSONALITY. This set of that Thai beauty showing a little skin will certainly be much more 'conventionally' popular. Not sure why your panties are in a wad about the clear differences there: Who the hell WOULDN'T prefer to see a nude hottie instead of playing 'count the zits'?

I've heard different people talk about the TRs and the pics they post. Some only want to see the pretty girls. I understand that. Others want to see what the talent base actually LOOKS like in a given region - ALL the talent. I was attempting do display those other, less visually stunning, zit covered girls that are available.

Upon review of my pics I decided to cut them from the lineup. After all, it was getting me frustrated over this which does me no good. Might as well turn into the skid and have fun with it.

Frankly, I'll probably stop posting pics after this TR is complete. The direction I'm going in with my photography is different then the public here demands and so it'll be easier if I just put a halt to it. I'll still share pics with friends (I promise I'll ONLY email you "pink")

I'm certain all the "1" dishing, boy ass fucking, shit eaters will collectively cheer across the world. Fewer pics to diss - happy days are here again, eh?

E

By Don Marco on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:34 pm:  Edit

Well as you all know-- I like 'em small and rarely am I seen with a busty gal, but Deeg's gal looks like she can give some SERIOUS lovin'



I've seen epis gal up close and personally she wasn't my type personality or looks... definetely cute tho. Epi great shots as always!

By Dongringo on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:39 pm:  Edit

"Sorry MB, I just can't bring myself to go THAT big?

Hey leave MasterBates out of this. He's just a guy who likes 'em bigger than the rest of us.

I thought this girl might've had a larger bunda than normal, butt it kinda grew on me. Do you really think she's too big?

Photo: TheRealThing 4

Brazilian guys go apeshit over a girl like this

Photo: TheRealThing 5

And she's even been featured on one of the Pretty Little Latina DVD's

Photo: TheRealThing 6

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 03:54 pm:  Edit

I must admit she's a bit big for my tastes, but she's got that "you can fuck her hard because she's hard to hurt" look. That's why we all don't chase the same women, eh?

Now, what would be funny is, in the second pic, if you replaced that glass vibrator with a BIG sandwich... now THAT'S funny!!

E

By Thumper on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 04:08 pm:  Edit

I think guys are a little afraid of decent sized women, case in point, that gorgeous girl that DG posted. Sorry fellas, truth is, you have to have a DICK, to really fuck a girl like that, not a penis:-)

By Blazers on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 04:28 pm:  Edit

That girl is HUGE but still cute nonetheless. I just dont get riled up for fat girls but many like the extra cushion and equate size to femininity.....especially Africanos whom love women with asses as big as a Mack truck. For me, Columbianas blow away Brazilianas because they have the pretty faces of the Brazilianas but without the big butts.

By Denny27 on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 04:38 pm:  Edit

Hey! Thumper ( are you named after a rabbit in a disney cartoon ? ) did'nt anyone tell you the Penis mightier than the meat sword. Its all about personal preference and taste ! some make love with a tiny penis and some pound away with their massive dicks ! imaginary or otherwise.
In the words of that music legend Prince (would surmise Prince has small penis by scale) "act your age not your DICK size".

By Porker on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 04:59 pm:  Edit

Epi, my friend, I don't recall asking you to stop taking pics, or anything, but rather not to take the reaction of the peanut gallery so seriously.

I remember when your hobby was busting cherry asses. Certainly a more economical one, di ba? :-)

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 05:06 pm:  Edit

Thumper

Methinks you've missed the point. Yes, I COULD fuck her, but I don't really WANT to. Some men are attracted to women with more curves - ladies that look like Greek statues. There are others that prefer waifs - women of small stature looking almost ethereal. The size of my prick is not an issue. It will plug into 99.9% of the cocksockets running around out there. What DOES matter is the type of girl that'll make you pop that boner.

Everyone wants different adjectives in their women: Porcine, rubenesque, voluptuous, thin, emaciated - the list goes on. These are all words used to describe different body types. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

Just because it turns YOU on doesn't mean it turns everyone ELSE on. I've known people that their biggest factor in who to barfine was how attractive their FEET were. Should his criteria apply to all? No. I like my girls small enough to put in my pocket. DeeG prefers girls that are more substantial in nature. Neither is right - neither is wrong.

If you like the pics - good. If you don't - well, that's OK too... It's a big world and all we really need to do is find our own little slice of heaven somewhere on the surface.

E

By Merlin on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

xxx

(Message edited by merlin on June 05, 2005)

By Merlin on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 05:14 pm:  Edit

Epi, you still have 3 emails for me right ? :-)

Seriously, you gotta reconsider, all those classes and monetary investments are paying off royally for you and your pics IMO. Just focus on the vast majority of us that do appreciate your efforts, I recall we've had similar conversations like this before when I was the one bitter for being outed once too many. We've all got too much time and ill-repute invested in this site to go privado with our stash of pics, which is already happening to a certain extent as you know. Best way to get back at the photo assasins is to not let them see you sweat about the pics/outing, etc.

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

Epi, my friend, I don't recall asking you to stop taking pics, or anything, but rather not to take the reaction of the peanut gallery so seriously.

Oh, I'll never STOP taking pics, but alter how I might share them. Many of the pics I took back in February are INCREDIBLE, but I can't post them on CH as my dick is plugged into a girl's pussy, face, ass or my cum is dripping outta her holes and Hombre is not allowing that sort of content. With the restrictions on content here on CH, the kind of pics, how will I share them and WHO will I share them with becomes important.

Also, I've not decided to stop posting pics, just considering it at this point.

I remember when your hobby was busting cherry asses. Certainly a more economical one, di ba?

I remember we were in CONSTANT competition to bust fresh ass in AC during those first few trips!! I began my slide into darkness about that time which led to some VERY interesting conversations as we walked around town.

Here's to bustin' fresh ass again this summer!!

E

By Epimetheus on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 05:28 pm:  Edit

"Best way to get back at the photo assasins is to not let them see you sweat about the pics/outing, etc."

Hey Merlin

This is not about fear of getting "outed". This has already happened to me in AC and I'm sure that ass is still out doing the same thing - I'm just not going to let that stop me from taking pics. This is about whether people on this site really WANT to see the pics I'm posting.

There are pics from my last TR that have roughly ten votes. TEN!! Part of it is Hombre was placing, literally, hundreds into the gallery each and every day. I don't blame most people for not bothering to go through each and every photo assessing, evaluating, then quantifying their opinions hundreds of times a day. It's still about having fun.

This is one reason why I'm dropping fewer pics on the site at a time. This is nice to people on slower connections and it's a LOT nicer to Hombre. My last TR I dropped close to 100mb worth of pics on the site in less then 30 hours. This slowed the site for EVERYONE. Fewer pics allow people to get a better look at 'em - easier to take your time.

"all those classes and monetary investments are paying off royally for you and your pics IMO"

Thanks - I appreciate that. You, and a few others here, have seen pics from my last trip East. Don't know how many of those I'll put up here but a few might still make the cut...

E

By Blumpy on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 06:56 pm:  Edit

Epi - I just missed meeting you in San Bangkok at the beginning of May, Denny_27, Wedge and I were lirking at Dave The Rave's old spot and you had just jetted to the PI. Don't sweat the silly ratings; I log on just aboyt every day to ogle the wenches but rarely ever vote. Methinks the segment of our population that peruses every photo, and votes and critiques every photo has too much damn time on his hands. In my case when I'm not mongering, I'm placating nagging wife and screaming kids. Continue to do that thing you do so well, and keep your eye on the ball, not on the scoreboard!

By Murasaki on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 07:05 pm:  Edit

Jesus H. Christ. Deeg is posting pictures of Moby Dickless. What is this world coming to? The horror, the horror.....

By Thumper on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 07:17 pm:  Edit

WOW! Some really sensitive guys on this board! Soon as I mentioned penis size, fellas got all defensive. Dont take it so seriously, it was just a joke!
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If you guys like 85 lb women or 300lb women, makes no never mind to me, as long as you are happy. Epi, that girl you posted was gorgeous too, doesnt matter if you big or little women, beautifull is still beautifull!!

Again, I apologise if I bruised anyone's ego, it was said in jest.

(Message edited by Thumper on June 05, 2005)

By Valterreekian on Sunday, June 05, 2005 - 10:06 pm:  Edit

Epi and Deeg!

Since I count you both friends, I will offer my counseling services to you both. I feel badly that two such experienced mongers suffer from the same affliction. You are both blind to more than one interpretation of beauty.

I have been to Thailand. I am not the expert you are Api. I have been to Rio, and again, I am not the expert you are DeeG. But it only took one trip to each place for even a total greeny to see that the women are amazing and beautiful in BOTH places.

It is sad that after all these years, you each are cheating yourself out of half the worlds most beautiful women......oh well, more for me I guess

By Phoenixguy on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 01:27 am:  Edit

Gonna be posting any pics from your stopover in Ciudad Angeles, Philiguay?

By Epimetheus on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 06:37 am:  Edit

PG

I've actually considered "Philivia", but Philiguay has a nice ring too. If I go with the former, I think I have information from La Panila and Santa Angeles...

Val

I'm considering dragging myself to Colombia in the next year or so for a taste of the latinas. I don't seem as impressed with the looks of the girls in Brazil, but I find the Colombians VERY delicious...

E

By Don Marco on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 06:38 am:  Edit

and u guys were thinking that i'm taking stuff too serious ...

This theme and story is older than the stinkhole I last plugged.

By Don Marco on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 08:58 am:  Edit

Ep--

last pic in the first stream-- #18 or so-- What the hell did u do-- drag her across beach road scraping her knuckles on the ground? That's a funky lookin' hand and wrist :-)

I like what you did with her in pics 5 and 14. 5 hides most of her junk and tats while perking those nips up, and I dig 14 as I can check for shit in-between her toes :-) Seriously tho, 14 is a very nice shot and pose!

One side note-- you may want to diffuse the lighting a bit more and get a slave...

By Epimetheus on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 09:30 am:  Edit

DM

Yeah, 14 kinda works for me too.

As for her arm - you know how many of these girls ride asphalt after bouncing off the back of a moto. I don't like the tattoo on her knuckles either, but she's not my GF, just my ho.

I actually WAS shooting with two different flashes - one had a VERY small softbox attached and the other was bouncing off the ceiling. The problems with taking photos in those DI rooms is they're a light pit. You cannot use the walls for bounce and the ceiling just doesn't reflect enough. The Batamcia pics look better with the flash because I could bounce off walls and ceilings - softening the flash considerably.

Now, I travel with two lightstands along with two silver and one satin umbrella. This is why the LAST batch of pics I emailed you look a LOT better then these. Needless to say, this new solution is far superior.

E

By Don Marco on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:44 am:  Edit

heh-- I didn't know those were tats on the knuckles-- looked like some pig shit :-)

Yup-- your new solution rocks. Just curious-- are u now using a master and slave TTL flash? What sync speed?

By Epimetheus on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 05:27 pm:  Edit

Couldn't resist a few more...

This girl is beautiful. She's a showcase dancer in one of the top Pattaya gogos. This is a pic of her the next morning after three of four showers, no makeup and fucked up hair. Still, lookin' at the pics makes me wanna boff her again. Too bad she's got clothes on, eh?

Photo: Thailombia 75

Now we start in on the content people WANNA see. Here's a couple more girls that have spent some time bent over in my room.

Photos: Thailombia 76 77
Enjoy

E

By Don Marco on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 05:30 pm:  Edit

"Now we start in on the content people WANNA see"

Actually I prefer pics of girls with sexy clothes, a smile, and big beautiful eyes.

By Epimetheus on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 06:16 pm:  Edit

and big beautiful eyes

She has two beautiful eyes in her head... and another buried between her bum cheeks...

E

By Valterreekian on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 07:30 pm:  Edit

I am duly impressed Gentlemen. Not only did Epi create a whole new country, he and DM created a whole new language to go with it. Good thing you threw in some pics for us non-Thailombians! (Everything you two have been saying was like Greek to me).

By Valterreekian on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 07:36 pm:  Edit

Oh, shit Murasaki, not you too. Am I the only one here who does not speak Thailombian?

By Blumpy on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 07:39 pm:  Edit

Epi, you are the Field Marshal of the Monger Liberation Army! But I gotta pry...on an earlier post you admit that you get to travel so much because of no job, but dammit man, how do you travel AND sport all that expensive camera gear while maintaining a lifetsyle to which you've grown accustomed? And here I am toiling for the man and trying to squeeze in a measley 2 trips a year to LOS. A brotha man was just wonderin'...

By Motown on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 08:22 pm:  Edit

DG
i love "the real thing", she is built like a whorse ;) ready to be put into a harness and broken in, mind you once domesticated she will no doubt start piling up the KGs and turn into a cowhore :D

By Don Marco on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 08:33 pm:  Edit

Motown, I think deeg's gal would have U in the harness and begging for mercy before long ;)


I would have to suck down around 12 SMGLs before taking her on, but I would be a troopper and give it a go.


By Dongringo on Monday, June 06, 2005 - 10:37 pm:  Edit

Thailombia1, the 'dancer' looks way too much like a ladyboy to me. Pugghhhhh. The next one looks couldn't work as the jizmopper in a whorehouse - she takes the lead outta my pencil faster than an algebra quiz.

Motown I'm glad that at least SOMEONE can appreciate the finer point of my girl. Lemme tell ya, when she was boppin my bippy and puttin her back into it, I almost went into orbit.

The damn USS Enterprise never came faster at warp 9.

Sorry guys but i gotta call it likes I sees it, and to me, asians are a bust. They fall flat on their asses compared to latinas and especially Brasilieras. But it's nice seeing how enthusiastic you guys get about these hounds. Kinda like an AKC convention.

Respectfully,
DeeG

By Motown on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 04:06 am:  Edit

DM, you are probably right, hence the need for me to shakle her properly

DG i had my "asian" phase some years ago until i came across a cold blooded chinese starfish that made me feel like i was rooting a corpse. i gave the whloe bloody race a miss, but i have been warming back to them since last year and i cant get enough thai/cambodian/lao mind you i am still hestiant when it comes to the chinese, but i am learning to use the bucket.. you know just put it over their head and hang on to the handle hehehe

By Bedouin on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 06:54 am:  Edit

If it were not for the great photo and trip reports posted by Merlin, Epi, Wallstreet, Sukumviter and others we wouldn't be having this great debate. Stay tuned.

By Valterreekian on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 07:40 am:  Edit

In all fairness, I must point out that having photographed both Issan women and Garotas, the Garotas photograph much better.

I will also say though, that many a Garota who looked fine in a pic, looked less fine in person. I also found that none of the Thai ladies' pictures look anywhere as good as they do in person. The possible exception do have high ratings here, but while I was in Thailand, I saw stunners on every street and there were spinners everywhere. I don't know why the board has such a bias toward the Garotas, other than perhaps it is so much easier and cheaper to get to South and Latin America that the vast majority ofmongers here have not gone to SEA.

I think that only one (there ave quite a few here on CH) who has been to both places and experienced both, can really make informed judgement.

My 3 cents worth....

By Epimetheus on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 10:18 am:  Edit

Motown

mind you once domesticated she will no doubt start piling up the KGs and turn into a cowhore

Looks like she's been domesticated for quite some time...

cold blooded chinese starfish that made me feel like i was rooting a corpse

I think you boffed the same girl in Singapore that I did!!

i cant get enough thai/cambodian/lao

I too find them delicious...

Bedouin

If it were not for the great photo and trip reports posted by Merlin, Epi, Wallstreet, Sukumviter and others

Glad you're enjoying the work of my friends. It's funny you should mention that group - I had dinner last night with Merlin and Sukhumvitter. Would have flown WS out from NY, but he's "occupied" at the moment...

Valt

I also found that none of the Thai ladies' pictures look anywhere as good as they do in person. The possible exception do have high ratings here, but while I was in Thailand, I saw stunners on every street and there were spinners everywhere.

Agreed. The Asians don't seem to look as good in most of the pics. Bahtman, AV8TR and I have been trying to change that with our DSLRs, but most pics taken do not represent how mindboggling beautiful some of these women are.

Asians have a particular "look" that some do not appreciate. Better for them (and me) they're not on these long haul flights to SEA.

You mentioned spinners and I must say that many people on this site (DeeG for example) do not find girls with the "spinner" characteristics to be attractive. That's not a bad thing. Some gents just prefer women that are more "substantial". Hell, I've even been known to go with girls that are close to 100lbs!!

I am not really that into asian women but I can still somewhat appreciate somewhat the skills that go into Epi's photos. It looks like the ratings are going through the roof also!

Thanks for the compliment. I'll be interesting to see what happens to these pics over the next week.

DeeG

But it's nice seeing how enthusiastic you guys get about these hounds.

Well some prefer different breeds. While some people appreciate smaller terriers, others enjoy larger breeds. I'm certain you are very happy with your mastiffs.

Thailombia1, the 'dancer' looks way too much like a ladyboy to me.

So, you think this 'dancer' looks like a ladyboy, but you have the nerve to put up a pic of Dom Deluise? Brave man...

E

By Dongringo on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 11:55 am:  Edit

"So, you think this 'dancer' looks like a ladyboy, but you have the nerve to put up a pic of Dom Deluise? Brave man... "

That line in his white panties looks to much like an eggroll to me. Pughhhh

And I like spinners as much as the next guy. I like 'em all. Big, small, short, fat, thick, thin - you name it - I will tag it, and like it.

So you still haven't confirmed or denied the fact that the white pantied unit is a dude.

By Don Marco on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 12:15 pm:  Edit


Thailombia1, the 'dancer' looks way too much like a ladyboy to me.

So, you think this 'dancer' looks like a ladyboy, but you have the nerve to put up a pic of Dom Deluise? Brave man...




LOL... :-)

IMNSHO, Asia chicks are hot due to their body shape, asian facial features, and petite size. However, they lead a rough life, have a terrible diet, don't exercise, sit around and drink most of the day, etc-- which is why most look like shit in pics. They're skin, and at times flab, ruins it when their out of clothing... not to mention early preggies and the subsequent stretch marks-- UGHH. Now that I'm taking photography a little more serious, I'll try to add to the fine work of bahtman and Sir epi in SEA.

Regardless of tastes and opinions on who is HOT and who is NOT, Epi should be congradulated for his time and resource investment in taking photos for this group. I know his enthusiasm has rekindled a hobby for moi-- thanks ep!



By Curiousone on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 01:25 pm:  Edit

Epi,
Please, please do NOT ever stop posint pics and Trip Reports. everyone has his own tasts, don't worry if you get some flak. the vst majority here greatly appreciate your field work. keep it up and feel free to send me the pics others do not wish to see.
looking forward to your next report WITH fotos.

By Epimetheus on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 02:57 pm:  Edit

DG

That line in his white panties looks to much like an eggroll to me. Pughhhh

Actually, she had a "landing strip" - that's the small bump you see.

So you still haven't confirmed or denied the fact that the white pantied unit is a dude.

Yes, genetic female. I'll do my best to get a nice pic of her pussy when I see her next month... and this ain't no "boy hoi" either. This one was made by nature in that play dough fun factory of life that's the womb (and tastes delicious BTW).

Just saw your pics of the muffkateers posted. They look like WICKED fun...

DM

It is critical for macro or when using big glass unless your into abstract art. If you not, then it's a nice to have.

I've used my 50mm macro w/o ANY problems handheld, but I've had TONS of natural light to help me out. Also, when using my 70-200mm f2.8L IS USM lens I've not run into any problems - even when shooting at in light lower then the zoom/shutter speed would normally allow. The IS Canon employs is some POWERFUL kung fu...

"Feel" is critical and the xt has none and is too much of a lightweight for lack of a better term.

ABSOLUTELY!! Now, some reviewers loved the feel, others hated it, but most noted it's related to the size of your mits and what you're comfortable with holding. Obviously, the tank I wander with is less likely to appeal to some small waif. It's a matter of what you're gonna feel comfortable dragging around. Only by putting one in your hands and throwing that shutter will you have some idea of what you're getting into.

Regardless of tastes and opinions on who is HOT and who is NOT, Epi should be congradulated for his time and resource investment in taking photos for this group. I know his enthusiasm has rekindled a hobby for moi-- thanks ep!

Man, it's nice to have other nutjobs to talk about this stuff with!! I welcome you and your new Nikon DSLR to the family!!

I'll go back to my photo thread rather than continue hijacking ep's latina-thai report

Already sent a support request to have these particular posts pulled outta this thread and transplanted in the Photography discussion.

C1

Looks like I'll be around for a bit

E

By Tonguefu on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 07:20 pm:  Edit

WOW great thread. I must give DONGRINGO an AMEN

no doubt about it sexy brazilians hands down wins everytime

By Murasaki on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 - 08:54 pm:  Edit

Ok everyone, listen up. Given that the esteemed Mr. Gringo posted this above: "Sorry guys but i gotta call it likes I sees it, and to me, asians are a bust. They fall flat on their asses compared to latinas and especially Brasilieras. But it's nice seeing how enthusiastic you guys get about these hounds. Kinda like an AKC convention."

I must go on record here to remind him that he BEGGED me to send him a set of photos of a certain Thai legend that I posted some years back. And he said something to the effect of "man, she just DOES it for me!"

Woof.

Mr. Purple

By Merlin on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 03:56 pm:  Edit

Gentlemen, one of EPI's goddess pics is at 8.8 with 50 votes! With that many votes, the "one'ers" can't do too much damage. WAY TO GO EPI! Now we're gonna have to start talking about handicapping EPI's pics since my peeshooter dimage camera is the Bush Leagues.

By Admin on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 - 09:44 pm:  Edit

Camera Equipment related posts moved to -Off-Topic-: -Photography: High-End Cameras and Accessories by request

By Masterbates on Thursday, June 09, 2005 - 06:23 pm:  Edit

Epi, let's get one thing clear: Everything you submit, TR's, pics, travel tips for mongers is never a waste of time, including the photos of this Thai goddess you also sent in. BTW, nice sexy poses from this chica. I particularly like the earrings and fish net stockings. I'm sure it all contributed to the "romantic moment."

You know only too well I look so forward to your work, which always leaves me wondering not only how you find the time to monger all through SEA and now South America, but the other concern is of course for your penis which must definitely be working overtime at this rate!

How do you do it? Where did you find this goddess chica? What a babe! What looks! I think it's safe to say I've graduated from masturbating to DonGringo's Brazilian pics to your wonderful submitted works of art!

I agree with Thumper, you guys are just afraid of descent-sized women. I see absolutely nothing wrong with the big chica, especially "the real thing, #4" by DonGringo. Again, I will remind you gentlemen, don't knock it 'til you tried it!

And that's not saying I've ever done anything that hot, because believe me, if I'd done anything like that, I wouldn't be submitting the pics as proof, I'd keep this heavenly heavy honey all to myself!

Where exactly is this country, Thailombia? I know you said it's in South America, but where? Is it an island?

Thank you once again for your commendable work Epi, for your deep dedication to wanting to keep the rest of us horny bastards satisfied, I'm going to send in some more photos of my chicas from my very recent Hermosillo, Mexico trip report. I'm sure you'll be just as equally delighted.

Regards,

Master Bates.

By Bilboblue on Friday, July 08, 2005 - 01:35 am:  Edit

Epi, Thailombia #76, does she work in a Soi Diamond go-go? Looks familiar!
Great photos mate, Goddess #41-56 is exactly that, in my eyes a stunner! More of the smae please fella!


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