Eleven hours on the road. The trip to Nogales is on average 5 and a half hours from El Paso each way. The adventure started with me picking up rbc100 at the border in El Paso and off we went. We were officially on the road at 9:20am.

When we arrived in Nogales AZ at 1:50pm local time we checked in at the Motel 6 and headed to Mexico for an afternoon walk. Oh you guys won’t believe the beauty we saw there. Being an ass freak myself, I was in heaven as Nogi is just full of bubble butts. I almost got whiplash scoping the ladies out. I was afraid I would offend a local for looking at his novia so I had to control myself. We toured the area and I took notes so I could make a current map. I want members of LOJ to be prepared.

There are some fantastic tourist markets in Nogales. Lots of real nice merchandise but not as many velvet Elvis’s as I expected. There are some very small patio restaurants throughout the market place. Touristy but very nice.

Some interesting observations. Drivers in Nogales are very considerate. They will stop just to let you cross the road. Many Nogales residents speak English. The topography of the area is very hilly. They will build houses anywhere, they area may not be prone to landslides.

There are many “helpful” people in Nogales MX. And a pain in the ass. Everyone seems to know where the best deals on pharmacies and such are and want to take you there. There were even a couple of guys who wanted to take us to see the girls. Imagine that. I told one guy that I know where everything is because I live there. He challenged me by asking what street I live on so I made something up and he left. What luck. One guy wanted to take us to the ladies and I asked if any of them were Korean and he said no and left promptly.

We checked out a massage parlor by Lord Black (Sensux Spa) and they had 7 or 8 ladies on duty ranging from a 5 to 8 on my scale. A guy who works there showed us the rooms and they have a room for hydro massages. You sit up on a table and the lady washes you down with a water massages and cleans you up real nice. Cost for a massage is 40 dollars and they hydro is 60 both for 40 minutes of service. Extras are, well, extra.

On back to eat, freshen up, change into my ladiesofjuarez.com t-shirt and cargo shorts and head back to hit the night scene.

Upon our return to Mexico we hooked up with Dragoncelt of www.ladiesofnogales.com fame and his partner, GringoLoco. (screen names of course)

I don’t mean to toot my horn but DragonCelt really is my counterpart in Nogi. He know everyone and they all say hi. He is welcomed into every bar with open arms and lots of hugs and kisses from the ladies.

First bar, Obsessions. Not much going on as the fight was on TV and the Ladies of Nogales were bored. But then it was all over and the dancing began and the ladies started to mingle. One hottie, Melodie, really caught my eye. We were soon joined by a buddy of theirs LatinLover. Next stop was Rio just around the corner. This place is the most “Juarez like” of all the bars there. A little dinjy but nice.

We then headed over to VIP Fiesta for a bit of drama. GringoLoco’s girlfriend sat with him and ordered a drink. The waitress looked at me, held out her hand and told me, “10 dollars”. Me being me I slapped her hand and we played a game of “gimmie 5” that then turned into patty-cake. I slipped (literally) off to the bathroom. I truly felt like I was in Juarez, the pig trough urinal and a hammered out hole with a ventilation fan above made me feel like I was home.

VIP Fiesta is a very plush bar and the seats are very comfy. There is a section marked off by greek pillars and tables inside for private drinks with the ladies. There is a small private dance room and another room with a revolving door.

We then headed up the road and passed a massage place we noticed in the afternoon but we thought it wasn’t open. Well half is open. They are building new rooms and had about 5 ladies on shift. I was given a tour of Eros Spa. The massage tables are interesting. They are the size of a twin bed and elevated to massage table height. I don’t know why.

Bolieros. One of the newer bars in Nogales by my perspective. A nice long dance floor in the middle and comfy chairs all over the place. This place must be popular, there were even some gringas checking out the ladies. The DJ announce a private dance special, double time for regular price. I immediately snatched up the cutest shorty in the place and headed downstairs to the booths. Boy was it fun, especially the part when my zipper “fell” down and as she was grinding her ass into me she felt something hard and fleshy. She looked really surprised and zipped me back up.

Placers is my favorite from my previous 2 visits. This time the place wasn’t as crowded as before but there certainly was no shortage of lovely ladies. They just kept coming at us, enticing us to buy drinks or private dances. And try they did, that is 3 quarters of the fun in Nogi.

We didn’t spend much time in Lord Black even though it is a great club. They also had a double time special but I didn’t hop on it this time, I was saving myself for Zury at Rio. One lady was taking phone pics of her sister dancing so I got into the shot just to show off my t-shirt (I’m such a ham).

We then went to Fernies. Not the best club in Nogi but I liked it. One cutie almost got a private out of me, but Zury was waiting.

Back to Rio. Damn it, I got 4 private dances from Zury. She had me under a spell, highly recommended. He private dance was great, lots of moaning and groaning and pathetic whimpers of pleasure. Not much out of Zury but it was great.

What a great time we had. It had been over a year since my last visit and it was about time. I really missed the place and must make more trips. If you ever plan on a trip to Nogales look up DragonCelt at ladiesofnogales .com and arrange a tour, you will have a great time. He is an excellent host and a blast to hang around with.

Rabidkang (Mugroso)

Nice trip report Rabidkang, glad you had a good time. Old Ben will take care of you and yes he is known and has all the contacts down there.

Alot has changed in Nogi to make it less attractive for mongering. There doesn't seem to be as much activity as back in the glory years some 3+ years back.

However, reading your tale has brought back some fond memories, and maybe will encourage me to get my ass back down to see how much fun I've been missing the last couple of years......

jd

JD

When you get your ass down to Nogales be sure to fit a trip to Juarez in your plans. If you are an MP kind of guy, 40 bucks for one hour service. Bar, 40 to 70 for the half hour.

Both towns (Juarez/Nogales) have their pluses and minuses and finding out what those are is half the fun.

My next road trip will be either Mexicalli or Acuña and TJ is a little further down the road. I'd like to cover the whole border with plesant experiences.

Thanks Justdan & Mugroso....Things have changed in Nogales a lot but like Mugroso said each border town has its plus and minus.IMHO the service provided there is still cheaper than the US....The fact the women in Nogales are some of the most beautiful I've ever seen remains the same.

I can attest to most of what Rabidkang says, but I think he is at an advantage over us English only gringos, especially when hanging with Dragoncelt whom I have not knowingly met, but probably encountered if he is also a tout?

From where I work to Nogi takes less than one hour, so I visit the chicas about once a month. Usually staying overnight on the Arizona side. I have been tempted to try Hotel Colonial in Mexico since it is a short safe walk to all of the clubs and it looks clean, but I hear that it does not tolerate mongering.

The touts are annoying at best and I have never sampled the street girls that they offer. Nogales clubs are still shitholes from the monger perspective, but not bad if you just want some grinding table dances and a few tits to squeeze. You have to be firm with the chicas and throw back the cows or the ficha drinks will clean out your wallet in about an hour.

I do not know who Zurry is, but RIO consistently has the ugliest and fattest chicas. Perhaps she is an exception to that rule.

Always wear baggy short pants without underwear on your trips to nogi. A thin silky fabric is best. A lot of the ladies reach inside to play.

What I really want these Mexi-Pros to tell us is what price the locals pay for table and private dances. Most Mexicans earn less per week than what the handlers ask for five minutes in the reservado (another name for doorless closet). The US$40 massage is also a gringo price.

hot4ass2....no "tout" here.I am the owner of http://www.ladiesofnogales.com
Sure If you know spanish its certainly an advantage in talking with the chicas but I for 1 can attest to the fact that NOT knowing spanish shouldn't stop a gringo from having a good time.I've been doing it for years now.

I do not speak any Spanish and it has never caused a problem. The bulk of the girls speak English very well even if they pretended they don’t, but regardless all of their managers do and that is the only person in the club you really need to worry about in my few experiences.

I probably spend way more than I have to when I have gone, but I always grease the managers palm every chance I get and I focus on negotiating time rather than price as much. Nothing is worse than finally getting the girl into it and having some time counter banging on the wall asking for more money. One way or another these people get the dollar amount they want from you before you leave that closet.

I had the best trip to Nogi last night, but im having trouble with my keyboard or I would go into detail. After I get another keyboard I will give you all a full report in a new thread.