Over the years i have heard stories of the Dominican Republic. Growing up in Puerto Rico it seemed like every young man at one point or another went to DR to conquer.
But sadly i could never get any detailed information only vague stories of the ladies many "talents.
So i gave up on it. But the years would pass and i would hear more and more stories. Finally when i turned 26 and had yet another horrible birthday i made a resolution to test my body sexually to the limits and expand my horizons.
So i did a search online and found
www.blackbeardsadultresort.com
I booked it for six days in september. Two days in a jacuzzi suite (i had this fantasy of me and a girl in a tub) and three days in a deluxe suite. Jacuzzi set me back $55 while the deluxe was only $45.
After i did that i went to book my flight. I figured this would be the least expensive part of the vacation since Puerto Rico is only an hour and ten minutes away. BOY WAS I WRONG. The cheapest i found a flight was for $300. American Eagle has a monopoly in Puerto Plata and dont give a second thought on the roberry they comit. The only other option i had was to take a trip to Santo Domingo which is cheaper (100 to 80 off) but i would have to get transportation to Puerto Plata which is 3 and 1/2 hours away! So i swallowed my pride and bought the $300 ticket.
I bought the necessities. a pack of condoms (16)check!, 10 dollars in one dollar bills for beggars check!, disposeble cameras check!. I packed up some clothes, my labtop, 200 in my wallet and 300 in my shoe and 1 2 3 i was off.
The trip was uneventfull. I hate flying so i had some jitters but everything went without a hitch. When i landed though thats when the adventure began.
THE AIRPORT
The Puerto Plata Airport was cleaner than Santo Domingo which i had visited as a teenager with my family. I got my suitcase which i checked as carryon and proceeded to head into the airport. The first order of business was that i had to pay $10 for a tourist card, i never did that when i went to Santo Domingo as a 15 year old boy things sure have changed. After which i headed to customs where i got my luggage "checked"
This is when things went wrong. The sequirity guy asked me for money for the girl who was "checking my bag". Thinking if i gave them money i wouldnt get my stuff checked. I was a fool. As soon as i handed them a dollar then wanted more, i wound up giving them 4 bucks and the girl still checked my stuff. When they saw my laptop they sent me to a supervisor. A guy grabbed my suitcase without me asking. 2 minutes the later the supervisor let me go with a smile but the guy who had my bag wanted 5 bucks for talking to him and carrying my bag a few feet. I got pissed and said no, he started whinning so i gave him 2 bucks, but i wasnt quick enough to grab my bag and he gave it to another guy who took it to my airport pick up which was only a few feet outside the door and he wanted money too!!!
I was stressed, i was pissed and i had only been in Puerto Plata for 15 minutes!
Finally i got in the cab and i started to relax. I nice looking girl outside the gate at a buss stop smiled and waved at me. I knew i was going to have a good time.
The trip to blackbeards was pretty educational. The main roads are paved but there are no traffic lights, i would say 70% of the poplation drives motorbikes. I found out later that the reason is that they are cheap. Being from PR i was used to crazy driving, so i wasnt even about the rent a car but i think someone would have to be insane to rent a motorbike since its like demolition derby out there.
Also this is what you would see on the road. Farmland, crap, beautifull european bank, crap, beautifull looking strip joint, crappy bar, beatifull entrence of an all inclusive, crappy junkyard, gass station, crappy looking businesses and beautifull european comunities. In other words if you had money you could have your own kingdom.
We passed a Texaco gass station and turned down this horrible street full of craters, soon we enterd a close circute community and presto! We were at Blackbeards.
First impression was that it looked bigger in the pictures. I got in and was incredibly nervouse. Checked into my room and proceeded downstairs.
Now heres the deal with the rooms at Blackbeards.
The Good.
Allot of space.
Good Beds.
Not noisey at all.
Good natural sunlight.
Finally a minibar i could afford!
The Bad.
No telephone (you have to buy a phone card for 3 bucks at the bar and use the lobby telephone)
Water goes from Hot to cold to burning and forget about water presure.
Not much to look at. Scarecly decorated.
I soon learned that the Jacuzzi suite was not worth the extra 10 bucks but the deluxe was just right. The Jacuzzi was not very modern but it was usefull to relaxing my sore mucles after so much sex.
The hotel has a jacuzzi that fits 20 people. At the jacuzzi you can sit and soak up a nice tan, relax and they have a bell that brings a waitress that you can order any drink you like or even a girl!!
The pool was nice but having one at home i wasnt interested in using it. The bar is right next to it and across some tables are set up for food. In this entire area girls are sitting talking, drinking, and best of all swimming.
Here is just a taste of what i saw around in my stays
Photo: Girl
When i first arrived i went down and was kind of put off since there wasnt much to choose from. Allot of uglies but i soon found a chica that i connected with her name was Jisset, she was very sweet and really eased my nervouse jitters. We soon wound up in my jacuzzi and she gave me my first in bbj (in Puerto Rico bbbj is not an option its all cbj). Wow what an exprience we soon wound up in the bed doing it like bunnies.
Photo: Jlo
(shes the one in the black bikini)
Jisset Looks 7 Sex 7 Attitude 10 Price 50 bucks for short term.
Jisset gave me a rundown on how the girls operate.
1500 pesos for short term (which is about 50 bucks american) short tem would probably be for a few hours (4 to 5 im guessing)
and
3000 pesos for long term (100 dollars set fee) which is all day and all night.
Now your probably thinking 100 bucks for the long term great! Hold on there cowboy. I soon observed that many girls who would get the long term would soon be a problem. First they would order as much food as possible on your bill, and as many drinks for them and their friends. I saw this happen more than once. Which is why i avoided the long term.
There is no bar fee. No tax for bringing a girl up to your room. The only rule is that if you bring a girl from the outside they have to have ID to make sure she is 18 or older. No underaged girls allowed! And rightly so i say!
They also have a book with about 20 girls with pics you can order. They say any time day or night but thats not really true. The bar closes at 12 and only the nightwatchman is around so you would probably have to go out for some take out instead of ordering in.
I also noticed that the good pickings were from 3pm to 10pm after that the would leave in swarms to go to the clubs to look for better business and some fun. Only thing left is scavangers and no offense but i have some standards.
Anyway back to my trip. So after hanging around a little bit with Jisset i started seing more variety come in. Im a breast man myself so i chose Wanda next because of her great cleavege. Wanda was a little older (probably early 30's late 20's) but wow what an animal in bed. She stripped my clothes off in the room and went to town.
Photo: Wanda 1
Note: Wanda's looks seem to vary between mood and distance, at first i thought she was a strong 8 possible 9 but that soon dropped to a 7 almost 6, youll see what i mean
Wanda Looks 6 Sex 9 Attitude 7 Price 50 bucks
After doing her twice. I let her go and went down to have something to eat. I heard some other guests having trouble comunicating with their waitress and i helped translate. Soon i was having dinner with two really cool caniadian guys. Sadly i cant remember their names but for story sake i shall call them Spicoly and Devito. S & D soon invited me to a strip club called Crystals because they had met two girls from there on the beach. As i waited for them to get ready i was facinated by Angie AKA Angelis (youll soon learn girls change their names faster than the motorbikes) man what tits! and real too! I had to have her. But sadly i soon learned that better looking girls tend to be more of a risky investment.
First she brought her drink up with her, i didnt think anything of until we were in the middle of foreplay and she stopped to take a drink before we got into the heavy stuff. I dont know about you but when a woman needs a drink to get naked in front of me or Phuck me well that kind of ruins the mood for me. Another thing was she wasnt comfterble kissing me. Which just ruins the fantasy because to me the best part of being with these girls was kissing (in Puerto Rico the pros never kiss on the lips) since it felt like a GFE not like some mechanical service. So all this with a drunken girl who i think would have been better sleeping it off then in my arms made for a bad experience.
(the one in black)
Angie Looks 8 1/2 Sex 5 Attitude 5 Price: 50 dollars.
I soon kicked her out got dressed and met the guys downstairs. We were in a cab and on our way. This is what i learned of the clubs.
There are allot of clubs in DR that are pretty much brothels, even "normal" clubs have working girls in them in fact anywere you go in Puerto Plata you will bump into a working girl. The two biggest places are
Crystals and El Bohem
Crystals is huge! with chicas ranging from 6 to 9 although i soon learned about the dreded bar fee which is about 30 bucks or so. The girls are negotiable but at the time i didnt know that and all they said was 3000 pesos. I wound up with this big breasted young thing which i shall call Layla. I decided to do her there thinking it would be cheaper (yeah right) turns out I forgot my condoms and decided to use a domincan one.
MISTAKE!
Using a dominican condom is the close equivilant of cutting off your own penis. You feel NOTHING. Not a goddamn thing. So needless to say i didnt finish. At the time i chalked it up to having had sex 3 times and my body was wiped out. Layla wasnt the best lay either, she had trouble kissing me and was paranoid that i would get pissed at not climaxing.
Layla Looks: 7 Sex: 5 Attitude: 6 Price: $130 (never again)
I soon left with Spicoly and Devito and we headed to some forgetfull Domnican pub. The place was so dark i could barely make out the sex of the strangers who rubbed up against me to offer sex. We soon left after 15 minutes.
I went to bed and woke up the next day very sore. I decided to take it easy for the rest of the day as i layed in my jacuzi relaxing.
The food at blackbeards was hit or miss. Breakfast was the bomb. Very good stuff and big portions. Lunch was pretty much a crap shoot. Their cheese was horrible and i mostly just stuck to chicken wings and for dinner steak because the chicken had left me unsatisfied. I soon learned that up the street an italian resturant was just what i needed. Economical and amazing food since they were actually from italy and gave genrous portions of food.
Back to the chicas my next conquest was Elizabeth AKA Mun~eca (Mun-ye-ka or Babydoll in spanish) I was warned by Jisset that she had a bad attitude and could be trouble but she was so fine (C Cup and coffee skin) i had to have her. The sex was great, she was pretty dominating and didnt want misonary but i didnt care i came with allot of force. The only problem i had was that she wanted 50 bucks a pop instead of 50 bucks for a few hours with unlimated pops. So i have her 60 for the good time and sent her on her way. She later asked me to spend the night with me but i wasnt about the pay the 150 bucks she had asked for in the room.
Photo: Muneca
Elizabeth Looks 9 (with hair loose) Sex 8 Attitude 6 Price $50 (with 10 tip)
After that i met and hung out with my new friend Mister Ed who coincidently had a cousin that went to tourism school with me (small world) But this is when i met the girl who i still fantasy about.
Marleny, she had the biggest breasts i had ever seen. cutest face and body that was kicking. She had more curves than the road back home. I practically bumbrushed her when i saw her. Not 5 minutes go by and were up in my room slowly peeling each others clothes off. Amazingly her breasts are quite perky for being so huge. No strech marks we kiss and she goes downtown. I almost C*m by her talent of her mouth. Enough forplay i want it all! Soon were in each others arms but i know i have to let her go because i cant be held down by one woman on this trip. So i regretfully say goodbye to the woman who i still lust for.
Photo: Marleny
Marleny Looks:9 Sex:9 Attitude: 8 Priceless! Nah just kidding $50
So i go downstairs and i bump into Jisset and her friend Zully AKA Natividad. Jisset asks me about the threesome fantasy i had talked about earlier (They call it Happy Hour there). Sure i reply next thing i know were all in my room fulling my fantasy. Well first off i never knew how hard it could be switching to a new condom everytime i had to switch girls was impeading my preformance but it was definitly worth the price. Eventually i climaxed ( i was afraid i couldnt) and i rested while the girls gave me a kiss goodbye and left.
Photo: Sully
Sully AKA Natividad Looks 7: Sex: 8 Attitude:10
Price of the threesome: 100 (50 each girl)
I was tuckerd out, i slipped into the jacuzi, went to bed watching HBO Pretty Woman was playing ( I shit you not!)
Next day i woke up refreshed and hungry. I decided on something early on i would go out and get an outside girl. Another problem with blackbeard is boredom. Not much to do in entertainment wise. The area is mostly private houses and some resturants plus the beach. The day went by slowly and i wound up hanging with Mister Ed and Jisset but i did meet Peluche and we went up for a nice time. Sex was good but she was a smoker and it was a little bit of a turn off kissing her and tasting cigarrete butts.
Photo: Peluche
Peluche Looks: 8 Sex: 7 Attitude: 9 Price $50
when i came down Jisset was gone and Mister Ed excused himself to rest. Which left me in the clutches of Wanda. Who cornerd me and began to kiss me and begging for me to have her. Well who am i to refuse so we wound up in bed having more sex than i have had in my entire life. She wanted to stay the night but i explained that i had promised the guys i would go out drinking, she sadly said okay but i felt guilty and promised i would spend my last night with her. She kissed me passionatly and i gave her 80 dollars out of stupidity or gratefullness i can never tell.
Photo: Wanda 2
I soon met the guys and off we were in a very crammed cab. We wound up at some club called Galexy that wasnt that interesting, again hardly any lights so i couldnt make out any features. We soon left for El Bohem at my inssitance. El Bohem was smaller than expected. We were pretty much the only custemors in the club which left us at the mercy of the annoying waiters. Finally i could make out some features and i found this bigbreasted cream skined beauty. I shall call her Swede. I knew El Bohem was the most expensive place in Puerto Plata but they also had the best quality. So when she told me $140 (which included bartab) i payed it easily and we left to go back to my room. Unfortunatly Swede wasnt very passionate shes what i like to call a model Phuck someone who is good looking but not the best in the sack all she does is pose. Another bad luck i had was that i ran out of condoms and used my last one on her. All she had were dominican condoms so i only got to climax once. After about a few hours i sent her home and went to bed.
Photo: Swiss 1
Photo: Swiss 2
Photo: Swiss 3
Swede Looks 9 Sex 6 Attitude 6 Price $140
I woke up the next day and took it easy. There wasnt much action because the hotel was taken over for a wedding one of the girls was marrying this old jewish guy from new york ~shrugs~ to each his own. I hung out with the guys had a few drinks and went and got a pizza. When i got back i saw Marleny who looked stunning, unfortunatly Wanda found me and i felt bad for making a comitment with her and not wanting to go through with it. I managed to talk her down in price and got TLN for 80 bucks. So i wound up with Wanda upstairs and we had sex and sex and sex and pretty much passed out in each others arms. I was awakened to her going down on me and placing a condom i had gotten from the guys. We had morning sex. She got dressed gave me her number and kissed me goodbye. I finished packing. Got a cab went back to ther airport. Gave away the last of my dominican money to the annoying porters and borded my plane.
Photo: Wanda 3
Hope you guys enjoyed my report.