I called up Mr.Ed who sounded very groggy. Apparently Mr.Ed had gone out that night and pretty much by sheer luck hit every overly priced strip club and bar in Costa Rica. He also made some dangerous mistakes that ill let him tell you about in his report.
Anyway we meet downstairs for our free breakfast. The staff is wonderful there was this one waitress who was a sweetheart and was just what one needed every morning to start the day. I still regret not making a move and asking her out but time was not on my side. The food was decent. You get mostly fruit, cereal and eggs free everything else (except juice) you had to pay for. I had some eggs and some cereal. I chatted with Mr.Ed on Dominican Rep (who when it comes to is a Jedi master), time at work, impressions on Costa Rica and CRT. Finally I decided that I would school him in the wonders of massage parlors.
So off we went to Zona Blue. When we arrived it was still early and they only had two girls, the famous Rachel and some other chic who’s name escapes me. I quickly call dibs on Rachel since I had seen her the day before right when I chose Samantha and I really wanted her. Mr.Ed and I soon departed companies for our own respective rooms.
Rachel
Unfortunately I never took a picture of Rachel since there are so many of her on the VIP gallery of Costaricaticas.com but if your curious just check out page 40 of the Massage Parlor Girls VIP Gallery, she’s the only blond there.
Well sadly I think Rachel was over hyped or maybe it was too early for her. Who know really? The session was okay, it was nice to have a bareback blow job and she did have a decent body but I suppose she just wasn’t my type really (im a breast man) but I've had worse, it was funny as im doing her and I spot a picture of her and I think it was DonGordo looking down on me. That’s a memory I shall never forget.
Well im out of the session before Mr.Ed and I sit next to the computers and sitting next to me is Midnightridder. Very nice guy we chat a little when Eddie the owner (I think) passes by and starts talking to Midnight this is when I got the impression that Ed the owner is not happy with Melani or the whole tica of the month thing (They choose a girl for the Costaricaticas website everymonth). Im not 100% sure but this was the impression I got, I would latter find out that Melani might not be around very much longer at Z.B.
At this point Mr.Ed comes out but is not satisfied with his session.. So I tell him we should check out New Fantasy that’s just down the road. We go in and look at the talent that is very impressive. But I had an appointment with Susy who I had seen yesterday at 1:00 and I was not up for another session.
So we walk down and do a little shopping before hitting the hotel again. Mr.Ed is tired and I told him that if Susy does not show up at 1:30 we are heading out. Sure enough 1:30 comes along and no word from Susy. So I wake up Mr.Ed and tell him were eating at Tin Jo's we take a cab and were in front of a closed Tin Jo apparently they close then open again till 3pm. We walk down and look at Idem and Eros but its pretty dead. So we decide to walk around the area until they open up. We stop at a local Soda and are drinking coffee and talking then we decide to look around for hand made leather work. Two blocks latter we find a shoe store that makes leather boots.
I set up to get some biker books made for me and Mr.Ed practically buys the store. We then go in search of a ATM and wind up a block from El Presidente by this point its dinner time so we head back to Tin Jo. Dinner was amazing. It was still early so its pretty empty but the food was incredible. If only you could market Tin Jo as restaurant chains. Funny side note in the states we call the sampler a Poo Poo Plater in CR its Pum Pum platter.
Anyway after dinner we hit Idem again. Im a little confused on what that place is a massage parlor? a bar? never did figure it out because I wasn’t impressed by the talent so we go across the street to Eros. Were Mr.Ed calls dibs on the only girl in the place I liked Nicole. I decide to wait for him. One of the girls gives me a dirty look because I rejected her but I have my standards. So I catch up on my Spanish novelas. A hour later Mr.Ed emerges and is raving about Nicole. I decide we should head back to the hotel get changed and head out to Eros. its about 9 o’clock at night and the map says that it is open till 12 midnight. So we head out and grab a cab, we doesn’t know were Eros is or Machu Pichu but as soon as we say Paseo Colon we are off like a bullet.
We then spend the next 25 minutes searching for Oasis. The map didn’t print out correctly so its not exactly clear. Finally after going up and down the blocks and side streets we ask the guard in front of Machu Pichu who tells us the closed building across the street is it but that they are only open during the day. Thank you map maker.
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So we hail a cab and tell him Pantera Rosa. We are off and on to a education guide in dark Costa Rican streets. Boy was that scary. Allot of men dressed as women. Some actually look like women and some are like a failed science experiment. The cabbie says it will be 1,000 colones by this point I just want to get there and the amount of time its taking I don’t argue.
Finally we get there and guess what? its closed it doesn’t open till 10:30 and its only 9:20 so I look at the map and see that Kamur should be open so I tell the cabbie Kamur. For some reason he’s reluctant but he agrees and were off. We get there and give the cabbie 2,000 colones for being understanding and a nice guy. He tells us not to go wandering around that neighborhood and wishes us luck.
We head to the entrance but the door man looks at us weird. I ask what’s the problem he says that’s the entrance for the guy dancers. I start to bust out laughing we then head to the other entrance on the left. The guy is a mumbler and we have no idea what he’s saying so we keep asking him to repeat himself. He does 6 times before we understand that we have to wait for a manager or supervisor......i dont know man some one, like I said the guy phucking mumbles. Anyway we head in and see the layout of Kamur.
I have to say I was very disappointed. First off I wasn’t impressed by the talent. I suppose its my Latino preferences but I don’t like the Kate Moss or Paris Hilton look. Give me Sophia Vergara, Jennifer Lopez or Angelina any day. All the girls looked bored as hell. Not to mention the music they were playing. First time I ever saw strippers dancing to Spanish ballads. If the song was slow they would dance fast, if the song was fast they would dance slow. All with bored looks on their faces. I saw Roxana but I just wasn’t in the mood. I asked for Rubi but it turns out that post about her looking for a boyfriend worked out and now she’s on retainer for some rich gringo. Thanks allot for posting that pal and letting the world know she was looking to be exclusive.
Finally I asked about my mystery girl. I had a lap dance with her and set up a date with her the next day at my hotel. Unfortunately I cant tell anyone about her because of the threats and actions of the Kamur management regarding reading our posts and using that information against us and worse the girls.
Mr.Ed also met a girl who he had a lap dance with and was contimplating setting up his own date but he decided against it only to regret it latter on. Afterwards we head out to Pantera Rosa. We go out and find that there is only a gypsy cab outside. Immediately I ask how much for Pantera Rosa. He says 800 colones. I think about it and agree. So were off. On the way there he says he knows a better club called Lipstick I tell the Phucker that were meeting friends at pantera so no thanks.
Once were there we pay the cover and the cabbie and head in. Oh my phucking God. I was right at home. It is puro Tico. All Latino customers. Plus the women were just up my alley. I didn’t see the stripper I was looking for but I did bump into a stripper who would floor me. Her name is Cameron (has to be a Alias)and she was from Dominican Republic which made me feel nostalgic. So I took her up on her offer of a private dance and hand/cb job.
Photos: Cameron 07 08
That condom blow job soon evolved into full on hot and raw sex. I couldn’t believe it. It was probably the best I had so far. Quite frankly one of the best I had ever had. She was passionate, patient, sweet and incredibly sexy. I would kill to have a girl like this back home. Don’t worry about the hair guys she changes it latter on.
After we emerge I am smiling ear to ear and sit down. Mr.Ed is whining about not setting up a date with the girl since he finds her even more sexy that she looks like his cousin. I tell him to shut the Phuck up and go with Ms.Dominican Republic next to me. He does and goes in the room for a whiiiiiiiiile.
While im waiting I am completely smitten with this black haired nica who is dancing. I am loving this club first off the dancers emerge from a hole in the middle of the stage, unlike strip clubs in the states the strippers don’t expect dollars or colones while they dance they make the money by the amount of drinks you buy them. Once she’s done I start looking around for her like crazy. Unfortunately some blue collar Nico has his arm around her and is buying her drinks. Phuck! Mad
At this point Mr.Ed emerges from the room with a heavenly smile on his face. I try to set up a date with my dancer but she’s going to get her hair done tomorrow and is far to busy but we set up something for the day after.
So we head off to Le Grillon. The taxi driver is very cool and off we are to a very bad looking neighborhood that houses Le Grillon its so scary looking that we tell the cabbie to wait for us because we fear no cab will pass by this area. Once were inside our fears vanish and are replaced by horniness. The dancers are hot, there was this blond number that Mr.Ed stopped that was a very strong 9. But that kind of fizzled because she asked for cien and I think there was a misscomunication going on since the music was pretty loud it was hard to talk. I had my eye on this hot brunet that was also a 9 but she rolled her eyes, never smiled and didn’t feel like talking so I trusted my gut and bailed on the snobby bitch.
We head out and on to our hotel. The bums were looking for hand outs and we told them no, once were in the lobby I suggest to Ed that we do a quick run on Del Rey since I had two bullets left inside of me and I couldn’t respect myself if I went to bed only having sex twice Cool . So he braved the extras of thriller with me to do a run on Del Rey. This is what a wingman is all a about.
We go into Del Rey and start our dry run, the place is swarmed with guys outnumbering the girls but the girls are pretty hot. Allot of women on slot machines and black jack tables. Which is always a bad sign. At the "restaurant" which thankfully I never ate at. At the front lobby which was full of more guys than girls and then finally we hit the Blue marlin bar. As were passing the bathroom we see this black skinned beauty who is playing peekaboo with us. I get such a good vibe with her that I couldn’t get her out of my head. Half way through the blue marlin bar Mr.Ed’s nica from the night before tackles him. As he’s failing to get her off him I tell him im going to grab the dark skinned Colombian.
I head back and we start negotiating. Its late and im tired and she offers 80 for one bullet or 100 for two. I decide that im not going to be a prick and take 100 since she could be all night trying to get that second bullet and it just wont fire. So I go for one. And tell the 3 bums outside no when it comes to money and were off chitchatting about Puerto Rico and Colombia.
Photo: Karen 09
This woman changed my life. Ill be honest with you guys DATY AKA “going south of the border” always remained a mystery to me. I was so bad at it that I just gave up trying to figure it out and avoided it at all costs. Well my friends I have seen the motherfucking light. My session with Karen (not sure if I got her name right) taught me how to successfully become master of going down on a girl. Well maybe not master but the force is strong with me my friends. My only regret is that I never got a second session with this goddess. Apparently she’s only there latter on in the night and personally I don’t like hutting so late. Maybe im too conservative.
Anyway I gave her a gift which she loved and let me take that picture. She said she wanted it posted on the net to attract more clients, I told her then she had to show some cleavage which she did. So props to me guys.
She left and I laid in bed just taking in this life altering experience. I then got up and took a long and hot bath. As I differed off to sleep I felt that this day had been many times better than the day before.