So I wake up at 9am with a very bad feeling. My sinuses are flaring. I suffer from a condition that forces me to have a stuffed up nose everyday of my life. Its called Chronic Sinusitis (I think that’s how its spelled) it means that if I don’t get enough rest I have an allergy attack. I already know that I will be getting one latter on in the day.

So its time to appreciate the day while I still have all my senses. I call up Mr.Ed who once again awakens groggy. Apparently Mr.Ed could not detach himself from his drunken love struck nicca, so he just took her home. Always the good Samaritan.

Anyway I asked Mr.Ed to breakfast and told him I would be upstairs in 5 minutes. Five minutes latter im upstairs and im watching Mr.Ed trying to remove his love sick nicca from his waist. Finally he does and we go down and have yet another free breakfast. Well mostly free I couldn’t resist asking for some pancakes. I see Midnightridder and wave him over. He comes over and we chitchat a little. I tell him about our plans for revisiting Pantera Rosa but he’s busy and he has to take off so he leaves.

We talk a bit and tell each other our schedules. I propose that we each grab a date and head to Tin Jo's tonight, its always been a fantasy of mine to do the classic monger chica dinner with guaranteed sex. Mr.Ed agrees and we head out to the ATM to get some more money.

After we leave the ATM we do some window shopping. I was on a quest to find some leather purses for my female coworkers back home. First we stop off at a basic souvenir store where I buy a ceramic mask. The people are very nice and the prices are not outrageous. We then go into a purse store but all the prices are just like the states! I thought I escaped American prices. I then find a place that sells fake leather purses and I decide that its better than nothing so I buy two. Finally I give up on shopping and tell Mr.Ed that we should check out New Fantasy.

We walk all the way up to New Fantasy talking about how impressed we are of Costa Rica. The weather is good but cloudy and my allergies are starting to act up so I figure I should hurry up and beat my body by getting some pleasure before I become a pile of goo.

Entering New Fantasy I am made aware that this place is more professional looking than Zona Blue. First off there is carpeting and fancy lights and the layout is almost like an upscale strip joint in the states. Of to the side I see the selection and wow what a selection it is. The girls are all dressed up pretty nice for a massage parlor. Immediately I go for the one with the best rack. I tell Mr.Ed my selection and he offers to hold my bag. So I give him my bag and I'm off with......

Photos: Hilda 10 11

This cute little Nica was an excellent choice. At first she was a little cold but she soon warmed up to me as things progressed. Her bareback blow job was pretty sweat. I was sadly learning to appreciate getting bareback since it seemed to be very hard to get that elsewhere. And the actual sex was pretty good as well. Afterwards she gave me a very good massage, now this should be the norm I think. Get laid then get the massage. Afterwards she took me the sauna that miraculously cured my allergies. Mr.Ed would latter tell me that the hot air opened up my pours. Hilda was impressed that I picked her out of all the other girls, I told her that I thought she was the prettiest so I won some mayor brownie points there. I then got Hilda’s cell phone number and her schedule which was 12 to 9pm. Sadly once again I never used it.

I got out of my session with Hilda only to see Mr.Ed waiting for me, apparently Mr.Ed wasn’t up for a session and waited for me to be done. Once again a true wingman.

So were pretty hungry, I suggest Machu Pichu. We hail a cab and were almost there when we see some stores that say hand made leather goods. We Immediately tell the cabby to drop us off and we begin to buy the whole store. I order two hand made leather purses and a leather hat (I felt I needed to fulfill my Indiana Jones phase) and Mr.Ed orders a leather jacket and a small leather pouch for his rosary. Afterwards we walk down the road to Machu Pichu.

It was longer than I expected, I guess since its up a hill we were pretty tuckered out. We get there and I tell Mr.Ed that I want to check out the talent at Oasis. We tell the guard who lets us in and we go up the stairs to check out the ladies.

The place reminded me of a typical work office back home. We saw the talent and to be honest I wasn’t impressed. I would have picked this one girl but she gave me a bored face and rolled her eyes at me, so I decided the snobby bitch wasn’t worth my money and I turned around and left. Mr.Ed also wasn’t impressed by the talent and he was pretty tired and wanted to eat.

So we had lunch at Machu Pichu. The place was seriously understaffed. Our waiter was ignoring us to focus on the larger tables that had more than 4 people on them. That was seriously pissing me off. Mr.Ed had to get up twice to get us some water. The food was okay but the bad service left a bad taste in my mouth.

So we decide to head back to the hotel since I was expecting Mystery Girl to show up, to kill time I show Mr.Ed where the free internet is located. We bump into another CRT member who’s name sadly escapes me but who is a very nice guy. We check our e-mails and our on our way to our room when we bump into Midnight Ridder again, we chit chat and again invite him to join us tonight but he politely declines since he has other plans.

I go upstairs and wait for Mystery Girl and Mr.Ed goes to his room to take a nap. As im waiting the phone rings and I am sucked into the world of chica drama. You see the first day I had done a CRT member a favor and asked his regular chica if she had a boyfriend, of course she said no. I told the member and now I had the chica calling my room screaming at me for being a tattle tale. I was pissed to say the least. I quickly hung up the phone and promised myself to never do anyone a favor again and to use common sense.

The phone rings again and its mystery girl telling me she’s on her way. I start to get ready, I run take a shower, perfume up and tidy up. 15 minutes later the phone rings and its her.

Mystery Girl

Due to the actions of Kamur Management and their threats of using our trip reports against us and worse the girls. I cant show you the picture of the Mystery Girl. Trust me I wish I could but Kamurs a bitch. I will say that I truly felt cared for and enamored by this girl. I wish there was a word to describe this GFE just doesn’t cut it. We didn’t have sex right away. We actually talked for a while and kissed a little. Then things slowly developed. Mystery Girl really had me smitten, she was pretty much everything I wanted from a girl. But I felt that she had allot of sadness in her. Why is this so common in this world? I guess that’s just one of the mysteries of life.

Well after Mystery Girl left I called Mr.Ed. It was early and we decided to do a run on Del Rey to look for our dates. We look around and around but we fail to see anyone particular. I then bump into Margarita who hugs and kisses me and tells me she missed me. My ego is huge at this point and I ask her if she wants to join us for dinner. She happily says yes. Mr.Ed cant decide on a date so I point out this cute little tica behind us. He takes her aside, negotiates and were off to Tin Jo.

Photo: Margarita 12

We couldn’t keep our hands off each other, holding hands kissing each other it was great.

Photo: Patricia 13

Mr.Ed was having a good time, I mean what was there to complain about good food, beautiful ladies and great conversations. What could go wrong?

Famous last words......

So after dinner we both head to our respected rooms with our ladies. I decide that its time to put my new oral skills to the test. So.....

Photo: Margarita 14

My powers are impressive my friends. Margarita goes buck wild as I am preforming my new skills on her clit. After she orgasms she grabs me and tells that she needs my fire. I am happy to oblige and the sex is incredible! Man this night is just getting better and better.

I give her one of the fake leather purses and she freaks she loves it so much she’s jumping up and down. Man I should bring fake purses next time as gifts.

She takes a shower and starts to get dressed and asks me how much im going to pay her. Well I figure since she got a free meal at a fancy restaurant and a free purse. Cien should be enough since she likes me right?

She puts on a pouty face and says that she did spend more time with me. At this point im not mad, im actually a little embarrassed I had payed her more than cien last time because I was so impressed, so I give her the same amount of money I gave her last time.

"that’s it?" she says with a disappointed look. "No tip?"

What.......the........fuck?

Yes my friends reality does not taste good, I should know I just had a heavy dose of it rammed up my ass. It was my mistake really, I did the classic rookie blunders. I forgot that this is all just a fantasy and I didn’t negotiate price up-front. Still this really did a number on me. I suddenly saw myself and the world around me in an ugly light and it wasn’t pretty.

Margarita sensed none of this and gave me a peck on the lips and told me "te quiero", to call her, and just like that she was gone. It amazes me how stupid some of these girls are, if they were smart they could really play all of us like violins but they have the tact of a elephant

I took a long shower and tried to put my mind at ease. Afterwards I called up Mr.Ed turns out he had similar luck. Apparently Patricia had tried to scam him, so he kicked her out of the room and he picked up Karen who's session had also fizzled out. So we decided to hit Kamur to pick up our spirits and get his mystery girl.

We took a cab and landed in Kamur, this time it was more lively but the chica to guy ratio was insane, guys outnumbered girls 10 to 1. Mr.Ed had a private dance with his girl and set up the details of his meet.

Afterwards we took off and hit Pantera Rosa. Things started to liven up. but I was still pretty bitter about my experience with Margarita and I was in a foul mood. I saw the cute brunette nica that I liked and tried to go up to talk to her but she was busy playing with her cell phone. One of her friends noticed and started arguing with her about how she needed to focus on the customers. She then asked me if I was interested in her. I told her yes for a private this is when she said that she was on her period and couldn’t.

I was cheesed off and just left her standing there without saying goodbye. Cameron from the other night came up to me and kissed my neck and started grinding my leg. I tried to tell her that I wasn’t interested but she was very convincing so I wound up with another private with her.

Photos: Cameron 15 16

Sadly I don’t know if it was my mental state or the fact that it was late and I was tuckered out but I couldn’t climax and I started to loose wood. I finally gave up since it was pretty uncomftarble trying to have sex on a couch. But I cant say she didn’t try, man was she hot! I finally gave up, it just wasn’t happening.

We had a few more drinks and I had set up something with her the next day but my mind was on other things and I didn’t iron it out. So sadly I never saw this beauty again. Mr.Ed was pretty tuckered out so I told him we should head back.

I told him I wanted to do one last quick run on Del Rey and once again he agreed. For some reason Del Rey was pretty dead at this time of night, I was looking for Karen but I couldn’t find her but I did find this cute little tica which I got for 60 bucks best price I had ever negotiated. So I took her and Mr.Ed stayed behind to look around some more.

Photo: Adriana 17

Adriana was a sweetheart. Totally what I needed. She just reminded me of the girl next door. Someone I would probably date back home. Her body was not perfect, she still had stretch marks from a Ch*ld but I expected that going in and I just wanted some TLC which she gave me. I also perfected my oral skills which she was very happy with. I asked her to stay the night but she said she couldn’t because she lives 3 hours away and has a day job but she gave me some more TLC and left me to sleep.

I took another bath, got in bed and prepared myself to sleep. I went to sleep a little sadder and wiser but looking forward to my next day.

These girls look to be about the equal or lesser than TJ girls and they give covered BJ's as well. If that's the case, is CR actually a destination worth venturing to if the quality of girls and service is the same as TJ, which is aweful.

Have to ageee with you Blazers! For the price of the ticket you can just as easily go to Columbia and be MUCH more happy!!!!!

Just a thought

Personally i want to go to colombia but only latter on when im a more experienced monger, Colombia has hot ladies but Colombia has earned a bad reputation when it comes to safety, im sure that its not so bad for mongers that have a few trips under their belt but for rookies like me it can be pretty intimidating.