So it was my last full day in Costa Rica. I awoke kind of sad and kind of looking forward to my last day. I was pretty spent and I just wanted to relax today. So I got up "late" around 9:30 and got showered and dressed then called up Mr.Ed to have breakfast.

I had to get to the leather store because I was going to get measured for my leather jacket that Mr.Ed would pick up for me on Wednesday before he continued on his journey. Breakfast was great and our waitress was still the sweetest thing in Costa Rica. Over breakfast Mr.Ed told he of his night and adventures while I was sleeping. He also told me he had Mystery Girl coming over to spend the night and suggested I invite my mystery girl over to all have dinner. I told him I was still waiting on Cameron the pantera rosa Dominican dancer who promised she would call, I sadly still had hope that I was going to get in contact with her.

Mr.Ed then accompanied me to the leather goods store by machu pichu, I purchased a leather belt and a brown leather hat for my father. I got measured and Mr.Ed went over his orders with the owner. Afterwards we decided to grab some lunch at La Piazetta. Unfortunately the map maker got the directions all wrong, in the map the restaurant is on a street bellow Elite when its on the same street, it took us an hour to find the restaurant in the rain, and when we finally found it, it was closed.

So we drove back to Presidente and had lunch there. Mr.Ed then decided to go to take a nap so I decided to hit Zona Blue. It had not stopped pouring, which was a new phenomenon. I finally gave up and grabbed a cab and had him drop me off at Amon since he had no idea were Zona Blue was. Then I hoofed it to Zona Blue and got pretty soaked.

Zona Blue had a killer selection this day and no customers what so ever so I was like a piece of stake in a den of hungry tigers. I really wish I could have cloned myself there to take them all but my ......er....heart belonged to Stephanie.

Photos: Stephanie 25 26 27

This has got to be the best sex I have had in my trip. This time I just let Stephanie take control and boy does she like to take control. First I had the best bareback blow job of my life. Then she did reverse cowboy and cowboy, some of these positions were hard on me but I just loved seeing her in action. Finally we ended with missionary and something amazing happened. We both came at the same time. This is very rare for me and she was pretty surprised as well.

I really wanted to try out the other girls of Zona Blue or New Fantasy but my session with Stephanie had taken allot of me. So I grabbed a cab outside of Zona Blue and headed back to the Presidente. Interesting side note none of the cabs had air-conditioning (no surprised there) and since it was raining the windows were totally fogged up so the drivers were driving blind.

I got back to the Presidente, checked my e-mail and hung around for a little bit resting, then I called up Mr.Ed and talked to him about maybe hooking up with another of his connections. Mr.Ed thought about it but he couldn’t get in touch with Mystery Girl so he recommended Nicole from Eros. I told him that we should head down to Eros and check out the talent.

We got into a cab and asked him to take us to Idem. The cabby tried to sell us Eros but we knew that he was looking for commission and Idem doesn’t give commissions to cabbies so we pushed for Idem. Finally the cabby left us alone and we walked across the street to Eros.

Its funny what a difference good lighting makes. Because Nicole went from being a 9 in my memory to a 6 or 7. I saw a blond there and I was really digging her but I broke my other rule and went against my gut.

I don’t have a picture of this chica and I don’t want one. This has got to be the worst session I have had with a girl. Dear lord I wish I had listened to my gut. Not even the mentality of "well it was just 40 bucks" works because this woman was not even worth 40 dollars. All I ask is that you try to keep the fantasy alive but this woman just didn’t want to make money. First she gives me the worst massage of my life, then she tells me to turn over and gives me a decent hand job. Then she gets on top and is ridding me with a bored look on her face, like she’s counting the minutes and hoping ill be done. So I flip her over for missionary and this escapes her lips.

"Don’t put all your weight on me"

WTF?!!!!

Gee thanks allot now I feel like Shamu. I didn’t even try to finish, I was so pissed and disgusted by this girl. After I told her to forget it she raced to her cell phone to check her messages.

Well I left, Mr.Ed suggested we hit Del Rey to check out the talent. Once we arrived it was pretty dead. Hardly any chicas and the ones that were there were a good selection. But I was worried that I wouldn’t get a good experience, I bumped into Fernanda which I considered but then I bumped into

Photo: Laura 28

At first I felt a little guilty that I was taking Latinoheat’s girl but I couldn’t resist. First she quoted me 85 dollars and I was impressed, this was the first chica that quoted me a number bellow cien. So I took her up on her offer. I figured I would have a hour session and if it didn’t work out I would pick up Fernanda.

First up Laura was excellent. A total GFE, I didn’t feel like I had a chica or a girlfriend but I felt like I had a friend. She was a very sweet and I only wish I could have had some extra days to just spend time with her. She was impressed by my jedi powers and she was very gentle with me. As we laid their in bed I asked her to join us for dinner and she agreed.

We tried to find another restaurant for dinner but every place we called up was closed so guess where we wound up? Yep that’s right Tin Jos! As always the food was excellent. I think it had allot to do with the company Laura was charming and Mr.Eds Mystery Girl was cute. I made allot of jokes but Mr.Ed was losing energy and was very run down.

Halfway through the meal my chair broke and I wound up on my ass. I tried to not let it get to me what with Nicole’s earlier comment. The manager came by and apologized but didn’t give us a discount or anything which I found weird but I have having such a good time, I didn’t care.

Finally we wound up at the hotel and Laura came up so I could give her the payment I owed her. Here’s another good sign of a keeper, she didn’t even count the money. I had to tell her I had given her type, she hugged me and kissed me and just like that she was gone.

I packed up my suitcase, watched a little TV and finally feel asleep finally truly having a slow day on my vacation.

The next day I awoke, checked out, had some breakfast, bid fair well to my dear friend Mr.Ed and headed to the leather goods store to pick up my coworkers purses. The guy had made the purses too large but it was too late to do anything about it and I decided to take them. Next time I wont leave something for the last minute. My leather hat on the other hand was excellent.

The airport was a breeze, I had to check in one of my bags because I had far too much carry-on. My flights were on time and my first trek to Miami was pretty sweet since I had a very cute gringa next to me, who had a fascinating story. Your basic bohemian girl, left New Jersey for Argentina and Brazil were her friend and her taught English then moved up to Costa Rica and taught there for a few months. She was heading back for a wedding and didn’t know what to do with her life. I gave her encouragement and made her laugh. I never even knew her name but I know she will be okay.

Random Thougts

- Pictures were not allowed, Costa Rica seems to be pretty hard to get pictures from the chicas, compared to Dominican Rep, Costa Rica seems uptight.

- Bareback Blow Jobs don’t seem to be the norm. I never had a problem with bareback blow jobs back in DR but in CR it seemed like every chica couldn’t even think of going there.

- Colombians are the majority, either that or I had bad luck because it seemed like Colombians are price enforcers and pretty territorial. They have taken over Del Rey and seem to bully the other girls. This was the impression I got.

- Massage Parlors rule but are hard to connect with a girl your first time. Repeat visits are better so you can connect with a girl. If your into the GFE like I am.

- Never had a problem with crime, I felt very safe. I only got nervous at night when I had to walk to Del Rey but even that walk wasn’t that bad, once you start walking the fear tends to go away because its such a short walk and its pretty well lit.

- Bums only seem to be very annoying on Friday and Saturday night or evening. I actually screamed at one bum who kept following us and asking for money saying that she was clean. She wasn’t getting the hint that we were ignoring her, so since she liked screaming so much I screamed out No and Spanish profanities and she got embarrassed and ticked. Sometimes you have to play their game so they can learn. Remember never give them money or else they will target you.

- I recommend you guys stock up on restaurant information, and you guys include this in the future maps. Also Sundays truly seem to be dead so I recommend this day to hook up with a long term chica because your options will be limited.

- Have I mentioned that Kamur sucks?

- Del Rey is only for good negotiators. I truly need to work on my negotiating skills. I don’t recommend it for rookies.

- Kisssing is not really kissing, it seemed to me kissing was more like peck kissing. Unlike in my past experience in Dominican Rep where kissing was deep passionate french kissing. Maybe it takes time for the chicas to fully relax and see you as something more than a wallet to achieve that. I only had one true kissing experience in CR but sadly i didnt repeat. Maybe on my next visit things will be different. Either way thats probably my only complaint on this vacation.

- The mongers I met were mostly nice, allot were under the impression that I was on the board ordering people around. I never thought I did this and I tried to go in to this in good faith. Apologizing from the get goo but some members I felt just wanted to rub my face in it. Was this ribbing? was this just? Man I don’t know or care. Im an easy going person. I was told by one member that allot of the CRT members were dreading my arrival and had an agenda. I hope that once they got to know me they realized that I was an alright guy. So if you got pissed by something I said on this board, well sorry you feel that way but I think if you meet me in person you’ll realize that its not worth holding a grudge against me. Im pretty happy that I think I made that impression with the rest of the group while I was down there.

Conclusions and Final Impressions

If only I could combine the GFE experience I was getting in DR but with the relaxation of CR. I would like to return to CR, if the flights remain economical. The girls are hot but im sure a second trip would be better for finding those GFE I am so fond of.

Even if you do speak Spanish, you need to make them laugh and break the ice. Even if you are overweight or in perfect shape what’s important is that you touch the right buttons. And even if you have tons of cash and someone else is on a tight budget you never know who will have a better time.

All in all I had a good time. Im more wiser for it all. I learned allot this strip and I might actually do CR again before Rio or DR. Lets see what the future brings. Thanks for reading guys.

Thanks for the detailed report.
My experience with CR is that the looks of most of the girls are mediocre at best, and the girls at the Blue marlin are way too business-like for my taste. There were also way too many Colombianas with giant fake tits and giant shitty attitudes. I may go back one day but no time soon, and only for a long weekend with a bunch of fiends.

Ooops, make that friends not fiends.

Fiends is probably right, too!

Coqui -

Great report. I'm glad you ran into Laura. It is girls like her that keep guys like you and me coming back. And I've had the ones too like you previously reported that watch the clock and complain about everything...selfless bitches.

But, gems like Laura are special. Over the years I found a few like her, but eventually someone comes along, realizes their virtues and marries them up.

Maybe some day I will cash in on one of them gems. But, until then, I'll keep running them as hard as they run me.

Also, I love the digit pic of Laura...digital pics for some reason are very revealing...I can see she not only has nice tits, but I can just make out her large round dark nipples through her blouse. Very sweet chica you had there.

AJ

TKS for the report coqui information is alway usefull. From what I saw on the picture CR is not the place for me, or maybe our tastes are different, I wouldn´t do 80% of the girls on the pictures.

I think that at AB in Tijuana you can find some really hot girls, downsize is the the poor service, hard to imagine a worst service than the one from AB girls. Maybe I´m a victim of falling for looks ignoring than most of the times those good looks will translate into poor service.

I'm new to the site. What is "CRT" that you are a member of that gets discounts? And what is the "VIP Card" you refer to?

Look at the window on your left. The one where the top reads "Extend". Three from the bottom is the "Dictionary". Press it and enjoy the ride.

Now that I look "CRT" isn't in the dictionary.

CRT = Costa Rica Ticas, a Costa Rica focused website.

I enjoyed your report. I will be making my first trip to Costa Rica later this month with a girlfriend of mine who is bi. I am thinking of staying at the Del Rey. If you have any suggestions please let me in.