As I said in my intro, Pattaya in the past has not been my cup of tea, but I wanted to get a feel for what it would be like to live there. It is undoubtedly cheaper especially on accommodation and my retirement funds would go a lot further there. I planned to look around and see if Jomtien would be a nicer area to live in, but still within easy travelling distance of Pattaya itself.

The journey to Pattaya was a little dramatic. I slept three quarters of the way, but on waking found the car to be playing up. On the outskirts of Pattaya it did stop and we were delayed for 10 minutes until someone helped us bump start the car. So much for paying the extra for a limo! Still it could have been worse and it was still only around 2 hours for the journey.

I unpacked my stuff, showered and then went around to Soi 3 to meet MS. He had a real cutie on his arm, a sweet face, young and with a nice little body. He had been with her all the time he had been here. We got a baht bus to walking street, had something to eat and then went to the FLB Bar. The next night we were having a party there, something completely new to me. I met the manager who was very pleasant, there were a lot of girls there, but none to my liking, so I hoped there would be more tomorrow. MS had been hanging out with a guy EG who was a real party animal. I was going to meet up with tsmart, but although we managed to get contact by phone, it was so dammed loud I could not really hear anything. It’s a long story but we never did get to meet, I hope you had a great time anyway. MS offloaded the GF until later and we went to Peppermint go-go.

I had high hopes for this place and although it was big and there was more naked flesh than BKK, I did not like the feel. It was very busy and I was disappointed in the level of talent, I did not see one girl I would have bar fined. It did not help that we were stuck at the back, it may have been better nearer the podiums. The trainee fishbowl was interesting though; they got playful in there and did show a lot of flesh. We then did a tour of a few other of the more popular gogo’s. There were certainly more topless dancers and also naked ones, Pattaya has at least got that advantage. I did quite like one girl in think Supababe a go-go, but when she came over although she was attractive, young and had a good body, conversation was not good and I could not get a vibe, so I passed and followed the lads to Living Dolls, the one on the same side a Peppermint. I quite liked it in here. There was a lively atmosphere and the girls were playful.

One girl, a little older than the rest caught my fancy and she came over and we had a good time for about an hour. Her English was better and she passed all the touchy feely tests. She was not a stunner, but an 8 and I thought she would do on my first night here. At closing time I asked her if she wanted to come back, but instead of the right answer “yes” I got the lines I hate “how much you pay me” well I had not heard these for a good couple of years in BKK so much for all the money grabbers being in BKK! She then got right up tight when I replied “how much you want” to top it all she then started going on about the bar fine. Listen woman it is closing time, you have no customers and you have just blown this one! To the guy’s surprise I told her to go, the vibe was gone and all my experience tells me when this happens you move on. The girl was pretty pissed, but tough shit!

Outside it was raining pretty hard, so we waited in the bar. EG was talking to a few girls, one of who was very attractive, though a bit slim for me. I was actually speaking to her sister who told me her sister had just arrived in Pattaya was only 20 and had never had a farang before. I was not going to let this opportunity pass so I agreed to take her and look after her, I was very excited about the session ahead as this was a rare event for me, things were looking up.

I will go into this session on a little more detail, as I do not think things were all that they seemed.

Back in the room she started off in the typical shy Thai girl fashion, shower, in bed with towel, very demure. When I slipped in all prepared for a slow gentle session she was still wrapped in the towel. I took things easy kissing her neck, caressing her gently, but when I got to her lips she started to kiss me passionately. Now this is not a common thing in LOS, many Thai girls lack skills in the kissing department this girl was doing it like a pro! I carried on exploring; her body was good a little slim for me, but firm so I kissed her all the way down to her sweet spot. The next surprise was that she had the hairiest bush I have even seen, which kind of took the excitement out of the moment, so I did not explore there with my tongue. I applied some gel and used my fingers to loosen her up a bit, but she was already wet. I put on a condom and slipped ever so gently in, but she pushed her hips forward so I went in deeper than planned. I was surprised, I may not be a porn star, but I am not small and this girl took it so easy, yes she was wet, but she was bucking like no tomorrow forcing me deep and getting off on it. No way was this girl as inexperienced as was said. Now it would not have been a bad session normally, she was well into it, but I was looking forward to a different kind of session and this was not it. She came, but there was no way I was at this time, so I called it a day and went too sleep. In the morning another surprise, she got up and showered and I was expecting a morning session, but as she came out of the shower she was dressing. I was not going to complain, that hairy bush did nothing for me, so I let her go without saying anything, but only gave her 1000 baht and no taxi money. Not a good start to my get to love Pattaya trip!