Here is a report that I wrote for another board following a trip to FKK Relax in Limburg (it was closed during my last trip to Germany in March - trying to find out if it has reopened). Should give you some background on FKKs (BTW, FKK Relax's URL is www.club-relax.de): Cheers,
AgentX

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FKK Relax Erlebniswelt, Limburg (GERMANY)

Relax is a"Saunaclub" and not an"FKK Saunaclub." Whatís the difference, a non-local might inquire? I was told that in a normal"Saunaclub" the girls are not totally nude whereas at FKK clubs (like Babylon, Oase, etc.) the girls walk round completely naked (good for comparison shopping). Relax is a "Saunaclub", like Planet Happy Garten in Oedt, where the pleasure assistants are in lingerie in the lounge and bar areas. They _do_ get completely naked when in the swimming pool, whirlpool, and sometime are topless in the bar area. Just depends and, of course, YMMV.

The clubís facilities are the most modern I have seen so far during Muschistock í01 (keep in mind I have not yet visited FKK Atlantis near Frankfurt which is less than six months old). I was told that the club is approximately 1 year old and looks brand new. It has the most luxurious atmosphere of any of the clubs visited with a large indoor swimming pool, an 8 person whirlpool, a large sauna, a garden, and a very spacious lounge/bar area. The interior decoration is much more tasteful than PHG, Oase or even Babylon. There are also 6 or 7 rooms where skilled pleasuring is administered by the staff of P.A.'s

AgentX rang the door bell, was buzzed in and greeted by a 6 foot tall German girl who took DM 130 for the entry fee (more expensive than any FKK or Saunaclub known) and explained that each 30 minute session cost DM 100 for BBBJ and"normal" sex. She attached an electronic wristband that, in true 007 style, opened the guestís individual locker automatically when swiped near an magnetometer in the locker room. Very cool.

AgentX was given a bathrobe and towel. I showered and changed into the standard FKK garb, then entered the spacious lounge area to survey the"talent" on hand. Given that it was a Sunday afternoon, I was not expecting much. Fortunately there were 8 P.A.ís of various ethnic and physical attributes. I found out later that 3 of the girls were from Poland, 2 from Hungary, 1 from Thailand, and 2 were German. Out of this assortment, only three of the P.A.ís on hand were of the same quality as Oase or PHG. Two of the gals really needed to lose 40 pounds or at least avoid thongs and t-backs. The lack of quality providers (at least in physical attractiveness) brought AgentXís overall rating of Relax down a notch or two. There was also no couch BBBJ action witnessed. As usual, the German girls were the most abrupt in manner; not rude but not overly friendly. The E.E.ís (East Europeans), on the other hand, were very friendly and fun to be with in and out of the"Zimmer."

P.A. Report

"Beata." After sipping a mineral water and reviewing the array of female flesh available for DM 100 per, AgentX selected a petite blonde from Poland named Beata for review. Beata has neck-length dyed blonde hair, stands 5í4" sans heels, weighs 130#, and has a set of 34Cís that are a bit saggy. I would estimate her age as mid-20ís. She has a great smile, and a somewhat moody temperament. Beata led me to a guestroom where she began with an average BBBJ that lasted about 10 minutes. She then proceed on to an on-top position followed by a change of positions so that she was mounted from behind. The sex was not exactly GFE but not pro either. It was difficult to tell what her reaction was, actually. After we finished, we talked for a few minutes. Beata was convinced she saw a"forbidden" film that outlined George Bush Sr. as a rapist ñ I told her it sounded more like the famous Presidential liar Bill Clintonís modus operandi, but she was convinced of Bush Sr. as a rapist. HmmmmmÖ. I paid Beata DM 100 from my locker and made a mental note that irrational women exist outside of the good olí USA.

"Anja" After showering, sitting in the sauna, and spending a few minutes in the whirlpool, I returned to the bar area to research who would be the next P.A. to spend time with privately. The two Hungarians were extremely attractive. Slim with firm B and C cups, respectively. However, I ended up talking to Anja (I believe this was her name) from Poland. Anja is 5í8" without heels, has short black hair, is very tan, and a firm set of terrific Bís on her athletic frame. She has a very funny personality and laughed even at AgentXís jokes in high school German.

Anja is also a true-blue GFE. This girl was a stunner in bed. Almost as good as the famous"Jeanie" of FKK Herne. Anja met me in the whirlpool where we kissed and fooled around a bit. We toweled off and then headed for a comfortable room near the bar area. She started with a very enjoyable BBBJ and we then decided to provide mutual oral pleasure in one of the few French innovations that has stood the test of time, the"69." After at least 20 minutes in this situation, Anja mounted me on top for a big GFE finish. She seemed to enjoy herself completely. After a unhurried finish, she snuggledup in my arms for 10 minutes of conversation. As with Beata, our session did not feel rushed. Anja was one of the highlights of Muschistock 2001 and made Relax a great experience - I almost felt like I was back in college and not in the world of the feminist hellions of the American corporate world.

After more swimming, showering, sauna-ing, and whirlpooling, I took Anja back to a room for another session. The events described above were even better the second time around. Anja was paid DM 100 twice for the sessions. What a bargain compared to the $500"parties" suckers to Nevada bordellos"enjoy."

Conclusion

I give Saunaclub"Relax ñ Erlibniswelt" mixed reviews. The facilities are AAA Five Star but the P.A.ís vary in beauty. I did not intend to spend more than a couple of hours at Relax. However, the facilities were so enjoyable and the P.Aís from Poland and Hungary so fun that I ended up staying for 5 hours (new record for the normally impatient AgentX). I even enjoyed a ham and cheese triple decker sandwich prepared by Joy who mans the bar at Relax. If the club improved its sub-Babylon P.A. standard, it would take the Muschistock 2001 gold medal. All in all, the DM 430 (or US $200.17 at the 2/17 spot rate) I spent for a Sunday of fun ñ and that would have been illegal in the"freedom" of the USA ñ was well worth it. Since I did not return to the Ruhr area until midnight, I was unable to make a second trip to Planet Happy Garten in Oedt, as originally promised. Tschade. Next trip to the land of the truly free (Germany), perhaps.

AgentX