Chapter Two

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By Blazers on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 03:37 pm:  Edit

Day Two:

I checked my Thai calendar before I schedules this trip and it didnt indicate that there was a Buddhist holiday on this day but there is and it's serious. Every bar and gogo bar was closed. A few exceptions with regard to the beer bars but most of them were scant in talent.

I might be confused on the day but I do believe this is the day that Epi and I terrorized this one girl on Soi 6. We went to Epi's favorite bar on Soi 6 but dont remember the name of the place as it had new ownership. The guy did a great job in making the place presentabl and the bar had big plants all around as sectionals so that you could get BJ's or do whatever with moderate privacy. Epi and I spotted this one girl that was not very attractive at all but seemed nasty and full of energy. The girls in the bar called her Ling as she resembles a monkey to them.

Epi and I took the girl upstairs for an anal tag team. The girl lubed her ass up so much that I was sliding in and out without much friction and finished in record time. The only time that condoms are viable is for anal sex. Epi was shocked that I finished so fast and went to work on this girl while I got dressed. He was smart and dug out a lot of the lube and started pounding her while talking to me as if not missing a beat. I decided to leave the lovebirds alone. I didnt have my camera with me but I believe Epi has some pics of this fun creature.

Took a nap and woke up 8 hours later at midnight and decided to check out the beer bars as the gogo bars were closed. The pickens were slim but this girl seemed cute enough and was a lot of fun. She had quite a bit of piercings which is a no-no in my book but I barfined her anyways and she was a blast.

Photos: Soi 7 06 07

This girl gave an unreal BJ and went all the way down to the shaft of my dick and flicked her tongue at my balls while she was deep throating my dick. This girl was also a multi-tasker as she was flipping channels on the remote control while sucking my dick in the morning...such a sweetie. I banged this girl on the balcony later and she was so wet that, she had like a river going down her leg after eating her out on the balcony. We had a couple more sessions at her request in the middle of the night and I was nice and came on her tits and ass depending on the position.

Day 3:

Soi 6 is as busy as ever on Mondays and Epi and I made a trek over there. Was kicking back at a restaurant called "Thumbs Up". I had already eaten breakfast so was just drinking tea and felt a sore throat coming on. I usually get these from so much pussy eating but this could be the beginning of a cold. We went back to Epi's favorite bar for a while but I wanted to scope the talent elsewhere so I walked down the street until I saw this cute girl with huge cans underneath her pink dress. I think the bar is DMT and its the bar where girls sit out front and wear these pink dresses that really expose some nice tits.

Photos: DMT 08 09

I chose a girl to have a drink with me but the Cialis from 2 days prior was still going strong and in no time I had her upstairs for the shower routine. Again, this girl scrubbed me from head to toe and I was in heaven cleaning her tits. These were natural hangers that Porker dreams about in his mammary thoughts. You cant tell in the pics but she had hanging D's with decent sized areolas. I was feasting on them as soon as we got in the room and played with them while she was sucking my dick. I started playing with her pussy and she slid over until my tongue planted right inside her already wet cunt. She was bucking her hips and slid forward to my cock and slid it in while leaving a moderate trail on my chest. She rode reverse cowgirl like a champ and I knew I was going to blow soon so I flipped her over and started to DFK with her. Her huge tits pressing against my chest was incred and more than I could handle as I lost a bit of control and just blew a load inside of her. As we were heading to the shower, gobs of my DNA were spilling out of her and she looked to the floor and giggled. Hope the cleaning lady cleaned that stuff up or thats a hazard waiting to happen.(this has happened to me before) The Cialis is incredible because as we were in the shower, my dick was hard again and I was sliding it up and down the crack of her ass. She didnt want to get her hair wet so with my back to the shower, she kneeled down so I could titti fuck her soapie tits until cumming about 5 minutes later.

I was wore out and decided to have a real massage with Epi so we ventured on his motorbike at a place away from the action. This place only charges 250 baht for 2 hours I believe and the girls give a spirited effort. Epi was playing grab ass with his girl and we were cracking jokes back and forth. My girl had a cold and didnt do a great job but this place is a must visit as the overall service was good.

Later that night, went to Naughty Girls a gogo bar on Diamond Street. I was mesmerized by this girl that looked to me like the blueprint for the Khmer queens of yesteryear. She had a face that had those high classic Khmer cheek bones and she was also from Buriram. She spoke fluent Khmer and her parents didnt speak Thai. This girl really didnt photograph well compared to how stunning she was in person.

Meanwhile, Epi takes a girl off the stage and within minutes has wrestled her and has her panties slid over and his dick inside of her. He's trying to make it look like they are just playing around but this girl was riding him right there in the bar. All the girls were in shock and he was so discreet about it that he was doing this for about 20-30 minutes before the mamasan figured it out and yelled at him to go short time if he wants to fuck her. But Sir Epi was not discouraged and waited for the mamasan to look away and he grabbed the girl and went right back to work. It was crazy.

I then decided to barfine my girl but it was 9pm and I wanted to scope out the gogo bars before picking her up at midnight. I will put my individual reviews of the gogo bars in their secions but the highlights of my hopping were at Happy, Supergirl, Beach Club and Peppermint.

Came back at midnight and she was dressed incredible with hip hugger jeans and a tied silk shirt with her middrift showing. I wish I would have taken pics before she showered because she had nice tits and a nice body.

Photos: Naughty 10 11 12 13 14

This girl was very cool to talk to and was actually quite bright. It was nice for a change to have a decent conversation instead of the usual empty-headed drivel that comes out of the mouths of Filipinas. As we were sitting there, I realized that I had been speaking Thai the entire time with the exception of my conversations with Epi. It was starting to flow more natural than on any of my previous trips and it was making my barfines more enjoyable. This one gave a great BBBJ and we had covered sex several times. In the middle of the night I woke up with a stuffy nose and sore throat. Dammit, catching a Thai cold again.....To be continued.

By Phoenixguy on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 10:22 pm:  Edit

I do like those slinky pink dresses. My only real regret from my trip early this year was passing up the fine young thing that accompanied me into DMT when Porker, Woodway and I visited there. But I'd barely been in Pattaya 2 hours and didn't want to get stuck with the first gal I met.

By Mongerx on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 11:22 pm:  Edit

So far your reports have done a good job of conveying what Pattaya is like. And it is clear that Soi 6 rules! IMHO the one who looks good in your pics is the first girl shown in this Chapter. However, I didn't know "Why you so fat?," "How much you pay me?," and "You buy me gold." Was that much more intellectual that "C How U R?" and "You bring me chocolate." Well I guess it is a lot smarter to ask for gold and chocolate. Point is, in any SEA flesh trade spot you are gonna see very dirt poor girls from rural backgrounds with very limited education. It's ridiculous to pimp one as more itellectual.

By Fdr1932 on Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 04:44 pm:  Edit

Good report Blazers.
That "Khmer" looks familiar. I believe my friend barfined her a while back. She does look hotter in real life. I still can't get over how Epi just "does" his thing when the urge hits him....it must be something to see mamasan yell at him. The other punters must be shocked too, as I think most of us are too shy or afraid to get in real trouble if we pulled a stunt like that.
Do you remember the name of the massage place or its location?
FDR

By Blazers on Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 05:10 pm:  Edit

You will have to ask Epi about its location but I believe it was on Pattaya Central Road about 3km North of Tops.


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