Below is an old trip report that I submitted to another site a couple of years ago. While the material is dated (FKK Herne is not a good place to go these days and FKK Babylon has had its ups and downs), I think it will give the earnest CH member an idea of what you may find on your average visit to a German FKK.

Cheers,
AgentX
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hought I would post my last visit to Germany which included visits to the memorable FKK Bablyon and FKK Herne. I was in Germany before the "Rosenmontag" (Rose Monday a.k.a. Carneval) long weekend in early March.

I travel from the US to Europe once each month, arriving in Amsterdam and generally stay for a week. Amsterdam is a good TSM locale with prive huis (brothels), clubs like Elegance and Yab Yum, and the red light district. However, I think the FKK clubs in Germany are a far better value for your TSM dollar (or pound or deutschmark, etc.).

I decided to base my TSM operations this trip out of the Sol Inn in Oberhausen. This brand new hotel is owned by the Spanish Melia chain and is directly across from the "CentrO" shopping center and arena. It is a good value with single rooms at $68. The bar is open 24 hours/day. A dozen or so restaurants are located a short walk away. The Sol Inn is 30 minutes drive by autobahn to FKK Herne and about 45 minutes from FKK Babylon. Reservations can be made on the internet through the Melia's website.

FKK Herne: My first visit was to FKK Herne in the Ruhr area of northern Germany. Much has been written about Herne and the incredible "Jeanie" who works there. Unfortunately, Jeanie was not available (day off) the Saturday evening that I visited Herne. The selection of four pleasure assistants was well below par compared to my last visit in January. This was evidently due to the holiday weekend. I didn't stay long but did have a mediocre session (with BBBJ) with a girl whose name I will most likely forget. The night still being young, I decided to drive down to Elsdorf to visit FKK Bablyon.

FKK Babylon: This club is awesome. It lies in the small village of Elsdorf close to Cologne. Finding the club for me was a bit of a challenge even though I had directions from the club's website (in English). Taking autobahn A-61, leave the autobahn at exit 18 (the Bergheim/Elsdorf exit), drive west (don't go towards Bergheim) and follow the signs for the industrial area of Elsdorf (the sign has a small white pictogram of a factory with smokestacks). The club lies on the edge of the industrial area of the village in a large house with a blue neon sign, "Babylon."

You will have to pay a DM 70 entree fee (Herne is free) but it's worth it. Each 30 minute session with one of the PA's will cost DM 130. Non-alcoholic drinks and some snacks are available at no charge.

Susanna: My first visit to FKK Babylon was on a Saturday night. The place was packed with burghers and 20 or so very attractive nude girls (most in the early to mid twenties) of various nationalities (including two Latinas). I sat down with a Polish gal by the name of Susanna. She was absolutely stunning: pert breasts, tall and slender, at least an 8 by TSM standards. We spoke for a while in German (definitely a plus in the FKK clubs) and then decided to adjourn to a room. There were lots of guys getting a "intro" BBBJ session before selecting a girl but once you were at that stage it was pretty evident that you would be paying for the girl.

Susanna was a great GF experience: full tongue kissing, warm slurpy BBBJ and very passionate lovemaking. We were certainly not rushed. I took a shower after our session and joined her downstairs for a cola. A great experience with a "Perfect 10" type girl.

I decided to return to Babylon on the following Tuesday (Babylon is open M - Sat from 12 noon to midnight). I had two very memorable sessions:

Mandy: The club was not too crowded when I arrived. At least a dozen beauties were sitting in the living room area. I sat down and was brought a cola by "Mandy" an attractive German blonde in her early 30's. Mandy was very friendly and we talked for at least 20 minutes before she pulled off my towel and started into a full-fledged BBBJ. Little AgentX is not a big fan of public sex so Mandy led us both up to a really comfortable large bedroom on the second floor. What Mandy lacked in a firm body, she made up in her skills in bed. Starting with a very talented performance with a BBBJ, we spent at least 45 minutes doing the good thing in a number of different positions. She also was a big fan of "soixante-neuf" (69 for you non-French speaking Canucks). I later found out that Mandy speaks English -- I confronted her about this and we both had a laugh after she had made me (good-naturedly) struggle with my high school German.

Eveta: After a shower and snack, I met another beauty from Babylon. Her name was Eveta, a tall (at least 5'9" in heels) blonde beauty from Slovakia with one of the tightest young bodies I've seen in Europe. She had a great sense of humor and was really a 9+ in the looks department. After a few minutes of chatting we took a room. I couldn't believe how firm this gal's body was -- she must be extremely athletic. Once in the room, Eveta offered anal for an additional DM 100 which I accepted. She started off with a slow BBBJ and then lubed up for the big show. Needless to say, she was very good at her job and the session was the most memorable I've had in the past year (at least!). I'm definitely going back to visit Eveta. I showered and joined Eveta downstairs where we chatted in German for a few minutes.

Total price at Babylon for the entry fee, 2 girls and "special service" from Eveta: DM 400 (or about USD 200). This is the price for one hour with one girl in an average Dutch prive huis (brothel). Next time I will bring along a few doses of Viagra as I intend to spend much more time at Babylon and skip the action in Holland.

FKKs naturally jacked up their price by just converting to EU from DM