Chapter Three

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By Blazers on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 10:49 am:  Edit

Day 5:

It was Tuesday and I was feeling like crap and wanted to get some meds. Epi suggested I go to Pattaya International Hospital and I figured it would be expensive and not worth it when I just have a cold. I took his advice after breakfast and we ventured to the hospital.

Observation #2-Pattaya International Hospital

Let me tell ya, this place is amazing. There is no wait and within minutes I am discussing my symptoms with a doctor and the nurse gave me an injection of antibiotics. The entire bill came out to 800 baht ($20). The antibiotics alone would have cost that much at a pharmacy. I was in and out of there in 15 minutes. I did go back the next day because the injection didnt work and had a bag of prescriptions for about 1,300 baht.

Woke up late and ventured solo onto Walking Street. Immediately was mesmerized by a beautiful girl at Superbaby a gogo with big fake tits and nice long hair. Only one tatoo which is negligible at Superbaby. I thought this one might have attitude but was very affectionate in the bar. Barfine paid.

Took her back to the hotel and was begging her to take pics. I even offered her an extra thousand baht for the pics but she kept saying, "internet internet..blah blah blah" She told me a thousand baht is nothing to her if her brothers and sisters see her pics on the net. Dammit, that makes two this trip. In all honesty, after this girl I just started fucking mediocre and ugly girls so I would get some pics.

Be that as it may, this girl was exceptional in the sack. Her tits were solid D's and she had the best body of any girl I had fucked in Thailand. I do like the stripper tits on a tiny frame and this girl was firm as could be. BBBJ was great. I just had her on top doing cowgirl most of the time so I could watch those beautiful tits bounce up and down(well not much bounce but enough) She bucked her hips back and forth and I felt her cumming and right as she came, she locked lips and gave a ferocious DFK. I had to fuck for about an hour before I could actually cum. I also had to take several pisses throughout the night. This leads me to...

Observation #3: Do not take any cold medication with ephedrine or pseudoephedrine in it while mongering. Better to just grin and bear it and rest. The ephedrine opens up your urethra and your prostate feels different. It made it very difficult for me to cum and I had to piss most of the night. I stopped taking it the next day and all symptoms were gone. Maybe KM can explain the reasons for this. My nose was clear when taking the meds(Claritin I think) but my plumbing didnt feel right.

Paid the girl 2,000 baht for LT in the morning and was off to meet Epi for breakfast.

Day 6:

Slept most of the day and woke up around 11pm. Ventured around the bars near Soi 2 and did see some talent. Atlantic Bar did have some cuties but nowhere near what it was before. Ended up at Classroom 2000 on Soi 2 and had a few drinks. Noticed a girl that was dancing like a Vegas stripper and had tons of energy. She wasnt pretty but had an exceptional body and her energy had me convinced she was my gf for the night. She passed all the interviews and I barfined her in minutes. She came back out in a really stylish outfit like she was ready to go to a disco and I was in shorts and a tshirt. I used to always make fun of Thai girls for dressing down after barfines but the girls were dressing up nowadays and I was the one dressing down.

She took me to another gogo bar on Soi Pattaa Bowling(thats what the sign said) to a place called X-Ray a gogo. The place was fairly big inside and had lots of drink specials. She danced on stage with her friends and I bought them LD's. We were on motobikes after that and back to hotel.

Photos: Classroom 2000 15 16 17 18

This girl was a lot of fun to talk to and was very accomodating but required covered sex and had no clue how to give a proper BJ. She was best equipped on top where she had a lot of energy and was great at DFK. This goes to show how spoiled I have become. The girl allows DFK and BBBJ but still wasnt good enough. Even Durex superthin condoms suck ass and its just not the same. After the first session, told the girl that I was sick and wanted to sleep alone. She was insistent on wanting to stay with me and take care of me(Thai girls are great at this) but I was actually still feeling a bit crappy and gave her 1,500 and sent her on her way. She called me 5 minutes after she left and reminded me to drink water and eat some soup. Very sweet girl. To be continued

By Don Marco on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 02:20 pm:  Edit

with all the girls, u followed in my tracks... Not that pretty?

A: pretty enough, great personality, and I did enjoy playing grab ass ;)

I met her playing pool and thought she was at the other classroom at the time-- thanks for the clarification. FYI-- no durex here, but 1500 baht as well.

Q: Where's SB pics???



By Don Marco on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 02:23 pm:  Edit

ohh-- usually giving 1 day for antibiotics to get rid symptoms is a bit optimistic. Usually u need to allow for 3 days, then follow up with another 3 days of treatment to make sure u get the lingerers (leaving lingerers = BAD news).


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