By Crazier on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 12:24 pm: Edit |
Arriving in Saigon into our Apartment
Mongerx, 5Cents and I had boarded Singapore’s Tiger Airways’s flight TR 328 for Ho Chi Minh City at 12.25pm. On arrival about an hour and half later, we were efficiently picked up by the Hotel’s car and driven to the upscale Sedona Apartment Hotel at Le Loi Boulevard which we had booked for a small “ransom” per day.
Our original reservations were at a modest 3 star just a little out of District One whose Manager had promised no hassles with night visitors. In most of Saigon, the 3-5 star type hotels have a very strict policy on girls visiting the rooms overnight.
My discovery of an old friend with some influence allowed us to switch to the upscale Sedona Apartment located in District One with the promise of it being “girl-friendly” for our visit.
The Sedona Suites in Le Loi Boulevard
Arrival and check in was smooth enough and by 3.30pm, we were raring to go out and “get our ears wet.”
A Saigon based Singapore friend who was going to take us out mongering was not contactable as I had forgotten to ask for his local contact telephone numbers. The only thing was to wait for him to call on us at the hotel.
Meantime, P*****, the influential friend who fixed our hotel was buried in a staff meeting and could not be disturbed.
Impatient, we decided to go out and get some local currency. Nearby, adjacent to the city’s posh Opera House area, we found a busy looking money changer and were all converted to local millionaires at the rate of 9500 vietnamese dongs to 1 S$.
The Opera House
A Street Vendor
It was still early and I spoke to the male money changer to ask him about the area Pham Ngu Lau and he smiled widely and said “good”! Lots of drinking places and action and so I arranged for him to hail us a taxi into which we hopped
As we arrived in the vicinity, it became apparent that this was a “backpacker” type area in similar vein to Bangkok’s Khao San Road. Here, many down-market and affordable hotels and accommodations both on and off the main road. Pubs, shops, eateries and an assortment of services including numerous internet cafes.
I popped into one to deal with an urgent work related mail before we were reunited outside to wander around the area. Of interest to us with this brief inspection was a “Hot Toc” hair salon called Le Duyen where the uniformed girls were a good sample of more lovely things to come in Ho Chi Minh City.
Near at the Liberty Hotel, we found a clean looking upstairs Massage Place and went in to enquire about rates and services available. 80,000 Dongs per hour and 300,000 for the VIP service. On further enquiry, the receptionist gave us a cute smile but would give nothing away. We decided that we would go and check out the Hot Toc salon that we saw earlier.
As we entered the place, my phone rang and my friend Chris had arrived at our Hotel Apartment looking for me. Mongerx and 5cents were determined to have some fun in Le Duyen so I excused myself to go meet up with Chris at the apartment, a 10 minute ride there by taxi.
At the Hotel Apartment, Chris, P***** (who had finished his meeting) and I shared some drinks while we made small talk about the local scene and what there was lined up for the evening. Only Chris was able to come along so we finished our drink and hopped into a taxi to go get the guys from Le Duyen. We found them in the upstairs room still having their massage.
There was no hanky panky going on as it was open concept. The girls were visibly nice but it would take too some time and work provided either of them had collected mobile contacts and made “dates” for later part of the evening. One thing for sure, language was proving to be tough for all three of us as only one or two of the girls understood a little English in Le Duyen.
Chris and I waited downstairs for them to finish over a beer each and, I made “small talk” in halting English with one of the more enthusiastic girls in the salon. We had our agenda fixed that night! 5Cents and Mx came down and settled their bill for the haircut and massage, a total of 100,000 Dongs each.
Chris hailed a taxi and our objective was a highly recommended Karaoke Joint at 2** Tran Hung Dao Street where the local pimp “Ah Kiong” was awaiting our arrival. He spoke some Cantonese (local Chinese dialect) and would show us the goodies we had come for.
No bullshit nor pretenses. The place was as basic as you can get. We were taken to the upstairs private room which consisted of long bench type seating round a rudimentary table and we spread out each taking different benches.
We told “Ah Kiong” that we only wanted to see girls who could leave with us and stay overnight. Having agreed to beer, we were served an entire crate dumped in front of our table.
This Karaoke room was like non-other I have been in all my life. There was no sound system nor TV screen. On enquiring, we were told that if we wanted, they would wheel it all in on a portable contraption. Heck who were we kidding, none of us wanted any of that.
Unlike many places I have had to choose from line-ups with great difficulty, this was a great line-up and we gave Mx the first go. As expected, he went for a spinner with tits sticking out of her revealing dress that threatened to let it all fall out. 5cents went next and picked someone I was eyeing. That left me with a couple of girls I would not mind and I picked a quiet looking girl. Chris our locally based wingman did not pick any and I then asked Ah Kiong to send in a second line up so we could have two each. The second batch shuffled in and we had another interesting look with a slightly lower quality. This time we made Chris pick the first girl before we each took one more so that we now had 4 of us and 7 of them at our table in that room.
“Getting to know you” between us consisted of some stilted conversation, groping and more groping. The girls drank beer just the same as we did in quickly filled glasses. Each time these were topped up, it was “cheers” (in Vietnamese) and the glasses topped up again.
It was barely 7pm local time & we were nicely on the way to being drunk. “Without wasting time, we starting negotiating on prices to book the ladies out LT. It was not cheap but according to our wingman Chris about right. 1million Dongs LT but only after 10pm and no earlier. We told them that we wanted to leave soon and it was agreed then that the charges would be 1.2 million LT.
Knowing that 5 cents and I were leaving early for golf in the morning, our concern was that Mx’s girl would want to leave early too. Ah Kiong assured us that she would stay on and leave later. At those prices, we decided that one girl each was good enough. Some of the girls seated with us were braless and better, a couple had no panties under their dresses! We could have asked and had a BJ there and then if we wanted.
Some pictures taken in the Karaoke Room
Photo: Karaoke Companion A 01
Photo: Karaoke Companion B 02
Photo: Karaoke Companion C 03
Photo: Second Lineup A 04
Photo: Second Lineup B 05
The bill came and it worked out to be 1.2 million dongs for all the drinks and the large platter of fruits. We were already almost halfway into our second crate of beers. Our 3 girls picked for LT company left and went to change into street clothes and “Ah Kiong” was rewarded handsomely with a tip of 200k Dongs as recommended by Chris.
Each of the ladies that had kept us company but was not booked out received 100k dongs for being so nice and cooperative, showing their titties to be licked and baring bushes too.
An after drink Dinner
Back to tourist mode and we wanted to eat Vietnamese menu. Chris called P***** and was told to bring us to An Vien Restaurant at 178A Hai Ba Trung, District 1. The restaurant was definitely up-market Vietnamese and food was authentic and good. In our drunkedness, we allowed the girls to order and ended up with 2 of each dish. Perhaps, they over-estimated how much we would eat looking at our overall body sizes. For me the highlight was the way the ladies served us while we ate. I noticed that Mx was lazily leaning back and getting fed by his girl without moving a finger!
Photos: Karaoke Companion A 06 07
The bill was a bit of a shocker at 1.8million Dongs. Definitely a hefty amount and too much food left on the table. Being me, I instructed the restaurant to “doggie bag” the large portions of fish and other unfinished good including a huge crab that was untouched by the 7 of us.
The beast carrying his spinner outside the restaurant.
We hailed a taxi and made our way back to the hotel with Chris saying goodnight outside the restaurant.
Back in the apartment hotel, we had a small hiccup when we reached our apartment after getting the girls to hand over their IDs at reception. They called us up from reception to inform me that the ladies had to leave by midnight as per hotel policy. I referred him to their higher authority saying that arrangements had been made. There were no further calls on that matter for the night.
We did not waste time and soon disappeared into our own rooms. I gestured my girl to go shower and gave her my tee shirt to use after the shower.
My only picture of my Karaoke "Take Out"
Photo: Karaoke Companion D 08
She was camera shy and would not allow me more than one simple picture which did not quite capture her radiant look. While not a starfish, she did not have a bag of tricks and was more subservient than hyper reactive. She had not learnt the art of sexual entertainment and I would not harden easily after all that drinking with no help from the “pill”. We rolled around for almost an hour and I did not have relief. Finally, we fell asleep, she in my arms. Awaking around 2.30am with a massive hard on. I went to flush out my mouth and went back to bed and began tiltilating her nipples and breasts with my mouth and tongue. In no time, she was awake and I could feel her love slit moistening to the touch. While I was tempted to eat her, I let my fingers do the “walking” and within minutes had mounted her to drive home to estacy.
The bout lasted a good 40 minutes before I exploded in her at last and both of us were exhausted enough to just lie back and rest. She led me into the shower to wash up and we put on some tees and shorts of mine. Toigether, we went out to the apartment’s living room and then checked out some food in the kitchen fridge.
She warmed up one of the doggie bagged dishes and we both ate a little. I was wide awake and unable to go back to sleep so we laid on the sofa to watch the “box”. When I was a little drowsy, I went back to bed and signaled her to carry on if she wanted. She came back to my bed near 5.30 am and cuddled up but my body was spent even then. I had to get ready for golf soon so I would not be able to collect on my morning bonk!
P***** had arranged to meet us downstairs with the transport for the early morning round of golf so I bade the girl farewell and dropped 1.2 million dongs as agreed into her pocket. She smiled and did not count it in front of me. 5Cent’s girl had already left earlier after he had bonked her twice he said. I noticed Mx’s girl was awake too and she came out to ask me about waking up Mx and I shook my head.
We had a communication problem because I was trying to tell her that “Ah Kiong” had agreed she would not leave before 10am. She skipped around in protest not really understanding what I was saying and I tried to drag my girl out of the apartment with me telling her to leave alone. She went back into the apartment when I left and I sensed that Mx’s girl was going to kick up a fuss to leave.
There was nothing else I could do because P***** was waiting downstairs with the van and 5cents was ready to leave with me.
By Blazers on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 02:45 pm: Edit |
These girls look like mainland Chinese girls, only slightly rounder eyes. The girl in the blue tshirt is smoking hot. Thanks for this detailed report...sounds very expensive so far.
By Merlin on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 04:02 pm: Edit |
Crazier, thanks for the great report so far and great pics. I got the sense that MX really had a good time in Vietnam while we were talking in AC recently.
I met a lot of Vietnamese gals in Cambodia and many of them als had pristine bodies and cute faces. I also usually have communication problems as well as many of them spoke 1 or 2 words of English and I spoke no Vietnamese. The sex was usually good however, and despite the langauge difficulties, we still had a good time.
Perhaps you touched on this, but did you have a guide to translate and show you around? This is a must in Cambodia IMO.
By Smallasiandick on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 04:18 pm: Edit |
It is 15,000 dongs per US dollar. Vietnam is very cool.
By Phdmonger on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 05:42 pm: Edit |
The girl in second photo with black and white top is hot. Hopefully you have more of her photos. The girl light blue with "bebe" is hot as well. Great details on the arrangements.
By Crazier on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 - 06:45 pm: Edit |
Merlin,
You can get by without a guide for sure. Its a relatively safe city.
However, for places such as the Karaoke we went to, you need a specific address to find it. Form outside, we would not have known. Do note that this was the BEST of the places we went in terms of talent.
Places like Apocalypse and Sahara are known to most taxi drivers. Same goes for the hotel places.
There are many high-end Karaoke places in some of the hotels which we avoided.
These are expensive to visit and take out as it usually involves on-site drinking at high prices besides having to pay US$100 at least for an overnighter.
A savvy locally based friend gave us the "insight" to the Karaoke which he knew well.
I understand there are more of these places and some even cheaper with less well dressed talents but my friend is quite quality conscious.
As he said it " Yes, there are many downscale joints, but the ladies are dirty and smell. I rather pay more and have nice girls who are well turned out."
Mx did not get to Sahara as he was preoccupied with his internet date. I know he would have liked it too.
By Mongerx on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 10:42 pm: Edit |
Great trip report of a fantastic trip. You didn't get a good pic of my karoake spinner girl. She was totally hot and her attitude and service were off the charts good. Also, the slightly hanging D-cups on the tiny frame were one for the books. It was a spectacular evening with three awesome sessions in the night.
However, I think much of that was facilitated because of the comfort level she had with her two colleagues along for the ride. When the early morning golf revelry was called, she was real insistent that she goes back with the girls. I was unhappy as I had planned on the morning photoshoot in the empty apartment.
I have gained a little savy over the past year and half of hardcre mongering, so I broke out some advance techniques. With the large language barrier, I wrote down 6AM = 700K dong, 10AM =1,000K Dong (I didn't realize we had agreed to 1.2 million dong.) I was hoping she would go for the 10AM option but she didn't. Atleast I got the satisfaction of getting just compensation for unfilled terms. A year and a half ago, I would have just let her go and given her the full amount; and I would have felt ripped off. Too bad it didn't work out. I would have gladly paid 2.5 million dong to keep her around for the remaining two nights of the trip.
Also, I would love to go back a try out the forth picture girl from the karaoke in the baby blue and black outfit. She spoke some english and had a very naughty experienced air about her. I was sitting opposite her and the way she would teasing me with views of her pantiless crotch I was dying. She was also such a slutty flirt. I almost swapped my big titty girl inexperienced girl for her, but I had a good feeling that the over the top attention I was getting wasn't just bullshit to close the deal. And I was right.
I will say this was only of the greatest nights ever. That karaoke rocked, the dinner was great, company was awesome, and the girls top notch. A little more than my usual budget buy I wouldn't hesitate to do it again.
By Mongerx on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 10:47 pm: Edit |
Oh BTW, I did show bad form by allowing my jaw to drop when I saw the big titted spinner in the first line up. I left my fellow mongers no choice but to let me choose first, in order that noone would lose face. However, I think my over the top reaction and the price of being the first pick of the draft did seem to put my girl in great spirits.
See my cock blocking techniques have also improved dramatically over the past yer and a half. I am sure Porker can attest to this given my recent AC behavior.
By Crazier on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 11:32 pm: Edit |
Mxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You're back!
I wondered if I should post those pics with the faces blocked out and decided that unless we know ya, it won't tell!
Well, I am headed out this evening to see you know who from Saigon and I was just wondering if anything could go wrong with this "expensive investment" of a Vietnam Airline ticket coupled with an Air Asia connection to Phuket.
Heck, she could plead the "mense" of course and it might just be my bad luck.
But, the last time I brought "coal to newcastle" that lady stuck with me for a good 3 years and we're still good friends.
So, I'll just plunge in and see how it goes. At the point of my life when I need someone to care for me a little more and, the need for someone who's a little better than a professional service girl.
Never did ask 5Cents too much about how his night went with her cos I rather not want to know the intimate details. Makes the unfolding of the "box" more interesting too!
One more thing, up till last night (midnight exactly), the fares to Phuket for this weekend and next weekend were S$ 9.98 and suddenly they are now S$14.98 and even then, mostly not available!
Someone started a stampede?
I was looking for a 2-nighter to go somewhere to celebrate my forthcoming "aging".
Suggestions"?
If you care to go back after turning round, I'll be glad to hop there to see Mira but in the worst case, I can still get some good service in good ole Batam.
(Message edited by crazier on July 06, 2005)
By Mongerx on Friday, July 08, 2005 - 10:12 pm: Edit |
I not back yet! As for Photos, when I get back I will add a couple of flattering (and we know there are many not so flaterring) no face pics of C***. As for where to go the next weekend or so, you should go to Jakarta with Porker, Hunterman, and I.
By Crazier on Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 12:21 am: Edit |
Mx,
Just taking a short break from my romantic weekend here in Phuket to report that H** loves me with all her body and soul. And she is truly passionate in the sack the sweet way I love it.
Well, I was worried she might pull a fast one on me after HCM City but she has come through in total sweet surrender! She's also having the best holiday of her life ever!
By Smallasiandick on Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 08:16 pm: Edit |
MX,
When you and your boys return to Saigon, use this on your honeys.
Em Dape Wah--You are so pretty.
Yah Teung--So cute.
Joy Oi--Oh my goodness.
The ladies will dig it.