I was joined on this trip by two Jakarta rookies; Porker and Hunterman. For the first time I took a trip with someone whose taste in women is highly correlated with mine. Personally, once one of my friends has done a girl she loses a lot of her attraction to me. The result was that I failed to repeat with some girls I normally would have and I always seemed to be looking at a past consequence sitting across from me.

I started the trip by joining the krewe for four days in Batam. Basically, It was the same old same old; fucking, eating seafood, and more fucking. On the girl front I mostly sampled from the old stable. But I did pull two new girls.

The first girl is from Dinasty Karaoke, behind the Goodway Hotel, and from Tanjung Pinnang. She was a fun slim and tall girl. She was Filipina like in that she was quite fun and animated on the date portion of the booking, and active but just good on the boom2. Porker must have liked what he saw, because he went and booked her ST the next day. So I am sure more pics from Porker will be on there way shortly.

Photos: Dinasty B 01 02 03

The second girl is a Pacific Disco FL I have had my eye on for a while. I absolutely love her silky skin and slim body. Back in the room she was a pretty good fuck and her body in damn good shape for having had two kids! A good time but not worthy of a repeat.

Photos: Planet Disco FL A 04 05 06 07

Here are a couple of Batam notes.

1) At Planet Hotel they now charge non guests 45K each to use the pool, gym, etc. area. I love the facilities but that is too damn much. Also the place is pretty overrun with kids. It was pretty funny watching Hunterman get raped by his girl in the Jacuzzi, while a dozen young Indo kids watched on giggling. The parents weren’t nearly as amused.

2) Flying to Jakarta from Batam is easy and cheap. There are travel agents all over Nagoya and we were able to buy three one way tickets for 420K each on Lion Air two days before departure. Evidently, the price was one the high end as it was the end of school vacation for the kids. Our plane was packed so I gather it is usual business for people to buy domestic air tickets at the last minute and there appears to be no price benefit for booking a round trip versus buy a one way on each end. So just buy your return ticket when you want in Jakarta. I also saw that there were tons of flights from Batam to Jakarta on various airlines, so availability shouldn’t be an issue. Also, the Batam airport was surprisingly modern and not really a hassle to deal with. So go take those side trips!

3) There is a KAHA hotel reservation desk inside the Batam Airport terminal, and this is a good place to book your Jakarta hotel. It’s the same price as the KAHA in Jakarta. However, when you return and if you want to use them to book your Batam hotel. Please note that it is a hassle to get back inside the terminal after you leave baggage claim.

Jakarta was an absolute blast and, for me, still the best fuck fest is SEA. Being with two Jakart Cherries, we booked into the very centrally located and easy to find Mecure Rekso on Hayam Wuruk at Mangga Besar (395K a night.) They sure have two cute door girls, but they seemed not too interested in barfining or ladies drinks. Must be cherry girls.

I had two great dinners at the JW Marriott Buffet, food and selection are excellent but expect to drop about 200K per person (this is without alcohol) Also, I ate several good meals at the Imperial Chef Chinese restaurant about 300 meters North of the Mecure Rekso hotel on Hayam Wuruk. Here they have a huge open kitchen with an army of chefs preparing Dim Sum, Hong Kong BBQ, Fresh HK noodle dishes, Seafood and etc.. This place is has excellent fast service and is very popular with the local Chinese. Also, this place is open until at least 2AM which makes it a great place to grab a late night bite. And right across the hall is Pizza Hut for Porker!

My usual pattern was to do short times all day in the Chinatown knocking shops and then head down to Blok M to find a free lancer for LT. No exactly Magellan, but I did mange to scout out some new places.

1) Internet Boards that have some Jakarta coverage almost all conclude that Berlian Massage and Kartika Massage are the Shiznitz in Chinatown. You can find these places next to each other the first alley south of Mangga Besar on Hayam Wuruk. Some people think I will never say a bad word about an Indo venue -- well you are wrong. Once again conventional internet wisdom sucks ass. Hunterman and I first visited Berlian, where we met a dozen very old, mostly fat, and almost uniformly ugly staff. We sat in the bar and gave it a chance over a Red Bull. There was one cute, bigger girl who attached herself to me and poor Hunterman had to suffer a parade of fugglies that represented the mamasan’s best effort to provide a young and thin companion. For 250K + a probable 50K tip I just couldn’t pull the trigger. Unable to procure two decent enough girls in the joint we walked next door to Kartika. Wow no shortage of “girls” here. Must have been well over forty girls in cocktail dresses, problem was there were all fat, ugly, old and extremely pushy! I felt like I was in Adelitas in TJ. I mean were did all these fat ugly women come from. I had one huge specimen whose mission seemed to remain in my field of vision no matter where I tried to look. We quickly excused ourselves. Sometimes the internet sucks; guys are pimping 300K ST in these places when close by you can spend 210-250K to fuck extremely hot sweet young things with good attitudes. You can check these places out but don’t forget your cattle prods.

2) Here is a great new place I checked out HOTEL TRAVEL. A place where you can check-in and never have to leave to have your fun! Here’s how to get here; Exit Lokasari Plaza by turning left onto Mangga Besar. At the first traffic light turn right. On your left you will quickly see Atlantis Massage parlor (home of the Balls Massage) and about 150 meters past this you will see the grey windowless front of the Hotel Travel! The lobby here must have the coldest damn aircon in all of Jakarta. Rooms are cool here, a standard will set you back 266K net. You get a decent sized room with a low soft mattress, and the head board is a giant mirror that runs to the ceiling. Also there is a huge window from the shower into the room so you enjoy the bathing show. Room decors are a little dark and the window has a lovely view of a brick wall. But hey the aircon rocks and it’s built for sleazy fun. I am gonna give it a try next time. They also have a Royal suite with your own Karaoke room in the front and a whirlpool Jacuzzi in the bedroom (500K.)

Now the fun stuff. Take the elevator to the second floor and tell the friendly staff either Massage or Karaoke. Porker and I checked this out around 11:30PM and this hallway was littered with very tasty karaoke girls, but our mission was at the massage center. The massage center closes at 1AM and I think opens at noon or 1PM. Inside here you will find a very very good fish tank were you can see the girls but they can’t see you. There is a very helpful mamasan that isn’t pushy at all. She indicated that there are 25-30 girls there and I saw 15 in the tank and another half dozen loitering or eating outside the tank. Here it is truly point and click. An hour is 210K plus 50K tip. I had a real hard time choosing because there were really too many hotties in the tank. Also the girls are sitting down so you can’t get the whole picture. However, you could kick back with a drink on the sofa and watch whore vision as long as you wanted. When we where there four off duty Polisi were enjoying some beers and the view. I picked a real cutie who I thought would be tall and stacked, but when she stood up I saw I had another spinner, but boy is she hot.

The short time room was a great a very pleasant surprise from the usual ST rooms I have seen in China Town. Here you got a big room, with a large shower with a sliding glass door. There is a huge mirror along side the bed and another on the ceiling above the bed. This room rocked. My girl was excellent and this was a truly great value. When I exited I couldn’t believe how hot and diverse the girls looks and body types were. Will I return here: Fuck Yeah! Also this street is chuck full of what appear to be very interesting joints and when we left around 12:30AM there was lots of good looking friendly ladies in the streets. Definitely merits further research!

Photos: Hotel Travel A 08 09 10 11 12 13 14

3) So much for the new. I don’t explore too much because places like PenJay kick ass. There is now a fourth bar joining the holy trio; Sari Ayu, LA Bar, and MTR Bar. The new place is Royal Massage and Bar and is right next door to LA Bar. This place has a different owner than the holy trio, and the selection was just a hair below. However, this place has a real nice Art Deco décor and the music is at slightly lower volume. While I didn’t bang a girl from here, I don’t think one will have problems finding good companionship. Alright now let me start the march of some PenJay ladies.

Our first night in town we started off in Sari Ayu. I think Hunterman and Porker were overwhelmed by it all. Boys, we ain’t in Batam anymore. Of course like a dunbshit, I forget my new IXUS700 back in the hotel. So I picked a real hottie but could only take pics with my hand phone. A sweet good looking girl, but I don’t remember much except good head, great titties and no naked pics.

Photos: Sari Ayu F 15 16

I was immediately hooked by the long skinny body on this girl. Up in the room she had unbelievable bolt-on big b-cups on her very lean frame, insanely sexy. But she wouldn’t let me take any pics of those puppies and only a couple of clothed pics after she put on the Casper the ghost make-up. Also, she offered no kissing but did a very good BJ. I probably won’t repeat.

Photos: Sari Ayu G 17 18

We did a lot of business at the LA Bar. Tons of Hotties in here, but I seem to have only pics of one girl from here. Crazier and I have mongered together and in the same locals a ton over the last year and a half. But until now we have never had a shared girl history. I hooked up with a girl he has done several times before. I absolutely love this girl’s exotic look, I feel like I am fucking a gorgeous exotic half naked women from a tropical jungle found in a Guagin painting. A truly great passionate GFE fuck, and I will never forget her moans of passion when screwing. She is a little picture shy though. Of course Hunterman went back and took her long time after I recommended her and got some better pics. So look out for them.

Photos: MTR Bar C 19 20 21

4) Spent some time in the Alley off Mangga Besar just west of Lokasari. The three venues here are Bintang Mawar, Siera Club, and Madonna’s. Last time I thought Bintang Mawar had a phenomenal lineup but on my two visits this trip I was disappointed seeing mostly older and larger ladies (but nothing like Berlian and Kartika massage) However, Siera Club has certainly added some new good talent. I like this place but I went again with my little sweetheart from here. She is a super sweetie who really does it passionately in the room. But now she wants me to bring her a stuffed animal next time. I probably will, but man I want to sample some of the other talent as well. Short time here is 160K + 50K tip. LT is 600K before 6PM and 400K afterwards. I may give this one a LT spin next time I visit. She has a real good attitude about pics but it is hard to get her to smile in front of the camera. A real little spinner with some great firm titties, but a bad nose.

Photos: Siera Club A 22 23 24 25

5) On the second floor of Lokasari Shopping center (actually in the car park) is the extremely dark TC’s: an institution famous for their daily young freelancer scene from 4-7PM. I hooked up with this 148CM and 34 Kilo cute spinner who also came to my hotel for a second ST booking one morning at 9:30 AM.

Photos: TC's C 26 27 28 29 30 31

Great spinner body and cute face, but Porker says she looks better with a cock in her mouth --- and I agree.

6) On the Bule trail Hunterman and I checked out CJ’s in the Hotel Mulia on Thurs (ladies night.) I get more turned off to the 5* hotel bar scene each time I go to Jakarta. The scene is full of older less attractive hookers trying to look like regular non-pros and overspending expat guys who want to pretend the girl they are picking up in not a hooker. All this is lubricated with outrageously expensive drinks and a bad guy to girl ratio. However, the band here is really good and if you primary mission is to dance and party to some live music it’s not a bad place to go. But for scoring girls in a Bule friendly place get ye to Blok M

7) Blok M has two bars I like to find FL girls you can bang LT for 300-400K. The bar to hit from 10:30 -12:30 is D’s Place. A small bar that plays a mix of techno and R and B. Here you will find lots of pretty girls dancing on the small dance floor and lots of disinterested large bules drinking and not watching them. After 12:30 you can head about 50 meters down the road to My Bar the late night place. Here you will see people arriving until the crowd peaks at 2AM. You can find some hotties but the look standards are really a notch below the PenJay joints IMHO. However, there are some very good looking great fucks to be had. And on Saturday night they had a sexy dancing contest that ended at 1:30 AM and for the next 60-90 minutes I have never seen a pro bar that rocking and good. I was literally juggling 5 girls I would be thrilled to take home, I was dancing up a storm and having the time of my life.

Here are four LT’s I pulled from My Bar. All except one girl I just slipped 300-350K into the pocket as they departed the next day.

Our first night in Jakarta, I think Hunterman and Porker were unsure of themselves and tired so only I took home from My Bar. I loved the insane Gumby body on this girl.

Photos: My Bar C 32 33 34 35 36 37 38

The next night I was in the mood for sweater meat and I found this girl. She was a bit quirky and was obsessed with watching sports TV. When I saw her she was engrossed in male platform diving, then it was formula one racing, and then it was track and field. Anyway she was pretty sexy and fucked real well. Also she was happy to spend all day in the room cuddling, watching TV, getting her titties groped, and screwing. However, I think she had a bit of a princess attitude. When we returned the first night she wanted room service; no big deal until she wanted the 90K roasted salmon filet. I quickly redirected her to the 30K smoked salmon sandwich (which she only ate half.) Also, when I sent her away late the next afternoon she pulled out the 350K I stuffed in her pocket and whined that she wanted 500K. She had been a good sport so I made a gas face and gave her another 50K. She was happy but this was the first time I have had that from a Blok M girl and I wasn’t pleased.

Photos: My Bar D 39 40 41 42

However, Porker and Hunterman must have like what they saw. The next night Hunterman immediately glommed onto her and kept her for the next two nights. Then Porker glommed her the following night. Then the night after that there appeared to be some shenanigans about who she would spend the last night with. Frankly, I got sick of her little act of trying to create tension between Hombres and seeing her disinterested act in the restaurants. She asked me why I wasn’t going with her, and I told her I don’t go with girls who go after my friends. There are too many other good quality girls to get into triangles (or rectangles in this case) Anyway here are some initial pics and I am sure there will be many more to follow.

The night after I took the sports fan – I had struck out with two girls I liked. Then I got groped up by some little spinner whose body language I loved. However, this girl had serious issues of having her hair in her face. I just couldn’t get her to keep her hair back. I was unsure if Cousin It was gonna be good. There was no need to worry. She was a real cutie whose spastic quirky clingy act was real sweet. She was a great fuck and took some good pics when I could get the hair out of her face.

Photos: My Bar E 43 44 45 46 47 48

On Saturday night in My Bar, I was loving my wide open options when I suddenly heard a voice call my name. Holy Shit it was butter face Maya from my first trip. Alright this girl has a baaaaaad face, but this girl FUCKS! All holes and all enthusiasm. I am a big man, but this tiny girl clamps me down in missionary position - taking on all my weight -and then grind fucks the hell out of me for orgasm after orgasm. She clamps so damn hard I feel like I had a serious chiropractic spinal adjustment. This is the perfect girl to toss in your room for two nights, and she will just sleep quietly, drink water, and have a single dish of chicken rice a day. Of course she will monster fuck you on demand. The other hottie candidates were shocked when I exited with my ugly duckling (but if they only knew what I knew) So I kept her in the room for two days and enjoyed ST heaven while she slept.

Photos: My Bar F 49 50

Oops I forgot the pic of the Mecure Rekso "Door Girls." Cutie Pies

nice mx...gr8 report! you're pulling very hot girls! from Craziers old ex, red head from mb, the one before maya, your siera girl....all smoking hot. I can't believe i don't recognize any of those mb chicas, although i do recall your sa gals. nice choices!

i think i mentioned this before, but hotel bars suck relative to the other venues. Many of the girls you find at blok m cruise the hotel scene as well, then end up at the discos way late at night. The problem is, in the hotel bars, they have more leverage and will charge more unless they know you...seen you from the blok m bars. good to show your face and let yourself be known in the blok m area before venturing to the hotel bars.

Dayaaammmm MX, what a series of pics! Thank god you fixed your camera or got a new one as this series of pics are simply unbelieveable. You seem to have singlehandedly convinced me that I must pry myself away from AC for at least one trip and check out Jakarta. Great info as always, guys should be paying you for relevant info like this.

MX--

wowow. Your jkt gals would be considered HOT in ANY country. Awesome bro. Now if only jfk would add a direct flight to jkt, I would be all set

As those of you who know me know, I am far from the jelious type, but I think it's ridiculous to follow on each other's barfines. Is the pickings really that slim that one needs to? Personally, I could give a hoot less, but it does make for slightly awkward group situations (especially when it's the next day) and it does really put a damper on any illusions one monger may have about multiple day GFE bookings. I ain't aiming this at porker-- just a general thought I wanted to toss out before folks get defensive...


Awesome girls, awesome pics, and awesome report. A+ all around.

Wow, this is almost like reading a report in real time, as all this stuff seems like it happened yesterday. I was indeed more than a little impressed with Jakarta, and Batam does seem like a boring wasteland after returning. It wasn't the smartest financial decision I ever made, but I was SOOOO bored in Batam with the 'wife' that I turned around and flew her to Jakarta with me for two days. Too bad I was so pussywhipped that I barely left the hotel.

Mx, thanks for the guide services and the great report here. You are indeed the MAN in my eyes at the moment.

Amazing looking girls. You should really cut and paste your JKT reports to make a full fledge guide as your reports have a lot of important details about a destination that has been completely off the monger radar until now.

BTW, the Batam girl with the short hair was the girl we were hanging out with at Geylang in an alley drinking at a table before we went to Orchard Towers that one night. I was seriously thinking about banging that one as she seemed extra enthusiastic and horny. Glad one of us got to partake in her charms.

Great report and pics..thanks..
BTW..that butta face chick has got a smoking body..

MongerX, bagus sekali! Banyak chewe Indonesia, harus main banyak:-)

Thanks for all the positive feedback. It feels good to have your efforts appreciated.

SOC - I am glad than I managed to atleast meet a few girls you didn't already know. I hope we can do some exploring when you come out in Nov. There is a place behind Ciputra Mall that supposed has half a dozen Penjay type brothel where the ST is only 150K all in. Perhaps we can break that gound when you return. Plus I still haven't gone to Stadium or Super.

Merlin - I think I have a decent handle on your tastes and mongering styles. Trust me, you will not regret one bit skipping AC to go to Jakarta. Perfect place to go with the simultaneous sayang (honey ko) and lots of hot ST's model. Plus there is a lot of fun and diverse venues to check out. Way more than AC. Jakarta won't replace AC, but the are so different there are great compliments. However, if someone said I could only go to one place from now on, it would be Jakarta.

DM - Let's hope that UAL makes that magic happen and we can go to the Big Durian next month.

Porker - Yeah Batam is still fun and the are some fantastic girls to be had, but it sure does seem so ho hum and small after Jakarta. If people ask me now should I go to Batam or Jakarta, IMHO go to Jakarta.

Blazers - you have an excellent memory. I forgot about meeting that skinny girl in Geylang. I have had a dialog with her for awhile but she wouldn't flirt to heavily with me becuase she was good friends with the brooooooaaaaad nosed girl with the smoking body I was with in Geylang. She is actually a sweetheart and somehow I get the feeling she would be more horny to you than me. Also, Crazier and I have talked about putting together a Jakarta guide. In fact I score a Jakarta Street atlas on DVD that will allow me to make some sweet street maps to help the brothers out.

TT - Hehe she has a good body and when she indicated she didn't want any face pics, I didn't argueBut she has the perfect attitude combo of Nympho Monster fuck and I just wanna sleep that she is perfect for LT in the room while you go on ST rampages through town.

SF4dfish - makasih

Oh there was one other Jakarta anectdote I forgot to share

Oasis Spa - Directly across from Lokasari plaza is a four story shop house that house a Hong Kong style spa. In the afternoon for 84K you get to use the facilities and a 90 minute traditional spa. I went for that with some minimal HankiPanki for 50K tip. I love the facilities and massage and a great way to escapre the mid-day Jakarta heat- grudge- and hustle. However, they are now offering sensual body massage for 240K as well and you could see the girls. The girls Hunterman and I saw in the lounge for this service was a very very impressive group of hotties. I am willing to wager that 240K is far from inclusive and I bet that it will take a pretty penny (300k or more in tips) to make the magic happen. The Japanese dude I saw who took this option looked pretty damn happy afterwards.

Many, many chewes just luv foreign men, especially if your caucasian. Many, will do anything in their power to become your "steady".

Of course your also seen as a walking "ATM" too.

Mx,

Jakarta definitely can be infectious and one could be lost there almost forever! Mongering these parts is gonna take a lifetime if you have the gumption and stamina!

Great report and some nice pics here!

i hooked up once in oasis before (in fact, i got a call from mx during the aftermath when i was in the br dropping the kids off at the pool), but not with a sensual massuese, but with one of the 'regular' massage girls. one thing lead to another, and it was exhilerating having a small curtain between us and the public with her trying to ride me without making a noise (didn't work, so she tried to mask the squishy sounds my cock going in and out of her wet snatch by doing the chop style massage....talk about balance!)

don't remember what i gave her....perhaps 100k, which was all i had on me (most of my money was in the locker). she seemed ok with it as she wanted me to call her.

mx, nov you say? let's..how does around turkey day sound to you?

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So...what would you say are the top 3 or 4 hotels and 3 or 4 bars in Jakarta?

Regjoe,

You are gonna need to be more specific about what hotel and bar attributes you are interested in.

Jakarta has many 5* hotels that can be had for relatively cheap prices. Right now you can book Le Meridian for $76 on Asiatravel.com, I like to stay in the north near all the great daytime Kota action, both Mecure Rekso and Sparks provide 3-4* quality for around $40 a night.

WRT Bars, what are you interested in? I like getting laid by enthusiatic hot young chicks, and not paying through the nose for drinks. Along this line bars in PenJay are probably the best quality-value brothel bars I have seen anywhere. I also, love the good times and strong girl selection at My Bar in Blok M. If you are looking for a real nice place with a good western style band, and lots of semi pro to pro type girls, then I like CJ's in the Hotel Mulia. For Indonesian style techno Disco's, I hear that Stadium (with onsite ST rooms and organized pro's along side FL) and Millenium (mostly FL) are great places to party until the sun is high in the sky.