I thought I just have to write a few lines for all of you pussy lovers about my last trip to Thailand. In spite of all the negative development created by Taksin government Thailand is still a great place to visit. I understand, that for those of you lucky ones who live there, things have been going to wrong direction. I used to live in BKK for some years in the late 90's and nowadays I just visit the country a few times every year for both business and pleasure. This time my one-week holiday trip was somewhat exceptional, so here we go:

Day 1. My flight arrived at Don Muang airport on Friday afternoon. I took a Thai Airways limousine and headed to Sukhumvit area, where I stayed at an apartment of my bachelor friend. Usually the first things I do after arriving to Bangkok are going to the swimming pool, have a few Singha's and to go to a massage parlour to get rid of the tiredness after a long flight from Europe. This time I had some other things to do with me friend and I had to pass the massage. The evening started from the Shenanigans Irish Pub near Patpong, which is a place, where many local expats hang around. After a quick bite and some beers were went to Safari bar at Patpong. For me this is the only decent bar in Patpong. Good music and some nice looking girls, who usually let you to take the initiative. Not at all the usual Patpong style aggressive stuff so common in other places. Anyhow after some more go-go bars in Patpong, Soi Cowboy and Nana we chose as our last destination for the night the Nana disco. At 1 am the place was packed as usual. We started to chat with couple of cuties hanging around in the bar area. We soon realised, that two of the girls were good friends among themselves. Me and my friend decided to take these two girls with us and off we went. This is where the fun really started. After arriving to my friend’s apartment these two girls very quickly started to get undressed in front of us. After 10 minutes or so both girls were totally naked, dancing and caressing each other. When they sat down spreading their legs wide open on the sofa side by side, they started to compare their shaven pussies. One was pinker than the other etc. Lots of laugh and fun as these girls had absolute no shyness at all and were truly enjoying themselves. Then they wanted their pussies to be shaved on the sofa. I was spreading the foam to the pussies and my friend was shaving. Absofuckinlutely unbelievable experience what I had never before experienced in Thailand! And all happened in a natural way, no pushing from our side. It was really the girls who wanted this! After the shaving we retired to our bedrooms. Good, passionate sex first at night and second time in the morning. Nothing too special to report about that. This girl in terms of look was quite ok. Not really a superstar, but nice, natural big boobs. The only thing I regret, that I didn’t take my digital camera with me to be able to show you the proofs. The price for this all was 1500 THB.

Day 2. Golf competition in the morning in Bangna Trad area. Needless to say, that after a night like that, too many drinks, lot’s of sex and hardly any sleep my golfing was really shit. I can’t play well if I’m overtired. After the golf the same routine started again. Beer, more beer, whisky soda, more whisky soda, go-go bars etc. Previous night I had seen a very good looking big-breasted girl in the Midnite bar in Sow Cowboy. I think her name was Pee. Fortunately she was there tonight as well and was free to leave with me so I barfined her around midnight and took her to the apartment. This girl was very sweet, but probably quite inexperienced. She was quite passive in bed (no BJ) but seemed to enjoy it ok. I had her only for a ST, so she left around 2 am and I gave her 1000 THB. A bit disappointing, but she was really quite gorgeous. I like the boobs big, so in this respect she more than qualified.

Day 3. Golf competition in the Sunday morning. Again I’m bloody tired after too many drinks and short sleep. And my golf was big shit. I did make two birdies, but I played way below my usual standards. Sunday night I decided to take it easy. No sex.

Day 4. After good long sleep I decided to go to a golf driving range at Soi 18 in the morning to somehow correct my drives. At driving range it’s always so easy. Mostly long, straight shots and I felt much more confident before my next game. Around 6 pm I went to one of favourite massage parlours at Soi 12, namely Darling. I’ve never had a bad experience in this place. It’s not the cheapest, but for an occasional visitor like me it doesn’t really matter if it costs 1000 baht or 3000 baht. I took girl number 45 as she had nice face and big looking tits. In Thai standards she was perhaps a little overweight, but for me it didn’t matter. Sometimes the girls wear those push up, heavily padded bras so what appears to be a big titted girl might be in reality quite an ordinary. In this case I was lucky as she really was a big girl. I came two times, first in the bath and second time in the bed. Very good service and a very nice girl. Price was 2500 THB + 500 as a tip.

Day 5. Golf early in the morning. My best round of golf during the trip. I started to feel more confident when the weekend was approaching. On Friday, Saturday and Sunday we were going to have a weekend competition in Pattaya with 3 of my friends. For this competition we had agreed some special rules: the one who had a girl with biggest tits for Friday and Saturday nights would get one extra shot for his handicap the next day. Secondly, if one would spend the night alone in bed, he would get one-shot penalty next day. The last rule obviously was very theoretical, because there’s no fucking way one could possibly sleep alone in Pattaya. Anyhow, now it was only Tuesday and I had other things in mind. After the golf game we went to Eden Club at Soi 7/1 for 3somes. We were there around 5 pm and there were perhaps 10 girls available at that time. Of course, I quickly chose the ones with the biggest boobies. I really love this place. The girls at Eden Club are amazing. At least they give you the impression, that they love sex with both men and women. The atmosphere really makes me feel horny and that’s why I never go there in the first or second day. At Eden I really want to fuck long and hard. Again it was just great. A lot of partner swapping, two girl simultaneous bj’s, strap on dildos, lesbian activities etc.

Day 6. Golf early in the morning. I play like shit again. I decided to concentrate on fucking and other nice things instead. Today I decided to check the New Cleopatra massage of which I have read positive comments on WSA. I had never been there before, so this was quite exciting. The place from the outside looks really impressive. You can’t miss it if you are driving along the road. The neon lights are massive and quite spectacular. Also inside is pretty impressive. Everything is done to high standards. Unfortunately this is reflected in prices. 2 hours cost 3000 THB + tip. But the girls look also pretty impressive. I’ve never seen such a selection in a massage parlour. Several model looking girls in the fish bowl. I chose girl number 38 whose name was Jane. I have to admit that even after all the fucking earlier this week my heart was pumping like hell when I first saw her naked. A perfect body, D-size natural tits, very slim and a beautiful face. The only problem was her English. She could only say a few words in English and my Thai is even more limited. Anyhow after two hours I didn’t want to leave the fucking place. This was one the best fucks of my life.

Day 7. It’s Thursday and the Pattaya golf weekend would start on Friday morning. I decided to recharge my batteries. Only a few beers at Soi Cowboy and Soi 33 in the evening.

Day 8. We left Bangkok at 8 am and played the first round at Bangpra golf course near Pattaya. This is combined 3-day competition and the winner would take it all. Reasonable performance from me and we are all within 3 shots after day 1. I decided to try to improve my chances for the next day by finding a bigger breasted girl for the night than my 3 friends and thus gain one-shot advantage for Saturday. The night was dedicated for go-go bars. We visited really many of them. The best-looking girls are at Happy a go-go, but somehow this place lacks all the action. The girls seem not interested to get engaged in any conversation with customers. After heavy drinking we finally went to Marine Disco perhaps around 1 am. I can’t remember exactly how late it was. Very soon I spotted a top-heavy cutie in tight, very daring white dress dancing on the dance floor. After 10 minutes we were on our way to the hotel, which by the way was Penthouse Pattaya. This is the most amazing hotel I know about. It’s made for sex. My room even had a go-go bar style small dance floor with a chromed pole in the centre. Anyhow, I couldn’t have performed without the help of Viagra this time. After so much fucking in earlier days and heavy drinking this night, fucking without Viagra would have been difficult. Now it wasn’t so and the sex was great again. I couldn’t believe my luck with women during this trip. This girl really was into passionate sex. It seemed to last forever before I came. When I was pumping her, she was fingering her clit and moaning loudly. She said she came twice. Just great. And I even won the biggest tits competition for the next day. Can’t complain. In the morning I woke up when she had started to give me a BJ. What a way to wake up.

Day 9. Today we played at Phoenix golf club. Unfortunately this was one of the lousiest golf rounds of my life and I lost all chances for the overall victory. I felt tired and pissed off. Fortunately the evening went well again. This time we toured the open-air bars around Pattaya. Finally I barfined a 25 year old mamasan I think from a bar at soi 8. Yes, you guessed right. This girl had very nice pair of C-cup sized natural tits. This evening we all 4 got together with our girls into my room to have a private go-go show there. Good fun and a great evening. After 2 hours I kicked all others out, as I wanted to get more intimate with my girl. She was very sweet, passionate etc.

Day 10. In the morning after second round of sex she came to breakfast with me and stayed for two more hours voluntarily kissing and hugging me continuously while we were watching formula 1 race from the TV at the hotel terrace. Golf at Panya Hill was shit again and I had lost almost 150 € to the winner. In the evening I had to fly back to Europe, but what a week it had been. Thailand is so very different when it comes to having sex with prostitutes. It feels more like having sex with your girl friend. It’s no rush, it’s passionate, and it’s simply great