Where do I begin on this trip report? Brotherhood convention #007 scheduled for Sao Paulo, Brazil turns into exploratory quest and lessons learned about Brazil……at least for this founding member. We had scheduled a meeting of about 5 brothers in Sao Paulo and due to unforeseen personal conflicts and business needing to be attended too, we only had 2 show up for our Sao Paulo tour of duty. I and Mr. B made the 12 hour pilgrimage to the largest city in South America with the hopes of turning a few heads and meeting some new friends. We had been invited to attend and meet several of the CH members for MoonDog’s retirement swaray in SP and thanks to having the opportunity to hook up with this group made our trip completely worthwhile and satisfying. I guess I will start at the beginning…………….
Day 1 – Arrival in Sao Paulo
I had prearranged to arrive in SP and be picked up by a close lady friend I had met previously. We will call her “Ele”. She was there and looking fantastic after a long flight down. She even brought a friend with her which she said she needed to help guide her to the airport and hotel I was staying. Needless to say I perked right up at the opportunity to not only have Ele but her friend as well my first night in Sao Paulo. Went through customs and immigration without much trouble and upon exiting the airport she was there….looking totally fantastic! I had not seen Ele for a couple months and noticed that she had gotten her breasts done since our last time together……lucky for me she told me about it a couple weeks before the trip and I was able to pick up a few Victoria Secret items for her. Nothing any women appreciates more than fine evening wear to show off her new look……Ele was no exception and I knew tonight was going to be something special. Now, what to do with the fucking guide dog she had brought along??? Came to the conclusion that after a few drinks I could do her so while riding to the Renaissance with these ladies negotiations began for her to stay with us for the night. Ele was all for it so who was I to argue……although deep down I was hoping for a night with Ele alone after a long flight.
We got to the hotel and checked in…..lucky for me I had a suite so to bring two girls up would not be a problem. After getting to the room we ordered some room service and got the party going with some Victoria Secret gifts that the girls loved. A modeling show then began and after about 4 Bohemia’s in me and looking at two fine pieces of ass the real party started.
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For the next four hours we proceeded to use every piece of furniture, the bathroom and even the window sill in what can be described as one of the best 2 girl experiences I have ever had. Ele was spectacular and the friend was right there with her but exceeded my expectations when it came to her oral skills……this girls could flat out suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and did it bare to completion. I think we feel asleep about 5am only to awake to Ele wanting more as the sun came up. A great night and one hell of a beginning to my trip.
Day 2 – MoonDog makes contact
Riding a high from the last night and knowing I had Ele alone tonight I was in my element and wondering where it will go wrong. Mr. B from the brotherhood was not scheduled to arrive until tomorrow and I was falling head over heals for Ele again……knowing full well that this is the first cardinal sin of mongering and I need to do something about it. My solution was to contact Karen at the advise of MoonDog (who I was scheduled to hook up with later this day) a local lady to the Renaissance and get my head back on straight. Ele had to go see her mother for the day and I had to tour a soccer field for business this day. I set up a meeting with Karen for 2pm at my room after my business meeting and Ele would return around 6pm for dinner and a special evening together…..this would be the last time I would see her.
Checked my email prior to heading out to the stadium and had a message from MoonDog, called him up in his room and finally had the pleasure of speaking with the CH legend. We made plans to meet for a drink in the lobby bar around 6pm and have some dinner together.
Karen arrived right on time at 2pm…..I had only been back to the hotel for about 30 minutes before she arrived but got things in order and we spent a wonderful couple of hours together. I had read mixed reviews of her on the site but I believe if you have some chemistry with this fine lady you WILL have a great time. The menu was wide open for me and we played the entire alphabet game in the two hours together. A little wine and the camera came out before during and after our session. Not speaking a lick of Portuguese, I was able to communicate just fine with this gorgeous lady and she got into the whole session. Sorry Hemp, was looking forward to discussing your future wife with you but didn’t get the chance to meet you…….maybe someday in Rio. As we say photos don’t lie……so..enjoy hommies:
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Needless to say……things were going to well for me so far but all hell was about to break loose……the kind that would require the collective minds of the brotherhood and my new friends from Rio and fellow CH hommies.
The evening began with Ele returning and we headed down to the hotel lobby to meet MoonDog for a drink. I had been looking forward to this opportunity for some time given the support and advise he has given me since joining the site…….only wish I had listened a little closer to a few of his suggestions. Hooked up with him a little after 6pm and introduced Ele to him. MoonDog’s lady was out shopping so we decided to grab some dinner together and headed out. Great restaurant, food was excellent and the company and conversation just what I needed. Had already decided that this was going to be the last night Ele and even gave her the option to leave if she wanted for I was feeling we were getting too close. Hell, I was falling for this chick! After dinner we returned to the hotel and Ele decided to stay for the night, and who was I to argue one more night with this fine Brazilian piece.
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MoonDog was going out to meet a few of the Rio boys who had arrived and invited me to join but I declined this evening knowing we would hook up the next day for the retirement party and I needed to get this Ele issue behind me. We had nice evening together with plenty of passion or maybe a very good act (but I don’t think so) before getting some sleep. Ele left the next morning and would not talk to nor see her again (my choice), I knew the game was being played and I was her pawn. This pawn was not to be outsmarted so when checkmate was in site it was time to cut and run. Over the next 3 days I must have had 10 voice mails from her but did not return any knowing if I did then the game was still on. She even returned to the hotel later in the week (luckily I was not there and only got a hand written note from her that I will get into later how it was dealt with).
Day 3 – Brotherhood arrival and MoonDog’s Retirement Party
Trouble in paradise!! Mr. B’s arrival in SP was a welcome site. We had the retirement party on the menu for the night and what we thought were two of the most beautiful ladies as companions set up for the next two days. Mr. B arrived at the hotel around 11am after his 11 hours of fly time and the companions were scheduled to arrive around 1 pm. We wanted to get to know these ladies better before taking them out to the party and such for the evening activities. For the sake of ID’s we will call them “Flip” and “Flop” because that is what we got for the next 12 hours…….to the point that hotel security had to get involved. Read on…………..
Now the brotherhood is a proud group and while we all have the same objective…”the endless pursuit of the perfect woman” we will not be played nor gamed and I got to hand it to Mr. B for he spotted this one about 3 hours into it while I was not willing to accept the fact that the game was on by both “Flip” and “Flop”.
The girls arrived around 1pm and we went through the process of getting them checked in and their bags upstairs in our suites (PROBLEM #1). We went upstairs with them to break the ice and share a drink. I took Flip with me and Mr. B took Flop. We had one drink in our suite together before Mr. B needed to “tap” Flop….hell he had been on a plane for the past 11 hours so have at it. Away they went to his suite and I took the time to get to know Flip. We decided we would hook up downstairs around 4pm for a late lunch down the street at a local Italian restaurant before getting ready for the evening activities. This is the only photo I have of the girls together and it was taken in another country where we met them. MoonDog does have a photo of these ladies in his report and I thank him for posting it……for they need to be identified!
Photo: Flip Flop 15
Tap #1 complete by both parties we headed to the restaurant for lunch. Mr. B and I discussed the sessions and he was already convinced that it was not going to work for him and that we had to do something. I was a little more satisfied first go round so I tried to talk him out of it and we decided to see how things progressed. They only got worse! Don’t get me wrong, these were some sharp looking gals on the outside but once we got the wrapper off……we could do much better.
What is it with some companions who think they can show up with a ten day old “shave” and a guy is going to find this appealing? If you are going to shave the thing….then fucking shave it….Regularly!! But for goodness sakes don’t show up expecting big bucks and offer a snatch that one wouldn’t fuck or suck with Wonderdog’s dick!
The second problem was that these gals thought they were some “high-end” companions that could offer a substandard service (in my book) and get away with it with “stupid, ugly American gringos”…….little did they know we invented the backup plan at the brotherhood and pride ourselves on the second option.
That being said, we got dressed up for our evening plans and I had made arrangements to meet MoonDog and some of his other invited guests down in the hotel lobby bar…..from there we would leave together and head over to the club where the retirement party was to be held. Some great people!! MoonDog sure knows how to fill out a party dance ticket and we enjoyed getting to know the group over a couple drinks prior to our departure. One note….Flip and Flop we could tell were becoming a little uneasy with the whole thing when MoonDog’s harem arrived at the hotel to go over to the club. Mr. B did not take long getting the attention of 2 of these gals (he had already decided he was finished with Flop) so the stage was set for some serious fireworks…..Brazilian bitch style in a couple hours.
We all took taxis over to the club…..the brotherhoods first experience mind you in a Brazilian club and went right in with the group. Holy Shit!! I was in heaven and Mr. B was flat out of control as we walked to the private area where the party group was meeting. Meanwhile, Flip and Flop were totally not into this scene and headed upstairs to get away from “being seen” so they said. After about 10 minutes Flop bolted for the door and was gone….wouldn’t see her again until it was time to cut the cord…..brotherhood style! Flip did return to the party area but just sat in the corner and would not speak with anyone…..she was pissed!! Fuck em!.....this party was for MoonDog and we wanted to be a part of it. I knew where this was headed and grabbed Mr. B to create the “second option” for the evening. He was already way ahead of me and had lined up three (3) ladies for us and introduced me to Paula (yes, MoonDog’s friend). “Just your style Mr. G, blonde with attitude and firm” so he said…..he was right and she was perfect but I had to deal with Flip over in the corner first. Wait a minute….there is pattern developing here….with the exception of my first night I am taking MoonDog’s sloppy seconds!! What’s up with that? Not to mention I had already had Hemp’s future wife! Jesus, from a brotherhood high to this. Just kidding guys……
I wanted to also mention, we had the pleasure of meeting all the Rio gang that made the trip and a few locals guys from the CH board. Sandman….you are a legend and it was truly a pleasure. Gr8ter, Blues Traveler, SweetMesquite, Chave…..you guys are a class act and I had great time getting to know you guys and will look forward to future opportunities.
Back to the story……went over to check on Flip with Paula in tow, Paula was not going to leave my side for some reason but Mr. B came and got Paula while I talked with Flip. Flip wanted to leave and I told her that is wasn’t working out with Mr. B and Flop, which she obviously assumed. She then proceeded to tell me that they each wanted $1000US for there time spent with us!! Yea right as I choked on my Bohemia. I told her to call Flop and get her to come pick us up for we were going to the hotel to get there shit out of the rooms (remember Problem #1). While Flip called Flop for the car, I proceeded to inform Mr. B of the girl’s expectations and needless to say he went crazy. After each of us chugging a Bohemia down the stage was set to put option #2 in motion. I would ride to the hotel with Flip and Flop and deal with getting them out and Mr. B would bring the replacements, Paula included, over for the night. Leave it to Mr. B to time this whole thing perfectly about one hour later.
I got in the car with Flip and Flop, Flop was at the wheel and both were jabbing back and forth in Portuguese the whole way back to the hotel. Thank god I don’t speak the language cause I really didn’t want to know what they were saying. We got the hotel and first went to Mr. B suite to get Flop’s bag and then to mine to get Flip’s shit. The conversation then turned to what they would be paid for their time spent with us and “lack of attention to detail” as we would say. These gals tried to stand firm on there stated price and I told them it was not going to happen and gave each $500US (yea, I know its to much) to get them the fuck out. Well, needless to say, the true colors of these “ladies” then came out and a nice shouting match ensued. The broken English from Flip (Flop not knowing at all what was being said) in her wild, irate Brazilian personality was priceless. Well, you are not going to win a shouting match with southern gentleman when he has had a few in him and can flat out tear a bitch down when needed……..then the phone rings and it is Mr. B downstairs with the 3 gals from the club wanting me to come down and sign Paula in for the night……I am still a little busy up here brother! “Get R Done and let’s move on”…….easier said than done my friend. I return to the sitting area to find Flip now in tears (act #2 is now deep into it) and Flop looking bewildered. Cooler heads prevailed pretty quickly and they agreed to take the money offer. I was OK with it until they turned to leave and I noticed a piece of high end jewelry missing from the table……yep, you guessed it one of them at taken it and of course denied it…..and of course “ I don’t understand” was the phrase of the moment. After I positioned myself between them and the door and informed them security was on the way up they did find the piece of jewelry and proceeded to hand it over. I then walked then down the hall and we got on the elevator and headed down. Doors open in the lobby and there is Mr. B with the other girls….NICE TIMING my friend!! “Mr. G where have you been”….”Get R Done one more time?”. Flip and Flop seemed a little shocked and headed for the door as Paula took her rightful place under my arm.
These girls can party and they quickly took my mind off of the last 3 hours of hell. Paula is a great lady and stayed with me till morning……we were on our third course when the sunlight lit up the room. Only photo I have of here is below, so I will refer you to MoonDog’s report to see her face. Great lady and took her phone number for possible meeting again before I head out of town. Did I fail to mention that Ele called three times while Paula was there? What the fuck is she calling for between the hours of 2am and 7am? Left a message one of the first two times for message light was lit and then Paula picked up the phone on the third time….bet that went over well on the other end of that line.
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Paula left about 8am and called up Mr. B to see if he was alive! He answered so I told him I was grabbing a shower and getting some shut eye and would hook up for lunch. Called Moondog’s room when I woke up and knew he was leaving tonight and wanted to say I enjoyed the party and roasting the club put MoonDog through on stage. It was priceless seeing MoonDog spread eagle on the stage with his pants at his ankles and a hot Brazilian lady dry humping him. Where is that photo??? I won’t do it to you my friend but it will stay in my collection. MoonDog gave me a number to contact Sandman and rest of the Rio guys so I called them and set up to meet them at Bahamas around 4pm and begin our Day #4 activities.
Day #4 – Brotherhood join Rio hommies for some serious club action
Got in touch with Sandman via telephone and agreed to hook up at Bahamas for the beginning of a three club visit schedule for then next 12 hours. God, I was sore from the past three days but we had to experience this to its fullest. I kid you not; I felt I could not bust a nut this day if my life depended on it!
Mr. B and I headed out to Bahamas via taxi after a nice lunch and a little souvenir shopping. Arrived a little after 4pm and went on in……..with the exception of the old sweating fuck sitting on the corner couch we were the only guys in the place! The sharks began to circle and I felt like chum bait on a fishing trip. I would have to rate this group of ladies in the 5-7 range with a token 8 or 9 floating around. We knew the trophies would not arrive until later so we ordered up a bucket of Bohemia’s and sat down to watch the sharks closely as they circled closer and closer. We wanted to wait for the Rio guys to arrive so I became the goalie as we sat there………and as they circled in too close to the goal I would kick them back into play. Mr. B then called this one little hottie over and it was like our goal area had been penetrated for the sharks became unrelenting to the point I had to get up and take a walk to check out this place. Bahamas is a pretty cool place….downstairs you have a bar and pool/sauna that seemed like a good hangout spot. Took up a new resting spot for about 15 minutes while the sharks tried to determine where this chum bait had disappeared too…………..Headed back upstairs to check on Mr. B and he was doing just fine with little blondie working over his crotch for all she was worth wanting that trip upstairs.
Sandman, Gr8ter, Blues Traveler, SweetMesquite and Chave all walked in a few minutes later and we proceeded to share some stories and reflect upon the previous evening’s activities at the retirement party. This is a great group and both Mr. B and I greatly enjoyed getting to really know these guys and certainly appreciate the help and advice offered about this SP club scene. Gr8ter, thanks for being the translator for us and assisting in the negotiations with the girls. Your experience in Brazil was very helpful and as you got to know us and our ways you quickly became the “wallstreet broker” for every transaction. The rules of mongering are very simple when it comes to the brotherhood...(at least for myself and Mr. B)….BBBJ is a must, DFK is a must and then the following offer bonuses above and beyond the session fee……CIM is worth another $100 reals, and each orgasm after #2 is worth an additional $150 reals. You should have heard Gr8ter explain this to the ladies in Portuguese and seen there reaction…….worth the price of admition.
After the first bucket of Bohemia’s and an order of some food (good food by the way) I came across this fine hard body who went by the name Alexandria (doubt that for Brazil but who cares…didn’t speak any English anyway). Had to have this gal and quickly negotiated an hour session upstairs. When we got up to the room I found it clean and “interesting” for lack of a better word. Mirrors lined the walls and ceiling and the “bed” was this black vinyl mattress that we were supposed to throw a sheet over and go to town. Alex led me to the shower in the room and I actually found this more fun……rinsed myself off then stepped out to find a completely nude Alex “waiting her turn” to get in. Damn she looked good, nice firm breasts and those thighs were the biggest turn on. I reach out and pulled her in the shower with me and we never made it to the mirrors and vinyl room. Spent the next 45 minutes in the bathroom with her jumping between the shower and sink pounding the shit out of her and then watching her suck me dry while standing under the shower. It was pretty hot and she did earn her bonuses.
At about 8pm a couple of guys were ready for change of scenery so we headed to Millennium. Nice club with a few more hotties running around and much more active than Bahamas. Gr8ter ran into is girl from the night before and she joined us at the table for a while. Cute girl with a great spunky personality and a rack of the finest natural tits you will find. This girl would come to help me with my Ele problem ( yes, she was still leaving messages on the hotel voice mail and today left a hand written message under my door) so we had to close this book once and for all. Here is how I did it……..
Gr8ter, being from Rio has a cell phone with a Rio number, Ele knew I was going to the Rio area to visit a soccer field for consulting work and now “Ms. Spunky” was on the scene……..hmmmmm…….so I asked Ms. Spunky to call Ele with Gr8ter’s phone and set the record straight and that she did not appreciate her constant badgering and get out of my life…..she was my girl now! I guess it worked because I have not heard back from Ele and as of today no emails. I thanked her for her help and gave her a few reals for her trouble. Probably another Portuguese conversation I did not want to understand although Gr8ter did give me a summary of the conversation and this “ugly, fat, American gringo” will no longer have to worry about that one anymore.
Finally, Gr8ter asked Mr. B and I to go with him to Café Photo…..our last stop of the evening. Very nice upscale club with plenty of hotties on patrol for there evening snack. It was probably about 11pm now so it was time to find a mate for the night and I was ready to go again. Mr. B spotted my type of girl in about 15 minutes and literally grabbed her and brought her to me……perfect! God, I am getting to predictable when it comes to my type. Blonde, buff with a twinkle in her eye that just said fuck me hard. We sat down at a table after Gr8ter found his lady for the night and enjoyed a few drinks. I asked Gr8ter to translate the brotherhood rules of the road for going back to the hotel for the night and the proposed base fee of $500 reals for the night. She at first said no to the BBBJ part but when I said good bye one time she quickly changed her mind. Now to get Mr. B his play toy for the night………….(our last night in SP by the way). I could not believe it when he picked a blonde, it actually floored me. Gr8ter assisted with the brotherhood rules of the road and we were set. Finished our drinks and headed for the door.
The time with Shania was great and she worked her ass off. First nut was a BBBJCIM ($100R bonus – good girl!) but there was not going to be a second one tonight and she did give one hell of an effort. Shania would have to wait until morning when I woke her about 7am with a raging hard on and she went right to work. Two cum shots later it was time for her to leave and for me to get a good breakfast in me. Got her number and will see her again if I return to SP. Sorry, don’t have a photo of this girl guys but she works at Café Photo most all the time and speaks fairly good English. Great personality and one of the cleanest and best groomed pussies I’ve ever scene, would rank right up there with the Ukrainian girls I have come to love.
Packed up the bags and prepped for my trip home. Hooked up with Mr. B for some food in the afternoon and then headed to the airport. I would give this trip an overall rating 8 for me. Meeting new friends and you fellow CH hommies was terrific and again thanks for completing this adventure in Sao Paulo for me. We had fun and even mixed in a little excitement with some hot Brazilian attitudes…..lesson learned. But in four nights and five days I count 6 different ladies and too many nuts to count. Brazil is great and ranks up there with the Russia and the Ukraine ladies I have experienced when it comes to the women although there are definite differences. WHEN I come back to Brazil it will be Rio without a doubt. I need the water, beach and scenery…..not to mention the new found friends that I know are there. To MoonDog, thanks for letting me be a part of the experience and the party. You are true gentleman and I hope one day we can cross paths again. Enjoy the life!