Valterreekian’s Rio Repeat

Day One: Tuesday July 26th - Wednesday 27th.

Made the flight fine. Could not sleep as usual in the uncomfortable coach seats. For some reason I was told there were no Business/First class upgrades available. Imagine my surprise when I saw that there were at least 10 empty seats up there. Go figure. Anyway, I arrived in Sao Paolo on schedule and headed to the admirals club lounge.

I found that since my trip here in February, they had gone to all non-smoking in the transfer terminal. You are not allowed to smoke anywhere in the terminal including the lounges. You are also not allowed to leave the terminal. That sucks. Oh, well.

Caught sight of something interesting in the terminal there…a chainless bike. It was pretty cool.





Got a massage on the concourse and boarded the flight to Rio.

Arrived in Rio on schedule. Customs and immigration were no problem and I was out in about 30 minutes total.

I had arranged with Rhonda for a car to pick me up and take me to the apt. The driver was nowhere to be found, so I called Don. He did not know about the pick-up so there was no car coming. I took a metered taxi to Alcazar to meet Don. I think the cabbie pulled a fast one though as the meter read $R53,20 when I arrived. I think he set it to the night price, or his meter is rigged. Make sure to check and see if there is a #1 in the lower box on the meter as this indicates a day rate. A #2 indicates the higher night time rate. Guess I learned my lesson on this one.

Don was at Alcazar and he saw to getting me situated in the apt. I spent one night in a smaller apt on the sixth floor and then moved up to the bigger, nicer apt. on Thursday.

While hanging with Don, I was introduced to fellow Hombre Gibletpie. A very nice fellow who I understand is thinking about relocating to Rio.

Don took me to eat at a place called The Irish Pub (www.theirishpubrio.com). There we had an excellent dish of fish and chips and Irish stew. Both were excellent and authentic. I was very impressed. Some of you may remember that I had expressed disappointment in the quality of food here in Rio on my first trip in February (see “Rio does Valterreekian” trip report}. This trip would prove to be an education in how wrong my perception was!

Don and I went to Luomo to hang out as we were both tired. I had not slept in some 36 hours or so by this time, so I was not sure how much piss n’ vinegar I would have, so it was going to be a relaxing evening. Well, as soon as I got into Luomo, and saw all the nice asses and tits bouncing around, I got a second wind. I decided to invest all my energy into one big bang rather than try to go two rounds. I selected two solid performers from my first trip. Angel and Paula. Well, they were glad to see me, and I was pleased that they both remembered me right off. I took both for one hour, and in a session of unusual lust, I 3-holed both of them. This took quite a bit out of my tired old bones, but boy it was sure great!

I retired to my bed at around 10:00 pm or so and had a mediocre nights sleep. The mattress was alright, it was just that I was a little achy from the trip and lack of sleep and could not get comfortable.

Val.....Finally got an opportunity to sit down and read your entire trip report. I read portions of it while I was in Thailand.....but you know how it is when your mongering. Your mind span is about 10 min max. I couldn't sit still in one spot long enough to do anything!

As usual, your detailed and in depth reports are so entertaining to read. Your detailed reports seem to place you right there in the same moment of time...as if we were hanging right along with you!

And, I must admit, at times your reports can be very hilarious.

You had me laughing my ass off when you were explaining the incident about you getting the BJ by the two girls in the terma. That was one long BJ.....you should paid the girl an extra R100 tip for her extended efforts!

It was nice to see you finally ventured into HELP. As you well know, I loved the place! As you seen, it can be unpredictable, entertaining....and always a fun show to watch.

It was also interesting to hear about the place Sandman took you to as while....that must have been very interesting! I would love to check it out! Kudos to Sandman on that one!

I don't know pal....but I think you went all out on this one! $1000 a nite apts, duplas every day.....and even a couple of all nighters. This cannot be the same Val I met in Rio last February. LOL!!

But again.....outstanding report as usual and look forward to hanging with you in November. As Hemp would say......Your a class act, my friend.

Priew

Actually Priew, that was a typo. It was $100 per night

The rest of your summation is accurate though. I guess I just felt more comfortable on my second tip than on the first one. Hope to see ya in Rio in November!

Val