THE FLIGHT

Ahh the flight ,the flight, the flight, the reason why so many people pussy out in going out on an adventure to Bangkok in the first place. Grow a set of balls and go. The flight is no big deal. It looks worse on paper so put a band-aid on that pussy and buy some plane tickets right now. The first leg of my flight was LAX to Toyko. It was about 11 hours. So you just sleep and watch a movie and you are in Toyko……That easy ya pussies. Then you lay over about 2 hours in Japan then jump on a plane then 6 hours later you are in Bangkok. On the way back, same drill you sleep and watch a movie. Flights were a lot easier than I thought. Good food too. I like plane food so the meals were pretty good as far as I was concerned. Don’t eat the chocolate cake it really sucks.

THE LIMO AT THE AIRPORT

Originally I thought I would be tired and dragging my ass off of plane. I also knew I had to stick my dick in the first Thai girl that I could, so I booked a limo service from Image limousine www.imagelimo.com and had a guy waiting for me with a sign. I can see you vets scratching your heads already but remember I am a newbie. A Limo in Bangkok is not necessarily what a limo is in the US…..If it’s a Mercedes and has 4 doors they consider it a limo. In fact it doesn’t even have to be a Mercedes, just look nice and have 4 doors. You most certainly do not get the stretch limo that was in the picture on the website. It was 1440 baht to Dynasty Inn. Yes I rode in comfort but a waste of money. I questioned the image guy when I came back and he said I had booked regular service and for 4500 I could get the stretch.

THE ARRIVAL WITH THE MELODY GIRLS SAYING LONG TIME

As I am riding in the limo I start thinking hmmmmmmmm where will I find all the whores at? As you pass Nana Plaza you will see more whores than you can shake a dick at. You cannot miss the whores in Bangkok. Before I can get all the way outta the car, I hear something that I will hear at least 200 more times on this trip..”Hallooooow Hand-Sum Man!” I look and across the street from the Dynasty Inn at a place called The Melody Bar. A girl from Melody Bar shouts, “I love you long time!!!” and laughs. All of her colleagues have degrees in heartbreaking. I point to myself and my dick and start parting my hands to show how big my cock is with a grin. The girls grind their hips and lick their lips and beckon me over then they all start to giggle and laugh. Thai girls love to laugh. I find out on this trip that in large contrast to their whore counter parts in Mexico that bar girls love to laugh. They love to have a good time.

WALKING INTO MY ROOM AT DYNASTY INN BANGKOK

So after carrying on with all the honeys I turn to grab my luggage and FUCK it’s gone!! Ohhhh fuck!! NO! The Dynasty Bell Boy was simply walking it to the check out counter for me. The counter lady was sweet and nice but only knew the English necessary to do her job functions. Went into my room looked out across the street and saw all the girls at the Melody bar and thought “somebody it getting fucked”. So I unpacked everything from my fuck kit and hastily showered. Laughing and showering, scrubbing my nuts and just so happy to be in Thailand.

As I hurriedly was trying to get my clothes on as fast as humanly possible and almost tripping as I put my socks on and kinda hopping on one leg toward the window to see which lucky lady would get jizzed by the Tijuana legend known as Thebowler, I peered out the window and the street was black and the melody bar was shut down and the whole fucken street was closed down. We are talking the bar closed down, blast shields down and the sidewalks rolled up. I press my nose against the glass and can see a few figures walking down the street. Clearly females. I can see from the way they walk (now Blazers is probably laughing his ass off at the Thailand newbie with that last statement) I look down to the right side and begin to see some lights. Ha?? What. My nose was beginning to look like Sitting Bull so I opened the window so I could crane my neck out and see what the lights were. There were all kinds of whores in the lights down the street. I put my clothes on as fast as possible, pitching a serious tent in my pants.

I walked out the door and told about 10 taxi drivers I did not need a ride, I saw that it looked like street whore festival. I picked up my pace….... This place is the NANA PARKING LOT. At night this place turns into a large whore festival.

THE NEWBIE FUCKS UP

I tend to do things more extreme than other mongers you know or have heard of, thus I bang harder, fuck harder, drink harder, and…. I also fuck up harder. I fucked up not once but twice in the same time! Who the fucks goes to Thailand then brings back not 1 ladyboy by mistake but 2 by mistake? Thebowler does that’s who. Anyway I saw a pair of lovely ladies in the parking lot of Angels disco and they were holding hands and ran right over and asked if I could fuck the both of them, and they agreed to 1500 long time each for the night. We walked up to the room. I had to start undressing the pretty one in the mirror while the other got in back of me and started to expertly rub my shoulders. I started to pull off the top of the girl facing the mirror. As I saw her beautiful perfect tits I started to tell her what a beautiful girl she was. She looked a bit off and said you like girls?……….

I said fuck yeah I fucken like grrrr………… Que Rod Serling…“The sign post up ahead..you are now in..the Katoey light zone” I thought oh FUCK NO. not me. No. They then told me they were ladyboys and I just looked at them. They started to step away. Maybe they thought I would get violent. I told them I wanted to fuck girls but had nothing against ladyboys, having heard that you do not want to piss off ladyboys. They then seemed relaxed and said no problem but they wanted 200 baht each for taxi. I was not going to argue that it was not 200 baht to go 50 yards back to the parking lot. I just wanted them out.

Now I have seen plenty of vain bitches in my time looking into the mirror but ladyboys beat them hands down. They were practically fighting over the mirror pouting their lips and posing and flipping the hair so much that Cher would have had a hard time keeping up. That was fucken scary. If I was one of these GFE dudes like some on our board that believe in that thing called “foreplay” …well you get the picture.

HOW TO REMOVE THE FEEL OF LADYBOY OFF YOU

With genuine pussy that’s how! To wash the stench of ladyboy off of me I needed a female and quick! I went down to the Nana parking lot where the picking got thinner and asked first if the girls were ladies or not. They seemed to giggle and say ohhhhhh yes we ladyboys.. they saw that yet another American that fucked up and was very suspicious. Settled upon a nice little spinner. Pleasant attitude and agreed to short time 1200 baht. Good performance up in the room. Did not complain and gave as good as she got. Afterward she was hungry and I suggested the hotel restaurant. She said she wanted to eat down the street and the place was a lot cheaper.

CHEEM CHOOM

I agreed she ordered a food called “cheem choom”. Now this is a very interesting food. They bring like a stone bowl barely being held up by this wire contraption and hanging over hot glowing red coals. The pot is boiling. They then put a small bowl of red stuff for you and it is spicy. I asked if I could eat that and she giggled and said wait. They then bring a plate of vegetables. I asked if that was salad and she said no and giggled. She started breaking apart the vegetables and putting them in the boiling pot. They then brought an assortment of raw meats, shrimp, octopus, and other stuff. She then started putting that into the boiling bowl and then covered the lid.

She then talked and we watched the parade of ladies go by. It was very fun. I noticed that ladyboys walk very exaggerated, so please add that tidbit of information to you Gaydar System. The food then finished boiling and she served me in another bowl that was brought to me. She then instructed me to tune it up with the spicy red sauce. It was delicious. Absolutely delicious. It tasted like spicy menudo to put a description on it. Definitely try it. Only seems to be served late at night though for some reason.

MORNING MASSAGE AT DYNASTY INN

The next morning I got a massage at the hotel on the 2nd floor and the girls will jack you off for an extra 300 baht .. that is less than 10 bucks American fellas. I like this place. Had her jack me off in my room in the after noon also. Man life is tough in Thailand. Heeeeeeeeeheeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee

GETTING AROUND BANGKOK

For my needs you can walk. I stayed around the Nana Area. You can taxi as well. A word on walking. Yes walking. As I am starting to cross the street with some of my new colleagues, one says “Time to play Frogger” He is absolutely right. Tijuana Taxi drivers are safe drivers. They are fucken Driving Miss Daisy safe compared to the Thai drivers. And they drive on the wrong side of the fucken road so it throws you off. They have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the fucken car so that car that looks empty to you…might just be getting ready to run your ass over.

NANA PLAZA GIRLS

The girls from nana plaza are a blast I highly recommend that you sit with the girls that are beckoning you and buy them a drink. They are a blast and have a great sense of humor. The Thai girls love to laugh and have good time. They also show their appreciation if you get them a drink. It is a relaxing experience to sit with a girl that is not trying to rush you up to the room and sucks down beers like Benny Fucken Hill. They also grab you crotch a lot which I did not find to be troubling at all.

THE LÓLITA'S BBBJ BAR

www.lolitasbangkok.com Ah yes now this is an experience you do not want to miss. From Dynasty simply walk out the front door make a right at the front lobby then make another right at Sukhumvit then walk up to Soi 8 make a right once again. See the 7-11 on the right hand side of the street up ahead? The alley immediately in front of it is where Lólita's is at. Walk down and go inside. These girls are not winning any beauty contests. They are betting looking than the gorditas at the small bars in TJ the lesser demanding mongers like, but they are skilled professionals. I recommend Fa, Nut, or Boom. Alllllll experts at their chosen craft. You will walk upstairs. There are a series of couches lining the walls with black curtains on rails so that you can have some privacy. The girl stands you up and cleans you down with some nice pre packaged towels and then you have a seat and enjoy the best bbbj you have ever experienced. The price includes 40 straight minutes of head bobbin pleasure.

Long after what I was sure was 20 minutes I looked at my stop watch and it was 8 minutes!!!… And no slowing or lulling in the action was about to take place. The only time the girl had stopped was when I asked her to get my drink for me (I placed it out of reach and was too lazy to get it myself) she gave me big smile retrieved my drink and was back in action. Cum in mouth finish is standard here or as the girls call it “yum yum”. This girl’s head bobbed up and down so furiously that she could have powered a 3rd world country.

Went back frequently to get blown by the trio. Fucking is possible too at Lólita's it is a1000 baht upgrade. Can you get it cheaper? I dunno when my cock is hard I am a lousy negotiator.

FOOTMASSAGE

something you should try every day is a foot massage it’s 200 baht and lasts 1 hour. It is relaxing and you get to flirt with all the girlies while getting the foot massage.

THE BAD EXPERIENCE WITH GFE

somehow I am not cut out for it. I tried the gfe thing the first time with some girl that works in the hotel massage but seems I am not cut out for it. After I had dispense bowler’s special batter I fell into my old pattern of hating the girl and wanting her to leave. She stayed and kissed me all over but I just wanted to sleep and I never sleep with someone I do not know. Of course I will fuck them sure but will not sleep with them. I do not trust them. Did get Jacked off about 3 times before I kicked her outta the room. I just had to have some sleep.

THE GIRLS AND CELL PHONES AND HOW THEY BITCH THE GUYS

It is really hilarious to see the girls talk to the suckers back home that are wanting to know what the girls are doing. The girls have the guys on a string. They get money constantly from the suckers from various countries.

My buddy saw a gal at an internet place that had about 6 IM screens up and she was just pasting to each and every guy “can’t wait to see you” very funny. Hot girls In the internet places. They are just working those cash cows back home.

ANNIES MASSAGE

Annies massage with Nan #69 was a blast and not far from the Dynasty inn. You walk in then walk up these stairs and the mamsan greets you. Your attention however will be brought to the right side as that is where the glass with no less than 15 pretty girls all wanting for your attention. The mamasan says they cannot see you but the way they were acting I am sure they did. I picked Nan #69. Strange coincidence in the number huh? since I do not eat sushi. Nothing in it for me.

Nan walked me to a room where there is a big ol tub and a carved wooden picture on the wall of a girl sitting facing you and her hair back and the legs open. That wood carving was the 2nd hardest thing in the room. Then the girl got the tub going and I jumped in. she started doing the soapie thing but I was ready to explode so I put and end to that and just got her on the table and brought it home in many positions.

She then brought me to the tile tub area and showered me again and then we got on the massage table and she did an hour long massage that pretty much put me to sleep and oh yes there was a happy ending!! It was so good. I tried to make her say “Me so horneeee” while she was on top but she finally said “FUCK YOU AMERCAN ASSHOLE!!” then broke out into a smile that could melt anything on the planet. Then we both laughed. What a fucken sweetheart.

THE FUCK THAT GOT CREEPY

I picked up this cute girl from the Nana Parking lot after hours and she was very doable. So I took her for short time 1000 baht and once again the shower, then the bed, thebowler in “Mr. Lazyboy position” and her blowing me very well. I then figured it was time for her to ride the salami tsunami and told her to ”get daddy’s pussy on top” she said okay dadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Very sweet which turned the hard on to the so-hard-it hurts hard on. I was running outta skin it was so hard.

Anyway the Thaigirl starts really grinding that pussy and starts hamming up the daddy scenario. Saying all the right dirty stuff , then she starts in with this crying act of “why daddy why?” and that got too weird she was so convincing but I was at the point of no return anyway and blew the load. She got off then showered and gave me her number. Her name was cat. This is one of the few chica names I remember because she said Cat then stated to meow like a cat. It struck me as funny so I remember it.

She gave me her cell phone number but I never called back. Not because I did not like her but because I was after newer faster pussy cats

YET ANOTHER GIRL FROM NANA

I was walking around Nana Plaza and seeing the various applicants to get the next load of Bowler batter into. Then I came across these 3 girls. They were not real lookers except one. So I sat with them and they were a blast. One was eating chili and motioned that she would suck my cock after eating chili. I then grabbed my cock and said “Ahhhhhhhhhhh” then grabbed a glass and acted like I’d stick my dick into it and made a “sssssssssss” sound.

They were laughing I was laughing they were all grabbing at my dick and I was happy. I bought them all cokes. I hit it off really well with the good looking one. Some seller came around and wanted to sell these things that looked like a flat tortilla and had this thread looking stuff as a companion. The girls wanted some and asked me so I bought them because I like happy girls. The girls ripped apart the tortilla and grabbed a little of the thread and rolled it up in the tortilla and offered it to me first. I said YOU first. They all started to gobble it up. I said give me some. They obliged and it was sweet and fucken good. So try it. enough. How did we segway to this point?

FUCKING THE GIRL FROM NANA

I had to stick my dick in that pretty girl so I barfined her 600 baht and 1000 for short time. In the room she was not the wild maniac girl in the bar. She acted almost scared. And shy. We showered and then I ordered her to smoke that cock and yet an incredible bbbj ensued. She then came up to get on top and then she rode that horse cowgirl style like she was on a mission. She started getting me so deep there was no spare cock left. I yelled out “God Dammit this is what I came to Thailand for!!”” FUCK Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! She grabbed my one hand then the other and clasped them together in like a prayer, and I was truely thankful for that pussy.

It was good tight pussy, Amen. She finished me and I shot a load so thick and hard that condoms must be bullet proof. I gave her the 1000 and she clasp the hands and bowed and I said no………… thank you baby. Swatted her on the ass and sent her out.

THE SHUTTLE TO PATTAYA

In the afternoon I caught the shuttle to Dynasty Inn Pattaya. I had the great fortune of meeting another guy that runs a board that specializes in Asia. Good fucken luck and the guy was fucken cool as they make them. His board members were there and they were very cool as well. The shuttle was free, provided you stayed 2 nights in Dynasty Bangkok and were registered in Bangkok Pattaya. Nice ride. I sat up in front as I like to do.

ARRIVING AT DYNASTY INN PATTAYA

Much newer and nicer than Dynasty Inn Bangkok. The electricity in the room however runs by the hotel key in the holder by the door in the wall. You leave with the key, and the fucken AC turns off. Not a problem as the Air Con is good and cools a room down fast when you return.

WALKING STREET

When in Pattaya you must go to “walking street” you cannot miss it as it is at the end of beach road. There are a host of gogo go bars and too many to recall. The first ¼ of walking street has more bars and girls than all of TJ and Nogales put together and better looking girls too. I did see Russian girls there but they were ugly and fat so why waste my time with that.

Pattaya is built like a rectangle an for our purposes and there are constant taxis, I recommend you check out superbaby and I think it’s called super girls in the walking street area the 2 clubs are directly across from each other. I nicked off a number of girls from the revolving carousels in between the 2 clubs, and had much fun messing with the girls from the gogo go clubs they are lot’s of fun. I do not remember many of the girls names but names I can recall were names like, nut, fa, boom, nang, ing, ahh, bee, Sylvia, ohn, nong, fawn, som, san, and so on I forget the other names but there were many. You will see girls on Motorcycles all the time. You will see many open beer bars. You will see men with girls ½ their age!

Nova lodge –

this is a hotel that was nice in it’s heyday but they have no respect for their longtime customers so I say do not waste you time there.

SKIN LIKE SILK

silk girl was nicked off and the previously mentioned carousel she was the gem of my trip at that point. The reason she is called silk is because her skin was as smooth as silk. Amazing skin. Her entire body was smoother than baby smooth. She said she was 21 and had a smile that lit up the room. When I had her in the room I started getting a little nervous that she was younger than 18. With skin like that it was too good to be true. I told her I had to meet my buddy in the lobby real quick.

When I got to the front desk I asked to see that ID of the girl in my room. The desk clerk happily showed me and was going about her work looking at receipts of the day and so forth and hitting the calculator.

The Thai ID looks weird and has 2 far off dates way in the future. They use a different calendar. I said to the clerk sooooo…ahem..soooo… which date is the expiration date and where is the birthdate? The clerk handed me a slip from the calculator and said, “she is 21 years old sir” I smiled and quickly handed it back to her and said good job with my thumb up in the air as I was walking away. I then raced back to the elevator pitching a serious tent in my pants. Not just a tent but a real big top that was about to become the greatest show on earth. When I got to the room silk was ready and had a bigger rack than I had thought possible. She hid the twins well. Unreal. Just unbelievable. They were natural. She did not smoke but none was necessary.

Got cowgirl and she bucked and bucked and bucked until I was finished . If you ever need to have a horse broken, get a Thai Girl. She will break any horse, bull, rhinoceros, Bowler, ANYTHING. They are truly amazing. Asleep to happy land the bowler went. When I woke up she was sleeping. I tapped her and she immediately jumped on top and did the same thing from a dead sleep. Wonderful. Morning same thing.

I happily paid her 1,500 baht in the morning. To which she clasped her hands and bowed very gratefully. That is $37.50 USD fellas and at 3x’s all night…each fuck was $12.50. Get to Thailand. Now. Very sweet girl. She was happy that I might pick her up and bar fine her the next night. Which I never did because I was getting pussy at various massage places and red point and buy the time I remembered her it was 11:00PM and she was barfined. Bowler sad. Bowler feel hurt. Fucking picks up his mood though!

RED POINT

Red point is a great little place on soi 6 off of Beach Road in Pattaya. Very easy to get to. This place has a red dot like for Japan I guess. I saw very few Japanese in Pattaya now that I think of it. Maybe because it was September. Anyway I got 3 girls there one for each day in Pattaya. Set my all time lowest weight record on a chica……and I am not sure I want to break it. The gal was a true spinner at 37 kilos. Yep that is about 81 pounds. Again a very sweet girl. You’ll like the set up at red point. You walk in the first thing you should do is stand still because your eyes have to adjust. Dark with couches with everyone minding their own business.

Except the girls. The girl are doing their business! Rock-n-roll music. You bar fine to just go upstairs. Upstairs there are rooms that are key access only. The gal has the key. You strip down and she grabs an assortment of shower stuffs and listerines and you go to the shower where she bathes you. Wonderful. After feeling nice and refreshed you will walk to the room and the games begin. Typical Thai girl fashion. Doing everything it takes and never complaining about time once. Real troopers. Back to the showers to bathe again and down the stairs you go with a cat-that-just-pumped the canary happy grin on your face. On the way out allll the girlies wish you well and beckon you to come back. Will do ladies, will do.

BARS ALL OVER PATTAYA

They have everything for every mood. They even have a few gorditas for the guys that like the smaller bars in TJ. J they also have small spinners. Taller gals. Big racks? Yep that too. Itty bitty titty committee is even represented. Didn’t get to try it though as I wanted to check out the Pattaya Bar scene.

WALKING STREET AT NIGHT

Walking street is amazing place. Pretty long actually and lots of go go’s and pool tables bars. Very loud. very colorful. Friendly gals just waiting for someone to have a drink with.

HOT TUNA GIRL

I picked up a beautiful girl at a bar called Hot Tuna. She looked more Chinese than anything very slender. Brilliant smile. She was shooting pool with her friend and kept looking at me as I was at her. After I bar fined her we started walking up to where the taxis would get us. (I call any wheeled mode of transportation a taxi). I ask her how young she is and she says 15 and laughs and then tells me she is a lady boy and laughs harder at me. She was having fun with the American. My face must have showed the recent memory of having kicked 2 ladyboys outta my room then she seemed a bit nervous and seemed to walk with a kind of hip-hop-trying-to-be-cool-strut. She was just a young girl, kinda nervous energy actually and she was fun and pretty. She stops at this little like mini mart or shop and starts picking up ridiculous things she clearly doesn’t need, like this boa thing with feathers that she would wear on her wrist, then different color hairclips, little rings, and I am thinking hey I’m not gonna pay for this shit so I wait outside.

She then pays for it herself and we are on our way. So I am pitching a tent in my pants at this point and I cannot wait to tap this girl so I get onto the first truck taxi that I see. It was parked on the side of the road. She tells me 80 baht. I say NO way it’s 10 baht each. She says no and I get pissed and tell her I always pay 10 baht each and through her broken English we cannot communicate and she says no problem very apologetically that she will pay no problem just to sooth the savage beast. I understand later that the roaming moving truck taxis are 10 baht. The guys parked on the side of the road although they look exactly like the regular truck taxis are “for hire” so they cost more. It was my mistake. I also learned that instead of banging on the taxi guy window to let him know my stop that the bed of the trucks have these little switches that ring a bell for the driver so that he can know when to stop. Get Around Pattaya this way…

HOT TUNA IN MY ROOMA

We get to the Dynasty they take the girl’s ID and she then says the hotel will check the ID and you will see I am 19. Good. Bowler’s cock is ready to rock. So I get her into the room and she is wonderful. Thai girls love the TV. They like to watch anything at all. She had a body that would meet Blazers full approval about, 5’3 and about 100 pounds nice B cups, long shiny silk hair. So cute the way she acted. She showered I barged in and had her soap me up down up down, then to the bed. I told her to smoke and she did so very well then got on top of me typical Thai girl kissing while laying on top then I slipped on the jimmy and she went at it. She bucked her fucken hips with all her might. These Thai girls are just amazing. They will ride your cock for as long as it takes to get you off. They never get tired. just fucken amazing. You never hear a Thaigirl say “Feeeeeeeenish”. I shot so much fucken cum I could feel the rubber trying to squeeze it back into my dick. She immediately jumped off took off the condom then started to suck my cock until it was totally defeated. She chased my hard on away almost as if yelling, saying “KEEP RUNNING PUSSY!!!”


Then something odd happened…she standed up and then doubled over in pain. She was yelling ohhh fuck!! Ohhh fuck!! Ohhh fuck. She was either in real pain or delivering and Oscwhore award winning performance. She said this happens to her after sex once in a while. I quickly volunteer proudly “ my dick was too big?” she quickly said no. I was humbled. She said she needed her pain pills and had to go home……Bowler smelled victory………..I said well sweetie……. 1,500 baht was for all night and you only stayed a few hours. She said “pay up to you” and then doubled over again and was like “fuck fuck fuck!”

I said here is 500 baht when you come back I’ll give you the other 1,000. she said she could not because the pills made her sleep yada yada. So I fucked her fucking brains out for 500 baht ($12.50 USD) geeeeeezus fuck I love Thailand. I was really hoping that she would have stayed though because the girl was fun and very sweet. She wanted me to go down to the lobby with her to get her ID because if she left that quickly she did not want the hotel to brand her as a bad girl. I asked her to at least smile because I didn’t want the hotel think I abused her. She was upset she could not continue. She said she needed the money to rent a motor bike for a week to ride home to visit her family in Chiang Mai? Now Blazers may be reading this and either laughing or thinking what the fuck? Because that was the reaction of my new Pattaya Vets had. Apparently it’s a long trip.

GREAT THING ABOUT PATTAYA

Great thing about Pattaya is there are a shitload of open bars. I went to one of many that you will see in the picks and noticed this girl with a very hot ass and nice body. I bar fined her and told her to come to my hotel at 7:30PM. You can pay the bar fine anytime in the day or night. Stake your claim to that pussy and it’s yours when you pick it up. So I went to some full body massage place and laid back and got jacked off. Went to Red point and fucked another girl. Then went to my room to nap. Woke up in time and here comes my girl all mini skirt heels and ready to fuck!

She showers with me we get on the bed and I am enjoying having a hot body next to me fondling my balls and in mid conversation she says you like smoke? I say “not really, I smoke cigars only Arturo Fuente 858’s and…”she just starts laughing and says no.. ME smoke cock!?? And laughs I say go ahead and she starts on yet another wonderful Thailand blow job.

I laid there with my hands behind my head with a grin the chesire cat would have been jealous of. I later generally position the female so I can look at the profile of the lovely female body as they suck on big Jim and the twins. Then she started to jack me off and then I took over and stuck it in her mouth and let’s just say this story had a happy ending. She went and got a towel to clean up master with and then she showered while I fell asleep. I woke up a little while later then had her repeat the performance but instead of her swallowing I told her to get me a condom she did but no sooner than she put it on my wood went away!! Unfucken believable. I could not get hard enough to penetrate pussy and that pussy was tight and ready!!!

I fucked until my dick gave out. It was fucken scary. My dick has never given out. 42 girls in a week period and add lots of beer and humidity will do that. I recounted the facts and estimated I had popped about 30- 35 times in 5 days with various women in various positions. So I just had her jack me off. My cock still responded well to that. 2 hours later she jacked me off again with much work to make me pop. Too much fucken work. And the load was weak and thin and runny. The kind of baby batter that male cheerleaders are made of. So I cut her loose rather than run my dick to a state of no functioning. I went the whole next half day with no fucking. Caught the shuttle to Bangkok 350 baht. Then back to Dynasty Bangkok.

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

In the evening I went to nana plaza to hang out with my wang out. I like sitting with a bunch of girls that constantly grab your dick and rub it at all times. My dick was hard and wanted pussy again. But I was nearing the end of my trip and was gonna need a hot looking girl that could provide GFE to assure that Bowler’s cock would work. I poked and proded in Nana Plaza but just didn’t quite find the final cock milker of the trip. Went to my room to put on smell good and combed my hair and drink some bottled water.

Fucken Humid in Bangkok. Before I walked into the lobby I looked across the street and was about to hang it up for later. But bright shiny objects and pussy tend to make Thebowler change course. I went across the street from Dynasty and started to flirt with the ladies. One in particular caught my eye. I motioned her over and we started to talk and there was this intimacy about her. I found her interesting. I bar fined her for 400 bahts and took her to the room. The usual shower, bbbj, her on top me getting her doggie style with the classic finish. After the Thebowler’s salami spat it’s sizeable load she got off the dick grabbed the condom off and started to greedily suck my cock of every last drop while I was still on my knees in doggy style position.

Is this a Thai Girl thing? After she was assured that my cock was asleep we jumped in the shower. I decided to watch TV and have her nice body pressed to mine. She noticed I was moving my neck around because my neck felt a little stiff. She got all excited, got a pillow sat Indian style and instructed me to place my head on the pillow. She then gave me head massage that was fucken amazing. She had magic fucken hands. She said she worked at a massage parlour before. Boy did I hit the fucken jackpot!!! I asked her how much in the morning and she said “up to you”. We fucked again. And she woke up in the middle of the night to suck my cock dry again.

We had breakfast the next morning and we went to the swap meet . When she wanted a drink she paid for it herself. She would buy these icy towels and sponge me off. She bargained good prices for me. A nice fucken girl. I wanted to marry this girl and stay in Thailand. I bar fined her for a second night in a row. And that is saying a lot since I don’t like repeats. But I wanted to repeat with this fucken girl the rest of my life i felt. My buddy almost died. When I told him I was gonna buy her for the 2nd night he was like “What” you okay man”?

Never thought that would happen to me. I found this girl intriguing the way she thought and the way she saw life the way she would pick up and kiss the small puppies at the swap meet. It was like a movie fucken romance. Weird thing is I wasn’t paying attention to the hot looking girls around her, just her. That was fucken weird. When I find an interesting person (I find very few people interesting) I ask them about their life and experiences. This girl has been dealt some shit cards in life but never wanted pity.

The only reason I knew was because I asked and she is an honest person. She expressed a gratefulness to me for being able to be away from the bar. She weighs 92-96 pounds and was about 5’3” again delicate frame nice b cups. We went to great restaurant called Lemon Grass. She ordered and we ate and she expressed how grateful once again she was. We went back to the room for a series of blow jobs and fucks then I had to catch a taxi to the airport at like 4:00AM.

I asked the taxi if he would use a meter and he said no and she talked to him and said taxi would be 300 baht with toll booths paid for. Took it, what the fuck. I hugged her and told her to keep in contact with me. I got into the taxi eased back and exhaled and sat back having my Thailand adventure at an end.


THAI AIRPORT

At the Thai Airport make sure you have 500 bahts. You need it to pay to get outta the country. I have heard some Americans have signs asking for 500 baht so they can leave the country

BOWLER TIPS

If you are a bag carrying type guy you may want to carry toilet paper. Not all bathrooms in Thailand have toilet paper. You have to buy it. Maybe in the hall way or it may be stationed nearby.

Have a small umbrella handy the rain drops are fucken big in Thailand and it can rain at anytime.

Foot massages should become a ritual every morning you’ll see.
Dynasty Inn is in a great location. Dynasty Bankok is old but well kept.

Dynasty in Pattaya is much newer but location does not matter so much on Pattaya.

Bring a good insect repellant because the bugs in Pattaya bite the shit outta your ankles

Bring sweat bands because you will sweat like a pig

Wear shirts that have a front pocket and so forth to keep girlies phone numbers and condoms

Silk robes are 450 baht take advantage of that shit

Get used to thinking in terms of Thai money. $90USD Ray Bans for $15 in America is a good deal. Not a great deal in Thailand. Get used to what is a good deal in Pattaya.

Finding out if a bar girl clicks with you? Ask her to play a game connect –4. you’ll have fun and see what she acts like.

Be kind to the Thai people they are wonderful and it comes back to you.

Never slam money down on the counter. The Kings face is on it and they take it as an insult.

Don’t make any jokes about the King. They look at him like a God.

Jeans are just a waste of time in your suitcase. So are dress shoes.

Keep Thai baht coins in your pocket. Give the guy with the clubbed hand a baht. The 2 cents won’t kill you.

Don’t just run into an airport bathroom stall needing to take a shit. Americans shit better than anyone else on the planet. You’ll see some weirdo fucken contraptions in a foreign airport. Dumbass mother fuckers in other countries should learn to shit the right way..The American way!!

Bowler Predictions When I Thailand:

You will see thebowler’s zippo lighter

You will hear “money for nothing” by Dire Straights

You will hear the Justin Timberlake song “Better practice what you
preach”

You will see a very hot ass and it will be on a ladyboy

You will see older white guys dancing badly at Nana Disco Angels

You will see Older guys with their ahem..grand daughter’s at breakfast

You will hear “Up to you”

You will start off nice to beggars selling their wares then end up very harsh

You will have your ass handed to you in a game of connect –4 by a cute little bar girl…repeatedly.

You will suffer from PPPS (post pattaya pussy syndrome)

You will see girls with large letters on their T-shirts

You will meet the love of your life and have to leave her there

WOW now that was a fucking great report!

I may have to spend some vacation time is Asia instead of South America.

RG.

Hey Bowler, love your writing style! Sorry to hear about the LadyBoy Dupla. I was almost paraniod about them when I was there.

Great report. Glad to see you had so much fun...and yeh, I agree, Lólita's is the bomb!

Great read Bowler, always love to read about LOS through the eyes of a newbie. Except for the Katoey incident, it appears you actually did well for a maiden trip. Good job.

Bowler -

Great detailed report. I have a trip scheduled to Bangkok and Pattaya in November. I am considering staying at the Dynasty Inn's in both places, as you did. What is the noise level like around these hotels? Is it possible to get any sleep during the day in these hotels or is the noise level really high? I know a few months ago some guys reported that there was a lot of construction going on during the day around the Pattaya Dynasty in particular.

the noise level is non existent as far as i am concerned at BKK Dynasty because the clubs close down at 2:00AM without fail. Another option is maybe have a room in the back wing when at BKK Dynasty.

Pattaya Dynasty not a problem. if it is a problem i use ear plugs, but never had a problem.

Great report man, I miss it already...What did you take to have so many sessions? I want to have ten a day, but i run out of juice...

nothing actually the only thing that stops me is cash. In Tj i can do 6 girls in 8 hours but then i am broke.

The girls of Thailand taught me a fucken lesson.

Next time i will pace myself.

TB,

Nice angles and cute! Your report I mean!

Glad to know you had FUN. I just made a short trip myself this last weekend and your pace really is smokin'

that pace gives out! The vets told me to slow down that i couldn't keep up that pace. In my mind i thought they were just old. I'll limit it to 4 or 5 pops a day next time. It's what i have to do it seems to be in the game at all in the last days of the trip