I feel like Moses, after wandering 40 years looking for the land of milk and honey. Or Lewis and Clark as they explored up the river toward Oregon. I have followed the tributary to the land of all bonita chicas. I have found the Land of Milk and Honeys. It is right here, in Medellin, Colombia. As I write this it is 1.30 in the morning and I have just returned to La Mansion, after banging street girls six times in one day. The second and third ones don’t count because they were a bust and I did not finish. The last two were a double, so I could only finish with one of them. But I digress, you need to read on.
I decided to forego any fear of danger and head to Medellin after 15 trips to Costa Rica in a little more than 2 years. I loved Costa Rica, and once felt it was the center of the chica universe. I was wrong….way wrong. One thing I kept noticing in the Del Rey in San Jose: The most beautiful chicas were Colombianas. And the MOST awesome were from Medellin. There was only one thing to do….go to the source. Now don´t get me wrong, CR is still awesome and a great place to get started in this mongering hobby. In Medellin there is no ¨ground zero¨like there is at the Blue Marlin Bar in the Hotel Del Rey. But if you are willing to explore a bit and not be spoon fed, Medellin is a great destination. In fact, it is a fabulous destination. It is a modern well kept city. And despite the myth to the contrary, it is very safe. I saw cops and the military everywhere with AK-47's. These two guys were sitting on a police speedbike outside the bank near my apartment. They look like action heroes, and graciously granted my request for a photo:
This was not just one place, they were everywhere. I felt very safe. (Just be careful late at night in the street girl areas. In those areas do not wear a watch, do not bring your wallet, and do not bring your passport. Bring a copy of your passport or at least a drivers license. My friend got stopped by the cops and his DL was enough. Just bring a little cash, enough to get you through the moment.)
My friend from another board, Hand Solo had always wanted to go to Medellin also, and we both booked our flights. The problem was, he decided to come in before me so he could be here for the Parade of Horses for the Festival of Flowers. He talked me into changing my plans and I ended up coming in right behind him. I had earlier booked a TACA flight that got me into San Jose around 10:30 in the morning. I was going to stay in Costa Rica for the weekend and come to Medellin on Monday. I changed my plans and decided to come in that Friday which left me with a 6 hour layover in San Jose. Just enough time to head down to Oasis Massage and bang two chicas. One of them is named Pamela, but we call her "High Five" because she always high fives you after sex.
I then went around the corner to their other place, something called Zaforos. I grabbed the cutest one I could find. Turns out it was her very first day and I was her first customer. She told me she had just turned 18 the week before. Wow, que suerte! So in my 6 hour LAYover in I San Jose banged three chicas, at 10,000 collones each, about 22 bucks each. I thought it was awesome, but my pricing was about to get much better. In Medellin the pricing was incredible.
During the layover I made a stop at an ATM machine. I guess I was too excited and did not pay much attention to what I was doing. It was not until many hours later when I realized I had left my bank card in the machine. This is the main card that had all my money. Here I was on the first day of an 8 day Central and South America pussy junket with a lost ATM. After a moment of panic I remembered the emergency ATM card I keep with me at all times. I was just not sure if I remembered the PIN code. I thought I could but was not sure. I had to wait till I got off the airplane in Panama City before I could try it to make sure it really worked. It did. WHEW! Disaster averted. I only had about 1500 dollars in that emergency account, but it was enough to get me through. I also was bringing about 700 US dollars just in case of emergency. I needed both. Lesson to the wise. Be very careful with your ATM card….and always have a backup plan in case something happens to it. It saved my ass. There was no way my bank could get me another one in time to use it on this trip.
Made it through the Panama connection just fine. I liked COPA airlines a lot….and the Panama City airport is like a big duty free shopping mall that happens to have a runway or two outside. I bought me a CD player boombox for $30 bucks. The one I had packed in my bag got smashed between JFK and SJO. Sloppy baggage handlers. I plan to give this boombox to a poor street girl on my last night here. I already have her picked out.
The Colombian currency is the Peso, and right now it is 2332 to the dollar. That means that if you paid a chica $50,000 pesos, it is a little less than half in dollars, or about $21 dollars. It made it easy to add up in your head. The most I paid was 150,000 for one hour, which was about 64 bucks. The least I paid was 12,000 pesos which was about 5 bucks. I kid you not, I screwed a street girl for $5 bucks, but I am getting ahead of myself.
It was a great idea for me to come early and hit the Horse parade for this Festival of Flowers. There were TONS of gorgeous Medellin babes watching this parade. I took so many pictures, I thought my camera might be smoking. I was having cleavage overload. I had heard guys could get tons of phone numbers from ordinary babes watching this parade. I was just too mesmerized taking their pictures to ask.
After looking at this board for advice, I ended up staying at The Mansion, formerly the Playboy Penthouse. I am sitting in the Mansion’s office right now writing this.
http://medellinapartments.com
The office has full internet access, with a free U-S direct line for calls back home. It was a god send. In fact this whole place is awesome. Robert and ¨Greg the Aussie¨ run a top notch ship. When I was first checking them out at medellinapartments.com I called the US phone number and Robert answered right away. He put my mind at ease and offered to help me make my way through this fantastic but mysterious city. He was true to his word. Greg set me up in a room with a shared bath for $55 a night. My friend Hand Solo paid $75 but he had a suite with a huge bathroom and a large Jacuzzi bathtub.
This place is in El Poblado, the perfect spot. I would liken it to any upscale US neighborhood suburban area. There is a great Mall just a few blocks away (Mall Oviedo), and a Macdonalds right down the street with banks on either side. These banks are never gonna get robbed, and the ATM machines are guarded by 4 or 5 guys with uzi’s or AK 47’s. I felt very secure knowing all these guys were around. The Mansion also has 24 hour armed security, so we had no problems. Robert and Greg have been awesome hosts, treating us like long lost relatives. They provided just enough support without getting in the way, and were always up for helping us find out way in this magnificently beautiful city. I also dearly loved their office manager Nathalie (Yes a hot Colombiana that speaks fluent english) and Amada who made breakfast and made my room everyday. She even ironed a few of my shirts.
In fact right in front of the bank is where I scored my first normal girl cell phone number. She was working there selling Italian pens to businessmen coming out of the bank. Her name was Jenni, and I would easily rate her as a true 10.5 on any chica scale. I not only got her number, but she agreed to go to lunch with me at 12:30 that day. I almost scored this one, but other chicas ended up coming over to the apartment and I had to re-schedule. Sadly we never did hook up and she remains the one that got away, but I still have her cell phone number
Photo: Jenni 03
But I am getting ahead of myself again. I arrived on a 9pm flight, and Hector was waiting for me outside with a sign with my name on it. He was sent by the guys at the Mansion. It was comforting to know I would be well taken care of . We went straight to the Mansion and I was blown away buy how gorgeous this place is. Greg got me settled in and we had to hit some place fast. I didn’t want to waste anytime scoring my first Medellin hot babe.
There is one thing you will learn about the Colombianas at the Del Rey in San Jose. They are a bit hard core and all business. They are gorgeous but that business like attitude turns some guys off. Here in Medellin, these babes are not only gorgeous but mostly unspoiled, loving and sweet. I found my first one at Face Dos, a strip club in an industrial area near downtown. Her name was Leidy, but I call her Natalie Portman. Here’s why.
Photos: Natalie 04 05 06
I scored Natalie after I had spent some time warming up a sweet 21 year old babe named Jennifer. I wanted to take her out of the club. She asked me for 300,000 pesos which was about $140 dollars. I told her that was too much, so she said if I would wait till 3am she would go with me for less, because I would not have to pay the bar fine. As I later understood it, the bar fine would have been $150,000 (64 bucks) and she would get to keep $100K of that, plus anything extra I paid her. I agreed to wait till 3am but wanted to pay her $200K at that time, which would have been $85.70 for two hours in my apartment. Her attitude changed a bit then, and I noticed she started getting looks and calls from other guys. I told her I wanted something to eat first, and she seemed delighted. She took me outside where a chica was burning some meat over an open spit. It was excellent, and I returned to the club.
My babe, Jennifer was no where to be found, and my hunch was right. She had obviously gone with another guy. That’s when I first saw Natalie Portman’s Paisa twin sitting alone. I HAD to meet this girl. Jennifer finally came back, but I told her it was fine with me if she went with another guy. She did, and that was no problem. Natalie Portman’s twin….(Leidy is her name, but I chose to call her Natalie because I ran into way too many Leidy's)…wanted to make sure she was not taking another chicas man. I assured her it was fine and we decided it was best to just go to one of the cabana’s on the premises. It was getting late anyway. Leidy was sweet and cute, giving my great GFE vibes in the club. She is 21 with a 4 year old daughter.
Leidy charged me $150,000 ($64) flat rate for one hour of absolute knock down drag out ecstasy. I was afraid she was such a hottie that it would be a cold encounter, but that was far from the truth. The cabana was unusually nice at Face Dos. We went into another room of this huge warehouse, where there were these thatched huts lined up side by side. We entered Numero 12. Within seconds she was reaching inside my pants to pull my dick out. I had to stop her so I could take some pictures. Here are a few more.
Photos: Natalie 07 08
I normally prefer a BBBJ, but she was so skilled and erotic in the way she put the condom on that I did not care. She put it on with her mouth. As she was bobbing and weaving, I was mesmerized by the most beautiful face in the world with my dick in her mouth. I asked her if I could take pictures of that, and I thought she would say no. She did not care…so here you go.
She then got on cowgirl for a while. And I flipped her over into doggie. I finished in missionary, looking down at the most angelic face on earth. I guess I always had a fantasy about Natalie Portman, but I think this encounter was better than that one could have ever been. I have now been on the ground in Medellin Colombia for 5 hours, and have already found one of the hottest babes I have ever screwed. If they are all like this, I am in for one wild ride.