Heading back to Thailand for two days before flying to Manila was not my ideal choice, but when booking flights near Easter time, that seemed to be the most convenient and cheapest way to do things at the time USB, Woodway and I were making plans for our trip. In hindsight, it would have been SOOOO incredibly convenient to take Tiger Air directly from Singapore to Clark, but we were about two weeks too early before they were about to begin.

I was chomping at the bit to get to the PI, where I hadn’t been since the previous summer, but instead heading back to Thailand, which was a clear third on the destinations list for the trip, and somewhere I had just been a few days before. There was also a bit of depression leaving Batam, a place I really enjoyed for the second time around until I was on the verge of collapsing from lack of sleep.

To add to the funk I was in, I started to develop a rather severe cough my last night in Batam, and it got worse over the next several days.

But other than all THAT crap, heading back on the ferry to Singapore and catching the flight to Bangkok went relatively smoothly. Our flight was at 12:50 PM Singapore time, and as Indonesia is an hour earlier, we had to head for the ferry terminal fairly early. I would imagine that catching a flight before noon out of Singapore would likely not be a fun task if you spent the previous night in Batam.

As it was, we managed to get to the airport with just over 30 minutes before flight time, which is cutting things pretty close. We arrived at the gate just as people were lining up to get on the plane. Open seating on Tiger Air is not usually a problem as the flights I’ve been on have never been anywhere close to full. In fact I’ve always had a row to myself.

I was really looking forward to catching up on some sleep on the plane ride to Bangkok, but I just couldn’t seem to get comfortable enough to get any truly restful sleep. The flight to BKK was pretty damned painless, and soon enough we had our luggage and found a taxi to take us to the Nana Plaza area so we could reclaim USB’s stored bag from there before we headed to Pattaya for the two nights before we were scheduled to head for the P.I.

On the way downtown I heard from both Phoenixguy and Hunterman and we agreed to meet them for a late lunch at Bus Stop before we headed to Pattaya. I also heard from a board member still in Pattaya that he had left his camera in a taxi acquired from the Nana Hotel parking lot, and he gave me a physical description of the driver so I could go and see if I could find him. Someone actually did recognize the description, but said he probably wasn’t working Sunday. Maybe he sold the camera and took a vacation too!

On our way into town the taxi driver graciously offered to take us to Pattaya for a mere 1800 baht. I told him what we were willing to pay and he greatly amused Woodway by calling me ‘Kee Neow’, or however it’s spelled. SOOOOO sorry if I’ve made the trip a few times and knew what the going rate was. Anyway, another example of Thailand’s finest tourist liaisons… He actually did finally agree to go for 1000 baht plus tolls, and we told him to come back in an hour. I was kind of hoping he wouldn’t as the car was a little small and I didn’t like the way the guy haggled.

We got Unspongebob’s bag and all three of us hauled our luggage into one of the back tables at Bus Stop and ordered some lunch. Fish and Chips again for me, love it, love it, love it. Eventually Phoenixguy and Hunterman both showed up, and it was nice meeting Hunterman, if only briefly. It sounded like he was enjoying his first stay in Thailand, I guess the lady boy adventures would come later? We also confirmed our schedule for heading to the Philippines with Phoenixguy on Tuesday.

As lunch was wrapping up I went out to see what the car situation was, and was a little happy when I didn’t see our driver from earlier. I flagged the first cab I saw and asked if Pattaya for 1K plus tolls was OK and he jumped on the offer immediately and agreed to wait the few minutes it would take to say goodbye to the BKK folks and pile our luggage in for the trip to Pattaya. The guy actually left the meter on the whole way, and it turned out to be something under 900 baht for the trip, so he made out decently for the trip down.

I called on the way down to see if there were rooms available at my new favorite cheapie hotel in Pattaya, the Bella Vista, between Soi 7 and Soi 8, and they said they did, though when we got there it turned out that one of the rooms was a 750 baht room instead of the usual 600. USB volunteered to take the bigger room, and the desk clerk was funny, saying that made him the ‘big boss’, while Woodway and I were ‘little bosses’. We threw our stuff in the safety boxes and then went and cleaned up and headed out for the evening.

We headed to Walking Street and ended up in a couple different bars at ‘closing time’ there, which wasn’t at ALL convenient. After that we ended up at the Soi 8 beer bars rather late in the evening, and the pickings were pretty damned slim after 2 AM on a Sunday night in March. Maybe Easter was a big deal in Thailand?

I did my best to liven things up by buying some drinks when we found a beer bar complex that actually had a handful of girls left in it, even though most of them there were far from attractive and there were a couple ladyboys thrown in for good measure! The one that WAS relatively attractive seemed to gravitate to USB’s lap, and I was jealous for all of 5 seconds before I started to feel the effects of the whiskey/coke I’d been hitting that night and getting a little too playful with a HUGE fat girl that would just start SQUEALING when I tried to play with her MASSIVE tits. I quickly found out she was only 18 and had been working in the bar only a few weeks, and she quickly grew on me when she’d cuddle up in between my raids on her ‘milks’.

Now I know I have a reputation for going after fat girls on the board, and that reputation is SOMEWHAT deserved, as I certainly like my Asian girls bigger than many on this board prefer. BUT, I am USUALLY FAR, FAR, FAR from mining in Master Bates’ territory! If I go after a fat girl it’s because she’s packing SERIOUS sweater meat. And my LARGE beer bar girl did indeed fit this criteria. But she was big ALL OVER, easily the fattest chick I have ever picked in Asia, and possibly the fattest ever including Mexico. But a hard dick is impossible to fake, and that chick had me sprouting a stiffy that was poking me in the abdomen! And at 3 AM on Soi 8 it’s not like there are beauties crawling all over the place anyway. And at a mere 200 baht barfine, I certainly could afford her!

And when we made the short walk of shame back to my room that fat chick was friggin’ HORNY! She really, really wanted some DICK! Unfortunately she was too fat that MY gut wouldn’t really allow me to get maximum penetration with her. All I was able to do was climb on and enjoy the ride as she thrashed around the bed! After a good 30 minutes of that I finally popped and I think my fat date was in LOVE! She put a big bear hug on me and cuddled up like it was sleepy time. But, load purged, I lost all interest in her and actually was struck by a wave of embarrassment as to how low I had sunk to barfine such a lump of junk. I told her that I was very tired and wanted to sleep alone, and she pouted into the toilet for a clean-up that seemed to take FOREVER before getting dressed and leaving 500 baht richer.

After a few hours of sleep I headed out to use the internet and met up with USB there on Soi 8. Breakfast killed a little time before it finally became time to head to Soi 6 in the early afternoon. Woodway and I met up with a couple other guys on the way down to Soi 6 and ended up hanging out with them the whole afternoon. Usually I think it’s the more the merrier, but a group of guys together can sometimes interfere with urgent MISSIONS, and this day that kind of bit me in the ass.

We went back to the first Soi 6 bar we had stopped in the week before, and Woodway was bum rushed by his little spinner chick there again. I actually dodged the clingy chick from the time before and had the big titted chick I’d lusted over the last time on my lap and giving all the right signals about TEARING ME UP when we got to the room.

But it became clear fairly quickly that I was on a much different page than everyone else I was with. Woodway didn’t want to repeat with his girl, and the two guys we were with were talking about heading out to eat lunch. When my hard on started to wane ever so slightly as it had in that bar with the other girl the previous time I’d been there, I decided to pop some vitamin V and head out with them to eat so I wouldn’t be taking the V on an empty stomach, something that always triggers nausea for me. Looking back now I wish I’d jumped on that big titted honey instead. The numbers I racked up in my two days in Pattaya were rather pathetic. But lulls do tend to happen in a trip that lasts more than a few days, and the cough I had picked up in Batam was really starting to kick my ass.

Lunch was at Café New Orleans on Soi Pattayaland 2, and while I ate pretty light, the barbecued ribs and sausage platters that the others got looked and smelled GREAT. Oblivious to the fact that I was getting pretty sick, I had some drinks at lunch and after a few across the street at Kitten Club, I wasn’t feeling up for much of anything except more drinking and maybe a NAP.

Heading to Kitten Club we ran into a couple of guys that were staying in the penthouse at Penthouse Hotel above the bar. They were eager to show the place off so we went up for a little tour, and the place seemed VERY nice to me. I seem to remember them saying the price was 4,000 baht, and it didn’t seem too bad when splitting it with a buddy. According to the stories, the guys were putting it to good use too, doing serial short times with the Kitten Club girls below. They said that sometimes they’d actually go down to the bar for awhile to hang out, but sometimes they’d just call down and order by number from the closed circuit video feed of the stage and try their luck that way. While the guys appeared to be PUKING baht, it seemed like they were living very, VERY large!

And when we actually sat down at Kitten, the drinks were on them until they both hooked up with honeys and headed back up to the penthouse for awhile.

One of our lunchtime companions ended up hitting it off very well with one of the owner or manager’s better than decent looking (if a little ‘thick’) DAUGHTER! The chick was half Thai, spoke fluent Thai, but also spoke unaccented English and really LOVED hip hop music. Our young black friend was making out with her within minutes in the bar and she quickly agreed to go out barhopping with us, no barfine asked or required. Lucky fucker!

By this time it was after 6 PM and we headed for Walking Street and the show at the upstairs Polo Bar. Walking into that place was severely WEIRD as there was a group of about 30 Chinese guys sitting at individual tables all by themselves smoking like fiends, eyes GLUED to the stage, no girls going anywhere near them. The show put on was OK, I remember the stage being lit on fire at some point, but I wasn’t overly impressed with it or the girls there.

My amigos, however, were severely impressed by a couple of the girls, and even 1,000 baht barfines for the showgirls didn’t deter them! I just shook my head and cursed inflation. But I guess when you see something you want and you’re on vacation, an extra 10 bucks here or there shouldn’t get in the way of having a good time.

With severe sticker shock, I ended up heading back to the FAR more reasonably priced Soi 6! Can’t go wrong there! And I didn’t, quickly getting cozy in a booth with a girl that I found both cute and with a damned sexy body. She apparently liked me fine as well, taking off my glasses and staring at my eyes for quite awhile. I was quickly sold on taking her upstairs as I had been in Thailand for more than 24 hours at that point and had so far only managed a mere ONE short time. It was time to lay some PIPE!

But my Soi 6 girl nearly killed the deal by completely out of the blue announcing that she was a ladyboy! My mouth dropped open, I sat back and stared for a bit, and a flicker of doubt came into my head before I dismissed it as a stupid joke: This chick did NOT have the body of a ladyboy! She was fat in all the right places and had soft, fleshy B cups. But I gotta admit that hearing her say that had my boner INSTANTLY disappear! And I was resolved that I wasn’t gonna take her upstairs until it was raging hard again!

But she peristed with her little joke until I wrestled my hand into her panties to feel around – all girl and plenty wet. Feeling the warm apple pie got the boner back into position too, so up we went. For a completely average session. The girl just didn’t deliver any passion and I wasn’t excited about using a condom that day and her BJ was short and rather lame due to her excuse about her braces hurting. Ugh.

I still managed to finish, but after that I wasn’t feeling up to doing much, figuring I’d take some meds and go to bed early to hopefully feel better the next day in the Philippines. I did decide to check my email first, though, and I had been at the ‘net café for about 5 minutes before some dude next to me said ‘did you hear what just happened? An 8.6 earthquake in Indonesia, they think another tsunami’s coming!’.

FUCK!!!

My thoughts instantly shifted to our flight the next day to the PI, and that even if no tsunami actually hit Pattaya, a disaster anywhere in Thailand might turn the airport into a ZOO. But then I also got to thinking about what if there WAS a tsunami to hit Pattaya? We were about a block and a half from the beach. My hotel room was on an upper floor, but would that be safe so close to the beach? I sat there at the computer for the next hour trying to get info about where the quake was and what the likely impact was, but the updates were painfully slow. Eventually I just decided to head back to the room and watch the news on TV to see if that would tell me anything.

And the Asia News Channel covered the ‘event’ all night, talking about how people in Singapore and Kuala Lumpur had felt the effects of the earthquake. But fortunately there was no mention of a tsunami. Eventually I fell asleep for a few hours and there was still no disaster reported when I woke up in the morning. Checking the internet again revealed no great disaster fallout. Looked like we were lucky this time.

I arranged a taxi to the airport at one of the travel agents on Soi 8 for 800 baht plus tolls, and it arrived promptly after breakfast to start us on the journey to the P.I. We met up with Phoenixguy at the airport, had a KFC snack and then settled in for the Thai Air flight to Manila. After being in Asia for more than a week I was FINALLY going to the Philippines!

Photo: Soi 8 'Girls' 41

Photos: Soi 6 Girl 42 43

Photo: Soi 6 Girl 44

Where did you find your Soi 6 girl? Very hot IMHO...but Im also a sucker for young looking ladies with braces.

Blazers, I'm a sucker for braces myself. You can probably imagine why. That girl really stood out for me because of the braces and her curves, which some have complained that you can't really find in Thailand.

I have never really paid too much attention to the names of the bars on Soi 6. The only one I really remember is New Blue Hawaii because of the purple robes they wear. This girl was from one of the first handful of bars on the right side of the street as you enter from Second Road, well before you'd get to New Blue Hawaii.

Luck, be a lady tonite...

Porker, thank for posting this chapter. I hadn't seen these pics before. I too like the curves and looks of that Soi 6 girl. Soi 6 rocks! A place in Thailand where test drive BJ's in the bar is not considered inappropriate. Luuuuuuuv it!

A place where short time doesn't run you 50+ bucks too. What a concept!