I arrived in Bangkok from South Korea at about 8 p.m. and immediately got dressed at my hotel and headed straight for my first BJ bar in Bangkok. Lólita's is located in Asoke Beer Bar complex but you must walk through the complex to get to the place. Once inside several girls approach you and don't waste any time. I ordered a Singha and noticed that the place was tiny and had some black curtains in the back. I hear some Australian guy cussing in the back and groaning. I picked a girl named Sa and she was very cute. The talent here is better than most of the BJ bars in Pattaya. My girl took me in the back, cleaned me up and gave me an excellent BBBJTC. I was now relieved and could go to Soi Cowboy.

First stop was Bacarra go go bar but there was little talent at this place. Wen to a Katoey bar next to After Skool and had fun chatting and drinking with some attractive post-ops. Next, I went to Long Gun Bar. This place has improved tremendously and has the best overall selection in BKK (IMHO). Only Rainbow and Voodoo in Nana can compare in quality but the sheer numbers in Long Gun makes it #1.

Once there, the mamasan dumped a decent looking girl on my lap but I was looking at many other girls. She was hugging me and thinking I was with her tonight. I really wish the mamasan's would not do this because I feel really bad flirting with other girls and then abandoning this girl. I don't want her to lose face in front of her friends. She went dancing and I immediately started partying with this hot, young thing with a couple of nicely placed tatoos and a diamond-stud nose piercing. She was wild. Giving me lap dances and talking dirty to me. Unfortunately I found out from her that she was only 16 years old. She was shocked when I told her "mai dai"..cannot. Most guys take her immediately when they find out her age. I don't want to end up in a BK prison.

Later I found this very cute Isaan girl in street clothes. I figured that she was already barfined but found out she was new and did not dance yet. While talking with her, I noticed a very hot girl dancing above me and asked her to join us. The new girl was laughing...I thought she'd be pissed until I found out that I just asked her sister for a drink. I don't read Thai but I looked at their I.D.'s and they pointed out the area that lists their last name and I compared the script and it was identical. I went to the bathroom and asked the mamasan if they were sisters and she said yes. I said, "go hok"-liar and she said "no, jing jing looey"-it's true. I asked big sis whether I could barfine her and she agreed. I then sked if I sould also bar fine younger sis so she could make some money and if I could take some pics. She reluctantly agreed. Lil' sis was all smiles.

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Once in the hotel, I had them play with this puppet I bought in Korea. I had great fun with these girls but it was time to decide what to do. I told them they could both stay but they felt uncomfortable about being with the same guy. 1500 baht each and lil' sis could stay overnight. I sent lil sis for some beers while I ate her big sis' papaya. She was convulsing and started giving me a nice BBBJ. I Got out the old Durex and started missionary when lil sis walked in. She covered her mouth and started giggling. Big sis did not see her and was bucking her hips rapidly. I looked and little sis and started licking my lips...I motioned her over and started french kissing her. Big sis eyes were still closed and didn't know my little shenanigans. I started rubbing her box outside of her skirt and she started moaning as big sis opened her eyes and was no pleased. After a couple of more strokes, I finished and started kissing big sis. She took a shower and came out to see her lil sis having her little papaya eaten as well. I stopped mid-papaya and gave big sis hte 1500 baht. She reminded me that I need to be gentle..no problem. I then started making out with lil sis and she guided unit into her papaya...whoaaa nellie. She was gripping me hard and furious but I had to get oof and get a condom (maybe too late). I then did multiple positions and she was great. We had another great session in the morning and she also attempted the sin-condom trick. She wanted my e-mail and said she really had fun and showed me pictures of her kid and would not stop kissing me (life's rough).

Sorry (not really!) there is no cure :-)

Blazers,

Another great report. Please forgive my ignorance, but I would assume that a Durex is what us old guys used to call a Pocket Rocket. If so, I have little experience with these, but wouldn't want to leave the ladies disappointed on my upcoming LOS trip.

Any recommendations on make, model, color, maintenance, care and feeding, best place to buy, and suggested purchase price. How often should one replace his tools. Recomended batteries ?

Also, do you carry it with you when you travel. Ever have airport security pull it out and look at it ? I am sure this would happen in the Latin Amerian airports. The San Salvador guys have gone thru my stuff thoroughly up to 3 times. My biggest concern would be my home airport. What if somebody from work was behind me ? Shit go for it, I'll probably get some interested phone calls.

TIA,
G

i think he is referring to a brand of condoms.

Gitano,

Get one that glows in the dark and plays the "star spangle banner" that way, not only will you make a big hit at customs, but won't have to bring "glo-sticks" to the discos.

Enjoy your trips boys ... November (my next visit)seems a long way off.

McDIJJ

Great report Blazers
Thanks for the invite to your casa.
And whats a condom ?

hahahah

see you around
Milky

Durex is the leading European brand of condoms, and they do make one that seems to glow in the dark. But maybe my prick is radioactive or the bacteria are phoshorescent.

Thanks for a great report Blazers. I'm SO GLAD I'm going back, especially after reading your report. I'd be bummed if I wasn't. - Rasta

Rasta,

It's been awhile scinse we have seen your thread around here ... good to have you posting again. When are you going to be in LOS? I'll be there November.

McDIJJ

McDIJJ,

Check out my reply to your "Fresh Off the Boat in Cambodia Report: Prologue". You missed a msg. from me, sounds like.

Rastaman