My maiden trip to Rio was done right. I went with two friends who are seasoned veterans. One even speaks the language. I know some Spanish and listened to some Portuguese CDs before I went that seemed to really help me out at times.

Day 1
Our first day in Rio we were encouraged to go to the Quatro X Quatro terma...supposedly the best bang for the buck...and it probably was. I banged two garotas and bought plenty of drinks all for $360 reals! But the day wasn't over yet. We recuperated for that night and my first trip to HELP.

Sometime around midnight we entered HELP and it didn't take long for the talent show to begin. After turning down several putas, I finally settled on a petite, dark brown one that we ended up naming "Celery". I asked her to bring my friend someone and she was back within seconds...and I was wishing I had her friend at that point! Next thing you know she disappeared for a few minutes and came rushing back towards me and my friend with a couple of other chicks yelling back and forth. I didn't know what the hell was going on! It looked like the security guard was going to throw these three girls out. I don't know for sure, but I think Celery threw a drink on one of the other garotas for some reason. We could not get a good answer out of her. After the mini-fight was broken up we both spent the night with these garotas and paid them $250 reals for the whole night after talking them down from $300.

Day 2
After drinking way too much on the first night, I really felt like crap the next morning..actually I think it was closer to noon when I got up and got Celery to leave. We exchanged cell numbers and I told her I'd call later...which I wasn't planning on doing, but this was before I knew how HELP works!!!

We decided to try out Leumos (sp?) later that day but I only had one session with a very pretty brunette with light skin. I took some pics with the promise on not posting them so you won't see her. I can never remember their names. Leumos was a bit more than Quatro X Quatro and I felt the selection was less and there was less atmosphere. Perhaps it was the time of day we went? Who knows and I still wasn't feeling great.

Back to HELP that night. I never called Celery but she eventually called me. I told her I would just see her the next day but it didn't sound like she was buying it. As my friends and I sat outside HELP having a drink, Celery found me. I told her I'd be flying solo that night but she was VERY persistent. She wanted me to pay her way in and I refused and she looked pissed. I thought I had finally shaken her off....UNTIL I went into the club. Everywhere I went she seemed to be watching my ass...I'd turn around and there she would be....STALKING me. That's how we came up with the name "Celery"...from "celery stalk". I still felt like shit from the night before and really had no intention of taking anyone out with me. Her friend from the night before(I'll call her B) kept trying to score with my friend again but he refused and she stopped bothering him. But B kept bringing me other putas to sample...(some friend right of Celery right?). I just ignored most of them and was about to leave to get some sleep...BUT that's when I accidentally made eye-contact with one of those garotas that B brought by. This one I'll call "V". She was butt-ass ugly and I felt like shit and she would not leave me the fuck alone. Next thing you know she had dragged my sick ass on the dance floor and began grinding her butt into my cock like we were doing it doggie style. I saw other guys pointing as us! It would have been worth it if she wasn't so damn ugly. I kept thinking " man, how did I end up about to walk out of this place...to on the dance floor being mugged by this damn dog!!!". I tried to get out of it by saying "I have no money" and "I'm sick" in Portuguese but she kept waving her finger and saying "NO, NO, NO!!!" I didn't want to start a scene so I explained the predicament to my friend and told him I just wanted to get "IT" over with so I could get some sleep. I only paid $150 reals for the worst fuck of my life! I couldn't not get it over with soon enough...I didn't even ring a bell and I thing she was too embarrassed to check to see if I did! I told her to leave because I sleep better alone...she didn't say much and left. I was wishing I had Celery back the whole time! I really got reemed that night and did not go back to HELP the rest of the trip.

DAY 3
Woke up feeling much better than the day before except for the horrible memories of that night. Back to 4 X 4 where I had two more sessions and drinks for about $380 reals. I really liked the place. There are a lot of garotas to choose from and the place is lively.

I decided to take it fairly easy that night and as I said before, I did not go back to HELP. I decided I would give Celery a call and see if she wanted to eat dinner with me and spend the night. She was a little pissed at dinner and sort of gave me the cold shoulder. She kept saying in broken English "You fuck my friend". I tried to play it off but decided not to worry about it. That's when I noticed the fresh BITE MARK on her arm. She told me she was bitten but would not elaborate how? I can only guess. First night she throws a drink on some girl now what? I'll never know. Well back to the apartment for round 3 of the day.

Day 4
Sent Celery home that morning so we could go whoring for the day and told her we'd get back together that evening.

That day's festivities took place at Solarium. I had a great session with a garota I think has the best ass I've ever seen...definitely the best one I've ever been with. I could not believe she made me ring 2 bells in 40 minutes and on day 4! I had to of been in my teens the last time that happened. Can't remember her name but she's in the pics. My friends scored some very good talent themselves there. I don't remember the price but it was the most expensive terma I went to. We skipped Centauras completely at $300 per pop. I will definitely go back to Solarium.

That night I decided I would spend with Celery again. I didn't think I'd have any more soldiers to march for her, but what the hell...she was growing on me. She ended up at our apartment late as usual and told my friend she had a friend for him. He said he was not on "garota tiempo" and would not wait for her and would be outside HELP. So Celery and I wait..wait...wait...finally I told her let’s go wait outside HELP. She finally shows up and my friend turns her down. I couldn't blame him, she did not have the best looking face and her voice sounded like Barry White! lol I'll call her "Tran" for obvious reasons (but she was not a transvestite) He was put on the spot by Celery and he was not going to fall for it. Good for him...BUT I got stuck with her as well as Celery. My friend went in HELP and we had planned going out to some dicotech. So off I was with Celery and her "FRIEND". I was hoping I wasn't expected to nail her frind too but apparently her feelings were hurt and Celery expected me to. Damn, I didn't if I could handle two more on my last night. I just wanted to take it easy.

Next thing you know I am the whitest MF at this 20 and below teener bopper place. I stood out like a X-mas tree in summer. I was WAYYYYYYY over-dressed, older, whiter, just about everything that scream gringo you could imagine. I felt way out of place. I knew I was going to have to start slamming some alcohol. Now I was paying for drinks for 3 people, and they ordered the most expensive drinks there...red bull and vodka. By this time, 90% of the place was all guys but with this gringo guy having two garotas hanging all over him. WTF? I even made the switch to red bull and vodka once I learned I would have to dance. The place got crowded quickly and lots more garotas showed up. Celery and Tran wanted me to dance and there was no getting out of it. All eyes were on the white guy...ready to see "How he does it." Luckily, I drained every once of rhythm I ever had and they actually said I did well. Whew!!!

Finally, we get to back to the apartment and I'm still wondering if Celery will expect me to bang her friend Tran. I had enough that day already and I just wanted her to go away. Tran's body was pretty good, I just didn't think I was up to the task. We each got a beer and went into my bedroom...this would be interesting. That's when I decided to take a bathroom break and when I came back they were rolling a "cigarette" LOL on my bed. They just looked at me, took a drag and passed to me. Whatever!!! Good! Maybe this is all they want to do I thought. Next thing you know they start getting REALLY wasted and I start feeling a bit paranoid. I have no idea why? lol So that's when they decide they are READY! We all undress and my cock is limping big-time. Nothing worked. I was paranoid and these two garotas are laughing there asses off staring at me! I didn't know what to do. They were both lying there naked waiting but to no avail. And they kept laughing, rolling and laughing, then curled over laughing. I got up and went to take an performance enhancer! I then started feeling their gear. Come to find out their snatch felt like a desert. That's when I said "sabe la playa?" (do you know the beach) They knew what the beach is but I didn't know the work for sand so I made a motion with hand like sand sifting and I said "sabe sand?" They eventually got it. Then I said " tu panocha...like sand!!!" I busted out laughing at their blank grins and they were now on the defensive. That shut them up and we went back to the living room to listen to music and drink more. My friend eventually arrived with some puta from HELP and laughed his ass of when he saw me with Tran and Celery.

Back in the bedroom about 30 minutes later I did a dupla with Tran and Celery. I started out giving DATY to both of them. They had obviously not done that before. They must be new to HELP. Actually, Tran said she does not go there. Then first I rang a bell for Celery but Tran demanded one too. I told her I was out of leche...no way I could. Celery went out to get some food and I decided I would try again with Tran. My room was dimly lit with candles so I got an idea. I went out to get a condom in my shaving kit and squirted a little lotion in the tip and then went back to the room and put it on. After a huge, fake O, I produced the "evidence". She seemed happy and Celery returned with the food. I then told them I was going bed and they could sleep on the other side. I fell asleep quickly, but woke up to a shaking bed. I looked over and Celery is eating out Tran! Wow! Then they switched and really got into it. They wondered if I cared and I said "NO, Me gusta, Me gusta!" They dry-fucked, did DATY, and really explored their bi side...and told me they were a little embarrassed....that they had not done that before...and it showed...but what a night, I couldn't have asked for more!

Photos: 4x4 A1 4x4 A2 4x4 A3 4x4 A4
Photo: 4x4 B
Photo: 4x4 C
Photo: Celery
Photos: Solarium 1 Solarium 2 Solarium 3

I will submit my photos to the mods. I could not figure it out.

Pretty interesting report. Looking forward to the photos. It seems like every new guy screws up in at least some small way with Help/GDPs. And "Celery" is a funny name!

Celery Stalk. Too much. Vagabond, you sound like you were wasted your entire trip. Funny trip report.

Great Report.. I enjoyed it. Hopefully you got pictures from the BI activities next to you..

I sent 14 pics in. Unfortunately, I had to elimate most of them due to "plumbing shots". I was made aware that these will not be added. And no, I did not get pics of the bi activities. They would not let me take any.

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Having met both Celery and her friend at TA, I almost came hearing two of them eating out each other at your Penthouse.

I hear you. I saw how much you wanted to get rid of her at one point. You even tried to pass her over to me--she did smile at me a few times inside Help while you were not around.

It was great to be on the trip with you. I couldn't believe:
1. how you never stopped drinking coffe no matter what time of the day it was.
2. how wiped out you looked the entire trip
3. how we all laughed when you kept calling her Celery.
4. Actually I thought Celery was a pretty good sport about the whole thing.

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"I couldn't believe:
1. how you never stopped drinking coffe no matter what time of the day it was.
2. how wiped out you looked the entire trip "

Well, I wasn't exactly getting much sleep like you were. Celery didn't like to sleep much...at least not at night!

C'mon, BigLouie, you actually got to sleep in Rio! That's a luxury. I didn't actually go to bed every night until around 5 or 6 am.

I don't like cafe in Brazil that much, otherwise I'd drunk a whole lot more. Choppe is actually pretty good. Capihina (sp?) is the best!

Sure, vagabond may have made plenty of miscues, but I think he got many miles and memories placed under the "adventure" category. I found the trip report quite enjoyable-- pics or no pics.

Good to see your buddy held his ground by not accepting Tran when set up. In North America, the rules state the "wing man" always has to settle, but in Rio nada!
Good for him! Too many other choices.

When the fook will my pics be posted?

Photos integrated into report

The legs and ass on the Solarium gal are awesome. Anyone know her name?

Workoutmaniac01 I never understand when I read that someone doesn't like the coffee in Brazil. The stuff is great, oh well to each their own.

Good report. Looking forward to being able to see the pix when I get back from SEA

Nice report...always a good time when two girls are into it.

About the Solarium puta:
I wish I could remeber her name, but her "name" wasn't exactly what I was concentrated on. She was the best money spent over there.

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re yur solarium gal...

One of the best bods ever posted!! I personally woulda saw fit to have her shackled to by bed railing while I was there...

Your Solarium girl must have drank a little too much Red Bull. She was certainly hyper-active in the bar area.

For some reason Solarium had a few girls that looked as if they just stepped off the pages of Victoria's Secret the day we were there. I hooked up with a blond with a similar build.

that blonde was TDF (to die for) as well! And I think she may have been doing a lot more than red bull. She left 2X and came back to the bar before we even left? What could she possibly have been doing??? No matter, whatever it was it made for my best session there.

That Solarium 1 chica is hot!

Thanks for the pictures.

Vagabond, got any pics for that Solarium blonde? Would love to take a look.

No, sorry WOM...if I didn't nail it, it didn't get taken. I couldn't shoot photos in the bar area.

Maybe Grande has pics of that blonde that he's hiding.

Vagabond, thanks for the report and pics. Please disregard the following comments, as they're not personal and just a coincidence that they have wound up here.

Sorry, but the Braxil photo ratings are friggn' FUCKED! For the 4x4 girls, I've fucked 10 dollar Mexican girls that ATE THESE PUTAS' LUNCH, and then the Solarium MILF with a decent bod gets 8+ ratings for shots with NO FACE? Uhhh, COME FUCKING ON!!! Compare these pics with Vladimir's big-hooter girl... granted that chick was pushing BUTTA-face, but her bod was frig'n RAGING and there were no cop-out faceless shots.

Again, man, sorry for ranting in your report thread. Please keep posting.

Nothing personal taken Porker. I agree. But just a note, on my first trip report here I did not know how this site works. I have MANY great FUCKING photos (literally). I did not know that they could not be posted. These are among the worst pics I took! LOL

Vagabond, I'm sure you do have other great photos, the shroud of big brother taming the pics here is a sad thing for many of us.

Again, sorry to rant here on your report thread.

I think admin. here said it has something to do with new laws or something like that. I'll take more appropriate pics for this site next time.

I'm pretty sure the girl from Solarium is Andressa... Somebody confirm it and I'll point you to all the porns she did

Dood,

If it's not her, can you point us to the porn anyway.

Yeah...I'd like to see the porn too! I'll know if it's her.

Dood "I'm pretty sure the girl from Solarium is Andressa... Somebody confirm it and I'll point you to all the porns she did."

It's possible, but I don't think so. Andressa has a great body, but this girl looks bigger and taller to me (although the dang shoes always trick me). I was with Andressa at Solarium last month, and brought her and a friend out of Help to my place as well. If it is her, she's cute, but the face isn't as good as the great body.

Porker is right, this time, you jonesers giving out 8's and 9's for photos with no face or no frontal nudity should have your photo rating licenses revoked.

I haven't agreed with past claims on the macro SA vs. Asia skews, but this time Porker is on target. Makes me want to give the girl a 1 just to skew it back (but I didn't).

TextIf it is her, she's cute, but the face isn't as good as the great body.

The chick's face in the pics is nowhere close to her body...and I'd say she is somewhere between 5'6" and 5'8"

Andressa isn't that tall, so I don't think it's her. But if Andressa did porn, Dood, point us at them already, please.

well.. One of the porns is pretty disturbing.. She's doing bareback anal with Darren James..

The links below is to the online versions...

http://www.hotmovies.com/video/10659/Hardcore-Training-5/


Here's another one:

http://www.hotmovies.com/video/11008/Pretty-Little-Latinas-20/?

Damn Dood,
That is her! the one on the right in the first link!

Thanks for sharing...I think?

Ah Andressa, her body is awesome.She use to work at Centaurus last year.I usually see her in Help these days.So shes at Solarium now,these GDP get around...But after finding out she did porn and was being hit bareback by Darren James and the other Split that Booty crew(the infamous video)I will pass on her.

I did a little research and it looks like that movie with Darren James was made before he caught AIDS from Bianc in 2004. no matter though, I was covered.

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(Message edited by vagabond on August 31, 2005)

Yes, that's Andressa/Fernanda (her real name) in the videos. Wow. Had no idea. She was one of only two girls I went with twice on my first trip to Rio. Her hair is dyed blonde at the moment -- or it was two weeks ago. Awesome body indeed. Even though I was sick and dead tired, I'm feeling like I should have taken her and her friend home from Help that last time I saw them there. Ah well, I guess I can get a DVD for a souvenir now at least, since I didn't take any pictures.

Vagabond,

You've done more in one trip than I have in my nine trips to Rio.

What a great report; the part about Celery is hysterical.

Take care my friend,

Jag

Hi Vagabond, thanks for the report and pix. I was wondering if you still have Celery's ph#. I'll be in Rio and would like to meet up with her so if you have it can you send me a message at slimjim2go@yahoo.com? Thanks much!

Does anyone have more pics of Andressa/Fernanda? Rather be safe than sorry, so I can avoid her next time in either Help, Solarium or any other terma. She does look pretty hot though.

Workoutmaniac01, you can check out the videos if you want. But more seriously, this is a complex issue. Andressa/Fernanda works in a termas. She gets checked regularly. Yes, there's more risk if she's doing movies on the side bareback, but I'm not at all sure it's more risk than a random girl at Help who may not get checked regularly at all, and who may make some bad decisions based on money. Look, I think I'd do her again, with a condom, as long as she was still working at Solarium, and wanted to repeat. This hobby has some risks. If you want to be safe, stay at home and masturbate. It's cheaper, too. Just my opinion.

Agree, there's risk in this hobby. Yes, it's not more safer picking up garotas from Help. Maybe I was just paranoid--sounds like Vagabond did his research and he said that the whole Darren James thing happened after Fernanda's movie. Bianca is the one we want to avoid--I was reading that she was still surfacing inside Help.

Bottom line: play safe and have a great time!

Regarding girls getting tested at terma. That's how they advertise it, but I'm not sure how often or if that's being enforced.

I don't know the frequency of the checks at termas either. Anyone know? My first time at Luomo's all the girls had bandages on their arms, and I thought they might have all had blood tests that day, but I don't know for sure. Made me think with my big head, a little, before the little one took over. I mean, the slightly less big one.

Anyone have pics of Bianca they can point to?

I'm a bit skeptical about the regular testing thing. I know they say they do it, but I don't know how well-regulated it is. Also, keep in mind, that one can be infected but not show up positive for a few months. Best advice - always wear a condom.

I am not any more worried about seeing Andressa than anyone else. At least I know other people know of her issue and I would bet she is tested and has been tested more often than other putas. I will actively seek her out when I go back in October! One of the best sessions I ever had!!!

Here is some info. about Bianca Biaggi:
http://www.nndb.com/people/494/000045359/

But I wonder if it is true? The US porn industry has everything to gain by saying Darren James was infected by Bianca. She is unable to refute the allegation from Brazil. It just seems like a good scapegoat for them to me. Not that I will be taking any chances with Bianca..LOL

Does anyone know for SURE that Bianca infected Darren James. I mean, he's the one sliding his cock along side those other guys. Seems a little Homo to me! I just don't believe everything I hear...not really a conspiracy theorist per se. The link above even says " According to AVN.." Not necessarily "their" opinion.

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I ran into this Americano as I was leaving Solarium on Sunday. He was on his way out as well and asked me, in the middle of the locker room, if "the girls here are tested regularly?" I responded "for algebra or spelling?" Personally, I thought it was a stupid question to ask, particularly when leaving a terma.

If you don't feel comfortable doing a puta with an STD even though you are covered, then you probably should not be in the hobby IMO. I always assume they do have an STD.

Well, the girls don't want to get any STDs either, obviously, but who knows how well educated some of them are on the subject? I don't.

Another plus to taking termas girls out of Help compared to picking at randoms is that you know where they work. They're a lot less likely to be theives or cause problems because it could hurt them at work. No guarantees here, either, but some random girls at Help are certainly hoping to get an extra tip whether you plan to give it to them or not. Again, the hobby has risks. Take precautions.

A girl I used to hook up with at Solarium (both in and out - of the termas that is) told me they get tested bi-weekly. I was there once on a Friday and most all of the band-aids on their arm. Maybe Hemp, Sandman or one of the other locals might be able to verify this claim...

Copa I really don't know the frequency but as I make my rounds I will ask a few of the girls I know on a pretty good basis and get a reading and if I remember report back. I'll also ask a few of the Owners or Managers I know. As we all know there is a fairly high turnover in the Termas and I sure hope a negative result is not the reason. If they end up at another one of the popular Termas then that is fine. If they end up at HELP "buyer beware"? Thank you for this assignment as it will give me a reason to visit the Termas more. NOW I'M REALLY ON A MISSION! - Thanks Hemp

Girls in Brasil get tested when they work at termas, boates with rooms on premise. But they get tested weekly for std not hiv. Hiv test is done monthly or quarterly, cant remember.

Yeah...can't believe this has not come up yet...would be good to know. I thought the same exact thing about the turnover rate...sorry honey, we have to ask for your resignation as your test did not come out quite right...Thanks for doing the homework assignment for us, Hemp...sorry, this assignment is not as fun as some others you've had in the past...

Copa I'll do my best but it will be "HARD" work. I guess a guys work is never done. - Hemp

So, Hemp, did your "hard" work pay off? Give us the scoop.