This was my first time in BA, Argentina & Latin America - Already planning return trip for March/April 2006!! I thought it useful to log a few hints and tips from a novice traveller / hobbyist as to how to make the most of a "Whistle Stop Visit" .

Flew direct from Heathrow to BA on the 4/9 (Touches down in Brazil for circa 1hr), overall flight time about 16hrs. Was able to get a night flight out of London and went business class, which although horribly expensive proved to be a worthwhile investment if you have a limited amount of time and dont want to spend two days minimum getting over the flight. I was in Argentina to shoot game in Cordoba and had organised my trip to spend one night in BA on the 5th, fly to Cordoba on the eve of the 6th and then return to BA for the nights of the 9th & 10th, departing for UK on the 11th. I had done a fair bit of "research" prior to travelling and stumbled over the clubhombre and argentina-private sites about two weeks prior to my departure. I had read many of the reports by fellow travellers and was keen to ensure i wasted little time.

I made contact with Roxanne prior to my departure after reading several glowing reports of her services, i provided her with a short-list of girls and asked her to schedule a couple in for my first day in BA. I have got to state for the record that i speak no Spanish (pretty typical for the Brits to stupidly assume that wherever they go in the world english will be spoken by everyone)and didnt fancy the prospect of being a solo visitor to nightclubs, etc.

Arrived in BA & checked into the Sofitel in Downtown Retiro - Pretty central, very upmarket. First reaction a little bit secure to have girls visit on the basis that they have to make it past reception, check and sign in and then are escorted up to your room by the bell boy!! - They all know the score, but it can be a little intimidating. On my next visit i will look to stay somewhere a little less "upmarket", although i had no issues or problems whilst there with getting girls in i just felt as if all eyes were on me as i walked past reception.

My first booking was prepared by Roxanne - AYI - 5ft nothing, petite, firm and young, i guess early 20's. She is one of Roxanne's recomends and rightly so. An afternoon of entertainment followed and a good time was had by all. Unfortunately most of the girls i encountered spoke almost zero English and coupled with my non existant understanding of the Spanish language (although i can order a beer) it made general conversation difficult. I had a laptop with me with a translation tool on it, but its not the same.

I had organised two girls, again a Roxanne recomend, Bane & her friend, for the evening. I was however a little anxious of the bell boy bringing two girls up to the room at once that i made my apologies to Roxanne and agreed another date with AYI for dinner and an overnight stay. Again an enjoyable evening, aided by a quickly purchased phrase book, and a leisurely breakfst in the hotel for two the following morning.

My flight to Cordoba was mid afternoon, so i had planned to have an easy day and take in the city centre. Whilst walking i stumbled across ORLEANS, a much reported and documented venue. I ventured inside and sat down. There were at least 20 girls scattered around the room and i guess about 10-15 men, mostly middle-aged and certainly all post 45. I was taken aback by the standard of some of the girls, there were some attractive ladies in there. If you are a first timer in a place like ORLEANS and havent experienced anything like it before, like me, then you are in for a pleasant shock. From the moment i sat down all 20 girls eye's were on me smiling, winking and generally flirting. There was a girl sat to my left who could have been a double for Penelope Cruz, my watch said 2pm and i knew my taxi was picking me up to take me to the airport at 2.45pm - Alas no time for fun here - But what a place.

I spent the next four nights in a small town called Villa Delores, about 250km from Cordoba, no chance of any extra marital fun here, but i wasnt there for that. Back to BA for Friday night. Checked back into hotel at 11pm and was in a taxi to Blacks by 12.30am. I had read lots about this place and knew it was going to be the most expensive of the clubs in BA, but i had very little time and needed to be certain of results, especially after being on my own in the middle of nowhere for four nights. Payed the entrance fee, climbed the stairs and entered the main room of the club - Struck straight away by how many pretty girls there were floating around and i guess a ratio of about three girls to one bloke. Again not used to this sort of club in the UK, i have done lap dancig clubs both in the US and UK and have made many trips to Amsterdam, but this was a new experience. Needless to stay even after reading the warnings and the do's and the dont's i ended up getting caught - "Fools and their money are easily parted" - as my Dad used to say. I picked on a pretty blonde, name escapes me,CINDY i think, bought her a drink and then another and then surprise surprise a friend joined her and i bought her a drink too. Still whats the odd champagne cocktail between frineds!! Agreed a figure of $225 US and took her back to my hotel. From the time i got into the cab i realised i had made a mistake and what followed was a very poor 30 minutes, couldnt wait to get rid of her and get some sleep.

Next morning picked up by Roxanne at 10.30 for a city tour. If you are in BA for the first time you must try this, its relatively inexpensive and reasonably informative. When i got back to the UK i was pretty clued up on BA and i am sure my wife thought i had spent the whole time in BA site seeing!! It was good to meet Roxanne, touch base and learn a little about the culture and the customs.

Organised a duo for the afternoon via Roxanne away from my hotel, about a 10min cab ride away. What followed was really enjoyable couple of hours with two girls that certainly know what they are doing - Nothing left to the imagination. I had also asked Roxanne to organise a girl for about 9ish that night at my hotel. After finishing up with the duo at about 6ish, i was half hoping that the 9ish wouldnt materialise. It did, her name was Maria, she is another of Roxannes recomends and i had a very enjoyable couple of hours with quite a vocal girl. I felt a little guilty hinting for her to go at 11pm, but i was hungry, tired and sleep was an attractive option for once.
Checked out of hotel 10am next morning and flew back to UK.

My Do's and Dont's for 1st Timers - Especially from the UK

1. Take some advice on the hotel you are going to stay in. Make sure its girl friendly.
2. If you can fly at night.
3. Learn some basic Spanish - I have now booked myself on a course.
4. Use ROXANNE - The clubs i am sure are great, although my experience of Blacks was poor. I am sure the "Parlours" are fine as well, but if you are on a whistle stop tour and dont have time to waste use a booking agent. Compared with the West the girls are very good value for money. My bookings via Roxanne were on average AR$200 per hour - I am sure some of the seasoned pros out there wil say - Hey you could have got that down to AR$150 - Lets be real here we are talking about "buttons " in the whole scope of things! When i travel in the Spring i will not waste my time in the clubs, i will get Roxanne to schedule the girls in - At least this way you know where you are and you can plan accordingly.
5. Go to ORLEANS - My very limited visit looked promising, its not as in your face as the nightclubs and you can see the girls in daylight!
6. Do the city tour with Roxanne.
7. Travel light.
8. Keep a a hundred or so pesos in small notes in a seperate pocket, its useful for tipping and safer than pulling out larger bills.
9. Check out the websites before travelling apart from this site there is also a good site called argentinaprivate.
10. I travelled on my own - It would be more fun to travel as a small group or two some.

In summary i am glad i made the break and went to BA, i am now hooked and can't wait to come back, although i intend to spend more time in the city next time and make better use of my time by only using the services of a booking agent and organising well in advnace.

So you liked BA huh? Welcome to the club! Nice report. Too bad about the experience at Black. Don't give up on the clubs though, there are do's and dont's (as you referred to) to help identify the good ones. Apply them and give it another shot next time, maybe at Madahos.

Glad to see some new reportage coming out of Argentina. Three years ago it was all the rage with the peso devaluation. The CH board was flooded with trip reports from BA.

Since their economy has stabilized somewhat, and ours (in the US) is up in the air, Argentina has gotten "expensive" again, relatively speaking. Not near as many hombres are making the trip anymore. What a wonderful place...

What language skill you harbor.
Loved the details of your trip. Why do Brits speak so eloquently compared to us mangy Americans? No pics but the quality of words made up for it. I've not been to BA but wonder if the quality of girls are up from before the devaluation?

You didn't go into detail on the sex but did the girls kiss?

Thanks


Michael

Good first trip and you will be going back like most of us.

Speaking Spanish will get you so much more GFE and better times and less ripoffs.

Very nice review. I have used Roxanne before and she does know how to set it up for you .. anyway you like. The ONLY thing I don't care about with Rox is that she is always pushing her friend Bane and Bane is just not my type.

This Ayi girl looks great and she has some very nice reviews ... I have Rox setting up an evening for me with her for next week when I am there. Another of Roxanne's new girls is Cari (and she looks very hot) and she speaks English.

How about a few details on Ayi .. so I know what to expect?

Everything you said - your travel advice - I concur ... the clubs really know how to hammer a Gringo too ... but y'gotta expect it.

CB

Ayi, ah yes. I'm still having a sting of jealousy when confronted with that name.
I recently made a trip to Argentina, where I had the pleasure of meeting this girl. The end result was around 24 hours of GFE.
The experiences I had with Ayi might not be of the nature you guys can expect (but then again, each man thinks he's special right). However, I still felt like I was leaving a vacation romance behind.
Ayi:
Petite as stated. I'm 1.80 meters tall and I could barely kiss her when she's in heels (without bending anything else but neck), so that should give you a rough estimate. She is a bit more chubby than the her online pictures.
Ample natural breasts. Pitch black hair worn down to her shoulders. Infact the online pictures of her does a good job of portraing her.
My experience with her, was that she was a classic feminine girl, very sweet, very funny. She not dumb either. I know enough spanish to order beers and stuff like that, but we actually managed to communicate quite a bit during our time together. The whole establishing mutual terms to use etc. was easy with her. She even have some university schooling. How much and what was something I was unable to establish within the timeframe I had.

As for her services, I gather she has the usual BBBJ/DFK/Anal which the Roxanna girls provide. But she doesn't like BBBJ and anal, so that was something I didn't try, since I kinda get a kick out of the girls having a good time aswell. She is very petite below the belt aswell, so you might want to take precautions on that account. I have some recently taken private photos of her and more info on her, I might be willing to disclose, if you PM me on this forum.
But above else, treat her good, or I'm gonna spend my vacation hunting you down and brand you, like the animal you are :-)

Ah by the way. Could you enclose, where you've seen reviews of her. Always nice to get some external feedback on the experienced you've had yourself with a particular girl.

How do you contact Roxanne? I'll be in BA in a couple weeks and would like to try her services.