VII. The Bar Scene

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By Blazers on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 - 02:02 pm:  Edit

AC has enough bars that you could go to every bar on every day and still see girls you had not seen before. The bars are separated into three main areas and there are different type of workers at each bar. I will give you a general description of each bar and the girls but realize that the bars changed hands constantly and the girls come and go at will.

A. Working Girls: There are different types of girls that work at the various bars and you have to approach each a little different. The first type of girl is a GRO(Guest Relation Officer). These girls are not in a uniform and are just there for lady drinks and hang out at the bar. They are sometimes in street clothes but they are always able to barfine. Another type of girl is a waitress. They are in more reserved outfits but they are almost always barfineable. There are also dancers and you can barfine them but they are usually not as cute as the waitress or door girls. Another type of girl is a door girl and door girls usually alternate as waitress’ and can normally be barfined.

B. Cherry Girls: You will start to find out soon enough that some of the hottest girls in the bars are cherry girls or virgins. Most are genuine virgins and you may be able to bust their cherry for a fee or the girl may want to give up it up to you for free if they like you or think that you are the one. There are also many fake cherry girls who come in different forms. Some have Pinoy boyfriends who can bear the thought of them fucking superior Americans. Some of them say that they are cherry because they don’t want to be barfined or they don’t like you. Either way, assume that girls that say they are cherry are just that. Don’t expect much from them if you barfine them. Some will let you eat them out or will give you a BJ, but you must ask them this beforehand as Filipinas don’t like giving head for the most part. Other girls only want you to take them barhopping and not stay the night with you...this is a sure thing that she is a fictional cherry with a worthless Pinoy bf.

C. Pick Up Disco: The only real freelance disco is Pick Up Disco which is near the Sphinx Bar and around the corner from Orchid Inn. This bar has a lot of girls on their night off and a lot of couples. The bar is stunningly beautiful, especially considering it was built in the Philippines. I don’t normally see too many freelancers but many guys bring their barfine here and the girls meet their friends there that are not working at a bar. These girls are fair game if you can get them home. There is normally a live band or some kind of dance show. There are three floors and I like to take the girls to the top floor to get some privacy and maybe some action. It’s more of a place to take your barfine to do some dancing with you and maybe some of her friends. The one night I do not recommend coming here is Tuesday Night. They call it ladies night but it is really a bunch of bargirls with their Filipino boyfriends...and guess whose paying. Nothing but angry locals and the floor show is a bunch of half-naked Filpino guys doing some sort of Solid Gold dance routine bullshit. You wont find a monger or a willing Filipina in the entire place. In general, this place is not much fun any more as the locals have made it their own. The shows are catered towards bargirls on their night off treating their local dirtbag boyfriend to a night out. The locals here are cocksuckers and no better than the shitbags you see at Sky Traxx disco. I wish the locals would not try so hard to get involved in the local bar scene and just stay the fuck out like in Thailand but the Filipinos want their presence to be known on Fields and I guess that will never change.

D. Blow Row- There is a dirt road on Santos Street that has nothing but shacks on both sides of the road. Each place has a small patio where you can have a 25 piso beer and watch the world go by. The girls here are more aggressive and will try to get you to go to the short time rooms for a BJ. These girls are proficient at giving BJ’s which is a welcome thought because most of the girls in the PI have no clue how to give a proper BJ. The places are old and worn and the rooms are usually the rooms of the workers and are unbecoming. Best thing to do is to get a girl to go to your hotel for a few hours. The cost is always 500 pisos and it includes sex. Give her a tip based on performance but nothing over 200 pisos. Not all the girls will let you cum in their mouth but most want to fuck without a condom. Many of the AC stars started out giving BJ’s at Santos. Most of the girls are not high in the looks department and some are cherry girls and can only give BJ’s. Remember that there are a lot of Billyboys on the left hand side shacks and beware of their pickpocket maneuvers. I have never had one approach me and Filipino men make obvious ladyboys, unlike Thailand. Sadly many of the bars are being torn down because an overzealous Aussie decided to build an out of place hotel right in the middle of squalor and filth.

E. Perimeter Bars: Heading towards Clark AFB, Fields Ave turns into Perimeter Road. There are many bars in this area and a lot of the hotels are in this area. The bars cater more to expats and retired military but you will get a younger bargirl here with less mileage and the girls can be hotter than the Fields girls. The drinks are cheaper here and the lady drinks are anywhere from 90-100 pisos and the bell ringing is cheaper as well. Better to go to these places in the early evening. Here are some of the bars I recommend:

Honeykos: This is a bar separated into two sections with a pool area on one side and a go go dance floor on the other. There are semi-circular booths that are comfy and the service here is great. Not many lookers here but good to peak your head in once in a while. Lately this place has had the hottest girls in Angeles and the talent keeps pouring in. Daddy Damien is a nice Aussie bloke and loves to keep the party atmosphere alive. A couple of the waitress are cute but a lot of them are also fugly and will try to trick you into buying them ladies drinks by giving you a half-ass massage.


Nifty’s: On a side street on the corner of Garfields. This is a long narrow bar with tons of private seating in the back for diddling. The girls here dress in different themed outfits and have nurse night, schoolgirl night, etc. The drinks here are very strong and the management is cool. This place specializes in hot young spinners and a couple of big titty girls too. Order the sample there and the girls will get three tequila drinks for 300 pisos and will take you in the back for some BJ sampling. On premises fucking and full BJ privileges go for 750 pisos and are not really a good value when you can barfine the girls for 1,000 pisos.
Garfields: A GRO only bar with some cute girls working from time to time.

Crazy Horse: Located past Honeykos about 1/8 of a mile. Tiny hole in the wall place but the drinks are cheap and there are 3 cute girls working here, 2 of them cherry.

Emotions: Fun bar near America Hotel but talent slipping here recently.

Touch of Class: Very cute spinners working here and the talent on the up. Place is packed by 2 pm. Opens up at 10 am making it the only viable option for horny mornings other than Santos.

Genteleman’s Club: Upstairs bar with dance floor along the back and to the side. Great seating here and fun atmosphere. Some hot young girls here.

Magic Moments Bar: Small bar with pool table and dance gogo floor. Couple of cuties here but nothing to write home about. Great service and cheap drinks.

Stampede: Talent level slipping here a bit but high turnover so worth a look if you’re in the area. They sell Cialis for 300 pisos a pill or 4 for 1,000. Stuff is legit.

Cherry Club: Ok looking girls and fun place to hang out. Daily drink specials. Rick’s café next door which has great food, especially the sizzling steaks.

My Bar: Small bar and quite dead but one girl working here that is the hottest girl in Angeles...easily.

G. Fields Go Go Bars: The talent here fluctuates greatly so peak your head into all of them and judge for yourself. Some guys don’t like big bars some guys don’t like dead small bars...up to you. Here are some blurbs about the bars I have partied at:

Camelot: The bar has two floors and the upper floor is a great place to take some girls for some diddling and fun. The bar is fairly new and the seating is superb. There is a huge big screen that plays videos throughout the night. The talent here has gone considerably downhill and the only two cute girls left work as door girls.

Brown Sugar: Right next door to Camelot. This place opens at 3 pm and is a small fun bar. The waitress’ here are fairly cute but the dancers are nothing to brag about.

Kitten Club: Some cute girls here from time to time. This is a fun place to go to the SOB events as all of the girls show up. I have found a lot of fun girls work here and aim to please. They cant keep their talent here because the owner is a total fuckin’ prick to the girls and the mamasan that has worked there from the beginning is a total cunt.

Bunny Ranch: Another new bar right next to Kitten Club and Jungle, has a long and narrow bar with tons of dancers. Normally the stage is packed two rows deep with another group of dancers waiting in the wings in the seats in front. The service here is superb and there are some lookers here. Probably the most improved bar since I started going to AC. Lots of buttah faces here with great bodies. On my last trip noticed two new stunners here with decent sized tits that I had not seen before.
Classroom 2: New large bar, formerly Jungle. Talent level extremely low.

Private Dancer/Boys Night Out: This place keeps changing its name but I really like the layout and quality of girls. There is limited seating and the stage is small but there is almost always at least 3 or 4 cute spinners working here at any given time.

Roadhouse: If you are tired of the same 8 songs being played at the bars, then this is the place to come. Very similar atmosphere to some of the go go bars in Pattaya. The songs are all rock and roll and the DJ has a huge selection of music DVD’s and concert DVD’s. The girls dances are all choreographed and they have a head banger routine when ACDC’s “Thunderstruck” is played. There are a couple of cute girls here and the girls are fun. The manager and mamasans here are notorious for great service and will normally buy you a beer or two or three.

Bluberry Hill: Used to be a karoake bar but they have turned it into a gogo bar/local entertainment place with lower tier girls.

Stingers: This bar has always had low talent and not very fun but lately they have placed some serious talent according to those who are there at the moment. Give it a chance when your there.

Flamingos: Attached to Orchid Inn. Opens at 2pm and the place is always fun but the talent is usually low.

Blackjack Bar: Kind of a karaoke bar but the girls dance on stage from time to time. I think a lot of new girls start here from time to time so its worth a trip.

Club Agasaya: Huge bar with a long dance floor in the middle. Owned by Koreans and the girls have cunty attitudes.
Confettis: Great ownership, the manager and mamasan only recruit fun girls as this place is one of the few bars frequented by expats. I have never seen a girl here that ranks above a 6 but I have heard the performance of the girls is in the 9/10 range. There are a couple of girls here that are bi and you will see some crazy shit here with girls eating pussy on stage and sucking guys dick in their seats.



Geckos: Angelo is a great manager and makes sure you are taken care of. There is usually one cute girl working here so peak your head in here for a drink.

Ziggys: Lots of fun girls here but talent level low

La Bamba: The bar opens at 3 pm and has the best talent in the bars in the area near Kokomos. The second shift that comes in at 3pm normally has a good selection. This place caters to spinner lovers and there are rarely any rice belly girls. You can buy margarita pitchers here and the seating is limited so get here early.

Voodoo: Small bar with great air conditioning and talent has improved a lot. The daytime girls are young and some are quite hot. None of the girls have attitude but the owner Dave doesnt put up with that shit.

Lancelot: Formerly Volcanoes, this bar has some of the best seating arrangements and most comfortable seats in AC. The waitress’ are pretty good looking here but the dancers are not.

Treasure Island: This is a bar the size of a closet. There is enough seating for 10 guys here and the girls are nothing to brag about normally. They have a Buccaneer Lounge upstairs where you can have a private shower show with one of the girls or more for a fee.

Bananitas: A lot of local girls work here and they don’t like Americans too much for the most part. A couple of fake cherry girls work here. There is the hottest girl in AC who works here but she is a real cherry girl. A small bar but good times can be had as the girls can get pretty wild when their Filipino boyfriends aren’t hanging around nursing a San Mig.

Champagne: I am still not sold on this place although there are a couple of very hot mestiza cherry girls here. The place is always packed with locals and there are tons of dancers.

Angels: Couple of cute girls here and a couple of decent waitress. They give you popcorn with your beer and have a good happy hour. Pretty spacious bar with big plush velvet seating in the back...like an old Vegas bar.

Welcome Inn: Opens at 12 noon and has some serious cuties during the day. I saw at least 5 girls during the day shift that were very cute. This place more reminiscent of the Perimeter Bar scene.

DMZ: Never seen a girl that looks cute here and the place is usually dead empty.

Rhapsody: Very cool, old school Vegas-style place entirely in red velvet. Pretty spacious bar and the dance stage is at the end of the bar. Not much talent though. They recently added a dance floor in the middle of the club which takes away from the old style charm it had before.

Dirty Duck: Excellent service and a/c but not much else. You will not spend a day without hearing the immortal words, “Sir, Dirty Duck”.

Cambodia Club: Has two floors like Camelot, albeit not as large. Very inconsistent talent but lately the talent level has been solid. I like the seating upstairs and the girls dance on both floors with a catwalk upstairs. Fun girls.

Nero’s Forum: Not near the talent before the summer closing but still enough hot spinners worth a look. This is also a place that opens at 2pm and needs to have a better DJ. This place probably ranks still better than almost all of the smaller bars for talent.

Blue Nile: The crowning jewel of AC is a little tarnished these days. A large bar with seating everywhere. The best looking waitress in AC works here but she wont give anyone the time of day. There are two groups of dancers who dance on a large raised stage. There is an upstairs part with lots of seating and plenty of GRO’s. Most of the hot girls here are the shot girls and the feature dancers. You can barfine the feature dancers but they are required to stay through their 2am sets.

Blue Nile Executive: The drinks are more expensive here and the barfine 100 pisos more but the place is really well kept inside and looks more like an upscale Vegas club. The girls have choreographed routines with outfits. The girls here are pretty much on par with Blue Nile but the girls here are much wilder and there are girls here ready for threesomes. I always have a great time here and have barfined here many times. My favorite bar in AC.

Viper Room: Brand new bar with beautiful decor reminiscent of an American high end strip club, unfortunately the talent is subpar here. This was formerly Cheetah’s and the atmosphere is still the same

Bedrock: Finally went in here with DM one night and had a blast. Girls were not cute but atmosphere great.
Las Vegas: Now owned by Koreans and place is actually revitalized. Some cute spinners here.

Misty’s: Never have so many dancers been put on such a small stage. Seating is limited here so get here early. Talent fluctuates here more than anywhere else so take a peak and judge for yourself.






By Epimetheus on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 - 02:17 pm:  Edit

"There are also many fake cherry girls who come in different forms."

One of my most "cherry"ished memories was two girls with roadmaps of greater Luzon on their bellies and saggy titties that hung a good 6" below where they should have been telling Khun Mor (during his Feb 05 trip) "I'm cherry". Riiiiiiiight. They're cherry and I'm not a pervert...

E

By The Senator on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 - 04:45 pm:  Edit

"The locals here are cocksuckers and no better than the shitbags you see at ..."

Blazers, Tell us how you REALLY feel. I sense you're holding back on us!

Good work!

-S.

By Porker on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 - 11:55 pm:  Edit

Fantastic, comprehensive review Blazers, thanks.

Gotta point out that you missed Dollhouse, however. They have 3 shifts and are open 24 hours. I don't know anything about the graveyard shift, but the daytime talent is decent, and the night-time talent pretty good. Feature dancers there cost a p3000 barfine and are NOT worth it in any way, shape or form. Also gotta be careful about getting soaked for p350 if they bring the girl a bottle of San Mig. Light. But Dollhouse is a HUGE and very nice bar, and it's great to have a place to go on Fields in the mornings.

By Blazers on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 - 01:11 am:  Edit

THey just closed the bar again as of yesterday and this time it may be for good. Dollhouse has been going back and forth with the authorities. I had them listed but removed it.

By Don Marco on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 - 03:46 am:  Edit

"The locals here are cocksuckers and no better than the shitbags you see at Sky Traxx disco."

did a pinoy happen to beat you to some pussy this last trip? :-)


"crazy shit here with girls eating pussy on stage and sucking guys dick in their seats"

it's refreshing to see some bars still know how to take care of business!

By Stateman on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 01:01 pm:  Edit

I liked the dollhouse too. There were actually a few times in the morning that I was catching some sleep but kept getting waken up by the antics going on next door. I got jealous and the only outlet was the dollhouse. The girls are not the best, but when there is nothing else open, no complaints. I do hope the authorities keep this place open.

By Fooledagain1 on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 11:17 pm:  Edit

Blazers, you might want to double check your sources, Dollhouse is still open, just was there a few hours ago.

By Blazers on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 11:39 pm:  Edit

It has opened and closed 4 times in the last two weeks so news about the place is a daily event.

By Merlin on Sunday, September 25, 2005 - 08:23 pm:  Edit

IMO, one thing interesting about the go-gos in AC is that that the bars w/ the hotties change each trip. Gals seem to make lateral moves more so than before, and lots of turnover each trip. Even Blue Nile isn't as consistent as it used to be.


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