Was kicking myself that I didn't have more time in AC this trip. 5 days was simply NOT enough, and when I ended up spending just as much time slumming in Thailand, I was REALLY kicking myself at the end of this trip.

But I DID try and make the most of the AC time. MongerX had tipped me to a MONSTER-titted lass at a bar located at the extreme end of Santos St., and a quick trip over there one afternoon yielded one of the greatest short time experiences of my young life. Those that are put off by the 'red plague' may have never managed to find out. Anyway, CHECK OUT THE TITS on this chick!!!

Photos: Santos Tits 53 54 55 56

Speaking of tits, I went back for more from a girl that owned one of the top 1% of the biggest tits in the known universe. As Epi once said "her tits are BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD!" Add in incredible GFE, and it all adds up to another chorus of "THAT WAS THE BEST 18 BUCKS I EVER SPENT in my LIFE!!!"

Photos: Geckos Tits 57 58

If you're looking for her, she's the doorgirl at Gecko's. If she ain't there, it means that some other dude valued her MONSTROUS RACK a little more highly than you that day.

The next night, my penultimate night in AC, I ended up not barfining anyone until very late at night. A lot has been said on various AC boards about how the pickins' can be slim in AC late at night, but I have usually had VERY good luck at Dirty Duck at all hours of the day. And this trip it came through in a HUGE way for me, as this chick with inSANE cleavage ended up being highly motivated to fuck-me-through-the-mattress in addition to her KILLER body. Again, 18 bucks extremely well spent.

Photos: Dirty Duck Cleavage 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66

My last night in AC started with SEVERE melancholy, despite the fact that I'd had some seVERELY good sex and good times up to that point. I had had an INSANELY good times barhopping with the cherry boys, and was happy to see that they were enjoying my favorite place on Earth the way I predicted that any human would. But I was seVERELY sad that this trip to AC had been so short. While I had enjoyed my time in Thailand and Indo, AC STILL ruled in my book, and I was quite depressed that I would be leaving the next day.

I had a GREAT time my last night, meeting up with Trance, the Manila-based ex-pat who started the www.piadventures.com board, a board that would kick AC2's ass if there was a consistent commitment to providing new material. Trance is a frequent weekend visitor to AC, and his efforts at getting me PLASTERED at an early hour were much appreciated.

After some happy hour boozing at Angel's and Roadhouse, we ended up mid-evening at Nero's, and Trance pretty much hooked me up with a barfine with a waitress that's one of THE hottest girls I have ever had the privilege of sticking my dick in. She started out as a cold-fish princess, and was obviously not impressed by my inebriation, but sobering up and giving her an amazing FOUR ROUNDS of dick in 8 hours (all successful missions), ended up with us on the verge of being 'married'.

I did drunkenly make my best effort at impressing her, dragging the lot of the cherry boys and our entourage over to Blueberry Hill so I could serenade her in front of at least 50 people in the audience. I don't think this fat man has ever sweated more in 4 minutes in my whole life!

I was GAGA for that girl. Nothing like having a girl start out FRIGID and biting her lips with pain, to frig'n SOAKING my bed at Central Park with fluids.


SEE the LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

Of course THAT honeymoon lasted only a couple of weeks before I got the inevitable "I'm shy to YOU, but my fambly, they have problem..." email, inviting me to be a money ko.

And here I though she 'wubbed me wong time'...

I was SO gaga for Nero's girl, that after round 3 (Before breakfast), I invited her to join us on the trip to NAIA and even offered to pay her barfine to ensurte that she would make that trip.

But in one of the ONLY incidents involving Central Park Hotel that didn't strike as worship at my JOCK, I was informed that the 'dry-bear' taking us to MNL was scheduled to wait for a return pick-up to AC and couldn't take my mahal-du-jour back home. I was LIVID! We were paying $40 U.S. for the vanride to AC, and that wasn't ENOUGH to get my GF back home? AAAAARRGH!!!

Of course the new fave didn't fail to remind me that I had promised to pay her barfine that last day despite the fact that she lucked out and didn't have to make the trip to MNL after all! Aah, gotta love them 'sweet' AC girls!!!

Photos: Nero's Goddess 67 68 69 70

"But I was seVERELY sad that this trip to AC had been so short. While I had enjoyed my time in Thailand and Indo, AC STILL ruled in my book, and I was quite depressed that I would be leaving the next day. "


The bar hops and countless GFEs ALWAYS make for memorable occasions! On many a trip to AC, I found myself awakening on the last day and calling the airlines trying to push back my departure date... Feeling as though one is KING of the town is a hard feeling to find anywhere else... LoS included.

DM, I think anyone that has ever been anywhere in SEA 'gets' what I'm referring to here: One day you're neck-deep in teenaged hotties begging for more DICK, the NEXT you're at the airport lounge waiting to return home to the land of high-speed internet and daily SPAM emails that for a mere GRAND, you can return to LBFM paradise, should the powers-that-be at the salt mine allow you to return.

I'd mortgage my SOUL right now to even return to THAILAND! I'd throw YOURS in in a package deal if I could arrange to actually return to AC!

hideous

Feeling as though one is KING of the town is a hard feeling to find anywhere else... LoS included.


Ahhh But when you ARE KING of Bangkok- it makes being King of AC pale by comparison !!

"Feeling as though one is KING of the town is a hard feeling to find anywhere else... LoS included."

I'd say I'm king of Pattaya... well at least Soi 6 and a few gogos on Walking Street. Wouldn't you agree?

E

KM and EP, pardon Porker's expression, but your both HIGH. There is no comparision. Porker-- you hear that?

As for you Ep on Soi 6, depends if I'm with you or not ;)

LD-- hideous? very profound. I found Nero's girl quite attractive. Now back to the real question, if he had a great time, who gives a rat's ass?

I don't know, DM--I haven't seen you in action in Pattaya yet. But I HAVE seen Epi, and so if you think you're serious competition, I CAN'T WAIT to see your moves. Very entertaining, I must say.

When you hear, where's mahhhk" they ain't askin' bout ole tidster ;)

More to the point tho, being TREATED KINGLY has nothing to do with groping and one's moves... it's hard to explain... I suspect there are those who know what I'm talking about and those who don't...

DM

Of course for you there's no comparison. You gotta be the King to enjoy all the fruits !

You can keep your Kingdom of AC. After all someone has to be second best.

I'll continue to rule my territory of Bangkok, a city loaded with several hundred thousand gorgeous spinners ,and have absolutely no regrets or second thoughts.

You're right - I'm high.

You will have to settle for ruling over maybe 20-30 gorgeous girls , perhaps 200 doables, and countless ricebellied butterballs for your GFE's.

Who's high ??

hideous

You think so? Three of those girls had pretty damned close to FANTASTIC bodies, although Nero's girl did her best not to show it off. One was a chubby girl with giant tits that if you put into the mix in Adelitas in TJ would be making 1000 bucks a night. You might win calling some 'buttah faces', but from your comment, you'd think they were DOGS or something, and they most assuredly were NOT. Also, none of those girls is over 21, all fanTASTIC lays.

Can't show it here, but ALL also looked a LOT better with MY DICK IN THEIR MOUTH.

If you are doing better than that, anywhere on Earth, you are a pretty lucky dude. And I am confident that you're truly a man of refined taste. Uh huh.

Easy to be a critic shooting from behind cover, though, ain't it?

KM, Epi, DM, you're ALL god's gift to bargirls. Congrats. You have all done Western Union proud!

Boy this thread took a turn that I wouldn't have guessed. I'll try to be more explicit...

I commented directly about Porker's feelings about leaving AC as it relates to his TR. Why does LoS have to enter every discussions? I certainly didn't intend for this to become a AC vs. LoS post and think that those debates have worn out their welcome.

KM: I stand by my point 100% and while there may be 100* more spinners in BKK ( comment: I'm loooking forward to seeing all these spinners dying to please me) really has nothing to do with it. What I commented on was the perception that while in AC one gets rolled out the red carpet and does what he wants when he wants for the most part without mortgaging the farm. That is fact, or at least from my viewpoint historically. The 'your high' comment wasn't related to the # of girls in one's roost... Just how much would it cost to satisify your every urge whenever you wanted in BKK? I don't think I could afford it personally and my budget is fairly healthy... And if i did, the boys in brown may pose some headaches.

Pattaya king? Hard to imagine that possibility with the #'s going through... It's not to say one cannot have a great time as I clearly do. High end gogos are operating more on taking a # and waiting in line for hotties.

Now KM, if i'm somewhere for a week, I would love to have 30 gorgeous girls at my beck and call-- sounds like a dream come true!!


Porker: Are you implying that we are not?

Porker is the last poster who will be silenced by other mongers piling on. However, let's remember there are probably hundreds if not thousands of potential trip report writer and photo contributors who will read this. I know I want to see fresh reports, pics, and perspectives from all venues.

The fact is one of the great and ultra-addictive highs of our pursuits is the enjoyment of sitting on the throne and wearing your crown, no matter where your kingdom lies. I am as guilty as anyone, but sometimes our enthusiasm to share the special flavor of the sitting on our throne, or that of a newly experienced local backfires as we hate on other thrones.


I just want to thank Porker for continuing to contribute reports and pics and offer one reaction.

but ALL also looked a LOT better with MY DICK IN THEIR MOUTH.


This is a universal truth, all women look better with my dick in their mouth. Hallelujah

I wasnt trying to break your balls, I just havent seen any asian girls I like really especially these ones, but I also know these bitches dont photograph all that well

yeah I just looked again and I stand by my original post, I have had girls equally as bad , just didnt pay them or travel half way around the world to do it , but hey my taste isnt everyones taste , enjoy baby

Well Larry David, hate to curb your enthusiasm but I just looked at a couple of the Brazilian pics you posted and more than a handful of the girls that you fucked are ugly fucking cows. One girl looked like an overweight ladyboy from your Termas selection and another girl had more rolls than a Filipino bakery. A couple other of your "runway" girls not ony are buttah faces, they define the term. Now how is that for honesty.

If that's your taste in women, then get your ass back to Brazil and pay good riel to vacas I wouldnt fuck for free in the US.

Not bad Blazers... you made me proud. Now fly around the world in order to toss back a few beers with me and search for some cows!

Don't mind Blazers, LD--he's just trying to be nice.

If you want to see some Asian girls that attract you, check out my pictures from Indonesia--even Blazers liked them.

alot of those girls I didnt bang, but thanks. If you read the report you will see, I agree by the way , those girls your talking about are pretty gross, dont really know which runway ladies you mean but they arent even putas anyway, I hope you arent offended because the asians dont do it for me , brazileiras rule

"If you want to see some Asian girls that attract you, check out my pictures from Indonesia"


just avoid the rest ;)

Are Don Marco and Blazers the same person with two different handles, I mean there's such similarity in their posts....

"Are Don Marco and Blazers the same person with two different handles, I mean there's such similarity in their posts...."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

E

LOL!

LOL!