Well, today was a busy one. As I was standing out in front of the Dynasty having a morning coffee, I notice this guy from the Dynasty coffee shop making trips across to the Internet cafe and returning with cappucinos. He gets back to the Dynasty side curb and sees a piece of paper litter on the sidewalk. balancing the tray in one hand, he spends almost a full minute trying to kick this piece of paper off the sidewalk. The breeze keeps blowing it around, and he is obviously frustrated. Finally he gets it inot the gutter. He goes inside the hotel....the wind blows it back onyto the sidewalk. A few minutes later he makes another trip over for a cappucino. As her returns, he spies the offensive little piece of paper back on the sidewalk and again spends a ridiculous amount of time and effort kicking it back into the curb all the while balancing the coffee tray in one hand. It never even occured to him to pick it up and throw it away. Only in BKK

Bahtman and I had breakfast at the Bus Stop and then went over to MERY massage. It was my first time in a BKK massage place, and the fish bowl was impressive. There were about 30 gals in the bowl and then about 15 uber hotties sitting outside on a bleacher type set up to the left of the bowl. The first thing I noticed was that the girls all had really white skin. I would later find that there are some lighting tricks being used here as they gal I selected was very white in the bowl, but much darker once we were in the room. Anyway, I selected a gal named Wan (#101). We went to the room, ordered a drink and stripped down while she filled the oversized tub. She had me lay in the tub and she washed me thoroughly from head to to, even taking the time to use a little scub brush on my feet and nails. it was totally relaxing. After about 45 minutes of sheer pleasure, we moved up to the bed. A great effort at BBBJ and several positions before finishing in reverse misssionary. A nice massage followed including a great calf and foot massage. I felt like a wet noodle when she was done. The two hours cost 1600bt and I threw her a purple for the great job, so about 2100 bt total. It was a great experience. I will definately go back.

MERY Massage Club
3138 Petchburi Rd.
Near the Ekanni Expressway

Next we headed over to the Soi 7 Beer Bar and had a great bowl of Hungarian Goulash and a fair Cheeseburger. We wandered down to Soi Cowboy and looked around. It was around 7 pm and the clubs were jsut starting to get into gear, so we bar hopped a bit, and then headed back to NEP. In AW, I met a little spinner named Wei. She stood about 4 foot nothing and 75 lbs dripping wet. She was quite affectionate, passed the interview quite well, and was really hot to trot. I paid her BF and we went back to the room. She turned out to be a hot toss. Great DFK, BBBJ and many positions. We were really enjoying ourselves and she had a couple of o's of her own which only seemed to make her even more animated. We finished in reverse missionary and showered. She would only let me get away with a mediocre quality face pic. 1500 bt.

Photo: Wei 08

After she left, I was a bit tired, but still twitching so I went over to Lólita's for a nightcap. Had a gal named Na. She was a trooper. She was obviously tired from a long shift and it was near closing, but she gave it her all anyway and although it had only been about an hour since my last nut, I was able to pop again after about 45 minutes. I slept soundly when I got back to the room.

Hey Val, great high quality images man! Keep 'em coming and I'm pleased you had a great time with "WEI" from Angel Witch. She's hot!

With Val posting his trip report now it's literally almost as it happens. This is the closest thing to a "live" report, which keeps the freshness and pace moving. Unique style and approach to on-the-scene reporting and I have to say very unselfish of you Val. I'm sure the masses reading your excellent trip reports are relishing every posting. Thanks buddy!

Hey Val, you and Bahtman have certainly covered some ground in terms of being CH mongers who are "deep in the bush!" You guys have visited loads of places in a very short space of time. Onward into battle you veteran mongers, there's no rest for the wicked!

I have to agree with Dave, as I always look forward to Val's reporting. You can always rely on him to provide very detailed, informative and amusing reports. Club Hombre should be paying this guy's salary for his outstanding reporting!!

BTW.....he is also a good friend of mine and a very cool guy to hang with!

Hey Val....Sorry I missed you on your layover in Chicago, as it would have been nice to catch up with you on a few things! I just arrived home yesterday from a business trip and recd your message.

Look forward to the rest of your report.....

Nice photography Val, and great reporting as usual.

I cancelled my Thai trip in November and will be in Rio instead. I'm coming to Thailand over Xmas, so I thought I'd mix it up. It looks like we will overlap by 1 day in Rio. I arrive on the 19th. Let's hook up.

MERY, now that's a new one for me. If they truly had 15 gorgeous superstars, and the fishbowl price was only 1600, I will have to give it a try in a couple months!
Thanks for the report.

When you go to the massage parlors. The girls who are in the fish bowl, are there hotter ones to one side, or are they all just mixed up? Thanks for the report val, it makes me want asian azz more...