This report is long overdue, but I’ve scarcely been at home since my June/July month-long excursion to Angeles, Bangkok, Pattaya, and back to Angeles. It was great to catch up with MongerX, Hippie, Porker & Merlin – fine fellows all - in AC, and I had the best intentions of connecting with Epi in Thailand, but he left Bangkok for Pattaya the day I left Pattaya for Bangkok, and timing is everything. Surprisingly, I cut short that trip to get back to Angeles, where I was seduced by dramas being played out.

The lads have amply (and admirably) documented their adventures, so, rather than giving a redundant blow-by-blow, I offer additional photos and a brief overlay on evolving trends.
Photo: My Boyfriend's Back

1. Kokomo’s Wet T-Shirt and Dance Contest is the bomb!

Where else can you jump in a pool filled with 50 half-naked dolls all hotted-up by erotic competition and free-flowing liquor? Sure, maybe at a private party in Hollywood, but regardless of your real-world options, this affair (food-drink-and-grope-included) is a spectacular value in fun and research.

Biggest gripe about the summer event, about whose benefits my compatriots have so thoroughly ejaculated in the chat section, was the introduction of purchaseable ladies’ drinks. An apparent profit-padding device for the participating bars, its redundance offended the promise of all-in admission, particularly since the girls could already drink as much as they wanted for free.

Anyway, the Contest as we knew it may be a thing of the past. The most recent was abruptly cancelled without explanation, with a substitute offering of considerable promise: Mo invited 50 girls for an informal pool party with FREE ADMISSION! The ladies’ drink policy would make more sense in this scenario.

But alas! This latest was rained out, so the next event at Kokomo’s pool will be a whole new adventure. Watch this space for details.

2. Cell phones are useful but not essential.

Sure, all the girls have them, and, if you’re clever, you can save some money by finagling discounted trysts before or after regular work hours. But remember, Angeles and its denizens act on the sperm of the moment, and (trust me) promises were made to be broken. If you get all hung up on trying to schedule, sure as shootin’, most of your plans will fall through. But so what? There’s always another club next door, and another girl… or three. Too many fish in sea!
Photo: Winchester 3-pack
Photo: MX Fans

Just for the sake of perspective, let us not forget that in Angeles the club owners have gone to considerable lengths to recruit and retain girls, and in so doing have done most of the work for us. Barfining is remarkably elegant in its simplicity and cost-effectiveness. Blow Row and Club Rio offer diversity, and hybrid arrangements at perimeter bars bridge the gap, so you don’t really need to get hung up on playing the system – it will probably be more trouble than it’s worth.

3. Skirts are in.

And it’s about time! Jeans have been de rigeur in Angeles for altogether too long. Curiously, bargirls who wear next to nothing at work dress relatively modestly on the street, typically traveling in pairs and averting their gaze.
Photo: Field Ave
That is, unless you break the ice – but that’s another subject to explore at another time.

In Angeles, as elsewhere, fashion prevails, and short skirts have finally become the rage in Philippines.
Photo: Turning Japanese
Enjoy this new public show of flesh while you can! Pelvic bone-revealing lowriders may still be a long way off, given the typical filipina’s disdain for sit-ups (or, for that matter, any exercise beyond dancing and fucking.)

4. Koreans are in greater evidence.

Tourism Board statistics confirm that Korea is poised to overtake Japan at #2. How does this impact Angeles? We will set aside for the moment two fundamental rules: you get in trouble when you generalize, and there’s no accounting for taste. Japanese and Koreans (coincidentally, like me) typically like ‘em slender and pretty.
Photo: C'mon In
They also (unlike me) typically don’t mind spending more for less.

The positive impact (at least for those who share my taste) is that money speaks, and if money wants slender and cute, that’s who will come to work in Angeles.
Photo: Blue Nile Cutie
The downside is that, for economic or other reasons, some girls sniff at non-Asian customers. I’ve heard bargirls say (swear to god!) that they will only barfine Japanese because they have smaller dicks. More likely they believe they’ll get bigger tip for smaller demand, so don’t get yer panties in a twist about a left-handed compliment. Whether these biases are ethically or statistically justifiable doesn’t really matter much. One of the great things about Angeles is that we get to pick and choose, and they do, too.

5. Angeles is easy. Thailand is another story.

That is, regarding the katooey situation. On my trip to Bangkok last August, I regarded remarkable simulations with bemusement, but on this trip, their ubiquity seemed more annoying. Girly boys now work as doorgirls and bargirls in some of the supposedly all-girl Bangkok and Pattaya go-gos.

To each his own, but when I’m out drinking and whoring, I prefer not to have to second-guess. It’s just not as much fun. There were times in both Thai towns when I really couldn’t tell for sure, short of physically checking, and elected to move on.

My biggest bummer was the absolutely, positively centerfold (model face, enhanced breasts, tiny waist) in Bangkok who was so too good to be true that, while deep within her (I hope) reproductive (I hope) tract, I found myself wondering how much was real and how much it was medically possible to fabricate. Tell me that doesn’t take the edge off!

OK, maybe it was all in my head, but I couldn’t wait to get back to good ol’ AC, where a girl is a girl and the devil take the hindmost.
Photo: Talented
Photo: Guess Who?
Photo: Really?
Photo: Tease
Photo: Edelweiss
Photo: Shy
Photo: Sleepy
Photo: Even More Shy
Photo: On Top
Photo: Pocahontas
Photo: Try Bangkok
Photo: Squaring Off
Photo: Pint-sized Pattayan
Photo: Drying Off

Hey Tujunga! Great read here and thanks for bring back some outstanding warm & fuzzy memories of that trip :-)

I can still recall each time we hooked up, you did manage to have a different cute and slender du jour on your arm. Where the heck did you find so many? Your heat seeking abilities are quite impressive.

We gotta make effort to hook up again in our favorite playground.

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My biggest bummer was the absolutely, positively centerfold (model face, enhanced breasts, tiny waist) in Bangkok who was so too good to be true that, while deep within her (I hope) reproductive (I hope) tract, I found myself wondering how much was real and how much it was medically possible to fabricate. Tell me that doesn’t take the edge off!

Before reading your post I scanned the pics and thought Squaring Off sure has broad shoulders, small hips and a butt that wasn't shaped like the average Thai girl. Is this your "mystery girl"? BTW, does it REALLY matter? She was hot enough to get you to take her back to the room and you weren't nudging "her" cock outta the way to get to the goodies. As long as you had a good time and blew load it's all good...

Looks like you had fun in SEA. My guess is you'll be back soon? Hopefully we can hook up next time out there.

E

Nice work. makes me want to pack my bags and jump on the next plane out of here. AZ

Merlin –

Thanks for the kind words, but really, talk about the pot calling the kettle…! You were always surrounded by a tornado of compliant lasses, and always had one absolute gem at its epicenter. And, more importantly, you always seemed to be extracting every possible ounce of enjoyment. I too look forward to reconnecting. Thanksgiving week?

Epi –

See, even you’re doing it! Nope, not that one. Sadly, I didn’t have my camera, since we went to a ST hotel at Nana. All I got were some fuzzy cellphone pix that won’t download to computer (my only gripe so far with Razr as travel phone – oh, except when, on my last night in Angeles, I walked into a cart on the street while trying to read a text message, and almost put out an eye. Lesson to the troops: pull over before using cellphone!)

And I should add that if the beauty in question had indeed been medically rebuilt, her surgeon should be awarded a Nobel piece prize (pun intended). But the whole point is that I was even thinking about it at what should have been a pretty great moment.

You’re right, though, about both the fun and the being back soon. Have to admit, the siren call is strong – my next trip to SEA will be my 4th this year, and I’m already planning for Chinese New Year.

‘Tis a pity we missed each other. Maybe if you’re in the neighborhood in late November.

(Message edited by tujunga on October 27, 2005)

Hey Tujunga

You know, that picture does look like she's holding her cock!! Hahahahaha!! Just bustin' your balls.

Still, you gotta admit, while there are some SCARY lookin' basketball and football players with fake titties standing out in front of NEP there's more then a few that you just can't tell. I've got a friend that's a postop working in one of the Nana gogos. The ONLY one to pick "her" outta the lineup was a buddy that I told ahead of time that someone on stage was not what they seemed...

E

Tujunga, that one babe you had at Champagne was to die for, grass is always greener.....It would awesome to hook up again. I'm ticketed for Indonesia but am trying mightily to make a quick stopover to the Phils. I'll keep you posted.

Hey it was quite the pleasure meeting you and your friend. And boy oh boy what an unbelievable blast we had in the pool at the Kokomoz party. The Stampede girls sure entertained us well. Well I see you hooked up with a certain Touch of Ass girl who I agree is quite talented, however I would not reccomend repeating with that one. She has given me some real psycho problems. Oh yeah you better hope her "boyfriend" doesn't rat you for posting her pics here like he did me. Whoever you are -- Thanks Ass Hole.

On a sad note: The girl on top in the "MX fans" picture name was Christina. She was an absolute sweetheart. Tragically, she died about month ago from having a pregnancy in her fallopin tubes.

Anyway, I hope our paths cross again as it was a real pleasure to monger with you.
Hopefully someday we will be able to

E –

What’s the postop’s name, and which club? (Paranoia? What do you mean by that?! ;)


Merlin –

You shoulda seen the one that got away! And I hope to soon.


Mx –

That is quite a shock about Christina. When we blow into town, it’s all fun & games with the gals, and easy to discount their real-life trials and tribulations.

As for the psycho reference, in spades: spent one athletic night with her and got countless jealous texts.

It’s amazing that a girl will cheerfully describe as her boyfriend a guy who comes to see her once a year, during which pilgrimage takes a week off to philander. Hope springs eternal.

Mx, you were the 1st hombre I met, and I couldn’t have asked for a finer intro to the community. The pool party was a revelation, and getting together with you & the lads was great. Thanks again for your earlier counsel re layovers in Singapore, which I may soon revisit.

My easygoing buddy to whom you refer is a font of PI experience, having lived for several years in Cebu, and frequented Clark/Angeles for two decades.

Does anybody know: Is Hippie healing? Enjoyed our conversations, sorry to hear of his misfortune.

I saw Hippie a few weeks ago in AC, he was healing up but still getting around on crutches. He seemed to be enjoying himslf quite a bit and in good spirits.

Re Psyho girl. Shit, and I thought I was special and only I got the jealous psycho treatment! Oh well I guess I will survive.

Wow MX, that's a damned shame about Christina. What a shock, she was always real fun to hang with.

Glad to hear Hippie did well, if he was in the States, he could make a killing suing businesses for violating the Americans w/Disability Acts. Those bars are not accessible and friendly even towards physically fit mongers.

Tujunga, about pscyho gal, I agree w/MX. I've witnessed her being quite the onery one to mongers and other gals in AC.

Tujunga, great report, and it was nice meeting you this past summer. I tend to agree with Merlin, I didn't see you with too many losers while I was there.

Enjoy the next rides!