The Thai Air flight was delayed a bit, cramped and almost unBEARABLY hot, as if the air-con was busted or something. If I ever had a long-haul flight like that I’d probably never fly again.
Things got even MORE fun when we arrived to huge crowds waiting in the immigration lines. The late arrival ended up coinciding with other arriving flights from all over the region. I had never waited more than 10 minutes at Thai immigration before, and this time it took nearly an hour.
And then our friends at Thai Air lost one of USB’s bags… Aaaargh! Didn’t they know Nana Plaza closed early? Actually, maybe they did and delighted in torturing us!
We waited a good hour to see if they could find the bag, and they didn’t. After we FINALLY decided to head to the hotel and end the flight/airport nightmare, USB got a call saying that the bag would be delivered to him ASAP. Meanwhile, it was well after 1 AM when we arrived at Dynasty Inn, after originally figuring that we’d arrive no later than 11:30, which would have left a little time to hit Nana Plaza and see the ‘sights’. They didn’t have three rooms in the new wing in back, so I got stuck in an older room overlooking Soi 4, which didn’t seem too awfully bad to me, though by that point in the evening, I was happy just to have a room at all!
With the only thing left to do being to hit the Nana Hotel parking lot, we headed down to try our luck. While some guys SWEAR BY that place, I have always been extremely disappointed by both the available pickins’ there, and by the ones showing any apparent interest in ME. And this night wasn’t too different: Plenty of lady boys, an elephant, an annoying beggar kid, tons of actual females well past their sell-by date. A bizarre scene, and not one that made my dick jump in my pants.
Of course after the marathon boning session from the night before, I was probably quite fucked out.
I did end up seeing two girls that got my attention in a hurry right as Woodway was making his deal to head back to the room after haggling a bit with a girl that was asking for 1200 baht for short time.
Talking to the two cuties I saw, I quickly found out that only one was interested in fucking (the other was loyal to her Brit boyfriend. Aww…), and she also was sticking to her guns for 1200 baht. I was eager to just hook up and LEAVE so I told her that 1200 was OK if she made me VERY happy.
But there was a small problem: She lived far away with her friend, and her friend didn’t want to go home alone or wait alone. I quickly offered to have the friend join in, and that 1200 baht for each of them was no problem. But the friend really WAS apparently being true to her BF and declined. She DID, however, cheerfully agree to come wait in my room.
The girls were hungry, so we walked down and got some street food to take back to the room. They ate while I showered, then I relaxed on the bed listening to a hilarious conversation between the friend and her boyfriend while ‘my’ girl showered. She miss him mak mak and she just waiting for her friend in farang room. Eventually I was put on the phone to talk to the guy, and he seemed to be having fun with it all.
When my hired help got out of the shower, she started directly on a pretty good bbbj while her friend gave a little play by play to her BF on the phone! She even came over and put the phone up to the action so the guy could get some audio! Now THAT’S girlfriend material!
Even with the aid of a boner biscuit I couldn’t get fully hard, however, probably due to all the activity earlier in the day in AC. This wasn’t helped when she insisted on a condom and put it on.
I did manage to bang away for a good 15-20 minutes or so before getting a little bored. I whined a little about the friend joining in, trying to save a sinking mission, but she again assured me she wasn’t interested for any amount.
My girl tried some more head and then another condom, but told me that the clock was running and that I needed to finish. At that point I did my best to bang her as hard as I could (with a half limp dick! DAMMIT!) before ripping off the condom and heading to the shower in obvious displeasure. YEAH my cock was probably quite exhausted, but IMO the girl hadn’t made much more than a cursory effort to please me either.
Hoping to avoid any more negativity, I gave the girl the full 1200 agreed upon, but laughed at her when she asked for taxi money in addition. She whined about that, saying that since it was now raining heavily their transportation options were limited. I told her they could go whine in the elevator, and headed off to sleep.
Apparently my girl made the best of things after she left my room as I saw her exiting the hotel the next morning when I headed out to check the internet! She gave me a huge smile when I wagged my finger at her, and it was nice to know that there were no hard feelings on her part for my little tantrum when I hadn’t finished the night before.
With the whole day in front of me in Bangkok, I did some of my favorite things to do there. Having breakfast at Bus Stop on Soi 4 (now re-located) was a highlight as usual. There was just something about the lush garden setting in the middle of the Bangkok bustle that I really liked. Add in the food, the great waitresses, some morning beer… I’m gonna miss that place!
While USB and Woodway made a run to MBK in the afternoon, I went for a massage at the place on Sukhumvit near the Top Inn where Epi had taken me to on my first morning in BKK. Don’t remember much about the girl’s looks or much about the massage quality, but it was SOOOO relaxing that I fell asleep on several occasions. The girl offered a handjob and ended up accepting an extra 500 baht on top of the massage fee for tugging on my joint and giggling for a good 15 minutes before I shot my jism into her palms. All in all, a pleasant way to spend a couple hours out of the mid-day heat!
I stopped in to say hi to an old friend of Epi’s and ended up getting browbeaten into taking her to eat after she finished work. As I had a couple hours to kill before doing that, though, I headed to the patio at Morning Night and watched a bit of the late afternoon parade of bargirls arriving to work. Yet another guilty pleasure in BKK, though it was hard to fully enjoy things that day as I knew I was leaving at dawn the next day.
When the stomach started rumbling I figured I couldn’t wait any longer to eat, so I headed across Soi 4 to a street food vendor who was cooking up some damned good smelling soup. The person in front of me got a big bowl that looked good, so I just pointed and said I wanted ‘that’. The guy got a big goofy smile and said “spicy!”. I got all macho and said “HIT ME, BIG BOY”! And HIT ME he did!
Now I am no pussy when it comes to eating spicy food, and I have taken some of the best Mexico has to offer and gone back for seconds. But DUDE the shit he served me was HOT. A rather cute girl at a nearby table saw me turning beet red and took a little pity on me and came back with a couple glasses of water. Purified spring water, I’m sure…
I thanked her and she soon joined me with an equally cute ‘sister’, and they were taking turns drinking shots from a flask-sized bottle of Thai whiskey. They insisted that I do some shots with them. I stopped after two, but they kept at it, and the girl that had fetched me the water started professing how gorgeous I was! What’s the old saying, candy’s dandy…
They ended up getting ANOTHER bottle of whiskey, and ultimately I ended up paying 100 baht for the two bottles. But for a good hour’s worth of entertainment I didn’t complain. The whole time I figured I was going to have the first girl come to my room with me, assuming she didn’t pass out first, and possibly for free. But in the end they said that they HAD TO GO TO WORK and demanded that I stop by their first floor bar (on the left side as you enter NEP, not far past Big Dogs) and see them there. While I certainly didn’t mind paying 50 baht for a bottle of whiskey, buying lady drinks for alkies like THESE didn’t seem to be a good idea at ALL. So I begged off after dropping them off at the door.
By this time it was close to the time to meet Epi’s friend for dinner, and we ended up at Pizza Hut, which she remembered from the last time I’d been guilted into taking her out. She was bragging quite a bit about all the traveling she had been doing and talked about heading to Singapore on Air Asia soon. As their marketing slogan says, indeed now EVERYONE can fly.
After dinner and a short nap, I headed down to Nana Plaza with USB and Woodway and we hit a couple of bars before ending up at one of the Rainbow bars on the first floor. I haven’t spent enough time in NEP to really comment on the quality of the various bars, but there sure was a LOT of hot pussy in that particular Rainbow bar. I was a little worried about sticker shock in there, but figured it was my last night, and there was no use being cheap as taking the money I had left home with me wouldn’t serve much purpose.
Woodway ended up with a girl on his lap that he was going back and forth about barfining, balking when she was asking for 2K for her for short time, making it a total of 2600 baht, well over 60 bucks. Compared to U.S. prices, a bargain, no doubt, but we’d just come back from Angeles, and had hit the Nana parking lot the night before, so 2600 baht seemed like a lot to both of us.
While following that little soap opera, a girl that had been staring at me onstage wound up standing right in front of me smiling, and was apparently in no hurry to leave though I made little effort to engage her. I prefer to pick my girls in bars rather than have them invite themselves over.
But this one quickly grew on me, and she was cute with a pretty nice body. Eventually I got to feeling it up which led to some decent wood popping up, and this chick had just SCREAMED great attitude to me since she had wound up in front of me. When Woodway decided he was indeed pulling the trigger, I figured “what the heck” and did the same.
And was damned glad I did. My Rainbow girl was exceedingly affectionate, and we were making out in the elevator on the way to the room. After showering together and getting a little head in the shower, it was back to more GFE on the bed, some mutual oral, and then after slapping on the trusty rubber, banging and banging and banging. NO shortage of wood TONIGHT! Rest had surely helped, but so did her attitude.
I STILL couldn’t finish however, and eventually decided to call it quits and took off the condom and just laid there cuddling with her.
Eventually we started kissing again and she went down on me again, and I started rubbing her pussy, then started humping her, and the next thing you know, I was pumping away a mile a minute and she was apparently really hot for it. She did ask that I not cum inside. To say that things felt ‘a bit different’ without the rubber would be an enormous understatement.
After I shot about a half-liter of jizz all over her belly, we headed to the shower where we started to make out again. I stayed wrapped in a towel when she started dressing, and she seemed very surprised when I put two 1K bills under her purse when she was about ready to go. Maybe she thought I was going to be ‘cheap’ with her like Woodway was with the girl next to us, and while I had indeed originally planned to give her 1500, I thought she had earned the extra. As a thank you she dropped to her knees and started blowing me again and told me she wanted ‘more’, but I swear, I was really fucked out and told her ‘next time’. We made out for a couple minutes more before she finally left.
Always nice to end a trip with a winner!
Woodway and I headed home in the morning, and I got my second upgrade on the trip for the leg to Taipei, which was pretty damned sweet. Inter-Asia upgrades and lounge access may keep me flying China Air for a long time even though their free ticket policies pretty much SUCK.
The trip home from LAX was on Southwest to San Antonio where I took a van shuttle to the bus station to catch a bus home to Mexico. NOT the most convenient commute in the world, but what’s an Asian puki addict gonna do?
Overall this spring break trip was a little bittersweet. I had some GREAT times, but getting sick in the middle REALLY sucked, (and I don’t think I ever fully kicked the hacking cough that I got until just a couple months ago, as it would come back every time I drank heavily, something I’ve been known to do once in awhile!), I’d had only a VERY short time in both Batam and Angeles City, and I remembered the poor choices and poor sessions more than the AWESOME but all-too-brief episodes with Britannic girl in Batam, Nero’s girl in AC and Rainbow girl in BKK.
There was only ONE thing to do about THAT:
COMING SOON – Porker goes AWOL at work 3 weeks later to fly to the PI!
