Preface

First off, I have to always start off by thanking guys like Moondog, Ezy, et. al and others that paved the way...so to speak for the rest of us. Sometimes guys don't like sharing information due to their perceived fear of everyone else and their brother going to that destination and "raising" prices. I've never bought into that argument. Life is to short to worry about if prices will rise next year or the year after. To me, life is about living for today, being the best person you can be and sharing information that will make others happy.

I took my first trip to Buenos Aires in May. I really fell in love with the city. I didn't post a detailed report because I posted my exploits on another message board. Reflecting back I probably should have also posted to this board. However, I posted many of my photos here which I think was valuable to many of the members of Club Hombre.

On that trip I was very lucky that I was able to spend two weeks with one of my best friends and I also had the good fortune to meet up with guys like Sakebomb who I had a good time with.

Last trip I didn't have my digital camera which was very unfortunate because my last roll of film (36 exposures) the film lab claimed to have "lost". I was furious because I know I had some great pictures of some hotties on it. Most of the girls I asked allowed me to take photos of them. A few of them didn't let me or masked their faces.

Since returning from my last trip I immediately started taking Spanish lessons. My Spanish is still bad but it's good enough to communicate every day with chicas online and on the phone. I talk to a few girls I met last trip via instant messenger, webcam and telephone. I'd consider myself a very friendly guy. Last trip I met some normal girls too. I also signed up for amigos.com more or less to practice my spanish and meet a few cuties.

Since signing up for that site I've received no less than 70 emails from chicas all over Latin America. Granted some are dog ugly but some are totally hot. In fact, I got one email from a girl I have been corresponding for months with. She is very sweet, innocent and gorgeous. I'm not gonna give her screen name so please don't ask. However, UWPhoto has seen some pictures of her and can verify she is hot. The reason I mention this is to let members know there are tons of girls in Buenos Aires available if you have time to invest in it. Personally I'd rather stick with the play to pay girls. It's much easier. This hot girl wanted me to meet her parents this trip and I of course was not up for it. I had to eventually lie and tell her my trip got cancelled. No time this trip to get stuck with a novia. Maybe in December. The saddest part of that was getting an email from her the other day that said, "no soy importante para vos y esto me hace triste". (I am not important to you and this makes me sad). Ouch.

I've been talking to UWPhoto online, emails and on the phone for months. He was planning yet another trip down here and asked me to come. At first I couldn't. I probably shouldn't be down here because work is very busy but I went to Priceline.com and they accepted my offer so I was forced to come down..ha, ha.

I'm actually typing this the day before my trip. More to follow...

I arrived this morning and I´m already exhausted. I only slept about 3 hours on the plane but that didn´t stop me. Moondog told me about a great girl, Sandy (girl number 9 on escorts-argentina). I´m glad i listened to him. The day before I arrived I called her and actually had a 20 minute conversation with her..she was really funny.

I was set to get in at 9:30 AM so I scheduled an 11:30 appointment with her. She promised to show up. I had no reason to doubt her. I got in this morning. By the time I got out of the shower it was 11:15 AM and she was already at my hotel!! Talk about punctual.

I was really happy she was hot and better than pictures. She is from Peru originally. Says she is 24 years old. She had great natural breasts and a great body. I took tons of pictures....(albeit clothed). I´ll post when i return. She was super GFE with me. We talked and laughed a lot together. She stayed 2 hours for a negotiated rate of 200 pesos but i ended up giving her more. I didn´t have pesos and paid in dollars and she seemed to have trouble converting.....at first she wanted $80 or $90 US...when i exchanged the rate was 3.58...she still had trouble until i got out my calcultor for her to figure herself. Pay in pesos! It´s much easier. She told me she also works at Cutty Sark if you´re interested.

The weather today is cold. Earlier in the week it was very warm. It´s in the upper 40´s today. I just changed $700 US at the casa de cambio near the Etoile hotel. The rate was 3.58. I was supposed to hook up with UWPhoto but he is with Latasian i think. He was supposed to also have a 11:30 session but not sure if she showed up or not.

It´s about 3:15 PM and I think I´m gonna go call another internet girl. God i love this city. I also really like Art Suites. I took pictures and will post when i return.

After my session with Sandy..someone this girl i met at Playwoman last trip and talk with frequently called my room. I was very shocked since i never told her i was staying here for sure. I gave her a list of hotels so she must have called them all. She offered to come over for free but i passed. She is a little mentally unstable. (UWPhoto knows her too...she is potential stalker material so i won´t even take her offered freebie).

I´m gonna go eat then get another session then get ready for tonight. Probably will go out with UWPhoto and Latasian.

P.S. Thanks again Moondog. Sandy was sweet. I hope it´s ok that i mentioned you told me she was sweet. She remembered you! This goes to show you if you´re a good guy the chicas will remember you. I only mentioned your first name and the hotel you stayed and she remembered you. I´ll email with you privately when i return.

Godfather....Sandy looks like a babe. Glad you enjoyed yourself with her in MY room at Art Suites....

I hope your amigos.com chica isn't the blonde abodoga (lawyer) I have been emailing for months....


enjoy

Don Coleon, how is your Art Suites room comparing to my suite at the Etoile? Mucha mejor? How far is your walk to PW or Newport?
Oye, que paso con tu amigo, el abogado? Por que no esta contigo?

What is the name of the girl from Plawoman? I'll be there in October, and she sounds like someone to avoid no matter how hot she may be.

You bastard! I put a pic of Sandy as my Windows desktop weeks ago - she's HOT!! Glad to hear she's a good gal and looks good in person, too. You're my idol.. ;)

Glad you had a great time. Enjoy the life.

Today´s update. True to my word yesterday after my post, I called Serena from Area-Vip´s site. That girl could very well have the best body of any girl i´ve seen. Playboy hard body type. She claims to work out every day and I believe her. Her face was a bit disappointing but i didn´t care. She asked for 200 pesos for 2 hours and i was happy to give it to her plus an unasked for tip. She was SUPER GFE with me. We talked for a long time and she felt really comfortable with me i think. She gave me her real name, address and phone numbers and also her email address if i wanted to stay in contact with her. She plans on quitting after Septeber 7th so if you boy want to see her..gotta do it before then. She just bought a store so you´re out of luck. I´m actually glad because she is a sweet girl.

I finally hooked up with UWPhoto after that in the lobby of my hotel. He was with some other American dudes. We talked and while and UWPhoto adn I met Latasian for dinner at 9 PM. We had some great steaks on Junin street. Cost of appetizers, drinks, steaks was 90 pesos with a decent tip. It was funny because during dinner Latasian wanted me to set up a few appointments. I stuck gold as I was able to set something up with his top 3 pics...should be an interesting next couple of days.

I was surprised to hear that UWPhoto and Latasian didn´t hook up with anyone during the day. I had already had 2 and was going on number 3.

One thing that was kind of difficult was that earlier in the day i passed by one of the restaurants where this girl that hands out those flyers works. We started a friendship but she confided a few weeks ago she had feelings for me. Well, long story short...(UWPhoto can tell you how i had to lie through my teeth on the phone with her during dinner). She wanted to do something Friday night and i told her i had to work with UW. She asked if she could ¨help¨. LOL. Not likely. Anyway, i felt bad when she started crying. I ended up calling back and setting up breakfast with her this morning. I just had a 2 hour breakfast with her before her work. She is really sweet and even pretty but not gorgeous.

Anyway back to last night. We hit Playwoman first and i´m sorry to report it sucked. True it was early but last time we went there were always decent girls at 11 PM. (Sake...none of our girls were there except ¨stalker¨). Lisa, Paola, Marisol, et.al were no where to be found. We had one drink and left.

Next we hit Solid Gold. It was dead so we didn´t even bother sitting down. Tried Soloma and the same thing. Decided to hit the downtown clubs. Here is where it gets interesting. Hit Ness (where i never had good luck). UW sees a girl he did before. Latasian sees a girl that he likes...she was super cool. Personally not my taste but she was pretty and way funny. Here are some classic lines from this chica. (I think we should have a section solely for classic comments we here from BA chicas).

After informing her that my friend is not a rich guy and inquiring about her prices. She responds, ¨remember a girlfriend is always cheaper than a wife¨. We were cracking up laughing. Then when i ask her if she likes girls and would do a 2 girl. She says that yes indeed she likes girls...but only from this club. Then she looks like she is thinking a little, pauses and says in spanish..¨but i like Dick better¨.

(I´m posting this in case it gets lost..the screen is flickering here).

Sake,

I love my room at Art Suite. It´s a crackerjack box compared to your Diplomatic suite but my bed is comfortable and it´s very private. I like it alot. The bathroom is really small but who cares. I took many pictures of each room that I´ll post when i return. I thik Art Suites is like 4 blocks from PW but it´s so damn convenient to take taxi´s that I always jump in one. (I know UWPhoto may think i´m a lazy ass..which in general is true when it comes to walking).

Getting back to the story. Oh well. Anyway, Latasian is a good dude but he has to be one of the most indecisive guys i´ve met. (no offense Lat...but i think even you will admit it). He has this hottie that says she wants him. I help him negotiate for an all nighter. At first she wanted $100 US for an all nighter..i got it lowered to 300 pesos which she was happy about...but he can´t make up his mind. Rule 1! When you see a hotgirl that you click with...go home with her. Don´t regret not going home with a hot girl. I hope he clicked with her...we made him stay there and at least have one more drink with her. I think he is used to Thailand and Asia where the girls might be all over the guys. In BA YOU have to select the girls or show interest.

UWPhoto and I went across the street to Cutty Sark or one of the other spots....it was dead..only one hottie that we both would have done but wanted 2 girls. We had one drink and skated. Went to Newports to check out the action. There were some hotties and they were getting ready to play some live music. We decided to try Sadoma again. I didn´t really like this place. It is wayyyy dark. I couldn´t see jack and i have 20-20 perfect vision. At this point i´m dead tired. Only 2 hours of sleep and 2 GFE sessions. It´s about 1:30 AM at this point. UWPhoto is ready to bust a nut since he hasn´t scored yet. I am indifferent and could actually go home alone and get some sleep. This chick comes up to me with a good body. I can´t see her face because it´s so dark. She spoke English too so i couldn´t ask UWPhoto if she was good or bad. He had a better viewing advantage point. All i could see was her teeth were jacked up which is a big turn off to me. She was the first girl this trip that came up to me. She came up to me and told me she thought i was really handsome. She asked if she could sit down. I said sure. Her name was Amanda. UwPhoto at this point had what appeared to be a pretty girl too. Anyway, my girl asks if i want her. I said maybe. I come clean and tell her that I´m tired and I´ve already had sex with 2 different girls earlier in the day. She laughs. She says that she likes challenges. She said $100 pesos for 1 1-2 hours and that if she couldn´t get me to cum hard I didn´t owe her anything. How could i lose???? While UW is negotiating with his girl..she bumps me on the shoulder and says, ¨su amigo es malo (you´re friend is bad). I ask why. She says because he is cheap and doesn´t want to pay her anything. I used my classic line of ¨mi amigo no es un rico hombre¨. I let him negotiate on his own while i leave with my girl. I paid our tab of 130 pesos including exit fees for both of our girls.

On the way out the door i´m already having buyer´s remorse. I don´t care about the money....i just want to only do hot girls. This girl had a good body but she wore too much make up, her teeth were even more jacked up than i thought and she smelled like smoke. The she tells me she need to get a pack of cigarrettes before we get to hotel. (Which of course she didn´t have any money for). I hate smoke but said ok. Then we get up to my room and she wants beer. I didn´t have any so we had to go all the way back down and go to the store so she could get some. At this point i tell the girl....¨look..it´s late, i´ve already had sex with 2 hot girls, let´s go back to my room, drink your beer, smoke your last cigarrette because you´re not smoking in my room. She actually seemed to like the demanding tone of my voice. We run into UWPhoto and his girl in the lobby. We´re all going up the elevator and I joke with UW´s girl. I say to her that i thought she said my friend was a bad man. LOL!! We had a lot of laughs....She responds, ¨no, su amigo es muy bueno. El amor de mi vida¨.

I´m damn glad i took spanish classes since last trip. They have helped emmensely not only negotiating but these chicks love a guy that can communicate with them. At the clubs I´ve helped UW and Latasian communicate but UW´s spanish is better day by day i think.

I knew I´d like UWPhoto. We´d been talking on the phone and online for months. He´s a very affable guy. Just a really nice laid back guy. It was nice meeting Latasian last night too. I hope the appointments today help him see the true BA. I think he is disappointed by BA because he is comparing it to Asian. Guys..this is NO Asia.

Getting back to my girl. Sorry i´m jumping around but I´m typing super fast and want to get out of here. Amanda is sexy. Her face isn´t my type. She´s cool though although she could very well be an alcoholic. She smelled like smoke so i told her to go take a shower which she was happy to do. I was dead tired at this point but I knew we´d have ¨relations¨. I love kissing but I knew i wouldn´t be kissing her with those teeth. She kept trying to kiss and i just turned. Anyway, i ask if i can take pictures and the girl gets in all these modeling poses...i took a ton. I never ask for taking nude pictures but did with her. I probably took 20 pictures..I´ll post when I return. She had a great ass and nice natural small perky tits. Good but not great BBBJ but very sexy. She had me turn on MTV and did a strip show. In the end she didn´t want to leave but I had to get up early to meet my amiga for breakfast.

I gave her the asked for 100 pesos plus a tip. (I´ve never paid that cheap for sex before...felt like i was stealing)....oh well. At those rates I´ll become a cleptomaniac. LOL.

Today I´m going to lunch with Mayri from www.argentinago.com and then looking at apartments from Design Suites. I might also look at an apartment to rent-buy. I love this city! I´m gonna have some area-vip or platynum or both this afternoon...then will hit the clubs again tonight with the fellas.

Exchange rate is still 3.58 today at the cambios. Weather is chilly. Last night in the 30´s. Ouch. Will try to post as time permits. Thank god i can type about 150 words per minute.

Chau amigos.

Godfather

Here's a good site for apartments...it's in English. email me if you would like additional sites...mostly in espanol....you are thinking exactly like me....I am thinking an apartment is the way to go....
www.homes.com.ar

let's try that link again

http://www.realestate.com.ar/

Well, I have to say its been fun so far hanging out with Godfather and Latasian. Godfather and I have similar tastes in women, though he is more likely to tag a hottie. I am happy when there is some chemistry, even if the chica is less than stunning (though I have to say I am trying to hold high standards this trip in particular). Latasian likes em built different than I do ... and he is hottie focused as well, so I am trying to raise my expectations bar to keep up with these two.

I´ll have to fill in some details for some of the events that godfather alludes to in his reports above. Is it kinky to do a group trip report?

The chica, Nancy, from Sodoma was a tough negotiator ... I let her win on price but negotiated for extra services. She put in a fabulous performance for an extended run through all her assets ... and then we gave each other long backrubs when it was over. No rush at all and just a great girl. All in all, a highlight of the trip and well worth doing again. She was 25 and no kids.

Sodoma is really dark and you have to be careful or you may not like what you pick. I wondered about Godfather´s final choice, but sounds like a hell of a deal with a competitive edge. I´ll have to find out tonight what actually happened.

I did go back out looking again very late, but Newport was winding down. Nothing of interest there, so I walked back down to Solid Gold. Saw a little hottie in a pink mini-skirt up dancing. I asked her over for a drink. Paola was probably the best body of the trip, but had all of the personality of a dead fish. When I asked her whether she had any kids, she said no, only a boyfriend. I told her that was step one. She laughed. So I asked if he was big and mean. She responded no, he was small. I told her that I wasn´t worried then. She thought that was funny. The entire conversation was one-sided. I´m sure I could have gotten her, but it would have been purely for trophy´s sake. I just wasn´t interested. Ah well ... maybe some other day the mood will be right.

I know Godfather is having good luck with escorts, but he is sticking to the well known vetted sites. I decided to break in some new turf and see if I could find some other sites that also deliver what they promised.

I´ve had really mixed results from the escort sites ... I tried Chicas-top which has playboy type models on the first day. I ordered by a 22 year old redhead and got a 40 year old blonde with a hideous dental problem. Needless to say, I sent her packing. This was after a long argument over the hotel address earlier. The person I spoke to on the phone that made the arrangements kept insisting that the hotel was at a different address ... and I had to keep telling them that I had a card in my hand and they were incorrect. I almost gave up doing any internet chicas at all - then I remembered where I was and just started scheduling some for the next day.

One other from gemidos that I had called in advance increased her prices when I called to confirm on arrival. That is a high sign that something is wrong, so I cancelled. She called back 5 minutes later to offer the original pricing, but I was pissed off and told her that I was no longer interested. I think I made a point.

Today was a different matter though, I hooked up with Agus of gemidos in the morning. She was right on time and looked even better than the photos. This girl was wild ... 3 minutes after she walks in the door she has me stripped nude in the middle of the living room. I had to run for the bedroom or she would have done me right there on the floor I think! Great session from a fine girl. I may have to go back for seconds on Monday, though one motto this trip is no repeats (from this or prior trips).

I also did Aixa from sensualbaires. I had tried another girl there last trip and got a bait-and-switch. Aixa showed up, but her pics are much better than she looked. Giant c section scar and her child is already 5 years old. I thought about sending her away ... but I was in the mood and she showed up exactly on time. Anyway, the whole experience was like doing a biker chick ... tatoos and scars and all. She left her white stockings on after she stripped down, and at one point I noticed that they didn´t even match - one had a striped effect and the other was plain, only the color was the same. She took the load on her tongue at the end too, in keeping with the mood. Wouldn´t repeat and didn´t even bother to take a picture.

I´m zero for three attempts at Cafe Orleans this trip. Girls seem to have aged ... a lot of the over 30 crowd. I was going to go for session #3, but decided to save it up and try to find a double tonight. Wish me luck as godfather is on the quest as well. Tonight the goal is to find Latasian a portena chica from Argentina - otherwise he is in danger of coming to Argentina only to see chicas from Paraguay, Uruguay and Brazil. Can´t let that happen, even though I have to say the Parguayan chicas are hot and sweet!

More later ... enjoying BA as usual, though some spring weather would be welcome.

Viva Argentina!

Don Colean, good postings, keep me update regard your rent/buy apartment sit. UWPhoto informed me of an awesome scheme to purchase premeire properties in BA for technically 1/3-1/2 of the actual costs. You should pry his teeth his a hot and nekked chica, two or three you might have the copyright.

Sounded like you guys had a sub-par night. If nothing was happening in the downtown and Recoleta clubs, you guys should try Cocodrilo in Bario Norte. You should do well there. Don't let the # of locals steer you away, they're just regular hanging out with their buddies.

Excellent reporting Godfather!

I'm really indecisive, too. I guess hitting BA is a little bit harder after being places like Thailand and Brazil. Imagine a crowded Playwoman where all the girls wave and cheer you and your friends when you walk in. That's the kind of feeling you get walking into the Best Friend Beer Bar in Pattaya, Thailand. Imagine same girls dressed in skimpy bikinis and staring you down like they were going to eat you up (in a good way), that's a Brazil terma.

Still, I didn't get enough time in Argentina so I'm struggling on where to go next. Courier flights to Asia are inexpensive now, but reports like yours make it a tough decision.

Uwphoto! You're putting some more details in here than in your own report!

Questions about booking an escort. Do they ask for your full name, or just a first name and the hotel room? Do they call back to confirm an appointment? Do you have to escort them down to the lobby when they leave? In Rio the escorts just ask for the first name, and some will call back to confirm the appointment. You can screw up an appointment if you are not in the hotel when they call to confirm

Update. Sorry i´ve been neglecting to post but been very busy. Where did I leave off? Oh yeah. Yesterday I took Mayri from www.argentinago.com to lunch at a fancy restaurant in Puerto Madero. The food was good but the conversation was better. This is one smart girl. She is one of the nicest people i´ve had the pleasure to meet personally or professionally. She has good contacts here in Buenos Aires and her English is better than some of my American friends..LOL.

We talked about Buenos Aires, hotels, girls and just about everything else. I still maintain she is the best source of cheap hotel and airline tickets for side trips in Buenos Aires. After lunch she took me to check out Design Suites. Guys...Design Suites is very very nice. I like it better than the Art Suites and in fact will stay there in December. (I also hear a rumor that Art Suites will soon not be chica friendly and only letting ¨registered guests¨stay there but you didn´t hear it from me.

After our tour of Design Suites we talked back to Art Suites just to see how far it is. It was actually shorter than i thought. I hate walking anywhere but it was only about 9 blocks.

The weather here is colder than I would prefer. I don´t mind a little cool air but the last few nights have been COLD. After I got back to my room I set up an appointment for Latasian. I´m really proud of my Spanish. It definitely helps and the chicas really are glad I can speak Spanish. I think it makes a major difference. None of the girls I´ve seen have been in a hurry to leave. I´ll just BS with them and then eventually kick them out of my room.

I must have seen Arabian Nights one too many times because even though Yael from escorts-argentina is not really my type I called her up. When she arrived I was disappointed. As many that come to Buenos Aires know....the girls here have great bodies but their faces can be a little harsh. That was the case with her. She looked older than the ¨25¨she claimed on the phone. She was interesting though. She is actually a medical student in her last year. I thought she was bullshitting at first but I can tell you with a high % of certainty that she wasn´t BSing. I was going to just give her 100 pesos and tell her i had a headache but I was sitting on the couch and she starts giving me a BJ right there. It was hard to tell a girl to leave after that. I took a few pictures of her so you can see what I mean.

One thing I HAVE to point out if you are thinking about seeing her is that her teeth are REALLY jacked up. I mean...REALLY. The girl last night had bad teeth but Yael made Amanda look like the poster girl for Colgate or Dentyne. NO exaggeration! That is a huge turn off for me. She kept trying to kiss me and that mixed with her smoker´s breath was testing my will to stay hard. Unfortunately-fortunately (depending on how you look at it) I´m one horny bastard and my horniess was stronger. She actually provided a really good session but needless to say i´d never call her again just based on what i mentioned above. I negotiated 200 pesos for 2 hours but i let her go after a little over than an hour. Oh well..i forgot to mention she was an hour late too.

I´m actually on the WSG forum too. I know a ton of guys from that site from all over the world. This trip 3 or 4 guys called my hotel room. I met one in my lobby and another last night I invited to dinner. Clubhombre´s membership numbers should be increasing because I referred no less than 15-20 guys to CH in the past month. This guy ¨Kick Stand¨ was really cool. We all went to Puerto Cristol for dinner. It was a good dinner that came out to 160 pesos with tip for all four of us. I would feel remorse if I mentioned that you should not order fried calimari here unless you are a ¨gambler¨(which by the way UWPhoto is bigtime..but that´s another story all in itself). My ¨fried¨calimari gushed out when i put my fork into it.

We must have set a record for going to clubs last night. First of all I´ll sell the clubs sucked last night. I haven´t read UWPhoto´s post yet but i can tell you with certainty that things have changed here since my last visit. Many hotties have moved to Chile and Brazil. Many are on vacation too. Almost every club sucked last night. Even the internet girls I wanted to see the most are gone. For instance...this morning I called about 30 girls and 20 of them were either on vacation, out of the country, or their phone was now disconnected. I don´t want to settle but the girls I really wanted to see are gone.

Sakebomb, get this. Lisa is in Brazil, Paola is gone, Marisol is gone, another blonde Clara I saw is gone. Almost all of the hotties. There were a few of the same girls but I was disappointed since last time I had such good luck there.

First we hit the downtown clubs. Hooks was dead at 11:30 PM. Kick Stand and I decided to pass on the other clubs around Hooks. We went directly to Playwoman. It sucked...and we were shortly joined by UWPhoto and Latasian very shortly. We hung out for one drink then left. Walked into Solid Gold..it sucked...we left. Walked into Sadoma. It sucked and we walked in and out. Walked over to Newport. It sucked and we left. Maybe 4 girls in there.

We then decided to try Affaire. At first the guy wanted i think 40 pesos or so for the entrance fee that would cover 4 drinks. I said no and UWPHoto said yes because he thought the guy was asking for all 4 of us. When UW found out that I was right...we were gonna ditch. I asked the doorman how many girls were in there...I popped my head in and he was right..about 40 girls. He offered us 15 pesos for 2 drinks so we did it. At first we thought it would be good but most were older and on closer expection...not worth paying for.

We ditched Affaire and went to Black´s. Blacks had some seemingly hot girls. I told the others I´d see a girl from here even if i had to pay more. I could tell UWPhoto and Latasian were not going to pay the high prices and they left after their one drink. I hung out with Kick Stand and he selected a cutie from Brazil. This girl could dance! I start negotiating with her for him and she is asking for pie in the sky numbers. I was joking around with her because she was crazy. She asked for $200 US for all night at first. I told her that was too much. We start the dance of negotiating. Kick Stand is a younger guy in good shape. I tell her that he likes her but is not a rich man. She laughs. Then here is where it gets whacky. You should know alot of these girls´mathamatical skills are as bad as the diets of the morbidly obese at Weight Watchers. I ask her how much for 2 hours. She says 600 pesos. I ask her is she is borracha (drunk) and joke maybe I should take her champagne away from her. She got a good kick out of the jokes....i wasn´t being an ass...just joking around with her and trying to bring her down to within reason. Then after a while..i ask her again. Now she is asking for 1000 pesos for the whole night. I tell her now that I´m sure she is drunk because 1000 pesos is more than $200 US. She looks puzzled. I have to point out she isn´t the first girl to not be able to convert.

I´m gonna post in case something happens to the computer.

Back to the story. Anyway, she gets down to 450 pesos for 2 hours. I´m realistic and realize Blacks girls will always charge more but i advised against it. I tried bringing her down more and i think she would have but her sister comes over and tells her in portugese not to accept less than 500 pesos for short time. I tell her that a few hundred pesos is better than no pesos. It is not too early at this point. Maybe 3 AM I tell her good luck after she says to take it or leave it.

We paid the bill to Veronica our waitress who formally worked at Playwoman. She remembered me from my last trip. We headed to Shampoo. It sucked too. We paid a 15 pesos fee that covered 1 drink. We left before our third sip.

We headed back to Hook´s and it was about 3:30 AM...it was dead. We left without drinking. Walked over to the club next door and it was dead. Then some guy from that one bar was flagging us down. I asked him if he was joking. The name of the place was Piper´s Pub. I looked the guy in the face and asked him in spanish to tell me honestly if there are ANY hot girls in there. He pauses 3 seconds..looks to the floor and says....no. LOL! He said to just pop our head in the door. We did and looked at eachother out of fright and left.

We decided we´d go back to Playwoman and if it was dead we´d call it a night. Kick Stand didn´t have any one that day so i told him he told to get one girl in at least. We arrived there and there were only a few girls. My one friend I know was there and was having a bad night or something. She was crying. I just made sure she was ok then sat down with my friend. We ordered a drink then he saw a cute brunette. She actually spoke great English and was refreshingly honest. She was 31 years old but looked much younger. Had a good body and a great attitude. She barely finished one drink when he decided to leave with her. When she was getting her coat he told me he arranged 250 pesos for all night and she would stay as long as he wanted next day.

At this point it is almost 4 AM. Not many girls here. I did see this girl Solange that I saw the last time I was there. She is a blonde with huge natural breasts. She is a little heavier in the hips than I prefer but I was horny and thought why not....I asked her to sit down and she was actually really cool. She asks me if I want her. I said maybe. She says 200 pesos. I ask her for how long. She said until you are tired. So I tell her that I¨m tired now...LOL. So she says at least 2 hours.

I paid the bill to our awesome waitress Mariela. If you´re there..ask for her. This girl was there last time and remembered me. She speaks English fairly. She is really nice. I asked her how much the waitresses there make. She said not alot. The most she said is 350-400 pesos a month. Damn...that ain´t right. I know some of you are against tipping over 10% but that is where i disagree. If you get good service do what you think is fair. It makes me feel good to tip some of these people that are struggling so much. I gave her a 50 peso tip on a 120 peso bill. She couldn´t believe it and kept thanking me. God i love this country.

I get back to my room with Solange (Sol) and she is very pleasant. Turns out she has a kid that lives with her and her mom. Her mom knows about her job. She plans to work another year then quit. I really hope she sticks with her plan. On the bright side...when I asked what she did with all her money she made she told me she owns two houses. Smart girl. I started taking some pictures. All of the girls have let me so far. I´ll probably post a few of them.

Just be a nice guy and the girls will like you. Every one tells me I am very tranquilo which is true. I´m pretty easygoing. She provides a good GFE session. Her tits are nice and big at a D cup. Totally natural. She left at 7 AM and I slept till 11:30 AM. Talked to UWPhoto and we´ll hook up later. We have a date with some normal girls we know tonight. But gotta ditch them before midnight. Our last full night here. I gave Sol 200 pesos plus a little tip.

I´m gonna go eat and try some internet girls. I gotta say I´m disappointed a little with the girls. Many are gone. Luckily i love this city so much it makes up for it. The economy must definitely be taking a toll. When I ask many say girls are moving to Chile for more money. Maybe we should be going there. I still love Buenos Aires.

More to come later.

Oh..one comment about that link. Those people suck. I´ve emailed them...called them....had locals call them. It might be out of business. I wanted to rent-buy a place and they never returned my calls. I had Mayri call them and they never returned her calls either...Not a good way to do business. Avoid.

Sounds like times they are a changin in BA. Sorry about all the bad luck. I hope the lack of superstars is at least in part associated with the cold weather. Please post the Yael pictures... you're breaking my heart, she looks so good in all the site photos at Platynum and Trampitas.

re: the link....are you trying the 5801-9291 number? Maria Luise Gorleri speaks excellent English and is very helpful...or at least she has been helpful to me....

re: art suites...registered guests only??? damn....what's up with that?????

There's a small hotel for sale on Arenales...maybe we should form a partnership, buy it, and turn it into monger central...something like the Presidente in Costa Rica....

Quick update. I just got done with a fabulous session with Anastasia from Platynum. She has a GREAT body. Her face is also very pretty. I tried getting pictures but she is adament about no pictures (even with her face covered or hiding). She said to download her pictures from Platynum. LOL. On the phone at first she was a shred businesswoman. I have the feeling she stays as busy as she wants to be. She asked for $120 US per hour at first and wouldn´t budge. I started joking around with her. Asked her if she had been drinking..and that kind of thing. She started laughing. Then she started lowering her price a little. I got her down to 250 pesos for 1 1/2 hours. I didn´t want to risk not having a little daytime fun. I´m damn glad I accepted. I was very happy with her looks. She looked great when she walked in my door. Had on a tight pair of jeans and a cashmere sweater. She looked like a million dollars.

Guys..I´m telling you. Learn some spanish before you come. You´ll have a better time with the girls. If i didn´t know any spanish i have the feeling she could have been a lot colder. She really warmed up in bed and was GFE. At first she didn´t want to deep kiss that much but quickly changed her tune. Her body is tight. She works out 3-4 times a week. I´m not really into posting details and have a feeling it´s especially YMMV with her.

We seemed to click. I asked her if she was in town in December for when i return. She said yes. I asked her if she´d be interested in going to Mar Del Plata with me. I asked how much and she said 1000 pesos a day which didn´t seem too out of line. I told her i was poor but she could tell that wasn´t the case. (I forgot to take off my watch before her visit so she probably assumed i was not a mendigo...ha, ha). I´m not sure I´d take a girl to MDP with me but i´d strongly consider her. She is top shelf material and would be fun. No mistake though. She likes money and I have the sense she might have came from money and readily admitted money is very important to her. I asked her if the BMW in the photos was hers and said no. She said she did have a small car though.

After my session I called Sandra for my buddy Kick Stand. She immediately recognized my voice and thought I was calling back for ME. I started joking around and told her that I couldn´t because I was afraid i´d fall in love with her...ha, ha. She already knows me humor. I´m always joking around with these girls and they really seem to like it. I set up an appointment for Kick Stand for tomorrow. Then i asked her if she knew any hot girls that were into other girls as I plan to get a 2 girl before i leave and the clubs are struggling. She said that she wanted to do a 2 girl with me. I asked her if she really liked girls or was just an actress because I want the real deal.

She said that she liked girls. She said she had a friend also on Escorts-Argentina and would do a 2 girl for me for a good price since we had fun together a few days ago. Yippee. I hated to make my friend wait but he is here until Wednesday so he can wait. I asked her to describe her friend when she said her friend is Gema. At least I think that´s who it is. She couldn´t remember her friend´s ¨fake name¨. I think I know who it is but will wait till tomorrow to post the details. If it is who i think it is...i´ll be one happy camper. She quoted 200 pesos for each girl for 2 hours. That´s a bargain to me!!!!

I met UWPhoto earlier today for lunch. I stopped in his room (actually where i booked my session with Anastasia). He was 0/9 calling girls so i hope he scored. I got Anastasia on my first try and she came over in 20 minutes. God, I love the internet girls. 5 star dining at fast food prices to me.

Gotta head back to hotel to shower, change then get ready for our date. I feel bad because I saw my normal chica friend and I think she is developing feelings for me. I feel bad lying to her. UWPhoto and I are telling our girls we have to ¨work¨ at Midnight so we can go clubbing. We invited Latasian and Kick Stand to join us.

I´m gonna try to do a 2 girl tonight but it´s slim pickings in the clubs and tonight is Sunday. Typically a bad day for the clubs. If last night is any indicator of the club scene, I might as well bring a list of phone numbers for the internet girls. But one thing I love in the clubs is the experience. We have been having a lot of laughs hanging out together. Kick Stand is a really cool guy that I´ve enjoyed hanging out with. UWPhoto and I click and Latasian is a cool guy too. I plan to blow it out today and tomorrow. I leave tomorrow night. A damn short trip. I love this city. I´ll be sad when i leave.

It doesn´t seem as cold tonight. I exchanged $400 US more dollars today at 3.52 at the casa de cambio near Etoile. Dependable place. I don´t want to go to black market and rates are good enough for me. I´m not sure how i´m going through this much money but things add up. We hit just about every club last night even though we didn´t drink in all of them.

More later....

Godfather - I'm glad to hear you are having a great trip. After I get my Rio trip under my belt in a few weeks I think I will entertain a visit to BA. Once again glad you are having a good time and thanks for the posts and updates. Tell UWPhoto I look forward meeting him in Rio. Hemp

Godfather,

To paraphrase Lincoln: It is not within my power to add or detract from what you say here, nor what you have done there.

I am really enjoying your travel log and exploits. Keep it up. Thanks.

Nomar

Godfather and Uwphoto,

Thanks for the updates and information. This has been a great series of reports.

Enjoy the life.