I woke up about 8 am feeling terrible. My throat didn’t hurt, but my stomach was turning and soon I was throwing up all morning long. I don’t think it was a cold because I had no congestion or headache and my throat felt fine. I think it was something I at the Green Inn Buffet the night before, but I can’t be sure.

I tried to sleep it off and hit 4x4 about 2 or 3pm, but it wasn’t gonna happen. I tried to get out of bed and my muscles ached and I got dizzy. I tried to go to the internet café around noon and I could only stay for 10 min because I was so weak. After I quit getting sick I passed out for about 6 hrs. and I woke up feeling ok. I drank some water and coke and couldn’t believe I was feeling as good as I did, but I was still worn out.

About 7 pm I figured I had to make a decision on a Terma. I figured I wanted to keep it as close as possible, so either Luomo or Monte Carlo. Since I’d done Luomo the past 2 nights, I took a taxi went to Monte Carlo.

TERMA MONTE CARLO-2nd Trip

I went upstairs to the boite and I was feeling ok. A morena with a killer ass sat down next to me. She offered everything, but I opted against her because she was 30 yrs old with 2 kids, even though she swore she was real tight. This is the problem with Brazil-this woman would have been a catch anywhere in the world-cute face, nice tits, smoking ass, but in Brazil this is average.

Then Mayara from last time came over and started yelling at me. I couldn’t understand her, so I had her slow down. She was angry because I’d left her number in my robe last time and that’s forbidden. The attendant found it and the owner chewed her out over it. Then she said she knew I fucked a tall thin Loira named Larissa at Luomo last night, and that I’d fucked a morena from Barbarella the night before that. I couldn’t believe it, how could she know this. It turns out they Mayara and Larissa are friends or roomates they talk about clients-Larissa mentioned me because of the photos and Mayara figured out it was me. I must have told Larissa I was at Barbarella. I felt bad for her getting in trouble because of the number, but she really wasn’t mad about me doing Larissa. I excused myself intending to pick another garota and she seemed fine with it.

Then a 19 y.o. morena named Laura came up and started talking to me. She was petite, but not a spinner, with the typical Brazilian bunda. We got along good and I was going to take her to the cabine, but she suggested a dupla with Mayara from the last visit. I explained I usually didn’t like them, but they both assured me we would be satisfied, so I agreed to have my first Brazilian dupla. Before going upstairs I spent 15 min with one on either side of me alternating kissing both with them kissing each other too.

Garota #1:
Mayara-Terma Monte Carlo
Looks: 9
5’0”, 95 lbs, 20 yrs old, morena, a spinner.
Session: 9.5 (better than the last one)

Garota #2
Laura-Terma Monte Carlo
Looks 7.5
5’0”, 100 lbs, 19 yrs old, morena
Session: 8.5 (Mayara was more into it than Laura)

Hombrecito1

Again great report.Ive been to Rio once and only went to Monte Carlos (twice).I did not know about the other Termas's .After reading the numerous post, sound like I have been missing out as far as the termas's are concerned.But based on my experience at MC, how do you guys work the camara/photo angle. Do you guys use smaller or digital camaras,where do u keep them,are the girls receptive to photos..etc?

During my last trip I could barely get the girls I brought to my room from Help to pose for pics.Sure wish I could have gotten photos of a couple of the garotas I got at MC.

Any suggestions for my next trip?

You marvelous bastard - what a great time! Kudos for pulling doubleduty while you were sick!

what is a "spinner"?

I keep seeing that term in reference to a small, flaca.

yeah, "spinner" is just a generic term for a really petite, tiny little chickie...

as for the pics, the smaller the camera the better...you MUST be discreet about having your camera with you, just slide it into your robe pocket and keep it out of sight...the newer cameras are about the size of a pack of cigarettes, so it shouldn't be very hard to do...

best bet is to check with your girl BEFORE you get to the cabine, so you're not disappointed...I would just very discreetly say "tira uma foto, esta bem?", which may not be exactly right, but conveys the message that "hey, I wanna take a picture, is that okay?"...

these girls are not stupid and know about the internet, and most have REAL lives outside of the termas (husbands, kids, boyfriends, mothers, etc) so PLEASE do NOT mention any forums like Hombre, et al...This should seem like a no-brainer, but I encountered several incidents during my two week stay where girls had been told WAY too much about what goes on in cyberspace, and this compromises things for ALL of us...

Don't say stupid shit like "Oh, you're the famous so and so I've read so much about" or "let me take your picture so the boys back home can see how gorgeous you are", etc etc. Again, I know this seems like common sense shit, but I came across scenarios like this on more than one occassion (where the girls were repeating these stories to me) and it makes it harder for all of us. Yes, these girls are good at what they do, and yes, most of them enjoy their work, but this does not mean that they are proud enough of their vocation that they want it broadcast internationally...

Sorry to hijack your post hombrecito, but I figured this was as good a place as any to post this. Nice work on bouncing back from your illness, you're a stronger man than I am, heh. My cold really laid my ass out, but I still had a good time regardless...just need to rest up/ toughen up before the return trip...

Rexxx, It was nice to meet you. God, was that yesterday. I'm dying here at home too.

I appreciate you posting this. It shouldn't have to be said but it does-you should never mention the internet, posting, how great their photo was, or ever tell them they did something with me or anybody else. You have to be stealth about it, or it will kill all future photo opportunities. This is extremely important.

I always got an ok from the girl before hitting the cabine and all but one of these let me take photos. I also asked them in Portuguese and flattered them a little and I think it loosened them up.

I have a pretty cheap camera, but it's small. If I had to pick one now, I would have gotten one of the smaller Sony or Elph models. The garotas also love to look at the pictures, so get one with a display.

You also bring up something else I forgot to explain. Cameras are forbidden in Termas. If you get caught they will tell you to put it back or may throw you out. You can't just get your camera out of the locker and carry it up. You have to go to the lockers and sneak it into your robe and then up to the room.

Hope you feel better man,

HC1

Thanks for the info. I think the girls that I took pictures of were afraid of their picture being on the internet, I assured them that it was so I could remember them when I go home. At the time I was not aware of any web sites with this type of information/pictures.Hopefully next time I could get some better photos and when I figure out this computer stuff post them on this site.

Again thanks for the tip and keep up the good work guys.I am counting the days for my Oct/Nov trip..

Hombrecito1, do you know of anyone that's gotten thrown out of a terma for having a camera or was that something you heard or read?

I actually had a mishap in 4x4 with my camera that I forgot to turn off when the flash went off while I was halfway out the door. One of the employees there saw, I think, but didn't say anything.

d'Artagnan,

No, I've never heard of anyone being thrown out but I was real close at Centaurus. Mgmt there told me to put the camera up and get to the cabine and then implied I should leave. I'm sure if I ever was caught again at Centaurus I'd be thrown out or banned because they were assholes about it. The only other person I know that's been caught was Bluestraveller, but I don't know where. If anybody was caught, I would plead ignorance and they probably would let you put the camera up and stay.

I ended up tipping and shmoozing the older black lady attendant at 4x4 and I don't think she would have said anything. I always tried to talk to the attendants and joke with them at all the termas so that if they saw the camera, they might let it go.

HC1

One of the attendants at Luomo saw my camera and asked that I put it away in my locker, so I pretended to, and then put it in my other pocket...never had any problems...just try to be discreet...

HC1, THAT'S RIGHT its always a good plan to tip the attendants good $$$, they are very good at remembering your face etc., each and every time you go there, some of the attendants I have known for a long period of time, I like to tip them $$$$ before and after I leave the locker room, they NEVER HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY DR. KIT (toys/video camera/etc.), (I like to take with me to the room), the attendants just smiles at me and turn their heads or look the other way when I come back down to the locker room to remove my Dr.KIT and take it back up with me, I have a few that brings me a extra towel to wrap my DR. KIT up in so no one can see it.

I had a few attendants that once help me pick up girls phone numbers that fell all on to the floor for me or even went to get me a ink pen so I could get the girls phone numbers after the one I had didn't work.

Like any place, one language everyone knows that is $$$$$, it only took me a few times of tipping BIG $$$$ in RIO, so now when ever I travel to any of the Termas/Help/Bars/Clubs/etc. I receive VIP treatment and the RED carpet gets roll out for me.

PS. The coffee they serve is GREAT also in the locker room.

KidCisco

At the beginning of my trip I always left the camera in the locker and got the ok from the garota first, then went back to the locker and snuck it in the pocket with some lube and rubbers. I then thought about sneaking the camera in when you first change and having it on you the whole time. This worked too but it was a little awkward.

Upside to sneaking the camera in when you change is that it's easier and not as suspiscious as going back to the locker. You also don't worry about a another trip and you have the camera on you maybe for muliple sessions without having to go back.

Downside is the bulge is noticable and Termas can get crowded and garotas get touchy-feely with you. It also limited other activities in the Terma because I didn't want to hang up the robe for long and leave it while taking a shower, sauna, etc..

GCL gave me an idea. He has his own sandals to avoid the crappy flip-flops, so why not bring your own robe? I thought the Terma robes could have been bigger, so why not buy your own large robe and have them sew a pocket on the INSIDE at waist level. Put the camera in before you go and you're set. I'm definately looking into it.

HC1

I wear SIZE 13 SHOE, I been bringing my own shower sandles for years into the RIO termas for years its part of my (DR. KIT), I like to call it, That's is a good ideal about bringing your own rob to the termas some of the times the termas LARGE robs don't fit me well, at I am TALL AND BIG.

KidCisco

I like this sandal idea, I'm going to do that. If this robe idea works out let us know as well.

I have a pair of sandals that I bought in Trinidad and Tobago that are awesome. I have never had to wear the termas sandals before. It would be tough to bring a robe though. I would just hate run around in a cab with a robe, although I showed up at Luomo yesterday with my luggage.

Mitchc,

I usually carry a backpack to the Termas and I've never had a hard time. You're right that the robe may be too big, and I'm even looking for a bigger one to better hide the camera bulge.

I'm close to ordering one from Lands End (big selection) and then seeing if someone can sew me a pocket in on the inside. I'll let everybody know if it works.

HC1

You can actually just buy one of the Luomo robes and they do come in all sizes. I am not sure how that would go over at Monte Carlo though. It would be kinda cool to totally have one with your name on it, velvet or something. Buy a purple shaggy thing with stuffed dice hanging from the collar. Actually, I am starting to think I might want to keep that idea and not share too much more. Maybe I could buy four of them and keep one at each of my favorite termas.

Aw man Mitch, you stole my idea...I wanted to sew some leather elbow patches onto my Luomo robe, monogram my name on it and buy a gold sash for the belt...I'd be like mini-Hefner, lol...now all I need are some flip flops with neon trim, heh...

Maybe an Ali heavyweight champion of the world robe.