Hi guys first time posting here though I've lurked for several months. Just completed my first trip to Rio with my brother so I thought I'd give some first timer impressions. Thanks to all of you for the tips and insights that I have read here it made our trip much more enjoyable though short of being mugged I can't imagine having a bad time down there no matter what.

First a little about me. I am in international sales guy and have been traveling Latin America for a couple of years now although I do no business in Brazil yet. I have been to Costa Rica's Blue Marlin, DR massage houses, Venezuelan escorts, Mexico strip clubs and several other mongering places but nothing could have prepared me for the paridise in Rio.

Just a little observation on the language thing. I do speak a fair amount of Spanish and as others have reported it does help some. While I was there I did pick up a little Portuguese from the girls and helped a few of them with some English. It seemed that most of them were trying to learn English which made things even more fun. I found only a couple of girls that spoke much English but my brother who speaks no Spanish or Portuguese got along just fine. So don't let the language thing hold you back from a visit. Talking is overated anyhow.

I didn't take any pictures of the girls because it's just not my thing. Believe me my new pals Rexxx and Sphere more than made up for my shortcomings in that department. I look forward to their reports and pics.

The Flight
Since I live in Southern California and flew AA this was a bitch especially the 8 hours in coach from Miami to Rio in the middle of the freaking night. Next time I'm bringing sleeping pills and upgrading to business class. I did get a great deal on the tickets through my company travel agent but no upgrades were available. We arrived early Sunday morning breezed through customs and were picked up by Don's guy and 30 minutes later in our apartment. The apartment wasn't anything special but was very conveniently located around the corner from Help, and clean with good beds. The advantage to an apartment was bringing multiple women up in the wee hours and having a refrigerator for snacks and booze. We tipped the doorman a few times during our stay and everything was cool.

Guides
A lot has been said here about using guides but being our first time we decided on Don from Rio Trips. He proved to be invaluable and took great care of us. Every time one of our group would take a girl back he made sure we were getting the fair deal. He walked us to the apartment a few times when we were a little drunk, translated and negotiated with the girls, and was a fun guy to hang out with. He also introduced us to a couple of hotties in front of Help(The Kissing Cousins)that we probably wouldn't have met otherwise. He and his sister Rhonda were terrific. If I sound like a Don fan I am. Also being with a group of like minded perverts added to the fun also. I'm sure as I get more experience there I will feel more comfortable going it alone. I did meet Jose there too and will probably use him for a side trip next time.

Sunday Night

The first place we hit Sunday afternoon was Luomo which after all was said and done turned out to be my favorite terma.(I even bought a Luomo robe which I can't wait to get monogrammed and complete the look with a nice silk sash. Those belts are too damn small for my gut.)

Luomo is a small place but very comfortable with nice leather sofas lining the walls. It has a small stage where the girls put on strip shows and a small bar, the food's not bad either. When we walked in the place I was immediately struck by the sheer beauty of the girls. God I love these women! Something for every taste. Amazons, spinners, big tits, small tits, dark ones, blond ones, and all those beautiful bundas with tan lines. Really not a dog in the bunch. It's cute the way they stare at you and smile looking for the slighest bit of encouragement. All you have to do is smile back and they are on you like white on rice rubbing and kissing you to seal the deal. I wound up with Patricia who can be a bit too agressive but what the hell.
I felt so used:-)) She is a very cute blond hardbody probably late 20's who I found out later had confused me with another monger but no matter. I'd Rio rate her an 8 in looks and a 9.5 in performance.

First the girls go change into some lingere and get their little metal tool kit with condoms and lube and then lead you down the narrow halls to the cabina which is small but adequate for the task at hand. (Luomo also has 3 suites available also for a little more money.) She started with some deep french kissing while slowly pulling down my shorts. Jesus could this girl kiss and deepthroat bbbj. Incredible session I highly recommend her.

I heard that she had been in porno movies and it's probably true. All I could do is hold on for dear life while she thrashed me. Since Patricia had completely drained me I needed a little recovery time so I proceeded to turn down this beautiful brunnette that had to be at least 5'10" with a killer body.In the states I would never have considered passing on such a beauty but this place is different. I would soon find out how different. More later thanks for reading. Iggy

IGGY, Glad you had a good time, I also like Luomo I like the low profile of the place and I love the music that is played in there also, the girls really get into the songs and SHAKE THAT BUNDA, I know the DJ really well he a cool guy, I had him make me a few CD's to take back home with me I am listening to one of them right now.

The DJ also spin music at some local nightclubs and private parties I been to a few of them, you GOT TO SEE SOME OF THE GIRLS AT THESE PRIVATE PARTIES (OH MY GOD)!!!! most are college girls from good homes with $$$$, and they will spend time with you ONLY if they like you, I am lucky I can make them laugh and I can dance my ass off.

Take care

KidCisco

Iggy, glad you enjoyed yourself. It was cool hanging out with you guys.

Iggy,

It was good meeting you and your brother. I had a great time, and I'm already planning my next trip to Rio. Which terma did you enjoy most, Luomo?


You know what they say, 'What a long strange trip this has been'.

Hello guys !!!
Can somebody recommend a good place to buy cheap tickets to Rio.. By hearing all this wonderful thing about Brazil,I can't wait to go there and visit L'uomo and Monte Carlo. Can you post a web site for cheap tickets??

Check the links under Brazil. One of them is for brol.com, which has good fares.

Hi Guys, Yes Luomo was my favorite. I hooked up with one of the girls after she got off and she spent the night with me at the apartment. Total GFE,and no I'm not saying which one. Leave my wife alone dammit!! Speaking of private parties, I had the thought that maybe a group of us could just close the place down and do em all, of course Mitch could probably accomplish this on his own with a good wingman to direct traffic.
I'm heading back 1st week in October on the company dime. Life is good. When are you goin Sphere? Iggy

Uh...head still spinning from Rio, and still battling a wicked friggin' cold, but no regrets...had a great time hangin with you Igs and your bro, and sphere, mitch, deadhead, GCL, Hombrecito, Stayawayjoe, Dood, Don from Riotrips and a gaggle of other fraggles...as soon as I can catch my breath (just got back a few hours ago) and get my info and a few pics in order, I'll add my two cents to the boards...man, what a blur the last two weeks have been, whew...lol

This is Iggy's brother, Paulster, checking in. I had a great time in Rio! Using Donald from Rio trips was a great deal for me since I only know a few words of Spanish. He took care of everything so all I had to do was relax and have a great time. I really enjoyed the routine of meeting Donald, MitchC, Sphere, Rexx, and Dood at Alcazar every day at 1:00pm and then making the termas circuit for the day, dinner after the termas, and then a Help excursion late at night. Luomo was my favorite club, but the 2 best hours of my life were spent at 4x4 with the 2 "sisters" Liasa and Sharon. I'm still shaking from that encounter. I can't wait to get back for another visit.

Later,
Paulster

lol...that was a blast paulster...I could tell by the shit eating grin on your face after that double with the blondes that your ass would be back VERY soon...

Brweagle,

Also check Varig website under Links for Brazil and when you get there click North America and then Internet specials. If you avoid peak season you should be able to find a flight for less than $600, at least I did.

Iggy-- Damn, your still braggin about stealing my girl Patrica, you son of a beach!! Glad to see you and your bro had a good time, Luomo turned out to be my favorite as well. Do any sight seeing? How did you like Help? Thanks for the report, enjoyed reading it.

Hey not braggin I left plenty for you. We never did any sight seeing other than the termas. The one day I had something planned with my little wife we got rained out. I wasn't crazy about Help I think because Don got me too drunk to focus. Yeah it's all his fault! I'll try it again next time a little more sober.