I have a very long report on my first Rio trip - lots of girls in my seven days - it may be lots of help to those who have never been to Rio - I know I am a dumb bastard - but if somebody can explain to me in plain english how I can post about 8 pics of each of the 26 girls I bowled over while I was there then I will do so - but it is a long report - so I will upload it if you guys want it - you tell me?

BBB,

Actually, it's not that difficult to do. First, you need to download the image resizer and resize each image you want to post. It's a pain but a necessary step. The program make copies of each one you select in a "mini" format. You can only post mini photos.

Next just type: \image{description} for the image you want to post with a description of the photo inside the {***} so the program can select the photo for uploading. Remember whenever you put a photo on your computer it is given a description, whether it is a name or a number, it has an identifier of some sort.

You can just use the numerical designation if you wish because this info is not visible when you post them. Simply put, you do not need to put cute titles on your pics for posting purposes.

When you post your report with images, it's a two step process. First the report, then your images.

Shit, if I can do it anyone can. If you have a problem, PM me. BTW, I hate long reports!! Ha ha

Good luck.

BBB,

Ah man, I fucked that up royally. Apparently, when I typed the description it actually thought I was posting a photo.

One more suggestion, email the photos to CH and ask them to incorporate each into your report.

I'm through giving advice!!

Look at the bottom of the thread, below the last post, where "Add a Message" is. As you add a message, you will notice the six buttons under "Add a Message" - Center, Bold, Italics, Imoticons, Insert a File Image and Attach a File. Just hit the fifth button, Insert a File Image, and the rest will be taken care of.

No shit!! I wondered what those buttons did. Thanks

OK - I will put up report on first 2 days - if it is too boring then just tell me and I will not put the rest up.

UNITED NATIONS FUCK KEEPING FORCE - RIO 2005

The title you ask?

Well prior to leaving for Rio I left a note in Club Hombre that I was intending to visit - got 2 responses - a guy from New York and another guy from Denmark - throw in myself from Australia and we loosely came up with the title.

WHAT A FUCK FEST OVER 7 DAYS - GODDAM IT - I NEVER IMAGINED A PLACE COULD BE SO GOOD - HEAVEN ON EARTH.

Firstly a huge thank you to my great new friend Mr X.

My plan to finally visit Rio was hatched when Mr X and myself were promoting some cross cultural relations and sampling the local produce on Batam Island, Indonesia earlier this year.

Once the decision was finally made - then Mr X's advice and assistance in helping me arrange my almost impossible travel plans was invaluable - I truly owe you my friend - all the beers AND the girls are on me mate when next we cross paths at the Smiling Hill Club, Batam Island as soon as we can get together.

Also a huge thank you to ALL you guys on this site who have supplied invaluable info to a newbie - without your help I could never have achieved the moderate success that I was able to.

I would really like to post a full report and include some of the 300 pictures I have - but I am a little reserved about this.

I promised faithfully and unequivocally to the numerous little darlings that I did the horizontal folk dance with - to the point in many instances where I was on the floor on my knees, camera in hand, crossing my heart and guaranteeing the little angels that I would never ....................... I repeat NEVER EVER..............EVER................would put their pictures up on the internet.

Now I ask you guys - how could I ever break this promise to these delicious little darlings and then be able to live with myself?

So unless there is more than some minor interest in who I might have encountered in Rio from Oct 1 to 8, then I guess I keep my memories to myself.


(Message edited by BadBoyBilly on November 03, 2005)

Start getting those photo files re-sized for posting, BBB. Post only 150 of the pics and you'll only have to feel half-bad about it.