Day 1

OK so there is more interest than I really expected – well looks like I must commit a sin and break my promise to these lovelies or I will never be allowed back into this site – OK done deal.

So where do I start – apartment booking I guess.

I have always been a ‘hotel’ person as a result of my trips to Asia – China in particular.

The ability to fuck up to 5 different girls a day and simply beckon to the floor cleaning people to change towels etc is a huge attraction to me – so how I was going to handle the apartment situation was something that was of concern to me.

But I did heed the advice of all you learned gentlemen and booked an apartment for 7 nights Oct 1 to 8 inclusive. I searched and searched for a ‘higher end’ apartment and finally settled on 1 through Rio Apartments at US65 per night,

I had no idea of the location but once again Mr X’s advice was that it was fine – so I booked it.

Now to the first day’s details – let me tell you – this first day was nothing short of a FUCKING DISASTER! Well – apart from the fact that I had the best sex of my life this day and also fucked who I believe to be the best looking woman so far in my life it was a FUCKING DISASTER.

I had arranged for Rio Apts to collect me from airport on my 8.30am arrival and deliver me straight to the apartment – remember newbie trying for a smooth start to trip.

Apartment was fine – was actually as good as it looked on the web site which really surprised me – but as we were going through the initial inspection and rundown of apartment features I noticed that the cable TV was so bad it was almost un-watchable on all channels, I pointed this out to Rio Apt guy who assured me ‘don’t worry, don’t worry’ I will get it fixed today. OK – seems cool by me.

My overall game plan was to fuck an average of 3 girls per day – and indeed I had the first one lined up I thought for a midday start. My day to day planning was to run midday to midday – not midnight to midnight – so a midday session with a Karla or Newscort or Company Girl, followed by an afternoon visit to a Terma, followed by a night at Help then home with a lovely and boot her out next day before midday to start a’huntin again.

Seemed pretty straight forward to me – what could go wrong?

OK so I am in the apartment, all showered up and ready to go, looking in the mirror at myself and just admiring the sexy hunk that was just going to make himself available to all the Rio chicky babes – when I had a great thought.

I need extra toilet paper, I need extra tooth brushes, I need extra soap, bottled water, orange juice etc, so if I shoot down to supermarket and grab them now it still gives me time to go scoop up my 12 midday conquest, pleasure her like she aint been pleasured before, and then boot her out still get to the pre-arranged 2pm rendezvous at Terraco Atlantico with the fellow United Nations Fuck Keeping Force (UNFKF).

So drop everything and straight out the door, lock it behind me and down to the shop.

Returned, unlock the heavy-duty top dead lock, stick in the smaller key in the bottom lock, turn it…………………..well fuck me……………..if the fucking thing hasn’t broken right in half. I am standing there locked out of my room, stub end of a key in my hand, other half broken off in lock, no phone, it’s inside the room, I speak not one word of Portuguese, I have an armful of shit I just bought, and worst of all I am now having no chance of having my dick inside my first Rio babe for god knows how long.

Ah hah……….brain wave………….the security guy on the door on the apartment, downstairs I go……………me not 1 word of Port………..him not one word of English………….just a fucking stub end of a fucking broken key to show him – we back and forth for maybe 30 mins with no progress – let me tell you the allure of Rio is starting to fade for BBB.

OK OK………now the problem here is quite clear…………..the solution? God fucking knows.

Luckily a little babe entering the apartment building speaks English – I explain to her the problem – like DUH how fucking more obvious could be – he rattles back something in Port and she then sends me across the road to get another key cut.

I looked in about 20 shops but can see nothing that resembles anything like a facility to cut a key – how the fuck can he anyway – the bit he has to copy is in the lock – but I keep searching because if there is a locksmith or such here I really need him right now.

Whatever – after another 30 minutes of searching I am really getting pissed off. I finally go back to apartment and somehow convince the guy to call Rio Apts and get them to come fix it. ‘Don’ worry, don’t worry’ I am assured, someone will be there in 10 minutes.

45 minutes later – not a sign – now I am ready to tear somebody’s head off – now hang on I tell myself – rational thinking here is required – somehow I just gotta get that fucking lock to work.

Back upstairs to the door – somehow found a little bit of hack saw blade type material on the floor near the lift well – ah hah – no doubt with this trusty tool and the key stub end that famous old Australian saying will become reality – you know the one – with a bit patience, a bit of perseverance and pound of butter……………..you can fuck a tomcat……………..well now this fucker of a lock just aint gonna beat me. After 10 minutes pushing, prodding, twisting, swearing…………voila………..the fucker actually turned and the door popped open………..I AM a master safe cracker after all.

Quickly inside, test the heavy-duty top lock………yep she is all OK and works well…………..bottom lock? Fuck it who cares………….as long as I can lock the door I am set. It’s now 1.00 and I still have not broken my Rio maiden…………..ok off I go…………I will grab a quickie at Meia Pataca and still almost make the 2pm deadline.

Next problem – where the fuck is Meia Pataca – luckily I have the address on me pre-prepared list of places I need to go to – so quick directions from a couple of Rio inhabitants on the street and in 5 mins I am sitting in MP and ordering a beer. Looking around there are 4 black girls on a front table and a gorgeous little blonde and another dark girl on a separate table. Already a couple of guys are trying to chat up blondie but I see them as no threat whatsoever – I will just wander inside and take a leak and on my return I will lay a bit of my famous ‘down on the farm charm’ on her and she will be putty in my hands.

So I take my leak and wander outside again – fuck it don’t you hate that – blondie has up and left – I see the lovely flowing blonde hair and cute little arse disappearing onto the sand over the road, Oh well shit happens – lets drink this beer and take a look at these black girls at the front.

Quick visual appraisal see the tallest one with best body and cutest face but titts not so big – whatever – she’ll do – so I beckon her over to sit with me Her name is Michelli and she wants 200. Offered her 100 for 2 hours – she agrees – and off we go.

This is my first Rio fuck remember and I was so excited and eager, forgot all about the photos – damn it. Really solid session she was so lovely and enthusiastic, and the session kept on and on, Thinking to myself, does she ever want to leave – well no she does not appear so - so best make the most of it. Had to kick her out at 3.30pm so I could make contact with my coalition buddies whom I had not even met yet.

But I do know one thing about this session with Michelli – it was definitely the best sex I have ever had in my life.

Luckily my USA coalition member had given me his Rio number, so a quick call and apology and agreed to meet at TA at 4.00pm. Meet up with USA and Denmark and shoot the shit over a beer or two. OK guys what’s the plan for this afternoon - L’uomo is suggested – OK let’s go. Best part of the coalition we have formed is that USA had Port parents and speaks Port fluently – interpreter on hand – perfect.

This is my first Terma visit also – and although different to what I expected – it was just what I expected if you know what I mean – FANTASTIC. God immediately I knew I was going to love Termas. A quick look over the potential had both myself and USA in awe of one leggy dark headed beauty – Andino – god she is gorgeous – USA tells me because I am a Terma virgin he will not even fight me for her and for me to take her – so choice made she sits with me and plays with me til all 3 of us head to rooms.

Now the room here at L’uomo are so small – I could not believe how small they were – still big enough to do the job. Big lesson learnt here though – if you want pics and you want anal make sure you clarify that BEFORE closing the deal with the girl. Yeah I know……………….who could be that dumb you are all thinking…………well I will never make this mistake again. But this dolly is almost as tall as I am and we had a great session – she was really quite surprised that I was hard again only 5 minutes after cumming the first time – 2 pops with this beauty really had me on a high.

The one thing I am sure about this session with Andino is that it was definitely the best sex I have ever had in my life.

Walking back from L’uomo the UNFKF decided to meet at TA at 10pm for a bite to eat and a few beers to get to know each other before going to Help that night. Had a great time too but that site outside help between 11pm and 11.45pm entry time really has to be experienced to be believed – god I loved that.

Nothing………………..and I mean nothing can ever prepare you for HELP. That is the best fucking place I have been to in my life………………I just cannot find the words to describe just how much I loved this place…………..I really do want to die here…………….maybe at 94 or 95 years of age getting blow job in a back corner or something…………..yes that’s is the way I want to go out of this world.

BUT – newbie’s beware – this first night at HELP was my only real mistake of the whole trip – I got so caught up in staring, admiring, chasing, lusting and generally just lapping up the atmosphere that I just got too drunk for rational decision making. USA and Denmark made their choices and left by 2.00am – but silly fucking Australia was still there pouring those unbelievably cheap and unbelievably strong Gin and Tonics down his throat till 3.30am when finally I closed a deal with a black girl for 150 all night – everything included – everything. Well at least I thought that was what the deal was – but I was drunk.

Back in the apartment plans started to unravel – after the shower pictures were refused………hmm ………I was not impressed…………no this………….no that…………fuck you baby………….out you fucking go…………..so I gave her 20 for a taxi and booted her black arse down the stairs. She was screaming at me…………I am going to get the police………..I will get the police………no problem I said they are only 2 fucking doors up the street when you get down their…………..fucking bitch.

Now here is BBB…………….sitting all alone in Rio…………his first night………….is it really possible that I am going to sleep alone tonight? It’s now 4,30am…………HELP does not close till 5……should I go grab another one? A ten block walk at this time of morning alone in Rio? No BBB………..let your big head overrule you little head on this occasion…………there is always tomorrow.

I just know one thing - this was definitely NOT the best sex I have ever had in my life.

So I am laying back in my bed all alone…………………tossing and turning cannot sleep………….fuck it I decide to take a sleeping pill and promise myself that tomorrow will be a much better day.

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Enjoyed the reading..looking forward to the rest of the report and the pics