By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 06:37 pm: Edit |
Day 2 Midday Session
Awoke about 11.30 and bounced straight out of bed – BBB is gonna make this day so good it will make up for yesterday – so I do a little of the Ali shuffle around the apartment – poke a few holes in the air with my lighting fast left jabs and dynamite right hooks – then into the shower.
Dress up and looking all likkety split I give BS a call to tell him I will be dropping to explain my no show at lunch time yesterday. His apt is like 100mtrs down the street from me so it is oh so simple.
Somehow I finally find his apt upstairs and meet him and G who is staying with me. BS had arranged the delectable Priscilla as my maiden breaker on the first day - but due to all the fuck ups I never got there – oh well he tries to get her on the blower and she says she will be back in town in a couple of days and we can hook up then – cool – I get her number and I am set there. BS shows me couple pics of some honies – all of whom give me an instant boner – but none seem to be available right now.
No problem I will call back n again and see what we can arrange. Time is closing in on 2pm and I am losing time here with this social chit chat – fuck it I’m out of here – straight to Meia Pataca.
Sit and have a couple of beers – knock back a dozen approaches – then all of a sudden there she appears – god she is so gorgeous. As soon as eye contact is made I beckon her over – sit here baby. Your name? Michelli……………Michelli?...................god I fucked a Michelli yesterday …………….is that the only fucking name girls in Rio have? whatever………….I am BBB. God you are so beautiful………..a tight, tall, slim, hard body I could just die for. You busy now?................No…………good come with me………………hey her English is quite good………..we are actually talking here…………..age? 24…………….studying? Yes…………I study medicine…………cool…………BBB is feeling a tad poorly right now…………..resuscitate me please. General laughter…………fuck I am such a comedian. OK baby lets get serious……………how much? 200. Don’t be silly…………….100………….and you stay 2 hours and pics and anal included.
NO NO NO…………..no anal……………and I want 150. Too fucking much…………….but you are so gorgeous……………I am feeling so horny right now………………with no fuck last night I am definitely going to nail this babe. Come on let’s go, need to get you out of the way so I can get to a Terma this afternoon.
Back to the apartment pictures turn into 1 picture and fully clothed. Explains to me that one of her friends posed for pics and they ended up splashed all over internet – Michelli is never going to allow that to happen. Imagine some mongrel low down slime dog doing that to a sweet girlie – how could he.
OK now here comes the good part – strip her off – shower her up – bit of kissing and fondling then down to business – BBB gets his magic tongue working for a good 10-15 minutes and by the ever increasing moaning and groaning it is obviously appreciated – when all of a sudden the moans turn to shrieks and even greater shrieks as she pushes my head back from that sweetest of pussies – right there and then – right before my eyes – I experience my very first ever gusher – what a site – how fantastic – she is shooting a stream a good 15-18 inches and it just keeps coming and coming – I am just propped there staring in amazement – as she just keeps on shrieking and gushing – must have been 30-45 seconds – I really don’t know how long but goddam it was it a magnificent experience.
She barely stops gushing before she is giving me the greatest deep throat blow job I have ever had – man what an angel this girl is.
Yadda yadda yadda you guys know the rest – we fuck – we rest – we fuck – I am thinking of Monte Carlo later on – ok 1.5 hours is plenty – gotta get the chat around to getting her to leave. When can I see you again baby – can I call you? No phone – I only work Sundays as I study all week – 1 day provides enough cash for me – ok baby I will see you next Sunday OK? OK ……..bye bye as she drags that gorgeous arse out the door.
BBB thinks to himself – good get there young fella – see we all knew you had irresistible charm – yesterdays disasters almost forgotten already.
I am certain of one thing about the session with Michelli – that was the best sex I have ever experienced in my whole life.
Photo: Michelli 01
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 06:39 pm: Edit |
My god - after a fucking hour I finally got one uploaded - now you guys are gonna seriously get a face full of pussy if I upload the rest - are you sure you wanna see them?
By Thumper on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 07:29 pm: Edit |
BadBoy, did you use the image resizer? That may explain why it took you so long to upload one picture. Reduce the size and it should uploads pics in just a few seconds.
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 08:06 pm: Edit |
Yes I did use image resizer - just took me so long to work out how to upload - dumb Aussie fucker don't forget fellas.
By Mongerx on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 09:21 pm: Edit |
Haha. I love this report!
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 10:10 pm: Edit |
Day 2 – Afternoon Session
Called the other 2 members of the UNFKF but they tied up with other shit – oh well BBB is off to Monte Carlo on his lonesome – no problem I am a big boy and can look after myself. Grab a cab and show him address and am there in no time – quick tub and into the bar – grab a beer – ever notice how much clearer am man thinks with a beer in his hand? Amazing elixir isn’t it.
OK quick glance around – Holy Toledo – blondie baby – you are going to be mine. Come here baby – come here baby…………………she soon gets the drift and joins me. Name? Lana……………..fuck you are so gorgeous…………….this time BBB aint making no mistakes ………….to me this blondie is head and shoulders above anything else here right now……………………ok baby…………….pictures? No problem ………….great ……………. anal?.................no problem…………..great…………….let me finish this beer and then we go. Gotta tell you that with her tongue either down my throat or in my ear and that hand wrapped around my cock I REALLY REALLY drank slowly.
Into the room ………..first impression…………….room much bigger than L’uomo ………… at least there is room at the end of the bed for BBB to work his magic………….god blondie you look even better in here……………fuck you are sensational………………..OK down to business………………no time to lose………………plenty of pics………………I will post all her pics and then you guys tell me if I have put too many up.
If so I will cut back on others.
Now for the sex……………..this woman just devoured me………………it was awesome…………anything and everything in all holes……………..BBB eventually showing her a new variation of receiving it anal that she had not done before and by that fucking noise she was making she more than enjoyed.
I just loved they way she made me inspect her arsehole after I had cum inside it…………..covered of course…………….but god was she a wild one………………Lana was just fucking unbelievable.
All I can say about Lana is that session with her was the best sex I have ever experienced in my life.
And what’s more, there is a kicker to come later about Lana.
Her are some pics.
Photos: Lana 02 03 04 05 06
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 10:16 pm: Edit |
Day 2 – Night Session.
Back to the apt and lay down – time for quite reflection – think I might be getting the hang of this place – hmmmm……….yes………..maybe it as good as everybody keeps saying.
OK enough of this inner analysis shit – I need to go get some money before it gets too late. There is a HSBC bank right beside my apt where I got some kanga out yesterday with my Visa – better go do again. Bounce down stairs – into HSBC – slide the card in – rejecto. Try again – rejecto. Try again – rejecto…………………..what the fuck is going on here. Eventually machine accepts card but returns exceeded daily limit sign – impossible I haven’t even used this fucker today.
Keep trying over and over for 30 mins or so – every fucking machine – same message – no problem – try another bank. Into Banco Da Yanco or whatever the fucking name was – now different problem – no fucking English on machine. Jesus I am getting angry again………………..try another bank…………….same problem………………….late Sunday evening no chance of finding someone to help who isn’t going to dong me on the head and pinch my money I think to myself………….Ah Hah………………..another brain wave…………….cop shop 4 doors up…………..one of those fine upstanding constables will help me…………..so I bowl into the cop shop…………up to the counter…………English anybody? Many shaking heads and no, no, no from all quarters……….then all of a sudden a little filly appears from a back office and says she speaks English. I proceed to explain to her that I no comprendo Port and I need cash………….waving my Visa card at her and pointing out the door to the bank.
She clearly understands but shakes her head, shrugs her shoulders and says cannot help. 5 more minutes of pleading from me and she either feels sorry for the for the gringo lunatic with the Visa card in his hand or realizes I aint going nowhere till she helps so she finally relents.
Out the door we go together and into the bank – now she explains to me the sign coming says this machine does not accept Visa – what the fuck – how can this be – ok we try another bank – same result – now I am really getting pissed off. OK whatever – I give little lady plod a small Koala gift and thank her for her efforts – oh well guess I can get some US$ cashed somewhere tonight.
Quick tub and off to meet my UNFKF buddies for dinner – I think we went to Marius or some such place tonight – not really sure – meat one side – seafood the other – some of you guys will know it.
Back to TA at about 11 for some pre HELP discussion – we reconfirm amongst all 3 coalition partners that tomorrow we get serious about arranging our Fiesta – but first gotta take care of business tonight. I just love that 45mins in right outside HELP from 11 till 11.45 – what a blast.
OK inside straight around to get a drink and we are standing right in front of the toilets – you know where the light is better. Standing, drinking, smoking, bullshitting, typical guy stuff ………..oh yes and of course seriously perving on every bit of pussy within 10mtrs.
This babe with a very brief top and shortest of skirts is seriously trying to attract my attention – no need for that writhing and wiggling babe – I have been mentally undressing you for the last 10 minutes – get over here. Your name?..................Deanna. Oh Deanna? No Teanna. Oh Teanna? No Eana. What the fuck…………..I have no idea what you are saying…………….I’ll just call you gorgeous OK? Laughs out loud – quick mental note here………….she understands English. She grabs my hand right away and places it straight on her stomach………….I am a bit surprised………what you want? Feel my stomach……………oh OK…………….fuck it is rock hard………….feel more stomach…………….up down around…………..feel arse …………….arms…………..shit this body is rock hard……………I mean REALLY REALLY rock hard. More laughter from her…………I work out very hard in gym every day…………..cool…………….you have just about won me babe. Ask me my age she says……………………how old are you I ask…………….she laughs…………32……….no fucking way………………impossible………..impossible…………maybe 25………….we back and forth for maybe another 10 mins………………then I gotta get USA and Denmark in on this………….feel her stomach………….she is so proud of her physique………………the boys have a good check over…………tell me her age I ask………………same response……………….24 / 25………….no 32……………unbelievable is the unanimous response and we nickname her wash board.
OK baby…………..you just about won me……………I am going to look around and if I find you in 1 hour you are coming home with me. She says she too will be looking and I might miss out. Whatever – tonight BBB is not getting drunk and is not going home empty handed so we part. We mingle, chat, drink, have a good time till maybe 1.30 when I say I am going to find wash board and take her home.
I go looking and goddam it she is intertwined with some other guy – she spots me – shrugs her shoulders as if to say I told you so - oh well happens off on the hunt again. An hour passes and I have grabbed nothing – and lo and behold – wash board appears again.
Starts telling me some story which she didn’t need to – how much baby? 300. Now I am the one laughing – 150 – anal and all the pics I want I say. NO NO NO – no anal – pics yes – 200. OK decision time – 200 – she speaks English and we have firm agreement – 2.30am and I am going to enjoy this one. See you guys I am off – BBB is first to leave tonight and still relatively sober.
Wash board was just great – we really got on very well – apart from no anal everything else was perfect – that body – did I mention she had a tight hard body – and god could she fuck.
Next morning she wrote her name down before leaving – Iara – oh now I understand.
I really do think that this session with Iara was the best sex I have ever had in my entire life.
Photos: Iara 07 08 09 10 11 12
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 10:28 pm: Edit |
Ok I think I have the hang of this now.
Just tell me if it is too long and too boring and I will not post anymore - you guys are in charge.
By Mongerx on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 11:00 pm: Edit |
I think this is the best trip report chapter I have ever read in my life.
Seriously, not many trip reports have inspired me, but this one certainly will make me add Rio to my airfare searches. Somehow I just don't think SIN-Rio is gonna be cheap enough to pull the trigger. Also, your handing out little Koalas triggers my memory. I think we met once at a Pujesara in Batam. Anyway keep up the good work and I am glad I got to check out the pics before the censors nuke 'em
By Badboybilly on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 11:07 pm: Edit |
Monger X - Yes same guy as in Pujasera in Batam - had a great time with you guys - cannot wait to catch up to you again.
Why would censors nuke the pics? Is there something wrong with these?
If there is please advise and I will not post any more - but I cannot believe these would be rejected?
By Gibletpie on Friday, November 04, 2005 - 03:53 am: Edit |
BBB, I'm enjoying your report immensely. I don't want to break your balls here, or piss on the party, but I want to point out that there's a very serious reason these girls ask that their photos not be posted on the internet.
Their families don't know what they do.
Yes, the photos are SUPPOSED to be blocked in Brasil, but anyone with slightly more than passing familiarity with the internet can figure out how to get around this--not to mention that pictures are NOT blocked until the admin integrates them into the system.
I know one girl down here who had to sell her house and move after her neighbors found out she was a GDP. I know another girl who had very serious problems after her dad found out she worked at 4x4. Not only does it affect their financial wellbeing, but it brings them A LOT of shame and grief in their families and communities.
I know a lot of guys in the states would LOVE to see more photos, but you really have to consider the possible consequences to these girls. They are people with real lives, not just tits and pussies.
And consider that if they have to quit the program because their families and friends find out what they're doing, no one gets to have fun with them again. I keep my mouth shut, but there have been cases of guys informing girls that they saw their pictures on the internet. That's why many of them are so camera shy now.
Your conscience is your own. Do what you like. I'm just letting you know why I choose to respect a girl's privacy when she asks me not to post her photos.
Now back to the fun ;)
By Azguy on Friday, November 04, 2005 - 09:24 am: Edit |
Nice pics BBB. Damn, I didnt know we could post pics like this. I have some great shots that CH did not post in my trip report. I'll just post directly in the text like you did. Learn something every day. AZ
PS:Gibletpie, to each his own, but I agree with you, I would not post if the girl said not to. I have some fantastic shots of the girl we met in 4X4 that I would never post. I didnt understand that until I was there.
By Badboybilly on Friday, November 04, 2005 - 01:20 pm: Edit |
Point taken
Report discontinued.
By Jaguar on Friday, November 04, 2005 - 02:55 pm: Edit |
BBB,
I don't know how you managed to do it by getting some of your photos posted. Because when I wanted to post identical butt shots of Fawn, they told me they were "too graphic."
I'm really pissed because they were the best shots of her. Go figure? Lurch also had some great poses they refused to post.
Perhaps it's because they didn't like my reports as much as yours--it's fantastic by the way!
Don't stop now.
Jag
By Badboybilly on Friday, November 04, 2005 - 02:59 pm: Edit |
No fuck it.
BBB has re-thunked the whole situation.
I have also been in contact with Club Hombre admin - here is the deal.
I will post all pics I intended straight into reports - you guys can see them in ALL their glory before Admin integrates them at which time they are invisible with Brazil security block and those pics deemed unsuitable will be deleted.
By Azguy on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 12:18 am: Edit |
I am not quite sure why you stopped your report in the first place. I hope it wasnt because a couple of us said we would not post if the girl asked us not to. That is just me, I think you should keep posting (especially the blonde) AZ
By Gibletpie on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 05:31 am: Edit |
Cool, man. But they are not "invisible with Brazil security block." I'm in Brazil, and I can look at the pics. The "security block" is pretty pathetic.
Just sayin'.
By Tdog123 on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 10:07 am: Edit |
Great narrative and pics.
I decided to branch out in my monger experiance with a week in CR for thanksgiving and decided on Thailand for 10 days over Christmas because of the fact that in Catholic countries many girls return home for holidays. After reading and seeing your report I am second guessing my decision and will deffinatly schedule Rio trip in the springtime.
At least from Cal it is ONLY 1 full day travel time.
By soccer on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 04:21 pm: Edit |
Were Lana's tits real?
By Sandman on Sunday, November 06, 2005 - 05:05 am: Edit |
I see an interesting pattern in this report:
>I am certain of one thing about the session with Michelli – that was the best sex I have ever experienced in my whole life.
>All I can say about Lana is that session with her was the best sex I have ever experienced in my life.
>I really do think that this session with Iara was the best sex I have ever had in my entire life.
Funny how those garotas will do that to a guy.
Noce report and nice pics.
By Badboybilly on Sunday, November 06, 2005 - 01:58 pm: Edit |
Soccer - No mate - they were indeed delicately enhanced - best fucking job I have ever seen and felt.
God I love that girl
By Badboybilly on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 01:37 am: Edit |
Lana - to all those guys sending me pm's - Lana works at Monte Carlo. What days? - NFI (No Fucking Idea)- just take your chances as I did when I found her.
Do I have a contact phone number? Sorry guys - I lost the complete list of all numbers for all girls somehow on my return to Australia.
Looks like I gotta go a'huntin afresh on next visit - still the thrill of the hunt is what should drive us all on.