Day 4 – Midday Session

I finally get Paolo to leave about 11.30 – god I am sure we would have fucked all day but I have a plan today to work on 2 things – getting my average up and trying to finalize a Fiesta with my fellow coalition members.

OK now my plan was to have an agency girl every day of my stay at or around midday – here I am day 4 and I still have not sampled one – OK – Plan A – go get an agency girl.

Onto the phone to Karla and I cannot get them to understand me – fuck it – what do I do know. Go get some brekky and see if I can find someone to call them for me from MP. So I bounce downstairs and lo and behold – just as I walk onto street – the Rio Apartment guy pulls up out front in his van.

I go grab him and demand to get that fucking lock and TV fixed – “Don’t worry – don’t worry we will do it today” I am assured. Hmmmm……………..heard that before. Whatever. Brain wave – he can arrange Karla girl for me. I get him to call and arrange for Andressa who was top of my pre-selected list off their web site. I am assured Andressa will be there at 1.30pm – deal is done.

Off to MP for some sustenance as Rio Apt goes upstairs to fix the lock – back at 1.30 and yes Andressa arrives about 10 minutes later.

Was I disappointed? No I was expecting her to look “less desirable” than on the web site – but I think it was a greater step down than I expected. Whatever she is here – and the service over next 2 hours was fantastic – no need explain – all holes all positions - unquestionably the best sexual experience I have had in my entire life.

Once again pics less than perfect …………….er correction…………shithouse

Photos: Andressa 28 29 30 31

Day 4 – Afternoon Session

Now BBB finally gets his mind of pussy for a few minutes – and ponders the thought that our coalition of UN members may be falling apart – comes to conclusion that I gotta get the troops together and reaffirm our goals. Call USA – he is busy with last nights conquest from HELP and thinks she is so sweet that he might keep her another night – Cool mate – as long as you happy. Call Denmark – he thinks he will stay in bed because his medical affliction is so bad – cool – as long as you look after yourself so we can get the team back on the road.

Now BBB is all alone – whatever – off to Solarium to sample the wares there. Selected Angelica – a big blondie – just cannot keep away from those blondes in the Termas it seems. Did all required negotiations up front – pics and anal – no prizes for guessing where BBB unloaded with this one.

Damn it was good………………probably the best sex I have ever had in my life.

Photos: Angelica 32 33 34 35 36 37

BBB,

That's some pastrami sandwich between Priscilla's legs!

Keep the pic's and prose coming.

Jag

Day 4 – Twilight Meeting with Coalition Members Turns Into Night Session

After returning from Solarium I finally get USA and Denmark to MP for a sit down. I remind the troops we are here as a Fuck Keeping Force – not a Peace Keeping Force – and indeed it is out charter to seek and destroy rather than to love and nurture – or rest and recuperate either.

All members in agreement that we must collectively pick up our game. First move – finalize Fiesta. We call VIP’s but already booked for Thursday – don’t you hate that? USA who has done Rio about 10 times has an idea – mini Fiesta. Let’s go check out Suite at Infinity Hotel I think it was – so off we troop. Check out Suite – 1 big bedroom, kitchen, Jacuzzi room, toilet, shower – 3 guys / 6 girls – all agree will be tight but will be a great roman type orgy.

OK all agree we can make this work and at low cost. Down to desk to negotiate. USA is jabbering away for 10mins in Port – finally seems some sort of agreement is struck – 600 for 5 hours – yep we think this is going to work. We just need to arrange some girls tomorrow and we will have a Fiesta on our hands on Thursday – today being Tuesday.

OK USA now has to go to take his babe for dinner so Denmark and Australia head to Apts for quick tub and agree to meet back at MP then head to another weigh and pay place – food tasted like shit – big mistake – coalition agreement here that as of tomorrow we eat nowhere but Kilogram.

After dinner we sit and chat and even question the wisdom of USA – no we not getting jealous but we can see what is coming. Head to TA and get our now almost standard table outside help for the normal evening – USA busy elsewhere.

A couple of hours inside HELP doing the normal then I run into Pateana – a 22yo black as black girl from Buzios who very nearly won me the night I took wash board home. This little darling just cannot stop dancing – she is wriggling and writhing all night – you guys know what I mean. OK around 2 it’s time to seal the deal – how much babe? 100 she replies. Fucking near floored me – but keeping best poker face as I try to clinch this bargain. You stay all night? Must leave at 10am to catch bus back to Buzios. Anal? No no no. But I want anal and many pics. Pay me 150 and you can have what you want. My kinda deal and we are off like a brides nightie.

This girl just totally devoured me – undoubtedly the best and most passionate sex I have ever experienced in my life.

Photos: Pateana 38 39 40 41 42 43

God, I love those Brazilain Nubian queens!

My God, she looks like Fawn, only slimmer! Perhaps she lost some weight after her kidney surgery.

Come to think of it, I never heard from her after I turned down her request for $200.

Shit, Fawn's from Buzios too!!

Fuck, Fawn can really dance too!!

She's 22 also! Ah man, she told me she wasn't on the programe and I believed her? Guess some of the girls lie a little; I never would have suspected it of her.

Jaguar - Girls lie?

Nah - this girl would not lie.

She told me she was in Rio for a 4 day vacation - not a hooker - owns her own hair salon on Buzios.

Said she had only ever taken money from a guy for sex once before - the first night I saw her - and only for 1 hour - of course I believe her.

The night I took her she said she had to catch a bus home to Buzios next morn at 10.30 - whatever.

She was still there close to midday when I kicked her out.

Saw her on the street buying an ice cream at 5pm or so later that day - said she checked on work and everything was ok so she decided to stay another night.

She was in Help again that night - and the next night.............nah............the girls would never lie................they just get mixed up and miss their buses or whatever I am sure.



(Message edited by BadBoyBilly on November 07, 2005)

BBB,

Yep, that's Fawn. Actually she owns a salon in Cabo Frio. By any chance did she have a scar from her recent surgery? Oh well, at least she's still alive. Let me know if you get an email from her asking for money.

Did you check your shower after she left? She has a nasty habit of leaving markers for the other girls.

Is that really her - I gotta admit she was a sensational fuck - absolutely sensational.

Now tell me - was the bit about her not allowing just any guy to fuck up the arse bullshit too - she said I could because I was "special".

Yep, Jag went there!

Okay, now we have accounted for two of the three stooges...who's next, LOL

This is great shit guys, I love it, keep it coming!

Carpe' Diem!

I think I finally got it figured out BBB. Every piece of ass is the best you have ever had. I can agree with that angle and still looking for the next best piece.

Great report buddy. Keep it coming

Sandman - BBB has this tried and tested theory - there is only one thing better than pussy - and that is NEW pussy.

As mentioned in my report - I come from a rural / farming background - my father taught me at a very tender age - the pussy is always greener on the other side of the fence.

I am sorry you were not in town Sandman whilst I was there as I really wanted to meet you - next time my friend - June is pencilled in at this stage.

that should be every mongers creed!

BBB,

Now that I have looked at the photos more closely, I'm sure that the panties she's wearing are one of the several pairs I gave her.

Oh, fuck, when will the misery end?

You have to admit it, she's incredible in bed.

Jaguar - Yes she was incredible in bed - the more I think of her the more I want a repeat - and BBB lives closely by the FFF edict.

As for the panties - for fucks sake mate give her some edible ones next time - those fuckers stuck in my gullet for days.

She did say to me during our wildly erotic and passionate encounter that it was a nice to be with a REAL man for a change!

Just kidding mate - my real name is BBBB - BullshitingBadBoyBilly.

To fix the quote

Man has Five Primary needs: "Food, Water, Sleep, Pussy and Strange Pussy" Robert DiNero

Holy Shit!

I remember seeing Fawn in Buzios now a couple of years ago! I thought it was hilarious, I would see her every morning having breakfast in the Pousada with a different 50 y/o + gringo. Me and my friends would see her out at this really dirty little bar that is now closed on Rua das Pedras, she was quite the dancer. She totally worked the whole tourist scene in Buzios...

I remember that she was quite the fixture in Buzios and the one totally obvious gdp working the town.

Too funny...

Copabrasil 1,

You mean the bitch lied to me. I'm going to go cut my throat.

Jag

Hang on - Hang on - there is a mix up - the girl I fucked from Buzios was not a hooker - in fact as I posted above she had only ever taken money off one other guy for sex in her life - she told me so.

You guys are obviously mistaken - please take another closer look at the pics and I am sure the innocent little princess who danced and romanced her way indelibly into BBB's heart is NOT the same girl you guys refer to - she would never lie to me - I am the ONLY man in her life.

Yeah, and I'm not a sensitive bastard.

"That's some pastrami sandwich between Priscilla's legs!"
Jag


I know, I was banging her one day and couldn't help but stare at it. There's enough meat hanging there to feed a small family.

This is some great shit.....Jag....you are the best bro....this is some funny shit for real.....BBB wonderful report...almost as good as Jag's....but for the life of me....im scared now.....because I will no doubt be the 3rd STOOG.....I think Fawn has it going on....loving the post...keep it coming

Poor Fawn, 200R for a kidney transplant and you wouldn't cough it up for her.

Jag you mean bastard...lol

Maybe she can sell the panties you bought her on E-bay and cover her medical expenses.

Back12draft,

Actually, poor Fawn had a stroke just about a year ago and was hospitalized for several weeks. I saw pictures of her last December, and all I can say is that her face was really messed up. But by the time I saw her again in January, she was all better so I fucked her.

What the hell, she wasn't a cripple or anything like that, but God got even with me for taking advantage of the less fortunate. That's the time she put the hair in the shower and the rubbers in the refridge. Why in God's name would a 21 year old have a stroke, I wondered?

She told me her ex was into weight lifting and injected her with steroids twice daily over a six month period about two years ago. I asked her why she did it and she said,"He made me." "Why did you stop," I asked? "Because my voice got deeper!" No, she didn't grow a dick, in case you're wondering!

I figured if I coughed up the R$200 for her kidney, that would just be the begining of my nightmare. Remember, I'm not very lucky.

The panties were only $6 a pair at Victoria Secret, so they won't bring much on E-bay.

Jaguar - this has gone far enough.

Your slanderous accusations concerning the future "mother of my children" has forever sallied her previously impeccable and unblemished reputation - I might just be forced to challenge you to a duel in order to avenge the reprehensible actions you have undertaken.

My darling Pateanna - whilst she may have walked (danced) like a duck (hooker), quacked (fucked) like a duck (hooker), she did indeed look me squarely in the eye and promised me she was not a duck (hooker).

Just because she is in Help every night wiggling her butt at every guy who basses by - disapperaing out the door hand in hand with a different guy every night - now I ask you - once and for all - show me the evidence to substantiate that my little princess is indeed a hooker?