Day 8 – Homeward Bound – Mission Completed

BBB awoke to his alarm on time at 4.30am – quick tub – look around the apartment – fuck maybe I should have started to pack yesterday!

No probs – standard male packing system – chuck all the shit in bag and sort it out when I get home. Rio Apt guy due at 5.00am to check me out and deliver me to airport.

5.10am no sign – so go down to street level to call him. “Don’t worry, don’t worry – I will be there in 5 minutes”. So I lean against a wall and have a smoke whilst marveling at the life of Rio all around me even at this late / early hour. 5.20am arrives – no sign – I call him again - “Don’t worry, don’t worry – I will be there in 5 minutes” – hmmm …………..heard that one before. Finally arrives at 5.35am and then fess’s up that he actually slept through 3 alarms and was indeed my 5.10 phone call that wakes him up.

BBB does not want to miss this plane – he has an arduous journey ahead to return to Australia. I never ever want to see any of you guys complain about your mere hop, step and jump plane rides to Rio in the future – just check out the return schedule that this depraved and desperate man undertook to enable him to experience the delights of Rio:
Sat Oct 8 - RIO/INTL 7.30am – Sat Oct 8 - BA/EZE 11.00am
Sat Oct 8 – BA/EZE 9.05pm – Sun Oct 9 - WASH/DULLES 6.45am
Sun Oct 9 – WASH/DULLES 8.50am – Sun Oct 9 – LAX 11.19am
Sun Oct 9 – LAX – 10.50pm – Tue Oct 11 – SYD 6.10am
Tue Oct 11 – SYD 8.30am – Tue Oct 11 MEL 9.40am

Definitely not complaining – the minor inconvenience is a small price to pay – I would do it all again tomorrow if I could – I loved the place – cannot wait to return.

BBB definitely had the best sexual experiences of his life in Rio this week.

Day 8 – But Wait – There Is More – You Even Get This Set Of Steak Knives!

Well not exactly – but there is still a chapter to be told.

Prior to dispatching BBB to undertake his duties at UNFKF – senior management at Australian headquarters had determined that BBB would be rather exhausted after facing the coal face of battle during his week long commission in Rio – and therefore rather than spend 10hrs on BA airport that indeed he deserved some much needed R & R in BA – so it was arranged for a gorgeous little tour director by the name of Ana Luna to collect BBB at the airport and chauffer him around BA on a guided tour.

First stop was the famous Alamo restaurant to re-fuel – because we all know you cannot fuck all day on jam sandwiches.

Then off to Santa Fe 1707 which is a private apartment / brothel at about 1pm - there were 4 girls working - I chose Pamela - says she was 23yo - great young firm body - tallish type - my type really - 100P for an hour plus 30P for BBBJ - service was fantastic - thoroughly enjoyable.

This was definitely the best sexual experience I have ever had in all my life.

Then off to Cafe Orleans to see what I could grab there. Ana came and joined me for a drink - there were maybe 8-10 girls in there - all kept right away whilst Ana sat with me for a drink - it was hilarious. Ana realized this and said I think you will do better alone - so she left me to my own devices and headed out.

I sat and had a beer and thought that a cute blondie was the one for me - but I waited and waited for her to stand up to see the chassis. She just would not stand up - then just as I was going to move over to her she had a plate of food arrive.

Goddam it now I gotta wait till she finishes eating. She sees me keep smiling and motioning to her so I think she ate rather quickly.

As soon as she finished I headed over and convinced her to go to the toilet so I could see the body - one look convinced me and on her return 30 secs of negs saw us heading out the door to the hotel around the corner. Said her name was Maylissa - 23yo - 200P for the enjoyment - no anal though.

This was definitely the best sexual experience I have ever had in all my life.

Ana my tour guide was fantastic - Not only did she do a very professional job of delivering me to the hooker establishments - then she took me shopping to help me select a gift for my wife on my return to Australia – perfect – BBB will be in the good books all around on his return home.

Photos: Maylissa 90 91 92 93 94 95 96

I nominate you for Secretary General of the UN.

Great work, glad to see that somebody takes full advantage of their time.

Great report BBB, Rio is so addictive!!! 7 days and counting on trip #5. My direct overnight flight from Atl. sounds pretty good compared to yours! That has got to be the jet-lag from hell!

Great read. Thanks for your humorous writing style.

There are some talented writers on this board.

Also, nice to see a 1st-time Rio monger who understands not paying the 1st price a girl asks.

Awesome report BBB, preps me up on my 8 day trip next week. Thank you for the pics. Patch

Hilton - Jet Lag? - actually no - the direct fright from LAX to SYD is 14 hours - I took a sleeping pill and slept like a baby for 10 hours.

I arrived back at work at I think 10.00am on Oct 11 .............or was it Oct 12?...........who fucking knows.........and just worked a normal day.

The problem was readjusting to the time zone..........I had terrible trouble sleeping for next 10 days........or was I missing some tight sweet juicy pussy laying in the bed beside me...........hmmm.........yes maybe that was my problem.