This will not be a day by day blow by blow ( pun intended) account of my most recent trip. While some Hombres are great at relating events in a chronology, I find I do not remember what day I did what or who and I refuse to take notes while I am on vacation and trying to relax.
What I intend to do, to my feeble best, is present an overall impression of what this trip was all about and how it differed - if it did - from prior adventures.

Contrary to my last three trips I was planning on only staying in Thailand this time. The last three trips had been split between AC and LOS in some proportion or another. I had grown somewhat tired of AC and it's drama queens. I still have vivid recollections of sitting in the airport in Manila , getting repeated frantic phone calls from 2 girls. One claiming she was being threatened with extreme physical harm because she had " stolen" me from the other girl, who kept calling insisting she still loved me and denying she had said anything to the other girl. Both wanted me to call " Mommy Josie " at Bunny Ranch to confirm what they were saying. When I did call her - she had no friggin idea what I was talking about. Since then Josie has been murdered by her jealous drugged up husband and I had decided I did not want to re enter the twilight zone I left back in June. All in all I find Thailand a saner, safer place to relax and get away from worries , not to inherit new worries. Then there is the factor of quality of talent. As what Khun Moo ( Porker) would call n apologist for Thailand I find there is no possible way you can compare the looks of the Thai girls to there much poorer cousins in the Phils. As for GFE - I'll take Thailand any day in that regard as well. After all I seem to fall in love every time I go there, they gotta be doing something.

I had booked with China Air this trip as I have grown dissatisfied with Thai Air's antiquated 747 and there flight times to BKK. Turned out to be a great choice. China Air's first class easily blew away Thai's. Full sleeper seats and a personal TV screen that was about 17" - non stowable it was so big. It just swung to the side to get it out of the way- only single seats on each side of the plane . Sweet !! The only down side was the 3 hour layover in Tapei on the trip to BKK- the lounge was great however. Arrived in BKK at 12:30 PM and caught a cab to the Pres Solitaire. Was met with enthusiasm by everyone - they all remember me - or at least remembered Da - as all the door guys asked where my girlfriend was. They were all looking forward to seeing her again. I informed them she was now in Switzerland and I was once again a single man. I quickly unpacked and made a run to MBK to pick up a new SIM card and some assorted goodies. Also a stop at Foodland for the essentials. I had a quick dinner at a foodstall on Soi 11 and returned to the hotel for a quick nap. Surprisingly I did not wake up until after midnight and still felt groggy so I just packed it in and got some definitely needed sleep that night. The next morning I felt much better and was ready to go. The nights sleep served me well as I felt great the rest of my trip.

That night I hooked up with Don Marco who I was supposed to meet the prior evening. I met a few other Hombre's this trip. Senator, Bahtman, Hunterman, Rooster, and renewed acqaintances with Socrates. I will never remember what night I met who or where , but they were all great guys that I wish I had gotten to spend more time with. My mongering style still leans towards being solo or at most with one other dude at a time. I ended up spending a great deal of time with DM and only crossed paths with all the other Hombres. Just circumstances mostly plus the fact that DM is an old friend. I find it very uncomfortable to walk into any bar with a posse. It's not easy to find appropriate seats and certainly makes choosing pooying problematic. Anyway we met at Angelwitch and were greeted warmly by Dave of course. I saw a really sweet young thing named Nam who I was very intereted in , but of course the mamasan had seen me come in and ran over to tell me that she had already called Ked at home to hurry into work because I was there. Ked was the girl I had spent some time with last trip , but I was hoping to branch out a bit in AW as there were some real hotties available that were not there last trip. Too late ! I told the mamasan that we were leaving to barhop around NEP and to tell Ked I would come back for her. I was half hoping Ked would leave when I was not there , but after making the rounds and returning to AW - sure enough - there she was sitting outside the bar waiting. She told me she had watched me and DM go from bar to bar and wondered why we took so long to come back. Oh well ! She was looking damn good so I was not entirely dissapointed. We got re acquainted that night and she was twice as passionate as she had been on my last visit so I was a happy man for sure. Welcome back toThailand !! The clear downside was I learned that Nam the hottie I was interested in at AW was one of Ked's best friends. So much for hittin on that. Thai BGs have few moral rules but two include not fuckin friends of their customers ( sometimes) but definitely not fuckin customers of their friends in the bar.

I stayed in BKK for about 5-6 days the first part of the trip. Days were spent at Lólita's or Bangkok Teen Massage - great lineup when they are all there, but increasingly popular so the hot pooying are frequently busy. I highly recommned a trip to BKK Teen however because it's worth the chance the regulars are not busy. Baron's is no longer - new owners and renamed - worthless, at least as of this writing. Absolutely nothing was doable there. Also I renewed my presence at Morning Night beer bar on Soi 4. I have never been in this bar at night but the daytime staff has plenty of good looking honeys, including my favorite from last trip- Meow - who welcomed me with open arms and the same tight little pussy. Basically my short times were reserved for the daytime and my nights were usually with either Ked or Meow- at least for the first part of my BKK adventure. I never took my camera while out during the day for shortimes so I only have pics of my two honeys from this part of the trip.

Photos: Ked 01 02 03 04 05

Photos: Meow 06 07 08 09 10

Next Stop Pattaya

I had grown somewhat tired of AC and it's drama queens.


Welcome aboard



As for GFE - I'll take Thailand any day in that regard as well. After all I seem to fall in love every time I go there, they gotta be doing something.


++++++ Right on ++++++. Well there is specialized service. I split half my trip getting my brains fucked out ST and the other half fucking and fall in love with my quiet types. Fucking remained a constant tho


DM and only crossed paths with all the other Hombres. Just circumstances mostly plus the fact that DM is an old friend. I find it very uncomfortable to walk into any bar with a posse. It's not easy to find appropriate seats and certainly makes choosing pooying problematic.


It's certainly a challenge when it comes to logistics. I for one like to hang with one other friend barhopping and possible use some lame early day meetings as opps to meet new folks. With many folks it's hard to get in sync for one reason or another.


Nam the hottie I was interested

Your taste, as always, is impecable. Nam is one of the finest overall girls I've seen in quite some time. I'm still amazed she sat at my side for a couple hours my first night there and I DIDN'T barfine her. I set up Senny with her to live vicariously thru him as I was already somewhat attached by that point...


Nice Ked and Meow pics. For sure two very cute girls. As for Morning night-- by gosh you spent some SERIOUS HOURS (not too mention baht) there. I found it helpful, as I always knew where to find you

KM, you're selling yourself short as a report writer. You do a great job expressing your feel for the venue and your impressions of what happened, and hearing about Thailand from someone with as much experience as yourself is real pleasure. An excellent read, as always, and sounds like you had lots of fun this trip.

Afternoons at Morning/Night are one of the things I like best about Bangkok, enjoying a lazy afternoon and watching the bargirl universe pass by. Plenty of great girls there to keep you entertained as well. I miss that place.

Re: Comparing looks of Thai girls to other places, however, looks like you found several iterations of Olive Oyl types to keep you occupied! Not difficult to see why them girls love you long time: THEY HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO EAT IN MONTHS!

Thanks for taking the time to share your experiences (and pics) with all of us.

DM, Still can't believe you didn't pull the trigger on Nom (that's what she put as her name when programming my cell phone). I wound up bf-ing her three times this trip; the most I've ever bf'd a girl in a single trip.

KM, these are some very, very pretty gals here, can never get enough of the tall, slender beauts.

I agree w/Porker, your reports are always a great read, and you owe us one Magnum Opus now and then, or perhaps a 12 part historical anthology of the LOS 20 years until now. Get it down for posterity I say.

Great write-up KM. The Ked and Meow pics are excellent, and as with those above, I found your writing style to be very readable and easy flowing. Nice to see and pleasant to read.

It was a pleasure to meet you there at the Morning Night, your most common haunt as near as I could tell.

Carpe' Diem

OMG! Baron's finished???!!! I am crushed.
I am dreaming every day of seeing Mint and Pun again, and now I am severely bummed that I will not be able to find them. Time to go digging around for my old Baron's cards, maybe I have Mints number on one.
Dang, I am just about weeping, dude...incon-fucking-solable.

DM

As always it was great to hang with ya.
Thxs for the props on the pictures. Ked for some reason does not photograph well - she is much better looking than the pics as you have seen. Meow's love of a good time and her bubbly character comes thru very easily in her pics.

Porker

I'll reluctantly take your compliment as I really do not think my efforts can come close to yours in terms of writing style but thanks .
Ked was far from an Olive Oyl type- in fact taller and fuller figured than most Thai girls. Now Meow the little Chiang Mai spinner- she is indeed a tiny lil thing and I love it. Everything about her is small and tight - can't beat that.

You may be interested to know that as much as I love Thailand, I plan to spend a considerable amount of time again in AC next trip. I hope the drama has quieted down though I still have 2 girls e mailing me with all the shit about the other one. I think I'll print em all up and confornt each with the copies. I love a good catfight and I smell a great one brewin.

Senator

Got any pics of Nam ?? Ked told me her friend's name was Nam- or water in Thai so the spelling should be Nam- not Nom ( milk or tits). I definitely wanted to pull the trigger instantly when I saw her , but got cock blocked by the mamasan. I never bought that one a drink after that stunt. I changed to a different mama and gave her all my attention.


Merlin

Thanks I got a few more coming up in final BKK installment .

Val
Great meeting you as well. You were usually quite busy in Angelwitch or I was involved with my harem in Morn Night - so we did not get much chance to get acquainted. I'm sure there will be a next time.

Zuperfly

They did not tear down the building. Perhaps they are still there - or not . There is still an oil massage place there- cannot remember the new name - but the day DM and I were there the talent sucked big time ( not in a good way). Of course as always they say- "many girls busy now , you come back two hours" .

Khun,

Looks like we are sharing some ladies. Ked is a cool chick.



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SAD

Indeed she is. This was my second go around with her. Met her in June when she was first starting out at AW . She told me I was her first farang. She used to work in a legit massage place in Mah Boon Krong so you get the extra perks of a great massage added to your other pleasures. Has she given you the massage treatment ??

BTW

I hope you're using a condom !!

Check your inbox.

Ive got a few things for ya.

Enjoyed your report very much...

I really didnt read the report, sorry. I just skipped to the end to see the girls. Can you post a few R rated naked shots? Thanks.