I consider myself fortunate, this was my second trip to Thailand this year. After a long summer, spending almost no time at home, my boss hits me to relocate from Florida to the midwest. As part of the deal, I get a few weeks to play. So I sell my house, buy a new one, arrange for the movers, pack a bag and head to Bangkok.
I arrive BKK on Friday September 23rd. I apologize for the delay, my notes/journal was buried in the rubble of the move and just resurfaced.
I chose EVA , Deluxe class.. and once again stayed at the Omni on Suk 4. For $45 a night including tax and breakfast it suits me well, close enough to walk to Nana and Skytrain, but just far enough away to have a little peace and quiet.
There was no line at the Taxi stand outside the terminal and as the driver was loading my bag into the trunk the car began to roll away, I chuckled.
Traffic at the toll road and Suk was bad , and of course Soi 4 is on the opposite side so we finally looped around through the little alley on Soi 3and pulled up. 350 baht.
Unpacked and promptly collapsed for 6 hours. Wandered the Beer Garten and Nana. Ended up in Carousel, couldn't believe how poor the quality of the girls there were, when from the back I get attacked by Mind, a girl I BF'd twice back in March. It didn't take long, i paid her BF and off we went. She treated me like a long lost lover, very well. She was heading down to her fram ( read as "farm" ) the next day. It seems instead of drugs or booze, she is quite an enterprising girl and has a working farm, I was invited, however it is a 4 hour bus ride, not my idea of a vacation.
Anyway, I made a late not stop at the family Mart for some Far east munchies, cashews with dried anchovies and what I thought was soy milk, was actually a strawberry yogurt drink that was quite noxious.
saturday took the skytrain to Chatuchuk. A vendor outside was selling fried eggs, like 5 for 10 baht. They tasted sweet to me, but very good. Picked up some crap, people watched. On the way back stopped by Foodland to stock up but the power was out. Went into the Barber/Massage/Laundry on Soi 4 up from the Dynasty. Have been there before, all the girls wear matching dresses, yellow or blue, anyway I got a much needed pedicure and manicure. One of the girls thought I resembled the movie star.... Rambo.

I needed to get some dental work done, originally I was going to use bangkok/Pattaya Hospital in pattaya, but couldn't get the dates I wanted to coincide with my dates, so I went to Dental Hospital on Soi 49 . I was very impressed with their facilities and care. I'm sure there are less expensive places, but I was very happy with their services.Day one replaced fillings on 3 front teeth.

I wandered Beer garten later that night, I spotted a real hottie sipping a wine cooler. Looked so out of place. Approached her, talked a bit, made her a proposition and she come back with
" Does your hotel require ID, I don't have mine"
Ok, a freelancer in a freelance bar with no ID sounds like trouble to me, she is either a crook or under age... can you think of anything else?
She asked If I wanted to go to a short time hotel. I was tempted but let it go. Funny thing , i saw her agin a day or two later. Maybe she just likes to mooch drinks from guys.. Too bad, very cute.
Ended up at Angel Witch, took Nun, i think her name was, small, Kind of Chinese looking, very tight body, 100% fat free, really good time with her. Sorry Dave, I saw you but you were busy.
Tuesday had phase 2 of the dental work which included more filling replacements and the removal of a botched root canal. Took my poor ass back to the hotel, downed some good drugs and that was the night.

Booked a car to Pattaya from an Internet/Travel Agency on the corner of Soi 4 and the Soi that runs to the left as you are walking away from Nana. Anyway, it was 1000 Baht, he picked me up on time in a decent late model Volvo, put some tunes on and we were off. Once we got past the few tolls outside of Bangkok, He poppped a Playbou DVD into the indash player and I was amused for the ride. Good Service. I booked a week at the Sabai Lodge on Soi 2 , I reserved what they call a Deluxe Ruinthai, nice room with a pool right outside. King bed,decent matress, mini bar, just missing a clock.
First stop was a soapie. Selection was fair, but my choice was excellent.If my notes are correct it was #152 Nu, however, I dont know which of the 3 Sabai Massage houses.
Spent that night in the many Bar Beers of soi 2 and the vicinity.
Next day wandered up Beach Road, had some lunch and walked down 13/2 where the blowjob bars are.
Or is that 13/1.. anyway, I had partaken of a chubby but talented girl in the Spring and she spotted me from 50 feet away.. "Remember me?" Uh, Yea, you were the one who sucked my socks up through my penis 6 months ago. Amazing how they remember, I know its not me that's unforgettable.
Anyway, I passed, which was not easy since she had a WWF armlock on me on the sidewalk.
Grabbed a Bahtbus and headed back down to Soi 2 .
Went to one of the other Sabai's for another soapie. Enjoyed some pool time later.
Woke from my siesta and it was raining, fairly hard. Grabbed a baseball cap and took a bahtbus up to walking street. Decided to have a nice dinner, went to Star the lightning over the bay was cool, i had a spicy squid salad, rice and some big ass Prawns. Not cheap at 825Baht, but very good. Went to several go-go's that night, all the BG's tried to steal my cap. I promised i would return and give it to them when the rain stopped.
Finished the night back in the Soi 2 maze of Bar Beers grabbed a little spinner and walked the 50 feet back to my room.
Had the breakfast buffet at the hotel the next morning, nice spread, lots of fruits, eggs, meats, chesses, etc, and unlike the Lek , no fruit flies.
Spent most of my days hanging by the pool and getting either a foot massage or a soapie, and most evenings in the Bar Beers playing Genga or Dice.
One hot afternoon I went to Lólita's. Actually a very nice bar with Charlie the crocodile and Sammy the Terrapin in the main bar.
Found a real cutie in one of the Soi 2 bars and BF'd her 3 nights in a row. I can see how easy it is to fall in love. 18, pretty, great body, unspoiled. In 3 nights all she asked for was a bottle of water from the mini bar and some odd fruit a vendor walked by with at the bar for 20 baht, and of course a nominal surcharge for services rendered which I gladly gave her of 1000 Baht per incident.

On my last night in Pattaya, i once again got a soapie from a tiny thing who was very talented. Knowing I was done for the day, and since I had been taking antibiotics from the tooth extraction and not drinking ( much ) this was a night to get looped. I began a pub crawl of the go gos on Walking street. Went to Happy, Superbaby, Supergirl,Naughty, don't even remember a few, ended up watching a pretty decent lesbo type show, which also included a shower show and the girls were dripping candle wax on each other. While all this was going on, an ambitious dancer showed her appreciation of me buying her a cola, by having her hand down my pants for an extended period of time.
I booked a car back to Bangkok through the hotel front desk. He drove like the wind, but after paying the toll at Rama IX , the aging Toyota Crown spit, coughed , and stopped on the side of the toll road. Not a good thing, along with the fact that the red bean and corn yogurt I ate the night before was trying to get out.
Well he made a few calls, apologized profusely, and told me it would be about 20 minutes.
Meanwhile a CHIPS , or whatever the motorcycle police are called stopped, they had a conversation, and the nice policeman returned about 5 minutes later with a taxicab following him to rescue me. My driver gave the taxi 300 baht and I was off to the President Solitaire.
I booked my last 3 nights in Bangkok here , with a 1 bedroom suite including breakfast, tax, and a ride back to BKK for $108 a night. The room was impressive. King , 4 post brass bed, 42' plasma TV, Cd/DVD player, blah blah... very nice.
Kind of a long walk to Suk, although they have a Tuk Tuk if you want. I stopped at a Chinese place on Suk and 15 i think, they have ducks hanging up. Really good food and reasonable. I had duck with mushrooms and a cow tongue salad.
That night went to Soi Cowboy. I like Baccarra which has a second floor,glass ceiling and the girls upstairs dont wear panties. Very tasty.
I spotted a tasty little spinner and called her over. She actually had substantial tits for a small girl and a Thai. She spent the short taxi ride on the phone which kind of started my feelings of doubts that this may be a crappy session, but once in the room, a little music and some munchies, she warmed up nicely. Ended up being a very fine time. I think her name was Ann.

Next day went to check out Tulip's massage. has had good reviews on this board. It was about 1:00PM, walked in, asked for a 2 hour oil, I was introduced to Nat Le . Pretty, slim, attractive. Rooms are basic , single bed, stand up shower.
It seems Nat Le is a veteran of Baron's where she went by the name of Gae or Kay. She told me Gae, but I noticed her necklace had a large gold "K"
It seems a customer bought it for her... whatever.
This girl was quite talented, she used her tongue on parts of me I didn't even know existed. two hours, 2 shots, I was barely able to walk the steps back up the the Skytrain.

Last day in town decided to try Bangkok Teen.
Nice place past the boutique bars on soi 35 I believe. I like the photo book, I chose one who was unavailable and my second choice was just walking in the door. Good massage, 500 baht for 1 1/2 hours balls massage with choice of happy endings either hand , mouth, or pussy. The balls massage was exquisite and with a good hand finish for another 500 baht... ( I would have opted for oral, but i was still a bit chafed from my time spent with Nat Le)
That night rained really hard, was getting late and I guess most of the prime meat got scooped up early. Took Ahm with the mamasans recommendation. Not a stunner but decent enough body, no baby or moto scars. Ended up being the absolute sweetest thing I have met in a long time. She told me she really like to "smoke". go girl... damn .
I finally let her go close to 3 AM, had the car taking me to the airport at 9:30.
Upgraded myself to business class for the flight home. The 777 was sweet. Now as winter aproaches I can only plan my next trip in the spring and stay warm with thoughts of sweet little brown girls with long stiff nipples, tight butts, and the desire to please (this) Farang.

Baddog

Photo: Soapie Girl
Photo: Soi 2 Cutie A
Photo: Soi 2 Cutie B
Photo: Big Tits Spinner

"One of the girls thought I resembled the movie star.... Rambo."

Ah these girls are so sweet and really know how to make you feel like a rock star. I have had them tell me I look like George Clooney, Sylvester Stallone and Robert Downey Jr....i wish.

Ok, a freelancer in a freelance bar with no ID sounds like trouble to me, she is either a crook or under age... can you think of anything else?

Stunner at the Biergarten w/ no ID? You're missing the obvious choice, the extended adam's apple version.

FanTASTIC report, man. Please keep them coming, and any pics would be a bonus.

GREAT report BD. Glad to see you had a good time!

Baddog-You moved from Fl. to the midwest in the fall???? Either too many hurricanes for you this season or you already have lots of warm clothes...or a big pay raise (I did that once).

Anyway, nice report. I hope some of them are still around when I arrive

Sandman,
After living through Andrew in 1992, hurricanes don't phase me anymore. It was a combination of a need for a change,and unused sweaters, not to mention a tidy profit on the sale of my house.

Pork, The freelancer was absolutely not a ladyboy, but that would be a good reason.

Blazers: Now what do i do with the $700 worth of Army and camoflauge clothes i just bought??

Well, good for you. Hope the move goes well

Photos integrated into report

I was with a nun, chinese looking, nice body
have a look here under nun
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