This is my first report, and likely a little different that the usual run of Reports here...

If you are looking for hard core porn stories, this ISN'T that...
If you're looking for a blow by blow (sorry) tune out now...
If you are looking for fotos, I'm sorry but I didn't take any
(this time) - and frankly, even if I had, I would have kept them
for myself - this garota was SO amazingly STUNNING, I'm not sure I want
any of you guys to find her and teach her any bad habits - (at least,
not any more than the ones I am teaching her).

But this IS about the luck of the draw, a great Garota, and
how the knowledge of Portuguese can help things fall into
perfect alignment through luck and preparation. We begin...

The place is Rio;
The time 3:30 PM on a kinda overcast Friday;
The mission is to find an evening's diversion for myself and a friend
(a Brasileiro who enjoys life to the fullest, as do we all).

Totally on the luck of the draw, I suggested we visit Solarium,
having had an AMAZING experience there last time in Rio
and it turned out to be exactly the right choice.

The last time I was in Rio (summer of 04) I had the
expert guidance of Sandman, LarryDavid, and some other wingmen
to guide me along during my Termas initiation...
I had been visiting Brasil constantly for a few years,
(learning more and more Portuguese along the way),
but it was really a turning point to see some experts in action,
and really get settled into the groove of enjoying Rio.

[now back to our story -]
Arriving at Solarium around 4:30, the joint was already rockin'.
There were garotas of all sizes, shapes, colors and flavors, one for
every particular taste. We walked into the boite, sat down and
grabbed a pair of "chopp", and settled into the "hawk 'em down"
phase, where eyes flash indecent proposals back and forth
at the speed of light in that inimitable "termas" way...

As soon as I took one sweep of the floor, scoping out the talent,
I spotted HER - among all of the garotas humping and pumping,
and trying to get our attention, this one didn't need to do
ANYTHING - NOTHING - NADA - if you remember "the Thunderbolt"
story from ""The Godfather" when Michael first saw Appolonia,
then you know how this girl hit me - WHAM - right in the
well, SOME place I would find hard to describe, but there
was just something INCREDIBLE about her look - I HAD to have her.

She couldn't have been a minute over 1.5 M tall (a tad over 5'),
with the MOST amazing long blond hair, down to her ass,
and a BANGIN' BODY - well, let me correct that - a body
MADE for BANGIN' - tight, scuplted, bronzed, great butt, great boobs, great legs,
and that all important gap... sweet jeesus - what a package!

It took one, two, no, two and a half glances between us
and the deal had been cemented - all that remained
was to bring her over to pass the interview test.

As soon as she sat down, it was an INSTANT connection.
We chatted a bit, and got all of the important stuff
out of the way first, and HERE is where I am going to
divert to say that knowing how to SPEAK and more
importantly, UNDERSTAND the language here in Brasil,
is of INFINITE importance to the quality of your experiences.

OK - I'm not going to preach, just wanted to pass along that
it has taken me three years of pretty constant practice to
get to the fluency level I have (and that includes ALL THREE
Pimsleurs, many times, plus some private lessons, and
a year and a half with a Brazilian namorada - but THAT's
a private story). It was ALL WELL WORTH IT.
Why?
Because my previous experiences in Brazil had been occasionally
uncomfortable when the language had become a barrier;
Yeah, I know, sex is a language that needs no words.. yeah, right...
But you can tell when someone asks you a question and expects
an answer, and in the "heat of conquest" as it were,
NOTHING can be more stupid than to say "não entendo" or
"como?" to the lovely lady who is asking something that is important...
Maybe something like, "você quer comer meu cuzinho"?
(look it up)

Anywho - Sabrina (OK I'll give you horny guys THAT much info)
is an AMAZING lover, what I would quantify as a five-star
f*ck - and to boot, she is a VERY friendly and funny gal
to be with - I know this because we could speak Portugese
fairly fluently between us during our time chatting, and our time in the cabine.
Yes, she's a "completa", and has the most BEAUTIFUL "buceta" I have ever seen...

She is delightful to be with, very caring, has THE MOST
INCREDIBLY SOFT bronze skin (which seems to be
one of the things I really find sexy about Brasileiras),
and is a "leoa na cama" - (look it up).

I'm thrilled that I could find Sabrina, and once again happy
that Brazil has such enlightened attitudes about Termas
and these kinds of toys for boys.

The action at Solarium is DEFINITELY happening,
and my friend, who hadn't been there in a while said that
there is apparently a new crop of garotas plying their
trade these days. Boy, I'll say... wow - yes - wow!

Now the ONLY thing that remains is to find out how to
obtain the job as an test driver for the new garota "wanna-be"s

:-)

As they say, Sabrina is "nota mil" -
WAY beyond "nota dez", and seriously "vale a pena".

Now don't any of you bastards go poaching my next wife.

~ dagnome

Dagnome,
Interesting approach but I have to ask what the hell are you doing here if you are not willing to "share".
Rio....huh...."the knowledge of Portuguese"....BS my friend. I think the all mighty American dollar would put us on an even playing field.....particularly in Brazil.

Not trying to flame you but please......if you are not going to tell or show then just type up your daily diary in Microsoft Word and store it on your "C" drive.

I thought she was a tigressa na cama

Good meeting you the other day; hope you enjoy the remainder of your stay!

Bwana

Sweet,

Could you please translate all this Portuguese for me? After several hundred trips to Rio, Sweet's an expert and that's why I use him.

Dagnome,

Your report is quite different from most and an enjoyable read.I'm still trying to fathom its depths, but the sprinkling of Portuguese phrases is really fucking me up.

You're a very lucky man to have found what you are looking for and I'm happy for you. Hope to run into you sometime.

Jag

Gnome, I found your brief report to be delightful reading. And as one who has been learning Portuguese, I can confirm that you are spot on: the better you can converse with your lover, the better the experience. Money gets anyone in the door (na cama, actually), but communication ability takes it from there to a higher level. Sorry, Turfdoc, get out that Pimsleur. You too, Jag.

'Not willing to "share"'? Hell, "Sabrina at Solarium" with her description is a monger's road map to enjoyment, freely given and shared ("don't poach" comment notwithstanding). But yes, pics would be nice.

Keep the stuff coming, Gnome, I always enjoy your writing--like to meet you one day.

Hi Turfdoc - I've enjoyed your reports..

I think I gave ample warning up front that this was not likely a "typical" report, but I do think I shared enough that one could easily find the place and the girl, and the rest would, of course, be up to you ;-) Like always, YMMV...

~dag

Jag -

Quick guide - not that you need one...

"você quer comer meu cuzinho" - do you want to do (literally, "eat") my ass ("cu")?
"completa" - does it all, including anal (see above)
"buceta" - do you REALLY need this translated?
"leoa na cama" - lioness in bed - hot number
"nota mil" - she's a 1,000 - MUCH beyond the traditional
"nota dez" she's a '10'
- nota mil means she rocked your universe...
"vale a pena" - she was worth the investment

Hunterman, thanks for the note of encouragement - I could just as easily left this in my private diary, but I thought it would be fun to share how with a small investment of time any of us can exponentially increase the intensity of our experiences here in Brasil...

I'm still here until Sunday afternoon
- if you want to grab a chopp, PM me...

~dag

Dag,
Like I said there was no flame intended but I guess I am one of those guys that just never did his homework and would just fly by the seat of my pants. Was really never intersted in the "communication" part of mongering except for the "all world" language......
And...always found that the dollar would serve as an excellent translator for me in my travels.

Be well and stay safe.
Turf

Turf

No problem buddy - I appreciate hearing your point of view - I know that the dollar levels the playing field, but I was just offering my observation on how to scale new heights - appreciate hearing from you, and will look forward to more of your writings.

Dagnome,

Looks like you had a great time. 5 feet is kind of small, but man if the woman is equipped as you described, I would've kept her a close secret to the hombres here. Too bad you did't take pictures. Wondering if anyone here knows who you are talking about and post something. Please. I need to see this garotinha!!

5 foot is kind of small? Hey Dagnome, "small" is a relative term, não é? As a charter member of the "Vertically Challenged Hombres" I see no problem with 5 foot spinners.

Hilarious!

I have been a member here for a couple years now, but this is the first time someone was talking about a garota I remember. I was there in oct.

I was having "issues" with Fabiola, and went to sit up front by the DJ booth.

I saw the little gatinha dancing away, by herself, in front of the mirror.

I usually prefer the big/tall girls, but she was one of the best ever, for me. I tried to get her number for a hotel visit. She took mine, but didn't call. I asked about completa the moment I saw that little blond bubble-butt. But she declined..."amor, nao esta noite, por favor". Perhaps next time.

I will definitely be looking forward to finding her when I go in march. That is, if "Dagnome" has not stolen her away all for himself.