I write this report with no corrections to it other than word check. I already tend to be full of shit so to elaborate further would just invite the attempts of an unpublished writer. I write this on a once time sit down fly by the seat of my pants so you pretty much are getting the same verbiage you would get if you met me in a bar and were talking to me. I am not gifted with the literary eloquence that guys like Blazers and Kendricks possess. I am but a humble Bowler and I do hope you enjoy.


THE PREPARATION

How bad are Thailand withdrawals? If you have the chance to go to the “Paradise for Men” known as Thailand you will suffer from constant withdrawals for about 6 months. You will in fact be planning your next trip back the Land of Smiles no less than 1 week after you get back. It’s not like TJ where you can have a blast and say to yourself “man that was fun”. Thailand is a complete blast. One of the few vacation destinations where the hype lives up to the experience. I started packing my Thailand luggage about 9 months in advance of my trip. I have to leave Thailand with Zero residual so everything that goes with me is thrown away over there. Be sure to call your credit cards (the ones that are registered under a separate post office box) and let them now you are going to be in Thailand.

THE TRIP ON EVA DELUXE

Booked Deluxe Class as my researched showed it was the best deal in the sky. It was good I will say. The Trip from LAX to Tai Pei is long, so having a few extra inches of legroom and tilting seats and a choice of movies is not so bad. The trip from Tai Pei to Bangkok was great too. My ticket no longer said “Deluxe” it said “Elite” this was something I was not aware of. The personal TV screen was a little bigger and newer and was also touch screen interactive. I played Tetris with the remote. The seats had the leg part kick out when reclining. The stewardess ladies were all kind, nice, and fuckable as well.

THE LIMO TO BANGKOK

I know this will disagree with the more penny pinching mongers but I book Limo Service with Image Limo. They have a driver waiting there with my name on a sign and I just go. No waiting or haggling for Thebowler. Pussy is my priority and I have to get to it as soon as possible. I think the cost was like 1400 Baht. I know that makes some of you guys shudder but when I get off the plane with a rock hard dick I have to get it to pussy as fast as I can. Some of us like pussy more than others.

CHECKING IN AT DYNASTY INN

I stay at Dynasty Inn in Bangkok because of……… Location Location Location. This Hotel is old but it serves it’s purpose. Checked in and was signing the bill while looking over my shoulder at some girl from across the street who was sitting at Melody Bar. She was going to be lucky contestant #1. My buddy made the comment “Is this gonna be like TJ where I don’t even see you?” I have been known to be fully engaged in conversation and just cut you off and exclaim “I gotta go fuck that” then get up and leave. It’s not me folks, it’s my dick that makes me do these things. So upstairs to my room and I throw 48 rubbers on the beg, and big tube o’ lube, anti bac-t wipes, then it’s to the bathroom where girl side stuff is on the left with various girl products and the right side is of course “man” products. Then it’s downstairs to wait in the lobby for my buddy



GETTING THE MELODY GIRL

Lets just call her Melody for the purpose of this story. She Will be later referred to as my Bangkok Wife. So I am waiting in the lobby for my buddy and I am jumping up and down in anticipation almost believing that the girl I spied from the Limo had the only pussy in Thailand and I had better get it and hit it before someone else did! I said what the fuck took so long man? Let’s go!!! So we play “frogger” Playing Frogger is what I call crossing the street in Thailand. I sit down with some girls and all of a sudden my buddy is crying about how he loves his new girlfriend and doesn’t want to fuck this up, and how he is “not like me”, how he can’t just go fuck someone….. To which I say, we’ll talk about this at the end of the trip, if you need a fucken night light to sleep with that’s your problem. We both laugh and I barfined my girl and tell my buddy I am going to the room. He complains and crys about how he doesn’t know the town, cry cry cry.

The bar is interrupted with the piecing TV land sound of… “AAAAAArchie!!!” I say in my best Edith Bunker voice then follow up in my best Archie Bunker voice,…“Geeeezus Edith put a bandaid on that pussy dare, will yuh” Then Exit Thebowler.

MELODY IN THE LOOM

Ya think maybe they names the boxers “Fruit of the Loom” because that’s how Thai girls say “Room”? Anyway got her in the room, nice girl no tats not hardened by the life yet very sweet. Start with me in the Lazyboy position to which she starts blowing, then she gets on top, then when the legs give out I get on top, then it’s time to take it home boys… The finishing line: Doggystyle. Then with much relief the first ropes of Bowler’s baby batter is released in Thailand. Bowler relaxed. The savage beast is now resting. We go at it again in a repeat performance.

THE PHONE RINGS

Then the phone rings. My buddy calls and says to come to his room. Says there is a party? I grab my girl and we go down. When we enter the room he has just finished fucking 2 girls and is downing a bottle of Blue Label and Chang Beer. He wants to go eat somewhere I am hungry so we all head down to Thebustop. It is a restaurant just down the street from Dynasty Inn Bangkok. Good place. Having a Thaigirl order food for you is fun. They won’t steer you wrong in my opinion. They want their cash cow dumping cash in their purse, not just dumping loads in the hotel bathroom. Good food. Drinks all around. Just don’t let Thai girls “brand” you theirs as they do try and wrap you up the whole trip. It just makes it harder to leave the country as the girls are so sweet and attentive.

MASSAGE PARLOUR IN BANGKOK

Booted my girl and went into Annies. My buddy was still sleeping. The girls are not stunners by any means but had a good session. My Melody girl was a sweetheart though. She graduated from Wat Po which is a good massage school. I know shit about massage but it’s like You have one lawyer from Harvard and one Lawyer from Southwestern. Who do you want to represent you? That’s right son. Go with Harvard which is Wat Po in this analogy. Also learn the word “Jep” it means hurt and if the girlies rub too hard you say Jep and they tone it down a bit. They tend to rub me hard because they way I am built it looks like a Mac Truck would have a hard time hurting me. I have often told my doctor 160 pounds? Fuck man under 200 pounds you are not even a man anymore!!! Anyways as usual Annies is what it is.

LÓLITA'S BANGKOK

When my buddy woke up and broomed his 2 girls we walked over to Lólita's where the cashier Anne is a bit of a cunt. But the rest of the girls are nice. I chose Rin. I told her hey I just want a blow job not a “Rin Job” however comedy was not meant to be as her English was limited. Typical Lólita's blow job: Fantastic. CIM finish with a smile. The American female should definitely learn from these ladies.

PATTAYA LÓLITA'S

They have a crocodile but it was my lizard that is the highlight of this story. Jumping forward to Pattaya I went to check out the Lólita's in Pattaya. The location is shitty the place is much bigger and has more girls though the manager is an Aussie as is the owner. The manager has shocking yellow hair like a smaller version of the duracell guy. Upstairs they have little rooms with dentist chairs in them. It was nice laying back in the chair and having the girl say Ahhhhhhhh. Yup another Lólita's great performance this girl could deep throat as well. CIM finish and smile and ya know what? Fuck the American Female. Lazy ass bitches.

KO LARN BOAT TRIP

This is a fun trip just get on the bath bus and go to the Royal Garden Mall? They have boats across the street. It cost about 1200 baht and the boat is yours the whole day. The guy will ask for 2000. Immediately laugh at him and tell him you are not Japanese. He will come down to 1500. Ask to see his boat. If you see 1 motor find a new guy. Despite what they tell you boys ….SIZE MATTERS. Get a boat with 2 motors. You get there faster and you cut through the water better. They will let you have beers on the boat which I say just wait because the bouncing will not let you drink. You get to island and get your own shaded seats and enjoy swimming in clear water. They bring any food you want to you. They have shopping there street like stalls and such. The bathrooms really suck though. The 1200 baht is round trip and as many people as you want and the boat is yours all day. The girls really liked it too. They like getting away from the bar and out of there cramped room for the day. Be nice to a Thai girl and it comes back to you 200%.


After a good day at the Island and swimming and enjoying the company of our temporary Pattaya wives it was time to go back. Went back to the room and had the bargirl suck me completely dry. Then it was a little bit of sleep more fucking and so on. Not much to describe guys just more of this the whole night through.

DRAMA

In the morning I went to the ATM. My card would not works. Walked down the block. It would not work. Called the bank. They said all systems were go and they said that MasterCard may have cancelled it. I told the bank I had called them. They said yes you did but our bank did not call the MasterCard people so they have cancelled it. I told them to call MasterCard immediately and check they did. They said MasterCard had no shut down and everything should work but nothing did work. I broomed the Thai girl and she was sad that I did not want to keep her. I told her about my ATM card and said I was not going to keep her and then my card does not come through then she doesn’t get paid. She said It will work tomorrow no POMPEM. I said no I wasn’t going to fuck her mercilessly all day and night then tell her she gets no money. So she got the broom she cried I said when I get cash I will look you up.

DRAMA FIXED

I went to the hotel. No electricity. There was a power outage that knocked out the ATM network in the area of soi 8. Went to royal Garden Plaza ATM and that ATM worked. Didn’t know how to contact my Thai girl so I had to fuck various other girls I massage parlors and soi 6 the remainder of the day.

RED POINT

Good old Red Point on Soi 6 and I had 2 girls at the same time there. Forgot my rubber and those fucken Thai rubbers were cutting the circulation in my dick so the session could have been better. Asian guys must be hung like hamsters if they can wear those things. Bring your own rubbers!! Very important. Went back to the room and could not sleep with no air conditioning so I took a baht bus and ended up at Happy Massage! Got a nice foot rub and as I am leaving a girl is sitting out in front and is eating some noodles and she says “Take me with you” and laughs. I say I am in 2061 at the sunshine baby. She says I can go to your loom! I say no you can’t. She says yes its 500 baht and I go to your Loom. She has a smile and I am sure she is pulling my leg. The cashier walked out and I said hey can she come to my room. The cashier says yes 500 baht. I say you are joking!! You girls are pulling my leg!! They did not understand about leg pulling. I said what the fuck here is 500 baht I got 20 minutes to get back to my room. It was worth the risk. I did not get a receipt or nothing just the word of a Thai girl.

MASSAGE GIRL

After getting back to my room with 5 minutes to spare at precisely the agreed upon time there was a knock at the door. Yup it was the girl. She looked like a college girl from UCLA. Beautiful Asian girl hair, sleek body, nice B cup titties slightly flirting with cups, wholesome smile, the works. I told her I thought she was joking she said I cannot lie. I am at my job I cannot lie. If I say I coming, I coming. No sweetie. I will be cumming. Then she started to massage. After talking to her she jacked me off then laid on top of me while I enjoyed her kissing skills then I eased the salami into tuna town. Finished Doggy of course. Would loved to have repeated but I already had a Thai wife in Pattaya.

EAT ON THE BALCONY

I picked this girl off of this little alley street that is directly in front of the sunshine hotel. I saw her as I was walking by and stopped. She was a very sweet girl and I liked her shyness. Took her up to the room. After “Apnam” which means shower. I led her by the hand to the balcony she was naked except for the towel around her. You Thai vets know the drill. It’s the white hotel towel wrapped around just over the tits and nothing else on. I led her by the hand out onto the balcony and threw the pillow from the bed down on the ground and sat in the chair as all I was wearing was a t-shirt. Sat legs spread apart. My dick was so hard that one of those girls on the Chinese Olympic diving team could have used it in competition at the plank. No instruction was needed. She immediately got on her knees and started to suck my cock masterfully. I tilted my head back listening to the hoots and hollers of the girls down below. I could smell the spices from the street carts. I could hear the music blasting. I could feel her hot warm mouth bobbing up and down on the salami. It was fantastic. Brought her up and she looked perplexed that I would stop her. She was blowing for what felt like 20 minutes of pure heaven. Sat her on my lap so I could feel her titties up and ram my fingers up her snatch. Then slipped my dick into her and blasted away.

I went to sleep and woke up a few times and just got on top of her and unload more bowler baby baby. In the morning paid her 1500 and she bowed gratefully and booted her out.


Girl FROM THE SEXY BAR

This chica was kinda my wife in Pattaya. I got a tremendous kick outta her. She was slightly bitchy at times but knew just when to turn on the sweetness. Spent the remainder of my days in pattaya walking around with her and fucking her constantly. She was also friends with a girl that my buddy had been banging since day one in Pattaya. So it worked out okay.

MY BUDDY

My buddy informed me he was broke and could not afford to pay for his girl another day, and wanted to save money for Bangkok. I said what the fuck man what did you spend money on. He said well I paid her 3000 baht the first night. I SAID WHAT THE FUCK!! THAT IS A PATTAYA FUCKEN BARGIRL YOU DON’T PAY THESE GIRLS THAT MUCH FUCKING MONEY YOU FUCKING FUCKHEAD… well it on and on. He said he paid her 2500 baht the next night and 2500 that night there after. He informed the girl and then something shocking happened………

FREE FUCKING ALERT!!

My buddy told his girl he could keep her anymore because he was broke. She burst into tears, saying what did she do wrong? “You no like me no more?” real fucking tears rolling down her cheeks. He said I have no money.. She said “NO POMPEM!” I stay with you!! She did say he had to pay her barfine but even after assurances that he had not even a baht to give her…………. she stayed and fucked him for the next 2 days for no money!!

Now gentlemen in Tijuana you could pay a girl 1000USD for 3 nights in a row. Then if you told her you ran out of money… She’d say see you later piece of shit!!!!

Thai chicas are not cut from the same cloth. They are cut from fine silk.

SABAILAND MASSAGE UDAN THAINI DOLL

Went to Sabailand and the girls were fucken beautiful. Like a bolt of lightning my eyes shot to #197. Don’t remember her name but she was a light skinned girl from Udon Thani. She was a the proverbial china doll. She had hair finer than any girl you have ever seen. If she sat in front of you, you would think she was an angel. When you would see her blink. Your mind would force you to realize she was not a doll but a real person. I pulled her hair to the point where she said “Ouch” it was that good that it could not possibly be real! This girl would have won Blazers approval. Bout 5’1” and about 91 pounds and 20 years old looked like 1 day over 18.

It was the soapy thing. In a large bath then she brings you onto a rubber raft then rubs her body on you then puts her crotch on your thighs and runs her legs on you. I call this the “Lance Armstrong” maneuver because it is like they are riding an imaginary bike.

Got her on the bed and had her smoke me. She said my dick was too big and I said no honey Black guy has big dick. She said she will not fuck black guy. I said what do you do if they pick you. She said she leaves the room until they leave. I don’t know if thats true. It didn’t seem to be a race issue as much as it seemed to be fearful of a 13” salami being pulled out on her.

Anyway after she smoked my salami, I put her on her back and she tried to use the “leg clamp maneuver” on my waist to keep me from making the full plunge. I called upon Thebowler’s alter ego: Martial Arts Master Kunt-Fu specialist Chuck Whoriss.

Now stay with me on this boys because it takes only a micro second to complete this move….

Enter the Dragon…umm I mean pussy.

I put one arm under her right shoulder clasping my hand gently around the base of her neck to cut off the “scoot” maneuver (where a chica tries to slide away from your dick on the bed) and with the other hand I grabbed her left leg just behind her knee. In a split second I had pulled her left knee up to about her left titty…

Before she could counter react reacted in any way I went….BALLS DEEP on her. With a few more plunges that pussy was thoroughly cracked open there was no need to hold her leg up. Once you have cracked that pussy wide open any girl will voluntarily open her legs for you just let you in easier. Got her into doggy then finished. Fantastic session!!

LAST NIGHT IN PATTAYA

Picked up my Pattaya wife and walked and fucked. That night she laid on top of me and cried her eyes out. She said she was going to miss me. I patted her on the back and told her it was okay to cry. Then I slid her down over my dick and blasted some more baby batter into the condom.

My buddy’s departure was more tearful because his girl cried openly in public. My girl portrayed herself as a tough girl but in private was a real sweet heart. As the taxi was driving down Soi 8 my buddy was visibly sad. I had the girl from last years trip in Bangkok (See Bowler’s report “Thailand does Bowler”) still seared into my mind. I told my friend “Don’t look back” Like a dumbshit he did. It fucked him up.

ARRIVED BACK AT BANGKOK

Checked into my Dynasty room and told my Bangkok wife I was going to go have my nails done.

A funny thing happened on the way to the nail place…

After jamming my fingers in about every Thai pussy I came across, what kind of gentleman would Thebowler be if he didn’t have the decency to at least have his nails done before coming home to the wife! What a lout I would have felt like! So by the time I reached the corner I figured I’d go and have a blowjob at Lólita's. Same girl Rin at Lólita's good service you know the drill fellas.

However on the way to the nail place still another thing happened….

After I was done at Lólita's I walked over the bridge thing and my dick asked me if that Eden Club place was around here. I thought man you are killing me dick!! Are trying to take me to the fucken poor house?!? The dick then threatened to become fully hard thereby making for an embarrassing walk to the nail place. So I said okay fine have it your way!

THE EDEN CLUB

I stood out in front of the Eden Club. The girls beckoned me in. Didn’t see any real stunners at all. But for the boards prosperity I thought it my duty to make a reconnaissance report. I walked in and it was dark and narrow as has been reported. Not so dark you cannot see. You have probably been to plush fancy restaurants that have been dimmer. My mind had envisioned a bright yellow line on the floor where the girls who took it up the ass would stand on the left and a bevy of lesbians would stand on the right. They have a 2 girl rule. You must fuck 2 girls or more and take them at the same time. I like rules.

The Yellow line was more of a mark on the wall by a typical bar table. Anal lesbian/rule was explained to me. I looked at the lesbian side and the girls were noticeable younger and better looking than their left side sisters. No beauty contestants either side mind you but you go to Eden Club for nasty. I saw a girl that looked pleasant. In her prime I am sure she was a go-go queen. I picked her and she chose a friend I was eying as well. Lucky Bowler. Your question will be answered shortly.

So I was told to pay after. Took my diet coke. Each girl grabbed me by the arm. Went out the back into an alley….? I am thinking what the fuck?……..Then we walked into a door that leads to a plush bar and an elevator. We go up the elevator. Then down a narrow passage then into a nice room. Big bed. AC pumping. Stand up glass shower in the corner. The martial arts kunt-fu specialist is always aware of his surroundings. One girl tells me she will shower me. She showers me nicely even to the point where she was almost jamming her finger up my ass. It was a thorough shower! I got out and we dried up am I am thinking hmmmm…. so far not so nasty. Then the other girl came back and threw down on the bed. A dildo. A strap on cock. No less than 20 condoms. Huge tube of lube. I stared DFK the one girl while the other showered. The other one got out and they started to go to work on me. I had one girl sucking my cock while the other I was sucking on her very nice soft titties.

I then bolted upright and said hey what about outfits? They both looked at each other like how does this guy with the big dick know about the outfits. I tell her I want one dressed as a school girl and the other in a black dominatrix out fit. The other girl went to get the outfits. Fast forward to them being dressed up in the outfits. The girl in the school girl outfit was back to class 101: The art of the blowjob. She put a pillow under my ass. She then informed me that I was to be enrolled in class 102: Having my culo licked. I declined the class to which she didn’t mind.

These girls can deliver on nasty. I told the dominatrix to put on the strap on and to fuck the schoolgirl. I put the school girl perpendicular to my cock so I could see the side view. I saw this on the ceiling mirror as well. I told the dominatrix to fuck the schoolgirl harder. She did and then she started spanking her ass with crisp clear slaps to which the young eager student moaned with pleasure. Thebowler giggled with ecstasy like a school boy. If the nuns at my old high school could see me now!! The Pope himself would have gone into cardiac arrest had he witnesses what was taking place I the room. However for some past Popes this would have been mild behavior. So I am not the perfect Catholic…so what?

I then told the school girl that I was going to fuck her in the ass. She immediately agreed. The dominatrix took her strap on..off. on off? Wax on wax off? Any way…. The Dom Immediately grabbed the dildo and laid spread legs bent at the knees and started ramming the dildo inside her furiously. I was being fitted for condom size. The proceeded to fuck the student in the ass in the doggy style position. This went on for a while then the Dom got up and on her knees started to DFK me then reached under my balls in an attempt to make Thebowler give up his load. She started to gently massage my balls to their full potential. The I stated to fuck the schoolgirl harder. Them the Dom started massage my balls harder. The she spanked my ass! I laughed out loud because I thought about how surreal this was. Would you think for one second that your coworker that sits in the next cubicle to you would be in Bangkok fucking 2 Thai girls in the ass in Bangkok, one wearing a school girl out fit the other in black Dominatrix- ware, while having his ass spanked? He might be. You might be sitting next to Thebowler and never know it. But every superhero has his secret identity.

She spanked my ass again harder. The she then said “You like it!” Then spanked my ass even harder. I said Okay, Okay that’s enough ass spanking now I fuck you. The school girl was very glad the recess bell had just rung. I laid on my back and had the dom go cowgirl on me. What a beautiful sight. Seeing a nice looking Thaigirl wearing black thigh highs and a black corset partially pulled down so I could greedily grab titties in my hands. I had the student French kiss me while I jammed my fingers up her snatch. This also went on for a while. The I informed the Dom it was ass fucking time.

She laid in missionary while I grabbed he legs and held them up. I then went balls deep with some effort. This also went on a while, while the school girl rammed the dildo in her pussy like the dom had done before. I then informed the school girl that I would cum in her mouth.

The schoolgirl then jacked me off until I shot a very pent up wad in her mouth. I told the girls to massage me. They did. We showered and thank god there were no considerable stairs because my legs were shot. I tipped each girl 1000 baht and they were most grateful. Went o the bar and the cashier asked me if I was satisfied. I said yes. She said you had a good time? She was very concerned as a manager at a fine restaurant might be if you enjoyed your meal. She asked me in a very professional capacity. I told her the girls were both fantastic and I will definitely come back. This was the answer she wanted to hear. I paid my 3400 or 3800 baht? Can’t remember. Then left.

GETTING THE NAILS DONE

I actually made to the nail place with out fucking anyone!! The whole 1 minute walk!! Can you believe it? Thebowler must be getting old. I never do the nail thing in the states but in Thailand it seems to be the norm and hey nothing wrong with having a pair of lovely ladies doing your nails and feet at the same time. I stopped at the same place I had gone to when I first hit town. The girls instantly remembered me by name, offered to go get me my Starbucks coffee, remembered what city I lived in (Las Vegas I told them).

One of the girls started rubbing my shoulders and neck and asking if I wanted a massage while my hands and feet were being attended to. I said no but we continued to talk and she continued to massage and I thought ohhh fuck I just got nailed for a massage. I think the nails for hands and feet together cost about 300 baht and a neck/head massage costs about 200 baht so it was gonna cost 500 baht. So lets think about this.. 500 baht which is about 12.50USD for 3 ladies pampering you for 1 hour….The verdict is.. I LOVE THAILAND!! In walked another monger and saw 3 girls attending to me. He did a tip of the hat and we both flashed our getting away with murder smiles. I call this the “O.J.”

The massage vixen continued with her massage and finished about 20 minutes later then wished me a safe return home then went to talk to her friends to discuss events of the day. When I went to pay the bill I was only charged for the nails. Gave the nail girls 100 baht each and they were thrilled! Walked by and gave the massage girl 50 baht to which she was most grateful and did the hand clasp to the forehead bow thing. All 3 girls stood at the door wishing for my return and waved with that Thai girl smile that is part of why we all come back. Thailand is truly the crack cocaine of the monger world: You can’t just hit it once!

PICKING UP THE WIFE

Went to pickup my Thai wife for my last night in the land of smiles. I barfined her and wisked her away to the room. When I got her back to the room she sat their sad. I asked her how you been? She said not good. I said what’s wrong? She informed me NO BOOM BOOM. I said what? Why? She said she was jep. Had to go to the doctor the next day after the pussy pounding I gave her. She had to eat like this medicine everyday and Doctor told her no Boom Boom for one week. She said she was sorry and if I wanted to take her back and get money back see understand. Said “she sorry”. I sat with her and asked her why jep. She said she spoke with the other girls and apparently the way I fuck with o foreplay of lube just wake up and stick my dick in her while she was still dry was bad after many times. It is not with pride I admit this. I feel like a son of a bitch for hurting such a nice and gentle girl. I told no Boom Boom? The pretending like I was going to get up then smiled and said NO POMPEM. Am not a total saint here I knew that no boom boom meant I would have the luxury of laying back and getting my dick jacked off constantly and getting blown frequently so I was more than cool. I did lay down the thunder on this girls pussy and I have done it before with non pro girls. Girls talk a lot of shit but after about 20 minutes of HARD fucking most girls are saying it is staring to hurt. 90% are begging you to stop after ½ hour.

The Bangkok wife was very happy and started to cry and thank me. We went about our day on a fruitless search to find the wooden dragons they sold on the street on Pattaya. They don’t exist in Bangkok. The back to the room for a jack off. The out to eat. Then back to the room for a blowjob and jack off, then out, then back well you get the idea.

Later that night she cried her eyes out while laying on top of me. Dejavu huh? She wanted to let me slip my dick in her but I said NO JEP YOU. So I had her sit up and jack me off. The next morning she wanted to go to the airport with me. I took her. We went from Dynasty Inn the BKK in about 5 minutes. That’s how fast it felt. It was too short time goes by quick when you have nice sweetheart in your arms. I then kissed her goodbye and didn’t look back.

Bowler
A very readable and enjoyable report ! Welcome to Thaiholics Anonymous . It's obvious that you had a great time. A couple of times there in your report I almost thought you were getting in touch with your feminine side .


You captured the sense of the experience at Eden very well.
Did the girls at Eden try to cornhole you with the dildo ? They all seem to love that little trick. One tried without asking once while I had her partner in doggie and I about broke off my dick I jumped so high .

It's amazing how the Thai girls can turn on the emotion and absolutely get you to believe they are totally in love with you and cannot live another day after you leave. Then you remember she will be doing the exact same thing with a brand new guy the next day and you get over it fast .

I hope our paths cross some day back in Paradise.

Jeez your right Khun mor my last Eden experience they tried sticking a dildo up my ass twice. I had my girls were a nurse and school uniform, although the school uniform looked more like a business suit. It was fun for a while but I had them get out of their costume quick as I find 2 naked chicks all over me far better.

Blumpy, blumpy, blumpy..

I thoroughly enjoyed your tales and how you told them-- bravo.

Couple comments:

I long gave up on Annies... there are much better choices out there.

Massage girl- damn bro, I'm envious by the sounds of this!!! Nice work!@

free fucking-- it isn't all that uncommon if you hit it off great. Hovever, I ALWAYS manage to force myself to pay and them to accept (which at times is quite a pain the ass). There are way too many implicit strings that could be possibly envisioned when not paying. Always keep it professional if at all possible is my advice.


Eden-- great! The experience is what keeps me walking there, unfortunetly I can't bring myself to screw any of their hags lately. I shall try again and again tho as that kind of service is tough to beat ANYWHERE.



In closing:

"Would you think for one second that your coworker that sits in the next cubicle to you would be in Bangkok fucking 2 Thai girls in the ass in Bangkok, one wearing a school girl out fit the other in black Dominatrix- ware, while having his ass spanked? He might be. You might be sitting next to Thebowler and never know it. But every superhero has his secret identity. "


AMEN. If they only knew...

Oh man, I shoulda asked them to wear the outfits last time - makes it so *nasty* hahahahahahaha. Oh well, shoulda woulda coulda.

Awesome over-the-top report!!!

Hey Khun Mor:

You said as a reply to this excellent posting:

Did the girls at Eden try to cornhole you with the dildo ? They all seem to love that little trick. One tried without asking once while I had her partner in doggie and I about broke off my dick I jumped so high .

Excuse my innocience:

Whats that mean?

Pete

Peter
I assume your question means you are unfamiliar with the colloquial term " to cornhole " right ?

That would refer to the girl trying to ram the dildo up your ass -- to put it in polite terms .