As some of you know, I do not have the attention span, organizational skills, memory or literacy to do an actual trip report. But I sent a PM to a buddy here about an experience that I enjoyed on my most trip to Rio. He requested that I post the story here. The following is a slightly edited version of that PM.

A Rio Trip Snippet
I met a spinner-type sweetie in Help, allegedly/apparently a newcomer. I wound up spending a good bit of time with her. She has one of those sweet-innocent looking faces but laced with just a bit of devilry. And legs! (Smacks self in face, falls out of chair) The only thing sexier than her legs is that lovely bunda they are attached to. Uh....'scuse me, I need to take a break...

Ok, back...I think I may have made her laugh a bit with my amazing dancing out on the floor at Help. I was really cutting the rug until someone stepped on my hands... for whatever reason, she came back to my hotel.

That night, she became facinated at how easily she could cause me to sprout wood. Actually, I was somewhat amazed myself. It became a bit of a sport with her over the next few days, to see how quickly she could wake up little bliss. And was I to complain? Noooo! A little nudge here, there and BOINNNGGG! She started 'accidentally' brushing me here and there in public...and then flashing that devilish but oh-so-innocent smile.

She mentioned in passing one night that she had never been to the top of Pao Azucar. Hmmm...I had been there a couple of years ago, but it had been cloudy. So, when we awakened bright and early the next noon, the sun was screaming through the crack in the drapes. Being such a sweet guy, I suggested that we go to Pao Azucar. She almost wet her pants!

We had no sooner gotten into the cab than she got that mischievous 'look' on her face and... BOINNNG! I sprouted wood. She (and I) was amazed that an old fart could sprout so quickly. Did I mention her legs?

On first cable ride "up" to Urca, she casually backed into me while everyone on the gondola was 'ooohing' and pretty soon I was 'ahhhing'in couterpoint. If there was a video of the scene, I would score it with a Baroque fugue...counterpoint indeed!

So, as we left the gondola on top of Urca, I was having to carry his camera case positioned so that I did not 'point' at all of the attractions. It made me sympathetic to Jaguar's ambien/cialis mixup on the airplane. An yes, it was at the point of the trip where vitamin C had become a part of my daily routine...but even still, it did not fully explain my increased 'sensitivity'. Did I say anything about her legs? I need to scroll up and see...

On the second cable ride from Urca to Pao Azucar, she started in again. SHE WAS FACINATED with what she could do to me, AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SCREAM to coax a boner out of me in inappropriate locales. I thought it was sorta fun too...but a couple of times I was a bit uncomfortable. A gringa-looking hag noticed and she could not have been more offended if I had wiped my butt on her bologna-and-cheese sammich ...THAT was part of the fun.

We were wandering the paths on the 'backside' of the mountain where the jungle is dense and the grade is steep. We were pretty much alone...and yep...I decided to see if I could help her get a "wet on" up on top of that amazing rock. She responded by proving that she was not only wettable but also game.

Next thing I know we are off the path and picking our way through some dense brush. Suddenly, she simply sat down and smiled...

Now, I possibly am not the loudest moaner in the world but doubtlessly in the top 10%. Something about trying to keep quiet as we heard voices made the experience all the more intense... did I mention her smile?

She set about proving to me that she could not only quickly get me aroused, but could quickly get me satisfied...all she had to do was "use her head"...

And suddenly it was skyrockets, earthquakes, eruptions, landslides...

And just as quickly she was up, laughing and challenging me to catch her as she ran back toward the path. Did I mention this little woman has a great attitude?

We spent 2-3 more hours on the mountain, just having good clean fun, enjoying nature as only an ecstatic ole fart and a young beautiful garota can. The sun was setting behind the big jesus as we rode the cable car off the mountain. I was so happy, so relaxed, so satisfied, so...FLACCID! Try as she might, there was no lead in the pencil as we glided down from the heavens back to the world and the magic that can only occur in Rio with a blissful guy, a passionate garota and a bottle of cialis.

Did I mention my smile?

Yyour patience in reading to the end is appreciated. This writing is not great literature but the experience it relates is my life at its best. It is my hope that each of you have as much or more fun on your vacations.

Happy trails

Blissman,

That's a great report; I don't ever remember reading about anyone having so much fun on Sugar Loaf. Do you have any pictures of those legs and bunda?

That vitamin C is fucking dangerous in the wrong hands. I'm glad to hear that someone had better results with it than I had.

Okay, so where's the best place to get head on Sugar Loaf? I might want to take MBL up there on my next trip.

Jag

Bliss, excellent report. Its amazing what those girls can do to a guy. Any pics? AZ

Bliss,

I thought it was just bad cell phone reception that caused you to hang up on me

As I've said more than once before, if you want to hang out with Blissman in Rio, you need to share a ride in from the airport with him, because he always finds a newbie garota within a night or two of arrival and then disappears for the rest of the trip with her. It's like clockwork! Blissman, the Hombre we've all almost hung out with in Rio

Jaguar,
The area of Sugarloaf that worked for me and "Legs" was directly opposite of the cable car landing, sort of the "seaward" side. There are some trails that decend steeply back there unlike the "terraced trails". These trails are less traveled because of the steep climb and they are rocky. The jungle gets fairly dense there. We were caught by a rather large iguana, who was only mildly curious. Just tell MBL that you simply must satisfy one of your fantasies on this trip: Either a dupla at a terma or a BJ from her at Pao Azucar and see which one she chooses...hehehe. Enjoy!
Yes, I do have pics of the lovely bunda and legs! Thanks for your kind words about my report.

Azguy,
It is amazing the effect those women can have on a fellow. I cannot being so "responsive" with a woman in a couple of decades. I do have a few pics but not of the 'tumble on the rock'.
Thanks for your compliment about my report.

Cato,
Damn! That was YOU that called when I was on top of the rock. It WAS a bad connection and I never really knew who called, DAMN! I hate that I missed you on this trip but I had to leave earlier than I wanted to leave. I had to leave the day after you arrived.

It is only PARTIALLY true about me dropping off the face of the earth after a day or two "onlocation" every trip. I was out and about a fair amount on this last trip but unfortunately we did not have much overlap time in Rio. I DID have a lot of catching up to do this trip...it had been FOUR MONTHS since I had been to Rio due to my surgery and hurricane woes. I spent some time with 3 of "former favorites" that have been accused of dominating my time on some trips. I also spent some chunks of time with "Legs", my newest favorita as well as sessioning at 4 different termas. Yes, I did my "terma wife" twice at Luomo, but also nailed one of her good friends there just to ensure that she understands that it is an "open" terma marriage...hehehe.
I guess you could say I was pretty "backed up" when I got there and had to "purge" extensively. I got to see some of the guys who were there at the beginning of the trip but I missed seeing you and others who arrived at the end. Yes, I was fairly well PW'ed <hangs> by the end of the trip. I hoped right up to the end that I would be able to extend my trip, but it simply was not possible. To you and other friends that I missed, I am sorry! I promise I will be back.

Cato, I hope to see you soon, perhaps later this week if you can make it to the fun destination where I arrive Friday for a few days. It is not Rio, but then again, what is?

Blissman

What a bunch of bull about you saying you cant write. Jaguar has competition for making me have a full on belly laugh. Short but quite excellent.

Scooby

Thanks for the kind words, Scooby.

Blissman,

Boy, I'm glad I didn't take MBL up to Sugar Loaf to find you little BJ spot. We broke up and I could just envision her throwing me off the fucking rock to get even.

Jag

Good thinking, Jag. A steep mountainside is probably not the correct place to break up with a woman, especially a "strong-willed" one like MBL. The best place to break up, in my opinion, is on the telephone. It is the manly thing to do.

Blissman,

You're entirely too self-deprecating. Your literary skills are at least as good as anyone else's on this board. Just try and take some notes next trip, so that we can enjoy more of your exploits. Great report, even if you only call it a 'snippet'.

Thanks for the kind words, Rick. I will try to do some more reporting but for me to write half-way literate is is the mental equivalent of shitting barbwire. But I will try.
The biggest struggle for me is to have experiences worth reporting...

(Message edited by blissman on January 02, 2006)

Blissman, you dont have to be so emotional with these moments. Life is not that short that you can dedicate to only one person. I've learned that out of so called "garotas" in past. Just come to Rio, have fun..Love doesnt exist neither counts..so follow my angle if it make sense to you.
Chris

Thanks for your responses Chriss. I like the emotional momments that interacting with such reactiveladies bring. Fun with them and then migrate to other venues.later I get back with my legs sweetie. She is more fun than pulling a greasy string out of a cat's butt.

God Damn Bliss, another timely response.

Seriously, Blissman, were you in a coma for the past 3 3/4 years? LOL!

Bliss being in a coma for the past 3.75 years would certainly explain the quality posts he's been making all these years!

I'd like to be able to say 'good to have ya back, ol' buddy' but I'm reading a book about radical honesty, so instead I'll just say ...