Almost two years ago, thanks to Godfather, I discovered the Swiss scene by making a short trip to Zurich and Lugano. I did not have time to do a deep exploration but my guess was at that time that the monger potential of Switzerland was high. I must say now that this potential is huge, incredible, unbelievable…
Life is strange sometimes. I did not make any special request, at a time I thought I would be assigned to Africa or Japan… and finally the boss said : my poor guy, we just only have Zurich for you !…So, what do you think my friend ???…Oh gush, Big Boss, I replied, how come you dare to send a miserable bachelor like me to this boring, dull city where there is nothing to do…Big Boss thought : yes, one day we should reward this guy one way or another because it won’t be fun for this chap !!!! My chance is that Big Boss doesn’t know nothing about Zurich….and nothing about Boombastic, Sakura, Zeus, Saphir-Tina, Club Globe, Inge’s Palace, El Harem, Römerbad, K14, Blue Flamingo, Club La Vie, Westside Wellness Club, Club Flair, Calypso, Sol-Fit, Belleza, Club Riviera, Aphrodisia….no, nothing AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you, guys, will know a lot very soon about these sex temples….

Studio Boombastic : www.studio-boombastic.ch
This is a studio, not a sauna club. It means you arrive, you check the girls and you go right away to do what you went for. There is no bar, no buffet, no snacks. Not exactly my cup of tea because I like to take my time, wait, chat with the girls while sipping a beer. Most of the girls are 7’s. There are always 5 or 6 girls available. It will cost you 400 CHF for one hour (30 mn sessions are available) and 40 CHF extra for a soft and almost inexistent DFK. The day I was there I chose a black girl called Naomi from Guadeloupe. Sex was OK but nothing great. The girls are nice and easy going. The premisses are very clean and the rooms are comfortable. The club is in the city, not exactly in the center but easy to reach by bus. I will not come back there because Boombastic does not match my taste but if you are in downtown Zurich desperatly in need of fresh pussies and become mad about this, it is maybe the right medecine for you. But not cheap. My rating for Boombastic : 5/10.

Saphir-Tina : www.saphir-tina.ch
This club is located in a duplex appartment in Zurich. On Friday they have what they call a « group sex party ». I was volunteer for this. During this party, for 500 CHF you can fuck as many girls and as many times as you wish from 7pm to 5am (generally at 3 am the girls start to be quite tired and I really excuse them). This thing is for voyeurs and fuckers. During the party, the rooms are open and you can watch people in action. Upstairs is a big open room with TV, 4 or five couples can fuck side by side. This is not really a group sex party as you will never see two women with one man or two men with one woman or 3 women with 3 guys …etc…only couples but everything can be watched and you can visit any room at any time. The day I was there a regular couple was in the club. The problem is that there are not many girls available. Only five girls were in the party the day I visited. We were about ten men. This club is worth the visit at least once. Although the downside is how the club pays the girls. It seems like they share equally the profit of the evening no matter how many men they went with. The consequences are that I saw one girl that was reluctant to do one customer and tried to avoid his presence. The other problem is the quality of the hostesses. Only one or two had interesting face and body (and big boobs!!!). On the other hand, you can drink beer and white wine free of charge all night if you want. One thing to mention is that one of the girls (a Brazileira!!) gave me her phone number so I can call her the following week. Few days later, we went to movies and had dinner together. That was kind of weird to meet this girl in the normal life. My rating for Saphir-Tina : 6.5/10.

Zeus : www.zeus.ch
I discovered this club two years ago. This place is located outside Zurich near Lucern. It takes 30/45 mn drive from Zurich to get there. It’s a club sauna with all the facilities : indoor swimming pool, jacuzzi, gym, bar, dining room, nice bedrooms. They also serve dinner which is included in your entrance fee. On Saturdays, there are shows in the main lounge. Last time, I saw a very good lesbian show that warmed me up nicely. I always found very professionnal girls in Zeus and had great sex. Lately it was with an energetic blond Slovakian who really did a wonderful performance giving all that she had to make me finish on her boobs. She previously worked in FKK World (Frankfurt). I have to say though that the girls are a little bit pushy in Zeus and that you have to make your choice very carefully because they kown very well how to take the maximum money out of you. Most of the girls are from Eastern Europe and you can find many 8’s and 9’s undoubtedly. Next time, I will try their special party they offer on Fridays. For approximatly 500 CHF, you join a special party with selected girls whom you can fuck all night if you want. This option in Zeus would be worth the experience. The more I think the more I find the “party” formula they have here in Switzerland the most interesting package. Otherwise on normal days, sex is not cheap in the Zurich area although choice is tremendous. 30 mn will cost you around 250 CHF in Zeus, one hour close to 400 CHF. Well, TGIF means really something here…My rating for Zeus : 7.5/10.

Sakura Fantasyland : www.sakura-fantasyland.ch
This club is located in Oberengstringen in the outskirts of Zurich. From downtown, you can go there by bus or tram but then you have to walk or unlikely take a taxi. A taxi will cost you 80 CHF (with return) from Zurich Hauptbahnhof (central train station). Sakura is a club sauna with indoor swimming pool, dining area, massage facilities. I only know this club for its “Tutti Frutti party” they have on Fridays. Same deal as in Zeus and others club saunas here : you pay 500 CHF and you are free to fuck for unlimited times all the girls who join the party. Non alcoholic beverages are free and a dinner is also served which is included in your entrance fee. The day I was there I met Valterreekian and we explored the club together. We fucked nice chicks that night. There were 6 or 7 girls with three or four rated between 8 and 9 on my book. Hungarians, one Rumanian, one Arabic girl were available that night. In these clubs, you enjoy more if you can speak a bit of german but you can find also girls who talk in english and sometimes feel more comfortable speaking this language but they are few. I liked Sakura and its girls, maybe because I spent the evening in the company of a fellow Hombre. No doubt it’s a plus when you can share your opinions with your “brother in arms”. It changes also sometimes the relation you can have with the hostesses when you are not alone and you laugh with a friend and show your good humour. My rating for Sakura : 7.5/10.

Club Globe : www.club-globe.ch
At the moment, this is my favourite club amongst the unbelievable numerous sex spots of the Zurich area. This club is located in Schwerzenbach, about a 30 mn drive from downtown Zurich. The funny thing is that Club Globe is sharing the same building with….a mosque!!!!!!! Yes, no joke. On one side, beared muslim followers go for prayers and on the other, fellow mongers enter to celebrate their favourite goddesses. Absolutly a must to see. Well, there are other things to see and experiment in the neighborhood. And especially the most interesting club of the area, the one that resembles the most a German FKK. Prices are very reasonnable when you compare with the local market. Entrance fee is 90 CHF and 30 mn are for 120 CHF!!!!!!! They do not served dinner though but you can order from outside restaurants. The facilities are great with swimming pool, jacuzzi, kino, bar, massage area and a fantastic effort made for the decoration of the rooms and even …the elevator. The girls are nice and easy going. Always 15 of them on the ground and you find Hispanics, Chinese, Caribeen, Russians, Rumanians, Arabics,…the management try to keep the diversity as a plus and a speciality for the club. On the downside, not many 9 and 10’s in this place. A lot of 6 and 7’s, and few 8’s that you have to chase and choose carefully because you can find some real gems and have a lot of fun which I got one day with a South Korean girl and an other day with two Brazileiras for a dupla…I always have great sex there and plan to go back frequently as prices are friendly and new girls come regularly. My rating for Club Globe : 8/10.


Believe me or not but the options in the Zurich area seem unlimited. Of course, you have to pay the price (cost of living is so high here) but it is certainly difficult to find in Europe the same combination of quantity and quality. Four or five reports like this won’t be sufficient to cover the entire scene. When I think about the work that is waiting for me, I am just…smiling and rejoicing. So if any of you are interested to give me some help and share the burden, please do not hesitate and leave me a word. In the next report, you will find information on El Harem, Inge’s Palace, Aphrodisia and more…Stay tuned!!!!

Nice read. Never knew there we so many options in that area. Forgive my ignorance, when you attend the party themed days, what the cost in $US. Any reccommedations for hotels to stay, and are the clubs near each other or scattered.

William5

Switzerland is the most outrageously expensive place i HAVE EVER SEEN. The 30 minute round trip between my hotel and Sakura was $103 USD on the meter!

It was $330 to get in on the unlimited plan. This means you can fuck every girl in the building (one at a time only) but can only fuck each girl once.

It was a beautiful place with good service and an excellent buffet, but the 4 hour evening cost me $450 USD including taxi for 2 pops. Beautiful place...Way expensive.

William,

500 CHF is about $390. For me, the party formula is worth the money if you do 3 to 4 girls minimum.
The most interesting clubs are well spread off through the area. The best is to rent a car if you stay a couple of days. Hotels near the airport are good solutions if you plan to visit the clubs located in the outskirts of Zurich.

But there are also clubs and studios (some quite interesting as well, see www.aphrodisia.ch) in downtown Zurich that are reachable by tram or bus if you stay in the city. There is even also a RLA with girls behind windows if you like that. This will be the subject of a further report.

I will do some research about these hotels at the airport and in the city and let you know. I have been with guests to the Movenpick, close to the airport. It 's a great place but it's a 4 stars hotel. Maybe Valter can recommand the one he stayed at the airport the last time?

Hey Val, wie geht's? Yes, too bad Switzerland is so expensive because it's so hot here.
At Saphir, I did the same girl twice during the party. No problem. I don't know for Sakura if that option is possible. Maybe not because Saphir is so different from the other clubs.
That was great to read your international adventures. Keep on posting!!! I liked the girl at your home in Costa Rica. Nice story.

Dcool

I am sorry the link is www.clubaphrodisia.ch

Dcool, so if I let you know in advance when I want to "cum" to ZRH, will you be able to find us a party to "cum" to? You owe me a few tours.

I hardly use vitamin V or C, but then again I've never been to a party were you can "do" any and all girls (all inclusive) like you've described. I would make sure I have some type of vitamin in the system to help me sport some "wood"!

Keep us informed. It seem's your enjoying your new "posting^", or at least making the best out of it. sf4dfish

I stayed at the Best Westernnear the Airport as I just had a one night stop over. It was about $80 USD and was a very nice room. It included breakfast as well.

sf4dfich,

I love Zurich and I am enjoying a lot although I will be broke when I leave. Beside hobbying, it is a very beautifull city, with lots of bars, restaurants, stores...Very cosmopolitan, and BIG money is here.
So, also lots of girls.

I owe you a superb tour of all the good places here. And I am quite sure I can even find some Rua Augusta flavour in the neighborhood (actually my neighborhood!). So please do "cum", you are welcum......

Ate a proxima,

Dcool

William,

Hotel Krone Unterstrass can be a good solution for lodging in downtown Zurich.
www.hotel-krone.ch

Dcool, nice report!

Here is my take on Club Globe: I was in Zurich for one evening in February 06, and went to Club Globe, based on your report. I don't have any experience with Zurich clubs, so I thought I might as well check out "the best one".

Pluses:
What a terma! The same concept as a Rio terma, but much bigger, more luxurious, impressive.
Reasonable prices too. Very friendly personnel.

Minuses:
Not enough girls. A terrible 3 to 1 ratio. Yes, three times as many guys as girls. And the girls don't smile. They are friendly and nice, but don't approach you like in Rio.

OK, OK, I just was in Rio two weeks earlier, and nothing beats Rio, so my attitude may have made a difference. But- there were not enough girls.

One literally had to be in line and very patient to session. I left without any action, I did have an early flight out the next day.

This was a Friday night, maybe other nights are different. So, despite the nice atmosphere, the lack of girls made he place useless, at least that night.


(Message edited by skisandy on March 24, 2006)

Sorry that it did not work for you that night.

Don't expect the Rio fiesta atmosphere in the middle of Switzerland! Even those Brazilian garotas in this country loose somehow the fire and warmth of their homeland.

Globe has the best ratio price/quality in the Zurich area. This is what I know from my experience and the information I had from local people. And on a Friday night, the ratio you mentionned about girls/men is right. All in all I prefer going there in the middle of the week. Choice is better. Nothing compares to Rio, of course.

It is too bad you could not wait that night because there is always a nice girl you can find in Globe but, I know, it can take some time.

Thanks for the update,

Dcool

In addition to my previous message, just a quick note :
I was in Globe on a Tuesday night this month and I met a very sexy Polish girl (8 in my book) with big blue eyes and great body. A bit cold and distant at the beginning but she was great in bed (BBJ, cowgirl, etc...), very energetic. When I came into the Club, she was impatiently waiting for customers...

Dcool,

I do believe you, that Globe can be good, the place certainly looks good. I guess I just had bad luck and picked the wrong night.

Couldn't really stay hat much longer either, I arrived maybe at 10.30p, left at midnight. I had a 7am flight all the way back to New Mexico and had to get up at 5am.

Am I complainig? Of course not! Any trip is an adventure, and I'm having fun anyway. Surely I will visit Globe or maybe one of the other places when I'm in Zurich next time. Thanks for the reports, we all appreciate the info!

Fantastic report man! I am going to do my best to make a 2 hour pit stop at the Globe on my way from Besancon to Innsbruck in a couple of weeks.

What a ressource!