Final Thoughts

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: Asia: Indonesia: 2005/12 DonMarco Ventures to JKT; Deep in the Abyss...: Final Thoughts

By Don Marco on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 - 09:02 pm:  Edit

If the venues here implemented some type of STD screening/treatement (for real) and there was some massage places that gave thai like foot and body massages, I would say Jakarta suits me about perfectly. It’s very easy to get sucked into the local scene and while I feel like a slab of meat to these girls in some venues (which is thoroughly enjoyable), they genuinely appear to enjoy hanging out and as in Thailand. I received an incoming barrage of SMSs from girls during the day. If I could only read what they said and respond properly, I could develop a nice little DMs JKT black book, but then again with so many quality girls to screw and 1 cock, a black book isn’t as important here…

Thailand still rules for me due to the intangibles such as food, infrastructure, massage, and culture so JKT won’t replacing it anytime soon, but I think the days of 4 week LoS, 0 days JKT are toast. 1 week in JKT is a must assuming reasonably priced air tickets on any extended trips. I personally wouldn’t like to book a 2-3 day trip to JKT if I had a choice, but that’s more my style of taking things slow and letting them unfold (slow and steady)…I think 5 days is decent, 7 days very good, 7+ days = whoa nelly, bring the vitamins!

I really enjoyed Jakarta and will back soon (i.e. it will become a regular stop). The language is also several orders of magnitude easier than thai to pick up…

I’m sitting here at the ValueAir terminal waiting to depart and I’ll be honest and say that I was seriously considering blowing off LoS this trip. However, one thing I didn’t manage in JKT was a balanced ying/yang and as a result I suffering serious sleep depravation. Two days chilling in BKK with plenty of sleep and massage will cure that. Until next time…

DM’s JKT scorecard: BIG thumbs up

For comparision purposes w/ Xen’s ranking:

DMs venues rankings in terms of overall preference:

1. Pattaya
2. JKT (if I could speak bahasa AND knew the massage scene—JKT #1)
3. AC
4. BKK (slipping down in the rankings for the last year—too much $$$ for too little service!)
5. MNL
6. Singapore
7. Montreal/Canada
8. Batam
9. Germany
10. Dominican Republic
11. Tijuana

In terms of strictly P4P:
1. JKT (by a wide margin!)
2. Pattaya
3. AC
4. MNL
5. BKK
6. Batam
7. Singapore
8. Montreal
9. Germany
10. Dominican Rep.
11. Tijiana (trailing FAR down the latter)



Cambo will be added to the list in two weeks. I suspect it will vie for position 3-6.

There you have it—over n’ out from JKT.

By Merlin on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 - 11:54 pm:  Edit

It's interesting how much fun I had even w/o speaking a lick of Indonesian (luckily the vets were there for me). I'm sure I also missed out on some fun w/the gals by not being able to return txts and calls. JKT is definitely p4p heaven, and once I learn the lingo to be able to follow-through with the building up rapport thing w/the gals, I think JKT will be my favorite destination. I just wish it wasn't such a hassle to get to from the States.

BTW: I haven't been to it and not much has been posted about his place here, but some guys on another site said that the Kartika Massage in the Jalan Mangga Besar Raya area (near Sparks) is supposed to have Bangkok style soapy massages. Hmmm. I'm sure you could also train your gals to provide foot massages.

By Crazier on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 01:08 am:  Edit

Kartika is not even a shade close to what you get in Bangkok! But, its reputation in Jakarta goes a long way.

You did walk in there your last day with Mx and I and it there were better shade of Rhinos than the place just next door!

Remember, I was in and out of the first door before you could say 'Jack Robinson!"

The best soapy in Jakarta was the "Korean Massage" which was at the Golden Trolly Hotel at the junction of Mangga Besar and Gunung Sahari. Sadly, they moved and I have lost track of the new location.

However, I believe DM is writing about the Legitimate Traditional Thai Massage places in Bangkok - Thailand rather than the "soapies".

On Massage,
Indonesian Traditional Massage is unlike Thai Massage.

Indonesian massage is locally referred to as "URUT" and it's pressure massage of the Veins from head to foot. It can be a painful experience your first time and quite uncomfortable but once you finish, the body is fully relieved and rejuvenated.

This is different from the new wave Spas and Massage treatment that gained their fame in Bali. That's for the "rich and famous" but especially fun if you're a couple and wanting super-pampering from a team of cute ladies in semi-sexy surroundings and luxury.

In Jakarta, many of the stand-alone Spas such as Oasis, Puri Handayani, Beverly Hills etc etc are merely fronts for prostitution. Most of the cute girls cannot massage for their life. They are more inclined to be able to rub you here and there, wash you if "bathing" is included in the deal, and offer you extra service such as a HJ, BJ and in some cases "full service"; all under the guise of a Spa - Massage establishment.
There are of course a few Rhinos per establishment who do offer Massage!

In most of the hotels of Jakarta, the in-house Spas offer Massage in the hotel spa or in your room. Some of the older girls do know how to massage and this could be a combination of Aeromatherapy Massage, Urut or Shiatsu (Taiwanese - Japanese) Massage - all legitimate.

Many of the girls also offer extra service as part of their service! After a decent massage.

Of these, I did like the massage girls at the Mercure REkso all the times I ordered them to my room!

They were 20+, had decent massage skills and were ready to fuck for money if that's what you want after the massage.

By Nastyworld on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 05:54 pm:  Edit

Can you or anyone tell me where Brazil would fall on that list??/

By Khun_mor on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 05:57 pm:  Edit

nastyworld
Obviously it would fall - off .

By Don Marco on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 06:59 pm:  Edit

Brazil for me ranks somewhere around:

100. save my money for my next trip category.

By Xenono on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 07:32 pm:  Edit

DM,

Glad you had a good time. At the end of my Jakarta guide I left the door open to reassess my rankings.

After my most recent trip and upon some deep reflection, I think Jakarta will be moving up somewhat. Although it still won't be as highly ranked as you have it.

Merlin,

You feverishly studying Indonesian now? Guess the new most popular destination is now officially unlocked on CH. It is always interesting to watch the evolution of destinations and mongers on this site.

By Merlin on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 10:22 pm:  Edit

So Crazier, how silly of me, I didn't realze that was the Kartika massage we walked into -- 1/2 the time in there we were looking for you
:-)

Yeah Xen, as you may have witnessed, I was "deaf and dumb" the first trip and am motivated to do more than stare at my LTs all night. Indonesian appears to be much easier to grasp than Thai and Tagolog, which I gave up awhile ago.

By Crazier on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 06:45 am:  Edit

Merl,

The first door with all the Rhinos was so bad I left in seconds. I then went into Kartika where I awaited Mx and yourself.

Was rather pissed off cos the nicest girl in there showed absolutely no interest in me and when the two of you walked in, she lighted up! Bitch!

By Murasaki on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 01:06 am:  Edit

DM, MX and I may have the answer to your massage needs. The place we hit the day after you left rocked. We both got excellent massages, along with a steam room and a soak; mine with a happy ending that I am still thinking about, it was that good. Details later!

By Don Marco on Monday, December 26, 2005 - 11:25 pm:  Edit

Master saki-- very nice indeed. Happy endings are easy to come by, a quality massage is not.


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