Hit Patpong on night 3 and this place is really decadent, Many Lesbian shows and all the horn in the puusy and girls pulling razer blade from cunt and just about anything else you can imagine. Actually met my girl for the night outside walking around shopping. She started the conversation asking what she would look like in one of the tops hanging from a rack in a shop. Patpong has a very busy nightime market in the middle of the streets with the bars on the sides. She is a living doll and asked if I had seen any of the shows, which I had but I said no and she proceeded to take me to some of the rauchiest. After late night and mucho sexo sent her on her way as was leaving for Pattaya today and want to get there while it is still light. Paid her 1500 Baht or about $38 she asked for cab fare so big hearted me threw in another 100 for a total of about $40.
Taxi to Pataya $40 and about a 1.5 hr ride with a pretty interesting driver who spoke decent english. Pattaya is amazing there must be 100,000 Prostitutes in this town. There are 100's of beer bars with dozens of girls in each. From my very breif experiance it seems like 3 or 4 good ones per bar, but I haven't been in 1% of them. The GO GO's are abundent with also dozens og girls each and more good lookers from my perspective. Since I only had one girl on day 3 I felt I needed to work on my averade some so I did a Massage at a place called Sabai Dee. AMAZING you walk in and they seat you at a nice table and take your order for drink and in front of you behind a large window, and I mean large like 20'tall x 100' wide there are close to a hundred beautiful women dressed in evening gowns in open bleacher like seating. I aske the waiter or whatever he was what the fees were and was told 1600 baht about $40 and it included everything Massage, Blow job, sex anything you want he said. Well I just happened to have a spare $40 and said lets go. The dicision was really tough and I'm not kidding there were at least 20 I wanted to take. Finally waved the guy over and took this beauty in red coctail dress like you see in the movies at fancy New York funcions. Her name was Nan. They all seem to have names with either 2 or 3 letters.

This massage was out fucking standing. She started out running water in a Jacuzzi and while the water is running undresses me and folds my close and puts them in a drawer. after she disrobes its shower time with the hand held shower head and does a very complete was to both of us. In the jacuzzi she takes over and starts with a relaxing back rub and scrub and leg and foot massage. then the front with very experianced hands she had me hard as a rock in no time with lots of playfull teasing.

The jacuzzi time was probably about 20 min I think but my mental clock was on forget. After the Jucuzzi it was onto a large air mattress for the full body soapy massage. I can't really explain in writing this process but sh massaged my whole body with warm soap suds using ony her Upper thighs and pussy. UNBELEIVABLE. Then another shower with every crease and cranny cleaned including about 1/4 inch in my ass until once again I said enough. After she patted and blew me dry it was onto the bed wwhere like the guy up front said she ask's WHAT DO YOU WANT.

I was a little bit afraid to say everything because everything over here can get way over the top. But I said it anyway. I am not really into the butt thing but this girls little tongue probably did go farther in my bum than anything other than my doctor in a dam prostrate exam. She spent a long time with her head at my waistline and just below. How I didn't explode was a credit to her abilities to know just when to slow down or stop before it was too late. Finally I told her it was time and on went the raincoat and she climbed on and gave me a great ride. I will return. Total for 2 beers for me a glass of wine for nan and massage about $50 I think I was there almost 2 hours but like I said I didn't check time when I went in. After a nap I walked WALKING STREET talk about sensory overload this place is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After about 5 or 6 places I went into Electric Blue I think was the name and immediatly made eye contact with Tak a 21 YO beauty who was always smileing. had a great time with her in the bar and when I asked if she wanted to go with me she could't leave fast enough. After she changed we went to eat something as I was very hungry and while we looked at various street vendors we ran into her brother and his wife who were there for who knows what and ate at a great seafood restaurant. The whole time I'm thinking here we go with the extended family, gringo pays for all thing I've read about and when the bill comes HE PAID. I let TAK order for me and told her I could eat the spicy Thai food. We had BUGS that her brother had in a bag when we saw them for appatisers and they wer'nt that bad. I wouldn't go out of my way to find them again but if offered in the same fasion I would eat them again. (at my house in Mexico we step on them). After dinner they took me ta agreat place called X Zyte and it was great. They treated me like I was family, not someone who wanted to fuck their sister. This place was great and once again they brought in a bottle of single malt scotch and I bought the mixers. Great show and they ended up driving Tak and myself back to my hotel.

Brother whose name I don't recall right now had a brand new Nisson cab and a half truck and I think works in the construction business but deffinatly has doe and a beautiful wife. Before we went home we went to a kareoke bar for Tak and sister in law to sing a couple of songs.
Unbeleivable first night in Pattaya. I know I missed report on days 1 & 2 but they will follow.
I promise. This place is the bomb.

Tdog

You're a brave man, never heard a first timer eating da bugs. Was it always your intention to go to Patpong? Many guys hit nana and never find their way to Patpong. As you've discovered Pattaya is off the hook. I like Tonys Disco the best. All the other places do the Id thing for the girls. Sounds like you had a sublime time. Look forward to Day 1 and two......

I had decided befor I got to LOS that I was going to see as much as possible and since Patpong has so much history I couldn't pass it up.