Wow. Time is flying by but I am having a ball. Christmas and NYE in Pattaya was a blast. Had some S.A. buddies (Sweet and Smirker) and a few others plus met a whole crew of the SEA guys.

On to Cambodia and although I didn't acclimate right away, after 7-8 days I was in my groove. Cambo takes some getting used to and like many have said, it is not for everybody. I actually enjoyed my visit there. Thanks to Epi and DonMarco for showing me around my first few days there. The "monkeys" said to tell you they miss you guys (inside joke Hombres).

Made it to HCM City last night. NOTE: YOU MUST OBTAIN YOUR VISA BEFORE ENTERING VIETNAM. You cannot buy it upon arrival. If I thought the traffic was chaos in PP, multiply it by a factor of 4 for Saigon (HCMC). Hope to get some photos and check out a few places. Only here 6 days but have time to explore.

I'll get some more detailed reports out and hopefully some photos posted.

Tchau all and happy mongering.

SM--

It was a pleasure meeting you. Your a gentleman monger and a class act. I miss one monkey in particular (i'm a romantic at heart)-- thanks for the reminder!

I'm glad you found your "groove" in Cambo ;)

Looking forward to hearing bout the rest of the journey-- take care and safe travels.

-DM

Sandman,

Im looking forward to your trip report on Saigon, Vietnam.

You gotta hit New World Hotel for the honeys. They will cost you a pretty penny but in my opinion, they are worth it. There aint nothing like a Vietnamese bj.

Take care...

Sandman:
Looking forward to your "assessment" about HCMC.
Current prices would be helpful.

Bird Flu stories scare me. Your thoughts would be appreciated.

Thanks,
~BKKguru

Sandman,

Sorry we didn't manage to hook up. So many girls, so little time. I'm planning a trip to Rio. Maybe then.

Well guys, first impressions if HCMC are:

It is Manhattan on Methamphetamines!

Jesus what a crowded, traffic congested mindboggling place. It is truly sensory overload. An old man helped me cross the street yesterday afetr he saw mw standing there about 5 minutes.

Made it to Tan Binh Hotel for a massage yesterday. Note: Earlier report says it is on the 6th floor. It is actually on the 7th.

Pretty enough girl. When we got to negotiating a happy ending she wanted $50. I told her too much and offered her $200,000 Dong (about $13.00) she said way too little. We went back and forth several times without her budging off $50. Finally, I declined and told her I only had Dong. Then she said, OK, $400,000 Dong. Now, normally my brain does not compute too fast when a pretty girl has my dick in her hand but it didn;t take a rocket scientistto divide $400 by 16 (Dong is $15,900:$1USD) and realize it was $25. She had held firm to $50 USD but obviously had no idea what the exchange rate was. We were both happy with the transaction and she performed a very nice BBBJ but no CIM.

Will check out the New World today or tomorrow. Also going to check out Hoang Nhat and Toc May. Cabbies seem to know all the places so I will see if there is anything new to uncover.

Did go to Apocalypse Now last night. Left early cause I felt a cold coming on and decide to get a good nights rest. Feeling better today. May go again tonight.

SAD-Thanks for the tip on New World;

AV8tr-we'll cross paths some day.

DM-Thanks again for putting up with me in PP. You guys were great to hang with and show me the ropes. I will go back to PP someday but will start off with a whole different perspective.

CYA guys

This place is pure chaos. So much for being a socialist economy. I can tell you Capitalism is alive and well here. Stores are full of merchandise, people well dressed, the 4 and 5 star hotels are doing a booming convention business and even the local Mercedes dealership is selling cars.

everyone here is preparing for TET so a real holiday festive atmosphere is in the air.

Hey Sandman

Just got back here to hell and have time to review the board. Good to hear you finally got a feel for Phnom Penh. Food there is surprisingly good and you and DM seemed impressed by the pizza (although I'd recommend traveling with a sober wingman if feeling the need to partake again...).

I'm guessing that once I got you on the grueling schedule of 4 hours of massage a day you were unable to shake that habit. I know nothing will equal the impact of that first massage (you couldn't feel your legs), but those cutiepies sure were happy to see us (and our tip money) every day.

I'm REALLY missing Phnom Penh and the $5 ST all-you-can-fuck buffet that place represents. Right now I want to sell my car and enjoy a few more months basking in its glory...

Have fun on the rest of your trip. Here's hoping we can hook up again soon.

E

"Right now I want to sell my car and enjoy a few more months basking in its glory... "


Now that's an idea! I think I have my retirement spot picked out already.

Just a minor clarification-- I thought the pizza was fair at best. It's stock did rise substancially though apprx 1 hour later ;)
Yes, I will most definetely indulge again-- it was a great high.

You can always just skip the pizza. The toppings are readily available al á carte from any random motodop.

Is that stuff legal there?

Ahora-On any street corner and even in some stores. They openly advertise the Happy Pizza, have it on menus and even storefronts.

Epi is right, have a good wingman cause it will kick your ass.

Guys, I gotta tell you I am severely disappointed with HCMC. I made it to several places mentioned on the board and even have an English speaking driver hired today to investigate some more.

I managed to sneak a girl in my hotel but the manager had words with me the next morning. I asked for a refund so I could move and he refused. The girls here are rounder and fuller than LOC and Cambo and there are definately more "C"'s and even a few D cups wondering around.

They are scared to death to be seen with a round eye because they are immediatly labeled as a prostitute in this wonderful Socialist society (that is more capitalistic than many I have been to). I met a cutie at AN last night and she agreed to meet me at a ST hotel but would not leave or ride with me.
I am in a hotel with a lot of westerners here with their Viet wives (probably for TET to visit the relatives). Anyway, I overheard one girl complaining on the elevator how the police had stopped her and her husband on the streets and demanded her identification. When she produced a Calif drivers license, they demanded additional ID. when they finally realized she was married to the guy she was with, they didn't even apologize. She was royally pissed about the whole deal and her hubby was vowing to never return.

Nope, I think this will be a one time visit reminiscent of many years ago. I can't wait to get to Jakarta and would go today if they weren't going to charge so much for changing my ticket.

You can get laid in Saigon and even find some very cute girls here. All the Taxis know where the brothels and massage places are (the police probably do too and are being paid handsomely). It is not a mongering friendly place but if you find yourself here on business you can find action.

Yeah but is it legal???

Probably as legal as prostitution. I think you need a prescription for both!

For as long as anyone can remember in Cambodian history, it has been used as a seasoning in cooking. Current law recognizes this aspect of Cambodia's rich history so it is completely legal to possess and use as a seasoning for cooking purposes, and thus completely legal to put on pizzas. Smoking and trafficking is illegal but possession and use of reasonable quantities is a very minor infraction and is generally tolerated so long as you don't blow it in a cops face or anything. In the very unlikely event the police did make an issue of it, matters are generally settled by the other traditional Cambodian custom that is also part of Cambodia's rich history dating back as far as anyone can remember. Pay the police. Minor possession should not be more than a $5 bribe at the most and $2 would be more like it. No one is going to get in any trouble over weed in Cambodia unless you have a truckload of the stuff and even then the amount of the bribe just increases proportional to the size of the truck. It's not like Thailand where people actually get in trouble over drugs.

In Koh Kong a motodop who fetched me some lamented that up until just a few years ago, giant bales of the stuff were sold openly in the town marketplace until some American government types came to town and caused trouble so now the bales are out of public view.

Asswipe Americans!

I did see small bags of the stuff for sale in a stall near the central market one day. Probably sold as a seasoning??

Guys, I do not have a lot more to report on my sojourn to HCMC. Damn cold with a mild fever had me down for two days. I headed out night before last to AN and Volcano. AN was jammed and it was clear there were some working girls there but many were with guys or groups of friends as well. Volcano was so jammed, I couldn't get in. Still not feeling up to par I went home and went to bed.

Yesterday, I set out to find some of the places mentioned on the board and see if I could find some newer venues. First taxi I asked took me right back to the first massage place. I declined and asked him to take me to New World. Well, I followed all the directions but the brothel no longer exists. This is a very nice 4 star hotel with lots of tourists and families. I suppose the hotel management either got wind of the operation or got complaints from the families (wives) because it is no longer there.

Went to the facial massage place (will post the correct address later). Full of real cute girls all full of smiles when I walked in. I needed a haircut anyway so we started there. Next came a great shampoo with head massage, followed by a facial with more head, neck massage, then a 1 hour body massage (with clothes on in a group setting upstairs). It was all a wonderful and at $6.25 for the whole 2+ hour shebang a great bargain. Hell, the 50k Dong ($3.12) tip, which eluded squeals from my lady, did not phase me. What did phase me was the fact that Boom Boom or Yum Yum was absolutely not on the menu. I even asked about take out and was told they did not do that there????? There was an Viet. guy there from Orange County. He even confirmed it was not that kind of place?? I felt great but still wanted to get laid. My taxi took me to another place but they only allow Viet Nationals in the place. Finally, out of frustration, I went back to the original massage place but they were closing early for a TET party. My taxi driver suggested another place and when I saw it, I declined. It was in a very run down part of town and the few girls I saw out front had absolutely no appeal (all over 30, and somehwat ugly). One more stop and a pretty nice place but the first quote out of their mouth was $200 US. I countered with $50. They held firm to $200. I asked to see the girls. There were only 4 and not one above a 5. I declined and as I was walking out they countered at $100. I just chuckled and left.

If you have to be here on business, I would imagine you could find some action. In a city this large and with almost every taxi driver I had offering boom boom, there has got to be more action than I was able to find. I think it would help to have a local with you as I was flying blind with very little info posted on the board(s) about HCMC and a severe language barrier. Being sick for 2 out of the 6 days I was here didn't help matters.

Oh well, off to Jakarta today where I know the delights of the female flesh will be much more readily available. Hope to meet up with MongerX there and have some fun.

I am just going to strike this 6 days in Vietnam up to R&R of a different kind. After 17 days in Pattaya and 13 days iN PP Cambo, I needed a rest from mongering. Did get in some nice sightseeing of the pending TET holidays. This place goes all out for the NY celebration.

Tchau

Sandman

The delights of the female flesh abound in Jakarta, and there is now enough info on the board to guide you. I think MX is busy in AC, if you need help and he is too wrapped up, you can PM me.

Make sure you go to the Melawai Hotel in Blok M, the 6th floor "massage" has girls who speak more English than you'll find in Kota, with lots of sweater meat. 350K includes tip (although they may try to hustle you for more, 50K might shut them up, but some guys apparently are overpaying since I had one girl complain she was getting 200K tips: "money not good" for my 50K offer).

It's a 40K+ taxi ride from Sparks Hotel, where I assume you're staying, but IMHO well worth it.

HM-You are right. After a Viet 6 day dry spell, I was getting laid in Jkt. within an hour of my arrival. Not a beauty, but cute and a good attitude. I just needed some quick relief and she was the first in my gunsights.

As far as the Sparks, I could not be more delighted. This place is very nice, the staff very accommodating and willing to make deals. The advice on this board about booking through KAHA right outside of customs is very good. Also, demand a Blue Bird taxi. Several tried to flat rate me at $175,000, one at $125,000. I got here (even with an incredible traffic tie up due to a traffic light being out at a major intersection) for $80,000. I got my first night at Sparks for $305,000 including breakfast. This morning, I negotiated with Hotel marketing for the remainder of my stay for $290,000 including breakfast (Ask for Mr. Hifni or call Ext 3206). Breakfast was very good.
Many had me convinced that intrnet here would be a problem. The business center here is very well appointed with nice equipment, printer, scanner, fax, copier, paper cutter, adding machine, nice PC and clean keyboard, telephone, office supplies etc and the response times are wayy above my expectations. Their stated rate is $35,000 per hour but they will make you a deal on a package plan of 5, 10 or 20 hours. They do have Wi-Fi available in several areas and suggest I may get it in my room. I have a wireless booster that should help with the signal strength but have not tried it yet. Will report back on that portion.

I even negotiated some extras during my stay. Daily ice in my room free of charge (for afternoon cocktails,...he he)which is normally 10k per bucket, no over night guest charge (none anyway), free use of a multi plug adaptor for my room, extra water and coffee. For roughly $30 per day, this place is hard to beat and you only have to walk across the street for action. Thanks Xen and MongerX for all the good info on P4P action here.

Going out with MX today to get my sea legs on this place but I think (as HM suggests) this place is going to be tons of fun and full of hot women.

Sandman, back in the saddle again!

Enjoy Jakarta Sandman, do not wear the girls out too much, I will be out there myself in three weeks and will need some fresh talent!

Sandman, sounds like you're locked and loaded. These reports coming out of Jakarata are killing me. Can't wait to hear more adventures...

Well, I have MongerX introducing me to the local scene so I am in good hands. Guy is a championspert on the local lay of the land.

Willy-There are so many women here that you, Hunterman, Wallstreet, Cubanut, Epi, DM, Porker and other insatiable mongers on the board could not go through them all...but would probably like to try.....he he

6 floor is the 7fl. In most of the world the ground floor is zero.

The Marabaya Massage at the Melawai Hotel is on the floor with elevator button marked "6," and there is a sign in the lobby that says "Marabaya 6th Floor." But yes, the ground floor in Indonesia is generally the zeroth floor.

69-good point I had not considered but if someone tells me the 6th floor, when I get in an elevator, I push the number 6.

Do you push the number 7???

At Tan Binh, they had a button for 6 and 7 in the elevator. I pushed 6 when I got on the elevator and nothing. Rode back down and a guy working there pushed 7. As the door opened on 7, there was the massage place!

Guess my logic is that the massage place is on the 7th floor irrespective of a ground zero floor because that is the accompanying button in the elevator. May be illogical on my part but if I ever go there again, I'll still push 7, you push 6 and lets compare notes after the hour and see who has the better experience (just jokin of course buddy)

Anyway, having a great time in Jkt thanks in great part to MX and Crazier. These guys are local pros on the scene. You should see all the girls that call MX by his first name around here...and smile when they do it so I know they aren't pissed at him.

What a great visit to Jkt. Mx even came back the following weekend to spend Chinese NY in Jkt. We visited many of the places mentioned on the board and blazed some new trails along the way. Mx and crazier were great to hang with and we all had a great time. I even struck up a little relationship with a waitress at BM. That was fun.

Worst thing about Jkt. is the traffic. Comes to a ginding halt at intersetions without traffic lights and you can sit there for what seems like forever. Kinda reminded me of the traffic jams in BKK. Best thing is the availability of girls and how easy they are to approach, even on the streets and in stores. Second best thing is the great massage and spa facilities at Sands. Can't beat $12.50 for a 90 minute massage, steam, sauna, whirlpool, free food and drinks (sodas, water, tea etc...beer is extra).

In a restaurant one day, Crazier was tapping on a window with chopsticks as girls passed by. Several stopped and he got phone numbers.

On the day I was supposed to leave, there was an accident on the elevated tollway. We were stuck for 4 hours. I missed my plane, had to get another hotel room and leave the next day. Also had to buy another plane ticket as Phils airways would not honor the one I had (I'll investigate this later)

AC hasn't changed much since my last visit. Interesting time of the year I guess because the bars are damn near empty of customers. Girls must be starving because very few are getting BFined. Mostly expats around town right now. Buyers market! Mx coming to town in a week or so. That should be fun as he is better known here than in Jkt. He will help with their expenses I am sure.

Anyone in AC want to hook up for a drink, PM me.

Sandman

Haha Crazier tapping the window of the Chinese food restaurant was a truly funny moment. That was quite the good scoping spot we found there. I had a great time hanging and exploring with you and am also glad you had a good time in Jakarta. Sands is definitely a great oasis in the thrid world urban stress. It's too bad you didn't get to see PenJay in its full glory, but there was still more than were enough thrill rides to keep us happy.

I know there is some differing opinion on the friendliness of the locals in Jakarta, but to me they are some of the friendliest people I have met in Asia. Also, the local pretties are soooo easy to approach.

I look forward to meeting up next week.

I agree with the JKT friendliness factor. In fact, one of the draws for me was watching the normal walkaround girls constantly looking, smiling, etc on the street when we walked around. Usually they were smiling at MX as he has some mojo on the streets of JKT. I am sure this is a source of untapped resources.

Yeah DM. You are right about Mx's mojo in Jkt. Soooo many girls would say "hello MX" (using his real name). At first, I was a little concerned there might be some scorned women among them but they were all friendly. Now, having said that, there are a few burnt toes in BM that he may want to watch for over his shoulder...he he!

CYA soon buddy!

Let's not get carried away, the overwhelming source of my charm is my willingness to part with large amounts of Rupiah and Pesos, and my very consistent ability to generate five minutes of easily completed work tasks!

With respect to getting warm receptions all over Kota, Sandman must have missed the very large dose of stink face I am getting over at the Hotel Travel. There seems to be a growing legion of ladies who don't appreciate me giving THIER rupiah to other girls.

sandman, thanks for the updates on all those sea locations.

"There seems to be a growing legion of ladies who don't appreciate me giving THIER rupiah to other girls."

ahhh....mx finally feeling the effects. lol. had this happen my first trip, but not so much my second trip. socwhoislosinghismojo

Yeah Mx but the one that did get your Rupiah at H.T. was worth every penny eh? What a hottie!

(2) 21 year old sisters. Not twins....? Just a year and 9 days apart. It was younger 21 year olds birthday (at the stroke of 2:00AM when they called me)and she wanted older 21 year old sister to party with us. We barhopped for a while, they were late getting back to their dorm and the gates were locked. Oh well, guess you guys can stay at my place.

I've done cousins, best friends and even an aunt and niece dupla (18 and 22 respectively)but never done sisters...at the same time. They loved it and even enjoyed playing with each others tits and kissing them.

What a night!! They had to bolt at 6:00AM to get inside their dorm before mommy caught them. They left me sleeping. Shit, I didn't even think to pay them. They never asked. Is that wrong?

I bought B-Day girl a little silver bracelet for her present (cost all of $3.50). She had the day off for her B-day and we spent the rest of the day in bed watching movies and as Murasaki says, saying prayers and taking communion.

Next day was Valentines so I took some candy and a rose by Voodoo for younger sis. That was a popular move in the place. When li'l sis went to the CR, three other girls asked me to barfine them. Older sis intervened and told them to back-off and scram. Some serious drama happening in Voodoo at the time. Seems a guy had BFined a cherry girl to go barhopping and wound up taking her cherry (after getting her shitfaced drunk)without paying then bolted the next morning early for Manila. Girl was devastated, mommy was furious (lost about 50,000P). Bastard has probably scared the girl for life.

Think I'll BF li'l sis today and see how appreciative of her valentines goodies she might be.

Little "recreational sleeping" and a whole lot of praying on her knees is in order, don't ya think?

Sandman

Sandman sounds like you got up to speed on the AC novelas real quick! However, don't you wish those novelas on TV ended up with Blow Jobs and moresomes like they do in AC? See you on Saturday!

Oh and yes that Hotel Travel girl who got the rupiah was quite the hottie.

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SM, knew AC would treat ya right. Thanks for the updates. I tried to move mountains to get out while U were there but chances look dim as of now.

Amen brother. Hallelujah.

Just don't get any VD on VD, ok?

Sandman, I also very much appreciate your updates from the various venues. You're now in my favorite place, as most know, and hope you're enjoying yourself. I'm not too worried.

Any luck finding the girl at Flaming bar on Santos?

Porker, I am heaing down that way this morning. She should "stand out" in the cowd with her ample assets....he he.

Now, if I could just find a decent massage place. I got so damn spoiled having daily massages in Jkt., Cambo and LOS that I am severely missing the daily ritual. Went to 24 hour massage on perimeter the other day and had the worst, lamest massage of my life. I almost refused to pay it was so bad and did not leave a tip. I am sure there are places in AC that give a decnt massage?

Any recommendations guys?

Sandman, make sure you look all the way inside, she was the cashier, and is usually sitting way in the back. I didn't check to see if she was still working back in January.

Re: legit massage, Halla Spa is supposedly a good option, caters to Koreans. A few hombres have checked it out and liked it.

http://www.pjsinnam.com/bio/Halla/index.htm

I spent some time at Halla and give it a big thumbs up. Just go when it's slow so you aren't stockpiled in a room with farting koreans.

SM.,

Ya, great to have met up and I hope you collected on your BD gift for that BM waitress!

It was unlucky that you were held up 4 hrs and missed the flight!

Halla is not bad in AC but not in the same class as Sands of course. Did you ever check out the VIP room there and do your deed with #80something!

It's South China for me this weekend!

Crazier-never made it back for a VIP with #87 but will on my next visit.

Had a fun evening at Confettis last night. They had a pussy eating contest sponsored by the SOB guys, with 10 local bars sending participants. Two of the groups didn't even strip so not sure what they were even doing there competing. One girl from T.I. almost stole the show when she shoved a dildo up her ass, licked it then stuck it in her pussy. She got to keep the dildo.

5 girls from Voodoo won with and exilarating 5 girl chain of pussy eaters. Funny, I happened to be there with that group? After their win, they went crazy and were partying like hell. Two of the girls were cherry girls but were all over me and me all over them.....right in front of my Voodoo BF. She didn't seem to mind but made sure I was well sated when we got back to the room. These little Flips sure as hell know how to keep a guy happy (and nut sack empty)!

Best thing about the evening? Got to see the best that 10 bars had to offer and know exactly where I am heading today. I have 3 in my radar that were off the charts hotties/cuties with hard bodies and great tits.

Even though it cost $10 to get in, they had free drinks for 2 hours, free (and decent) food and I even won a raffle for a 1/2 price BF at Lolipops

Thanks guys for the references on the masage place. I'll check out Halla today.

Pork-didn't see her but will take a closer look today....way in the back. I can tell ya one thing....there were some really ugly chicks on BJ row at 2:00PM yesterday. I wouldn't fuck them with my worst enemies dick...! Did see 2 cutie that could eaily work in any bar on Fields.

On the local front; Bananitas got raided and supposedly had some underage girls working there. They tried to fine the owner but he is fighting it. Place is currently closed. Here is the rub: Seems the girls got their ID's from the local city Govt. and the owner is saying, "You issued their ID's and confirmed to me that they were 18. Your fault, not mine. I followed all your rules and guidelines" The police do not see it that way. Flip logic!??

SANDMAN

Sandman,

Man, after reading your great informative report, I wish I had taken you up on your invite. Sounds like you toured all of SouthEast Asia and had a great time. Sweetmesquite called me while you two were together in Bangkok and said he was having a "blast" with you.

With the real soaring, Rio is starting to get expensive. When are you going back to SEA and can I come along? I promise I'll behave this time! Needless-to-say, I really miss your adult supervision!

Take care my friend,

Jag

Jag,

I am still here (currently in Angeles City), then going back to Pattaya on 3/2 for 10 days.

Join me anytime buddy (PM me if you are serious). Adult supervision gratis! Somethings you just donate to the needy....he he!

Sandman,

Today I leave for Rio till Mar 5th. I'll see how fucking expensive it is down there and then make some decisions.

BTW, was talking with Sweetmesquite yesterday, he sends his best to you. I'll PM you in a few days. Have a great time.

Take care my friend,

Jag

Speaking of Sweet, tell him the Flips are the only people I have ever met that can walk slower than him....he he!

Keep in touch and stay out of trouble down there....wait, who the hell am I talking to here?