I call Don and he answers. I proceed to tell him that I feel that I have the wrong girl with me. I explain the name switch and conversation that took place at the front desk. Despite the same description, I also reiterate the fact that they did not know of any Pauloma, and Paulimo was the closest thing. He says that he’d call front desk and talk to them. I say, “All right. I’ll be there too just in case.” As I arrive at the front desk, the phone rings. One of the lady’s picks up the phone and I hear her greet Don. They converse for a bit then I hear “Paula.” Then from what I can understand, she sounded like “Yes, Paula.” After what was all said and done, there was actually a “Paula” in Loumo. It was a sigh of relief to find out she was in there. I thanked Don and the lady and head back in the boite. I went straight to the bar but this time asked a different bartender to see if Paula’s was in the room. He knows of a Paula and speaks to one of the cuties. She then turns to me and motions me to stay put at the bar while she goes off to get her. I nod and comply.

Fun with Paula – As I anxiously wait, I’m trying compose myself and stay away from Paulimo and hoping this little suspense would soon be over. After a minute, I see the petite cutie followed by a tall (taller than me) sexy dirty blond hair approach me. She says “Hello,” then I confirm, “Hi, you’re Paula right? Don’s friend?” She nods in agreement then I greet her with a sigh of relief. This situation has just been resolved. I’m starting to like her a lot. She’s upbeat, slim, sexy, long straight dirty blond, and facially attractive with an exotic look. Her eyes have a slightly Asian look but a Brazilian-Asian look. Since time was running out, I ask her to go rent a room for us while I go and wait in the relaxation room. She heads off and I tail her. Before departing the boite I approach “Paulimo” and apologize for the confusion just to tie up loose ends. A new experience begins…

I’m waiting in the relaxation room then she pops her pretty face and cheerfully says, “I’m ready.” I smile and head over to her. Wow, she looked really hot in the silky robe that they wear. Before the session even starts, I give her a kiss on the cheek and grab her nice round firm bunda as we walk into the cabine. She’s irresistible and I couldn’t wait to get things started. We get in and we start with some kissing. She then strips and I get a better view of her fit-body. She has a well put together firm body and nice firm tits. By the way she has a tattoo of “Sylvester the puty cat” on her pussy and she is proud of it too. She must be wild. That must have hurt. When get on the bed, all I’m thinking about is getting what I want and more. I appreciate her body a bit more then position myself for a BBBJ. She gives very good head and loving every second of it. After a couple of minutes, the climax was about to cum. She’s sucking away and I don’t warn her or anything since I am thinking that she would allow it. I start cumming and it’s really feeling great. After a couple of seconds, she realizes what was happening – CIM. She then immediately takes it out and gives me a HJ if front of her mouth while she makes a slurping sound. I’m thinking “WTF. I can’t believe this is happening to me.” After I’m done, and my expectations down the drain, she makes a concerned face, opens her mouth, and shows me her tongue with some of my love juices on it. She takes a tissue and wipes her tongue clean. With a pouty face, she asks me why I came in her mouth in a nice sweet way. I just smile back at her and laugh a bit then tell her, “I thought you wouldn’t mind…” I guess I should’ve made sure that Don had discussed this part with her rather than going by speculation. She’s a good sport about it and doesn’t look resentful. She tells me that my Leite tastes like azucar. I couldn’t believe what I just heard so I ask her to repeat. She tells me again that my homem leite tastes like azucar. I smile and I have to feel proud of that. It must be my diet of tropical fruits and coconut. Also, as a matter of fact, I did not have coffee that day either. She tries to kiss me but I pull back. She tries again and I pull back again. Then realizes that she has to clean her mouth. She takes out scope from her handy bag, swishes some, then spits it out into the garbage bin. Ahh, that did the trick. I allow kissing to continue and she appreciated it.

Other than that setback, she is very energetic, beautiful, and enthusiastic in pleasing. We talk a bit and discover she is 31 and no boyfriend. Being 30+, she would be considered over the hill in this type of job but her attitude, looks, and experience will win me any time over someone younger and inexperienced. When she found out that I was available as well, she asked me I wanted be her boyfriend. I say, “Yes, sure!” Now, is this a line she would ask all the guys because I’m feeling really special? She even asked me about going to HELP. I ask why and she warned me about the girls robbing me by hand motion of snatching my watch from my wrist. What a nice woman she is. Now, she wanted to fuck this time and I concur. She did her best in getting me up for a few minutes but the blood couldn’t stay in. I couldn’t believe this. Being with a naked hot sexy woman but it couldn’t stay up! There had to be reasons: 1) long day touring 2) slim-shady 3) the mix-up at Luomo, and 4) another disappointment of no BBBJTCIM. After a valiant effort, she started joking around how her Sylvestor killed my Tweety. I was having a good time laughing and touching her that she’d be a good GF type. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t be able to take advantage of that setup. As we’re getting ready to leave the cabine, she asks me to continue our session the next day but maybe next visit I thought. That was my experience with Paula. Fun and great company but still unfulfilled.

I get dressed and pay my bill. There was an issue about the first girl ordering whiskey which I did not recall. I let it slide because I didn’t want any problems and didn’t have time to sort things out. Afterwards, I ask the bodyguard to assist me with hailing a taxi. He was kind enough to escort me to the street with the address in hand and instructs the taxi diver to take me back to the penthouse. Off I am, rushing to meet up with Nellie and the guys for dinner.

HELP me – I get back about 30 late and had contacted Nellie to hook up while I was in the taxi. I meet with my new bud and chat as we head to Marriott to get acquainted. Lucky for me, he was American but Portuguese background. He would be an invaluable friend to come. We head to the sushi dinner and meet up with the rest of the guys. We eat, chat, and have a pleasant time. As we head out, Nellie’s plan was to go out HELP. I thought I’d be excited but with a long day with bit of a disappointment, and trying to keep my budget in line, I wasn’t feeling that energetic. However, it was early - @10:00PM - and I wouldn’t mind hanging out in front for a bit since it’s a popular club I wanted to catch a bit of the hoopla.

This was my first time checking out the club and I thought it would just be a bunch of people hanging around waiting to get. I didn’t think much as we sat down at a table as Nellie ordered a drink. Then the picture is painted. I ask Nellie to explain what HELP is about because I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary happening. He proceeds on telling:
1 – It’s an ass parade before the girls go in the club because the price goes from 20 to 30 reais at midnight. 2 - It’s cheaper to make the deal outside because they save on admission and they can probably turn another trick when they’re done.
3 – When it gets really late, or approaches early in the morning @5:00AM, the woman get aggressive – man, based on this, I have to check this out.
After a few pointers, my eyes open up to the truth. He points at a blondy who was with one of the guys the night before. Thin, cute, and with braces, but she didn’t do it for me. Nellie had just translated an enquiry this a guy at the table in front of us just made with her. My eyes are now open and aware to take in all the action. Ah, Pappasurf comes by and joins us to complete the three musketeers. We’re all sitting and appreciating the subtle commotion that surrounds us when I notice a fabulous garota from a distance and point her out. Now, that girl gets my mojo going – slim, sweet body, pretty face, long healthy straight brown hair, and with a very sweet ‘girl next door’ look…this one is Mysterious Garota#2 (1st was Issa). I wasn’t in the position to negotiate since my drive wasn’t up plus eu nao falo Portuguese muito bem. It’s an interesting and different sight seeing 75% of the women congregated in front of HELP. It’s like “take your pick.” All different shades of colour (body and hair), body shapes, hair styles, fashion sense, height, and looks. I can also detect them being more active in scoping than I was for any eye contact for a prospective horizontal dance partner. On our right, we see an attractive girl in a nice pink dress. She reminds me of my dance instructor by younger and hotter. Should I…nah, next time. We see other CH members Jaguar and James and join them for a bit. It’s like one big whole family again. Well it’s getting late and I just got rejuvenated with all this HELP mystique and I had to go in. Nellie and I head back to our places to get changed into the club clothes and mode.

Inside HELP – HELP is quite the experience. Everyone’s got to try it out at least once even if they’re not going to get anyone from there. It’s big, good music, lots of selection, and MEN are king in there. If I knew Braz/Port, I would have enhanced my experience. Overall, it’s fun as long as you play it cool and treat the garotas nice and respectful.

1- Inside HELP we are kings. The garotas are working and must earn their way to you. I used this mentality to gain the most from the experience.
2 – Nellie and I did several tours to get a better view of the prospects. I also used it to see what kind of reaction I would get since I was fresh bait. What a sight. Some of the garotas know how to dance and really show it off on the dance floor. Now wonder they’re so good in cowgirl position. Only in Brasil.
3 – During our rounds, I’m getting my ass grabbed (or are they feeling for a wallet?), hands running across my stomach, and grabs from overly-friendly girls trying to win me over. Each encounter was short-lived if I wasn’t interested.
4 – Sour Girl: One girl I had fun dancing with said, “Buy me beer,” after a song had finished. I tested her attitude by replying back, “mais tarde.” She then turns sour faced, gives me the middle finger, then walks out on me upset. I didn’t take it hard at all but really laughed it off because it was too funny. During one of our circular tours, Nellie and I are heading towards the bar closest to the washrooms. I notice her at the corner of the bar with a water but I didn’t look directly at her. Then I tell Nellie, “Look, there she is at the bar. She looks upset because I didn’t buy her a drink.” For a working girl, it was a poor sight but I learned more about her personality. I can see her from the corner of my eye staring at me with a “I hate you” look…lol. Can’t trust those ones.
5 – We see Pappasurf hooked up with a very cute chica. Probably one of the nicest ones I’ve seen the whole night. Later on, she’s by herself..lol. Nellie and I are wondering “What happened? They’re together then after a circular tour, they’re not together.” As we walk by her not-so-cheery self, I smile and say “Hi.” She then gently pulls me to whisper something. She was speaking Port. about what happened. Couldn’t really understand but it had to do something with her and P splitting up. I just agreed and sympathized with her. The truth of the matter was that they had agreed to 300 with P assuming reais of course. Before they were to leave, she had the nerve to change it to 300 USD! She deserved to get dumped, next.
6 – Nellie hooked up with a nice looking dark-haired garota. Pretty face, nicely dressed, tight body, and pleasant personality. She was even nice enough to help me out if I needed assistance.
7 – Petite Blond#1 – Nellie and I are standing in the bright area in front of the washrooms when I spot this petite, slim and very cute blondy. She’s so small and pretty that she must be very tight and a good fuck I thought. I tell Nellie that I want to talk to this girl just to get myself psyched up. I was very hesitant because of the language barrier. I’m thinking, “WTF, we are kings in here.” I proceed to approach her and introduce myself. I get shocked when speaks fluent English. We’re getting along but something’s missing about her. She’s not like the others and my Spidey Sense is tingling - she’s not sensual, flirty, open, touchy, or making constant eye contact. It seemed like I have to work at it, a big no-no in HELP. She tells me she’s not feeling well because she had a rough day with an exam, a high school exam. She stated that she took some time off school but is now trying to graduate from high school. She’ll feel better tomorrow she claims. Well, it was nice breaking the ice and meeting her but we have to keep moving. If my hunch is right, she’d be working here tomorrow but I’ll not let her know my assumption that 98% of the garotas here are workers. I’ll remember her, you too…till next time.
8 – Petite Blond#2 – I also noticed this other petite cute blondy but she was always surrounded by guys.
During one of our many tours, I spot her on the dance floor dancing so I ask Nellie if we can park ourselves in front of her. She’s wearing a skirt and it occasionally flies up exposing her non-panty bottom, wow. After she dances with some guy, they go opposite ways with her coming my direction. As soon as she steps off the dance floor, a gringo approaches her. Damn, just gotta wait it out. After a short while, the gringo leaves, guess they couldn’t compromise. I then jumped on the opportunity to introduce myself and ask her to dance. Now she gets weird by telling me to dance and she’ll watch. I play along and imply both of us. We go at this three times till she has to excuse herself for a second. After a few minutes, I consider this rude by not coming back to me. I walk around and see her socializing with someone else. No problem, I’ll remember this, and her too. I’ll see her again next time but I won’t be the one chasing, I promise…
9 – We’re back at the bright area to get a better look at some of the garotas in the light. All of a sudden, some chick whispers to me, “I know you like blondes.” “How do you know?” I reply back curiously. She says, “I know.” How the F#$% did she know that. Wow, they must be psychic. Actually, I think Nellie’s girl must have spread the ‘fact’ about me. Anyway, it was amusing. Also, as I’m checking out some bodies, I sense a girl trying to position herself so she can establish eye contact with me. She’s one of the gropers I recalled. Despite her effort, I kept sweeping my eyes underneath her radar to avoid detection. My interactions usually fell dead because I couldn’t communicate so I didn’t bother getting to know her.
10 – It’s approaching 3:00 am, near desperation time, and I’m starting to look for aggressive garota action now. Nellie and I have met interesting characters and he’s used his language skills to make interaction a bit more available to me. We’re standing near the dance floor ready to leave when I catch eye of this cute petite blond chick. It was just a glance but somehow her acuteness made it hook her. Oh oh, she’s heading over. Next thing I know is that she’s leaning against the rail right in front of me and looking me straight in the eye. I look back and smile politely but it was an effort since I was getting so tired. She keeps looking at me smiling and flirtingly and I’m feeling uncomfortable. Never had this happen before and I’m getting shy. I have to give this little seductress A+ for her effort. Next thing I know is that she’s hugging me and and looking into my eyes. I can’t believe this shit is happening, only in Brasil. She starts kissing and necking me while I reciprocate but enthusiastically. I didn’t want to lead her on by being strong or passionate. She keeps me close looking into my eyes like a lover but I feel sorry. We had to leave and I my wallet didn’t want to take her with me. Besides, she didn’t get my mojo going, the biggest ‘take home’ factor. I apologize that I had to leave by using the sleeping sign language. I give her a kiss on the cheek for good bye. As I slowly separate from her, she’s still clinging to my hand then down to finger tip connections. She’s looking depressed now but I’m sure she’ll rebound back in not time :o).
11 – Nellie, his attractive garota, and I leave HELP and what an experience. We are KINGS! He helps me get home by taxi by negotiating a 10 reais fee with the driver…thanks Bud!

What can I say. It was my time to experience RIO, Paula, and HELP. Great time but I still needed some closure on a few things. My CIM goal, the two HELP blondies, and more termas. We didn’t see Pappasurf after he broke up with the gold-digger so we needed a report from him later. I am looking forward to tomorrow, Wednesday, because Brazil Specialist and I planned to have a festa in the penthouse. But time to get rest for a banging good time ahead of me…

Hey Dean sounds like a good time hope you had fun. I'll be making my second trip down in April for my birthday turning 30 in Rio can't wait.

Rio is great. I wish I had known about the place back when I was 30!

Peaceman,
Had a fabulous time. Key was to hang out with like-minded people, like our fellow CH's, and enjoy different things.

Ii guess you're not a newbie since it'll be your second trip. BTW, my B'day's also in April but will turn 34. Was planning to go for my B'day too but financially may not be feasabile atm. We could've hooked up and celebrated B'days together.
Would've beena blast with garotas all over us...ahhh the memories!

Anyway, have fun and looking forward to you report.

Tchau.

(Message edited by dean on January 26, 2006)

Papasmurf was very lucky that he found before he left help, that it was US dollars not Reais. Could have been a real ugly scene when he went to pay her in the morning!