I’ve really got the travel bug now. Not that I didn’t already have it, but now I feel somewhat depressed if I can’t travel at least once a month. I’ve taken trips almost every month since September, only skipping October. I took two trips in September (Costa Rica and Philippines), one in November (Philippines, Indonesia combined into the same trip time), and one in December (Colombia). January came around and I no longer had any vacation time left.
That didn’t stop the travel bug from attacking me though. I started searching for ways to travel on the weekend, without taking any time off from work ala I_Am_Sancho. I also wanted to get a head start towards re-qualification on American, since two of my trips to Asia last year were award trips that didn’t accrue miles.
I looked and looked and could not find anything. I tried obvious choices like Central and South America, but no routing could get me there that would leave me any amount of time to actually do anything and then get me back on Sunday evening.
Then I remembered something I had thought about shortly after my first trip to Germany. I had originally thought of doing a four day run to Germany. The plan would be to take off Thursday and Friday from work. Then I would have Friday and Saturday to fuck my brains out. Sunday’s sucked in Germany, so that would make a good travel day home. Then that evolved into leave Friday afternoon, fuck all day Saturday, and then return Sunday. I started checking ticket prices and the schedule and price were decent. AA was running sales to Frankfurt and I got the ticket (last minute no less) for about $500 including taxes.
That left me with the planning. I debated back and forth about this, but I was scheduled to arrive at 11:10 am on Saturday. My original plan was to just spend the day at World. I had very fond memories of my last day at FKK World when I went to Germany in 2004. That was an EPIC day. The talent was good, the ladies were beautiful and plentiful, and the mansion was huge! Then I posted my plans on the Europe Chat board.
sf4dfish came back with go to Palace and Oase instead. Peter29 agreed, but mentioned Sudbad, which was now owned by the people who ran Schieferhof, one of my favorite FKK’s. But I didn’t know if I wanted to drive two hours to get there and two hours to get back. That would cut into valuable fuck time.
So when I left work to get on the plane, my firm plan was to hit Palace and then World. I printed out addresses for Sudbad, Oase, World and Palace just in case. Well, my plans got thrown into a mess as soon as I arrived at the airport. The flight to Chicago was canceled due to weather. I had the option of getting a refund and just re-scheduling later, which I was really close to doing. But then pure sexual desire took over. I had been looking forward to the trip, only to now have it swept out from under me.
I started getting bummed, so I went back to first class check in and asked if there was any other routing that could get me to Germany on Saturday. There was, and it involved four legs and some creative routing. The other drawback was that instead of arriving at 11:10am, I was going to arrive at 6:00pm instead.
I had to think long and hard about that. Well, it was more like 30 seconds. And then I said “Go For It!” Woohoo! I was still going to Germany to fuck my brains out!
The trip out of America was smooth. When I finally arrived in London, the big news all over the place was the whale that got stuck in the Thames. It was front page news on the newspapers and every television in the airport had coverage of it. I was scheduled to fly BA from London to Frankfurt. The bummer was the 4 hour layover I had. I asked about an earlier flight upon arrival, but the flight I was scheduled on WAS the earliest. So I retired to the BA lounge and took a LONG shower. I then liquored myself up on wine and surfed the internet for a while. BTW, a funny side note. Club Hombre and most other adult travel sites were blocked form the BA lounge in Heathrow.
Apparently they don’t announce gates until the very last minute at Heathrow. Then there is a mad dash to the gate. It freaked me out at first. Even with about 15 minutes to the scheduled departure, the gate still had not been announced. I stood in front of the flat screen gate information monitor for about 10 minutes waiting for a gate announcement. It finally came out and there was a PA announcement in the lounge as well.
So I made my way to the gate where again I watched live coverage of the whale stuck in the Thames. Boarding was delayed about 15 minutes or so, which had me even more depressed because every minute I was stuck in the airport was another minute I was away from fucking my brains out.
We finally boarded a 767 and took off towards Frankfurt. It was a short flight and I slept most of the way. I jammed off the plane and towards immigration. Luckily the big line was for EU citizens and the “Other” line only had one person in it. The German immigration official asked me how long I was going to stay in Germany. When I replied one day he thought I was nuts! I said, yeah. I got a cheap fare I was going to use for a mileage run and I was there to visit and hang out with my buddy in Dusseldorf. I needed some kind of cover story to tell him since, “I am here to fuck as many women as I can before leaving tomorrow” just wasn’t an option. LOL!)
He let me through. Then it was a quick trip to the ATM’s. I withdrew about 800 Euros and then exchanged the 500 US I had in my pocket. I then went to the SixT counter in terminal 2, only to be told I had to go to Terminal 1 instead. Fuck! More time being wasted. So I took the tram over to terminal 1 and then promptly forgot that the rental counters were downstairs. Asked the info guy for directions and then headed downstairs to check in for my car.
I ended up getting a Mercedes E 280. I walked over to the car park and then started thinking where I wanted to go. I figured Palace was the closest place so I decided to head there. I wanted to get LAID and get LAID SOON! But then it took me another 15-30 minutes or so of lost time to figure out how to work the navigation system again. It was a little different from the one I had in the Renault Megane I had rented previously. So first I found “Sprache” to change to English. Then I had to find country, then city, and then finally the street. I ran into problems getting the street entered properly for some reason. But when I finally got Palace entered, it was only about 18 or so kilometers away!
When I got off the freeway, I seemed to be in a familiar area. As I was driving I ended up passing the Tryp Hotel. This was the hotel I got off of Priceline.com for my last night in Frankfurt on my previous trip. I didn’t even end up staying there though since I had stayed the entire night at World on the last day of my previous trip. As it would turn out, the Tryp is only 2.35km from Palace. And I had no idea about this when I was there before. Palace just wasn’t on my to do list. Here is a map showing how close the hotel us to Palace. You can bid between $50 and $70 US and possibly get this hotel on Priceline.
I think I finally pulled in to Palace around 8:00 or 9:00pm and I was ready to fuck. It was 65 Euro to enter and 50 Euro to fuck. It seemed pretty standard. After I showered and changed I immediately found an older, but super skinny blonde with shoulder length curly hair that I was attracted to. She was 28 and from Germany and spoke good English. We hit it off and retired to a room. She provided a very nice and long BBBJ. She asked that I return the favor and so we went into 69. Sex was good overall, lots of kissing and DFK. Had a nice time with her.
She put on music while were fucking and seemed to enjoy American hip hop music. It was kind of funny to see her pretend to be a “gangster chick” and then talk and act like members of the hip hop community.
Next up was a 21 year old blonde who was simply gorgeous. Unfortunately, I can’t remember where she was from or what her name was, but she was hot. There were no rooms available and I suggested we fuck out in the open. She didn’t want to, so we went to this little side room with green furniture in it. It wasn’t really in the public view, but it wasn’t really private either.
She provided a good, but short BBBJ. Kissing was light to moderate and the sex was good. The session was not as good as the first, but still decent. And did I mention that she was pretty hot? Beautiful face. I would maybe rank her in my top 20 of all time.
It was dinner time now and as they were preparing and putting out the food I got to be first in line. This took about five minutes or so, but I was the first one to serve myself. Got some chicken, potatoes and bread and then ate as fast as I could. I had a hard time deciding on another lady and was getting the impression I had pretty much seen everything there was to see at Palace. There were some Dominican ladies there that weren’t very attractive and kind of fat. I met one lady from Russia and one from Ukraine. The one from Ukraine was not attractive, but the one from Russia was. I was debating taking her. I then met a cut little Chinese lady and was keeping her on the back burner while I was deciding. I was pretty sure after one more session I was going to shower up and head out to World.
I did a few more laps and really could not find anything, so I went back to grab the Chinese lady. Think her name was something like Nam, but I can’t recall. She provided a very nice BBBJ and I ended up fucking her pretty hard and long given the two previous pops in a short period of time. By the time I finally came, she collapsed on the bed next to me and said this was the first time she had been fucked in two weeks and that she only occasionally worked and when she did it was only on weekends, blah blah blah. Whatever. It was still a good time though.
I then promptly showered and got dressed and head out to the car. Believe it was between 11 and 11:30 pm by now.
Hours since the start of fucking: ~2.5 to 3.5.
Ladies fucked: 3
Time left in country: ~14 hours
Impressions of Palace
There seemed to be a small selection. There were some lookers, but not many. I was in hit and run mode though so many of the top shelf talent could have been occupied. I honestly felt that I did three of the hottest ladies there, although the Chinese gal was only decent. The first two were very good looking though. After doing the three that I did, I thought options for finding other doable ladies were very limited so that is why I left.
I entered the address of World into the nav system and sped off. When there was no speed limit, I was driving between 160 and 200 kph. I made good time to World. Luckily I remember exactly where it was this time and had no trouble finding it when the nav system dropped me off on Gruniger Weg. I knew to continue straight for a while until I hit the mansion. I believe I arrived around midnight. I immediately popped a Cialis upon arriving and was ready to go.
After entering, paying, showering, etc I hit the main hall. Wow, what a change from the time I was there in November 2004. I guess the holidays were still taking a toll and many of the ladies and punters hadn’t returned. It wasn’t nearly as crowded as it was when I went on a Saturday night in November 04.
I didn’t have trouble finding ladies to fuck though. I met one lady who claimed Turkish/Iranian heritage. I fucked her for the novelty of it. Decent time. Forgot her age. She was super skinny though.
There was another lady I fucked shortly after her, but I can’t remember any details about her. She was number 5 for the evening, however.
Number 6 was a Romanian. I took her to the porno theater and she was reluctant to do it there. She was uncomfortable and didn’t like the dudes that came into watch. She gave me a nice BBBJ, but then wanted to fuck in the room. I told her no and ended up taking her there. Nice session overall. I wasn’t spouting much cum by this point and she actually thought I had faked an orgasm since there wasn’t much noticeable cum in the condom.
I took a break at this time and then noted to myself that I still had plenty of time before they closed at 5am. I met a hot lady from Venezuela named Anita. But she had hard, fake tits. I ended up taking her anyways. She had a sexiness to her. But she also had this thing for baby oil as well. Started jacking me off with it and I had to tell her to stop jacking me off and go down on me. She did, with the baby oil still on. Doesn’t that shit taste bad? She actually provided a pretty decent BBBJ for an extended period of time. After the BBBJ, more baby oil and more jacking off, which led me to tell her to put the damn condom on so we could fuck. (She wiped off the oil with a towel first.)
She tried to stall and continued to jack me off. Finally got the condom on and took her in multiple positions, using all available time. She started complaining and bugging me to finish towards the end. What is it with Latin chicks and “feenesh?” Finally came and she said I lasted longer than most. “Well, yeah honey. You were number 7 for the day so I hope I could last longer than 15 minutes.”
I hung out a little bit after this and went downstairs to the wet sauna. Hung out there for a little while, but on my way there I spotted a chick with a beautiful body and short dishwater/dirty blonde curly hair. She looked like Melissa, from Romania, who I had fucked on the previous trip to Germany. The session with Melissa, as I recall, wasn’t all that great but I was very attracted to her and was up for another romp.
She was talking to some dude in the hot tub so I figured I would look for her later. When I left the wet sauna and looked for her again, she was gone. I went back upstairs and by this time she was talking to some dude on the black couch in the corner of the main hall. I took a position nearby and quickly called her over when she finished her conversation. It turned out she wasn’t Melissa, but a chick from the Czech Republic. We hit it off immediately. On a whim, I asked if she would fuck me right there on the couch and she had no reservations about it at all. Soon my towel was off and I receiving a BBBJ from this beauty. I would rate her the second best looking woman I did that day.
After the BBBJ she hopped on for a ride. I then moved her to reverse cowgirl as we had a full on audience in the main hall. Then I got on the couch and took her is mish for a while and then finally got her on the edge of the couch in doggie. The half hour was almost up and I wasn’t anywhere close to coming. I decided we should retire to a room for the second half hour.
I continued tearing it up for another half hour and fucked her all around the room. One of the things that I do with Filipina women is to have then stand up against a wall, but not bend over. I then take them from behind. I did this with Czech lady and then finally finished her off in mish. Excellent session. Good DFK, never complained and she was absolutely amazed I fucked her for an hour. She was then informed that she was number 8 of the day. I told her of my plans to fuck as many ladies as possible before I had to leave the following afternoon. I told her I wanted to start at 10am when the FKK’s re-opened. She then informed me I could stay at World, for a fee and that I should inquire about it. That way I could get an early start in about five hours.
After that I debated whether or not I wanted to do another session and just kind of took it easy the rest of the evening. I decided if I saw a lady I was attracted to, I would do her. Still had plenty of money and plenty of time, but decided to just let it happen.
Around 4:15am I finally found a super skinny, dyed blonde spinner from Bulgaria. So I took her to the room and finished off with her. Luckily, I didn’t have a problem finishing up and was able to pop in the allotted half hour.
Around 5:00am I asked the front desk clerk about a room. She seemed quite annoyed by this and had to go ask someone else. She initially said it was too late, but then relented and asked someone .I went to take a shower while she asked. Halfway through the shower she came in to inform me it was 100 Euros for a room. I declined, saying that was way too much for 5 hours.
Hours since the start of fucking: ~8 to 9
Ladies fucked: 9
Time left in country: 9 hours
Impression of World
Talent and number of ladies were noticeably down from November 2004. Customers seemed scarce as well compared to that time. There were still some lookers to be found though. Sessions can be hit or miss at this place. Facilities are still awesome and I had some nice sessions overall. I still like it. It is my second favorite place behind Schieferhof, mainly because of selection and facilities. The selection was still a lot more diverse than Palace. I could not have done 6 ladies total at Palace. There just wasn’t the talent there to support it.
After I got dressed and left, I started driving around. I ended up going to Giessen. Why? I don’t know. It was where I had dropped off some Army guys I met previously at World. I wanted to get something to eat as well. Although they had signs that said open, the restaurant I wanted to stop at was actually closed. There appeared to be a pub nearby and the party had over flown out into the street.
I found a convenience store and got some snacks and drinks there. I then put in the address of Oase and headed off. The plan was to set the alarm on my phone for 9:45am and catch some zzz’s in the car in the nearby town.
This is what was weird. The address and city of Oase has changed since the last time I was there. It used to be Ober-Erlenbacher Strasse in the city of Ober-Erlenbahcer. The street is the same, but now the town is Friedrichsdorf.
This screwed me up royally. At the time, I didn’t realize I had come in from a different direction. So I kept heading the direction I thought it was (remembering it was on a small two lane country road north of the city). When I kept doing this from Friedrichsdorf, instead of finding the FKK, I kept hitting a Bose factory or plant and a roundabout. It was late and I was tired. I was not thinking clearly And I drove around in circles for about a half hour before I realized that Oase was on a small country road that was BETWEEN Ober-Erlenbahcer and Friedrichsdorf.. So I needed to head south along Ober-Erlenbahcer Strasse from within Friedrichsdorf. Once I did that, I found the FKK. The problem with the nav system in situations like this is that it often drops you off on the street you need, but then you are left to fend for yourself to find the exact location and street number. The other problem I encountered was that I spend a lot of time looking for familiar landmarks that simply weren’t there, since I was in Friedrichsdorf instead of Ober-Erlenbahcer.
But now with my bearings set, I returned to Friedrichsdorf and found a nice place on the street to park.
It was about 7 or 8 am by now so I set my alarm, reclined my seat, left the engine and heat on and went to sleep. Around 9:45am I hear a tapping on the window. I wake up to this old German guy with grey hair asking me to put down the window. Startled, I just looked at him for a while before barely cracking the window. He starts spouting off German to me and I understand what he is saying like not at all.
I break out with “Ich spreche keine Deutsch.’ He then kind of shrugged at me and then headed back inside his house. Still had no idea what he was saying. I wanted to sleep for another 10-15 minutes or so, but decided it may be in my best interest to head out. So I drove down the street to Oase and went inside.
Paid my 65 Euro to enter and there was one other dude there and two ladies working. Both were old and fat so I waited. I had breakfast out by the pool and then finally spotted a doable from Romania. Problem was that it was like 11:00am now. So I quickly took her to the room. I was a shy little kissing her because I thought I had morning breath, but she said I was fine and actually initiated a lot of kissing with me. The BBBJ was only fair. It was way too teethy which was a disappointment. On the average, I think I’ve had the best BBBJ’s in the German brothels compared to other places I had traveled.
The session was very good. She had a tight pussy and given the 6 hour rest I had no trouble finishing. It was 11:35 or so by now and I really wanted to do another, but could not risk it. I had to get back to the airport. I had a 2:00pm flight out of town. So I quickly showered and headed back.
Hours since the start of fucking: ~15 or 16
Ladies fucked: 10
Time left in country: 2.5 hours
Impressions of Oase
Really can’t give a fare assessment. It was morning and I didn’t get a chance to see a full selection. I wasn’t impressed, but I really can’t bash the place considering I was only there for an hour and half in the early morning.
After getting back to Frankfurt, I took several trips around the airport trying to find a gas station and then filled up the car with diesel. I then returned it to the car park and did a triple check to make sure I had everything out of it.
I checked in about an hour or so before the flight. In fact, it was so close that I decided not to chill in the Admiral’s Club upstairs. I got the third degree from American Airlines “security” and could not help myself when they showed me the picture of banned items and asked if I had any of these in my possessions. I said, no and that I left the gasoline at home this time. She wasn’t amused, but let me through.
Security at Frankfurt is still very thorough with full metal wand and body pat downs. I spread my arms for the female inspector after passing through the metal detector and she pointed me to the male inspector. I told her she could pat me down and that it wasn’t a problem. The dude got a kick out of it, but she didn’t seem amused. The line wasn’t nearly as bad or as long as it was on my previous trip when it took almost a half hour to get through. And this time I was sure to use the “business and first class” security line that I was entitled to use based on my AA Platinum status.
The trip back was a cinch. Lufthansa canceled a flight so the AA flight was almost full. But my middle row was completely empty so I was able to spread out and sleep almost the entire way back. I arrived home about 11:00pm on Sunday night. I then went to work the following day.
Good times. Good times indeed!