I checked into the Comfort Hotel. It has the same logo as the Comfort Inn. They have a very accommodating English speaking staff. This is new hotel that opened its door in 2005. See below.

Hotel Comfort
Av Loreiro da Silva, 1660
Cidade Baixa, RS CEP 90050-240
55 51 3026 1600
www.atlanticahotels.com.br


After going to the Cambio which is an all the malls: Shopping Prais de Belas, Shopping Igautemi, and Shopping Moinhas, I read Bwana’s trip report and decide to head to Suana Karan D’Ache.


Sauna Karan D´Ache (pronounced dahsh)
Av. Berlim 126
PHONE: 3222-8799
HOURS: 4:30-9:00

COVER: R$30 everyday except Thursday FESTA
Thurday Festa COVER is R$70 which includes all the beer
you can drink. You are allowed to get beers and give (without limit) it to the girls that work there.

CHECKING IN: The counter is the first thing you see when you enter. Johnny is white guy who also speaks English. He will tell you that he got some ties to Denver, Colorado as they are the roots to his language skills. First thing they will ask is if "Conhece esta casa?" Which means do you know this house? If you tell them no, they will explain everything to you including the charges and facilities. You will then tell the reception your first name and then you will be given a lock key. The robes are blue and sleeveless and they as well as the sandals are already in the locker. The locker attendant, Cristiano, a white guys with glasses is very cool. Once you finish changing you will give your key to him or if there is another attendant and then head to the facilities. REMEMBER YOUR LOCKER NUMBER!! You will need it to order drinks and food later. There are many people that work there and will point you in the right direction if you look like you’re lost.

ROOM COST: R$30

GIRL COST: R$100 for the hour. You will always negotiate this with the girls and they usually ask for
more. Most girls start at R$200 and then settle at $100. If you want anal it'll be R$150. Guys,
believe me the standard is R$100.

ATMOPSPHERE: I would say that on the non-festa days the only part of the boite that is open is the upstairs part which is a large room that I would make a compare in size to the one at 4x4 in Rio. There are many tables and chairs in this room and the girls there are dressed in regular clothing. Some are a little more revealing. On Thursday festa days, there is always a live band and the boite is in a room downstairs which is pretty large. The upstairs room will be closed on Thursdays. Also on Thursdays you will have non-pro girls working who usually show up after 6pm when they get off of their regular jobs. So if you show up at 4:30 and don’t like the selection, just wait a little longer. The girls there are NOT AGGRESSIVE at all. They will stay with you for a long time hanging out and you will have to be the one to tell them you want to take them to a room. They girls here told me that there were very few Americans that came here...almost non-existent.

PAYING THE TAB: Easy. You will pay as you leave which is the counter you check in with when you enter. After my session with my girl I told her I was leaving and she followed me to the reception where I paid them, then paid her right there.


.....back to the story

Cab seemed to talk forever since I left a 8:00 and Bwana´s trip report said it would shut down around 9.
Upon arrival, Johnny, who also speaks good English, took the time to explain everything to me about the facilities. Unfortunately there was very little talent at this time. Eduada who I was not interested in took the time to talk to me and she eventually called her friend over, a blue eyed blond. I just didn’t really like her teeth so I did not take her. The girls here seem to have a good attitude and will talk to you without any kind of pressure.

Being out of luck I decided to leave. While getting changed, I met Rio69 (not a CH member) from San Diego in the locker room and told me to go to other places like Gruta Azul and Carmen’s which both would not pick up until much later. I told him I would meet up with him.

I had a dinner engagement which seemed to take forever. One of the conversations we had was about her disappointment with people who came to Brazil for sexual tourism. I could only silently laugh to myself in my mind. My amiga came back to my room afterwards and FINALLY left at 11:30pm. I kept looking out the window of my room to make sure she had gotten in a cab before I went down to get mine to head out to Carmen’s.

Carmen´s
Rua Olavo Bilac
HOURS: 2pm….5:00am is the closing time.
COVER: R$60 which will include 5 drinks.

CHECKING IN: After walking in and shaking hands with the doorman, he will hand you a card which keeps your tab. More on this later. Every time I was there, Herbert, the doorman, was very friendly and took me into the club and made sure I was comfortable and had everything I needed before he left me on my own. He remembered my name every time I was there.

ROOM COST: R$100. The rooms here have a shower and toilet and upon entering both you and the girl will shower before you start playing.

***THEY WILL ALWAYS PAY YOUR CAB FARE. DO NOT PAY THE
DRIVER. Instead get out of the cab and wave the doorman to Carmen´s over and point to the cab.

GIRL COST: R$200. This is negotiated with the girl while inside the club. They always start higher, like around R$300 and then settle at the standard R$200. DO NOT PAY MORE!!

ATMOSPHERE: I would say it is a cross between Barbarella and HELP but not as large as HELP. There are lots of girls and there are a surprisingly good number of stunners. The girls here are also not very aggressive but you will have to approach, smile, or wave them over to talk to them. You can also ask the waiter to get the girl to come over. Some waiters are really cool as you will find out from my experience below. The girls will at some point ask if you want to take them to a room which is a subtle difference from Karan D'Ache. Some days the selection of talent is better than others and I guess it just depends on the day you are here. My expereince varied probably because it was the week of the New Year and most Brasileiros go the to beach for the "Revellon"
(pronounced with an H).

WAITERS: Very very cool. Look for Johnny. He is a black guy who speaks nearly perfect english. He is a wealth of information when it comes to the girls. How long there, good, bad, is she worth the time or not.

PAYING THE TAB: As you enter, you will be given a long rectangular card which is you tab. MAKE SURE YOU DON´T LOSE THIS. Fold it up and keep it in your pocket. When you want a drink, hand this card to a waiter and tell them what you want. They will return later with your drink and the card. To leave you will need a receipt which the doorman collects as you exit but to get it you need to pay you settle your account. You can do this at the window counter which you pass when you enter. It is also right next to the exit (SAIDA). Look for the sign on the ceiling that says (SAIDA). Another option is to give you card with the the marked charges to a waiter and you can pay them and then get your receipt for the doorman.

....back to my story

Just tell the cab driver you want to go to Carmen´s and the name of the street and they will know. I did not meet a single cab driver who did not know of this place.

Finally, I arrive at Carmen´s. I made the mistake of paying the cab the first time. I found out when I go to the door and the doorman, Herberto, said they would pay the cab. I told them I already did and that next time I would know. Herberto took the time to walk me into the club where are the garotas are. He even found a waiter for me who got me a nice table with a good view of the pole in the middle of the room. Later there would be several strip shows where a single girl would go to the pole and strip completely nude.

I sat by myself and eventually a Brasileiro from Sao Paulo at the table next to me started talking to me.
He found out that I was by myself and invited me to join his table which was really cool. I kind of hate going places alone. It’s just nice to have other people to party with. A waiter named John David told me that if there was anyone I wanted to talk to to just let him know. He would check with me several times this night and finally I would spot a nice petite blond spinner. I told him I did see something I liked but she was already talking to someone else. He sound not to worry and that we would steal her away from him.

Several minutes go by while I am talking these guys from Sao Paulo and this other guy sits down at the table I was previously at. As he sat down, I was happily surprised to see the blond spinner taking a seat next to me! She happened to know the guy who just sat down and his girlfriend was also her close friend.
So all of a sudden our table combined we had a big group. The blond spinner would introduce herself as Lu and I asked her if it was short for Luciana and she said it was. It was a really nice time as Lu would later show me pictures in her cell phone of all her friends. Oh, the guy that sat next to me?
His name is Marcio and he turned out to be really cool. His "girlfriend", Gisele for me was the HOTTEST girl in the entire club. She looks exactly like Jenny McCarthy. Smooth skin, young in the face and the beautiful blond hair. As the night progressed I would conclude that she would not be available to anyone in the entire place. Lu would tell me that she is love with Marcio. Throughout the rest of the night Lu would keep telling me how great a guy Marcio is and how much of a brother figure he is to her. More on Marcio later.

Later on Lu would ask me if I wanted to do a "programa" with her. By telling her yes, I broke about every rule regarding the try before you buy. I just really liked her energy and enthusiasm. Plus, she just simply was having a good time and that alone was very intoxicating. Lu would tell me later that she is 24 years old and in the university doing some kind of administration type of major. Anyway, I asked her how much and she said $300 reals. Normally after a girl tells me the price in my ear and looks at me afterwards, I go in for a kiss. For some reason I did not this time. Maybe because it had been almost 14 days since I had any type of session.

I countered at $250 and she agreed. I did not want to counter too low in fear of an uninspired session which
I read from Bwana´s trip report about POA.

She took me by the hand upstairs to another room that had porn on the television. Here there are more tables and chairs and an attendant there that doles out the room keys and logs in some information.

Lu and I get to the room and there is a TV on with porn playing. I immediately turn it off because I wanted Lu to be my only focus of attention. The room was not very nice. It did have a toilet stall and a separate shower stall. Lu would later insist that I wear the sandals as I took a shower.

She would do a CBJ which I did not mind this time since I was so horny and so happy to finally get laid again. After that she turned around and got into a reverse cowgirl position but instead of straddling me, she had her legs under mine which gave me a great view of her tiny little ass and the dimples in her back as
i entered her. Later she would turn around, face me while she straddled me while giving me little French kisses here and there. The thing I really liked about this girl is that she was very "carinhosa", a real sweetheart. We would do other positions and to my surprise I came a little earlier than I normally do. Lu, upon seeing this grabbed another condom, put it on me as I then entered her doggie style. All was going good when until it started smelling like shit (literally). I knew it wasn’t me because if I farted I would know it and I know for sure she took a shower and cleaned her ass. Maybe she just let a little one go. Whatever the case, she will now be referred to as Stinky.

So what I did was just turn her around and proceeded to do her missionary. The smell was only subtle now as I would enjoy being on top of her and seeing myself enter her. As I am pumping away, I am getting very sweaty and notice that it is very hot in the room. I think between the ass stink and the hot room it eventually caused me to go limp and wonder what the hell happened to the Cialis I took?

I would stop at this point and just lie down next to her. Again she was an absolute sweetheart. When it was time to leave I paid her before leaving the room. That is the standard operating procedure here. She wanted my phone number and I didn’t have a good excuse to not give it to her so I did.

We went back to the boite and Marci and Gisele are there acting like an old married couple. I told that to them which seemed to lighten the mood and bring smiles. In one of my conversations with Marcio he asked what I was doing for New Years and I told him I didn’t know yet. He then invited me to go to his beach house to stay for a few days. Stinky thought this was also a good idea and for a while I had two people encouraging me to go. This, to me is one of the many things I truly love about Brasilians. I mean, this guy just met me and here he is inviting me to his house for the New Years! I knew he was serious as this is the kind of hospitality I am used when coming to Brasil. I encourage all you guys out there to learn Portguguese….as your experiences and opportunities will greatly be enhanced.

He insisted I give him my telephone number and said he would call me the next day. Anyhow, later Marcio would ask me how much I enjoyed my time with Stinky and I would say it was great to be nice. Then he says that if I want to do a second session with her, he would PAY!! It was hard to believe at first but Stinky assured me he was serious and again told me that he was a millionaire and that money was not important to him. I politely declined for a few reasons:

1) I feared that I would go limp again without cumming.
2) Still wondering what happened to the the Cialis I took earlier.
3) Fear of another Stinky attack.

Anyway I hung out a little more with my group and around 5am it was time for me to leave. At the exit, all I had to pay was $160 reals. So that included the room, 3-4 drinks, and the cover.

Wow, pretty cheap.