As it was getting close to New Year’s eve I decided to try my luck anyway and go to Karan D’Ache. As an FYI, most Brazilians go to the beach for New Year’s and the city basically shuts down.

Sauna Karan D’Ache

Not much talent as expected. I would spot a brunette sitting by herself across the room and when I tried to smile at her she did not smile back. A few minutes later I would look at her, put my hand on my mouth to force a smile which made her laugh. RIO69 came and we chatted a while. The brunette would eventually sit at another table only closer this time and in direct view of me. While talking to RIO69 and the girls at our table, we would keep playing this game of looking at each other as it was very playful. She eventually came and sat with us.

As soon as she sat down I immediately turn to RIO69 and told him I didn’t t like her anymore. She just wasn’t as cute up close. She would show us her tattoos. One of them was this tattoo of roses that started near her belly button and kept going lower until her underwear was covering the rest. I asked her were it went to and she replied, “la.”

I said where is “la,” and she said “Onde tudo comenca.” TRANSLATION: Where it all begins. When I asked her why she had so many tattoos, she would tell me because she is a “Trepador.” Not expecting that to come out of her mouth, I simply did not know what to say.

We would have more fun with her as she showed us other tattoos. One was near her breast and while she showed us, it gave us a good view of her breast which was really droopy. I though to myself that there was no way I was going to take her now especially after seeing that!

We even played with her hair a little because it looked fake. Rio69 and I would each pull and tug on it a little because we were convinced it was a wig. She kept insisting it was hers and that it was real. Since it never came off we believed her.

Anyway, after all the innocent fun we decided to go to another place.

Sauna Oasis (pronounced O AHH ZIZ)
Av. Protasio Alves #4848
Petropolis
Phone 3338-5292

COVER: R$43 which covers all the beer and soda you can drink. They serve food every night which is also free.

CHECKING IN: The taxi will drive into an entrance off the road with a neon sign that says "Oasis". You will have to pay him. You get out once you are in a courtyard of cars and head upstairs to where you will see the reception and bar. The bar is half in the reception and half in the night club so you have a good view of the night club and talent from the reception. Here at the reception you will give you first name and be given a locker key. It is not obligatory to put on your rob as you can go into the night club with regular street clothes. Here at the check in you will most likely meet Felipe who is a waiter He speaks perfect English because he used to live in San Diego. His cell phone number is 8449-0494. I told him I would share his number with all my buddies and she said it was not problem to call him anytime. RIO60 actually called him from Karan Dache and found out that there were 18 girls there before we decided to go. The reception and night club is divided by a big fish tank and a door.

ROOM COST: Half of cost of the negotiated rate with the girl.

GIRL COST: Between R$70 and R$100

ATMOSPHERE: The night club is about the size of Solarium and the difference is that they also have tables and chairs. There are some suites (not cabines) by the stage and more upstairs by reception. The suites are really big and spacious with a separate shower and toilet which is also pretty spacious. The shower is big enough for two people.

PAYING THE TAB- Easy, just hand your key to reception and they will tell you the total. You can also ask them to call you a cab which is a great safety precautionary measure.

....back to my story

RIO69 and I get there and immediately spot this really hot brunette who has really nice hair. She was not exactly the spinner I usually go for but she was really hot. Probably because she had the attention of about 4 guys at once. Felipe would tell us that she is very popular and very busy. Both RIO69 and I would smile at her. I just loved the way she looked at us while she sat on the stool and had her legs open so we could see her red underwear. She would eventually get up and on her way out she walked in between us and she said hello to RIO69 while touching his shoulder. She virtually ignored me.

RIO69 decides that he want to go look around. Later, Felipe walks towards me with the brunette next to him and taps me on my shoulder and introduces me to Viviane. We kiss on the cheek three times (three kisses because it’s the south). Even as I am talking to her she is being approached by other guys. One guy even took her hand as he walked by. She wasn’t having any of it as she stood by my side. That is when I decided to physically pull her closer to me to let her know I wanted her company. It gave me a good opportunity play with her clothing. I did not do any of my usual try before buy because she came highly recommended. We just stood there gazing into each others eyes and which is kind of sexy to me. She has these beautiful blue eyes which are real and great dark brown hair?

Some incidental conversation led her to ask if it was my first time there and I said yes. She said “Let me take you for a tour,” and led me by the hand to a door that said Suite. She unlocked it and walked in. As we stood there talking and flirting she came close and we started to kiss. After a few minutes of this she said we had to leave and she took my hand and started to walk. Only I didn’t want to go so I stood there, pulled her back and kissed her more.

She said "You don’t want to go?" I said no and that I wanted to stay. She told me to wait as she left to go get her bag of goodies and returned with a waiter. She told me the cost would be R$100 which I said was fine. The waiter wrote it up on a slip of paper and included the R$50 for the room. I signed it, he left and Viviane locked the door. We went to the bed and started kissing and fondling. She asked if I was hot and I said yes and she said to take off more clothing. This led us to strip down to our underwear. More kissing eventually led to the underwear coming off and her stoking my cock.

She would stop and tell me that we should go shower which I had no problem doing. The session was great and I enjoyed the view from the two different mirror in the room. Yes of course she did BBBJ.

After session, RIO69told me about the problem he had with another girl. After telling management, they sided with him and was not charged (she refused to do BBBJ after saying yes to it earlier).He already had a new girl by his side.

I decided to leave and went back to hotel.

11:30 rolls around and Rio69 told me earlier he was going to go to Gruta Azul. I hopped into a cab in the anticipation of a good time. On the way there, I noticed for the first time that there were a lot of street walkers. They were all pretty much wearing little clothing. There were several good looking ones. Rio69 would tell me later that almost all of these women are really men.

When we get there, the place is closed. Not knowing where else to go, I told the taxi driver to take me back to the hotel. As we started back, he said he knew of a place and asked if I wanted him to drive there. Having nothing to lose, I said yes.

Madrigal
Av. Farrapos,1361
Porto Alegre, RS
Phone: 51 3222.2416
3395.3567
3346.3740
www.madrigal.com.br
11:30 - 5:00 AM

COVER: R$60. This includes 5 beers or soda OR instead you can get 4 whisky drinks (whisky & coke
etc.)

CHECKING IN: EASY. A waiter will approach you, set you up with a table of your choice and get all your drinks at one time. It will come out in a bucket full of ice which you can bring to your room later. You can take any combination of what you want.

TAXI DRIVER: DO NOT PAY THEM! THE CLUB WILL PAY THE TAXI FARE.

ROOM COST: R$40. You will pay this to the attendant who will give you the room key.

GIRL COST: Between R$100 and R$200. This is negotiated with the girl. Paying R$100 is normal.
ATMOSPHERE: This place is a big night club with dancer poles. When you first walk in there is a room that is usually empty with some tables and chairs. You will notice several posters on the wall advertising sex related stuff: events, the club,etc. Walk in further and you will walk into the night club portion. Immediately to your left is a big stage with a wading pool full of water. There are three poles on this stage with girls dancing. There are many tables and chairs spread out the place. There are six more dancer poles spread out throughout the place which have tables right next to them. These dancer poles are elevated so when you sit down at a table next to a pole, the dancer’s feet should be at your chest level.

WAITERS: Extremely helpful. They will do everything they can to help you get a girl of your choice.

PAYING THE TAB: When you want to close your tab just tell your waiter. You can do this before you take your girl to the room even after you have your session. I recommend taking care of this before your session. The waiter will hold the bill for you to see. TAKE THE BILL OUT OF HIS HANDS AND LOOK
EVERYTHING OVER!!! Read below. **CAUTION** This place has a bad reputation for over charging. The girls are not allowed to drink from your bucket of goodies. Paying for her drinks will really put a dent in your pocket. A Smirnoff ice cost R$33 and a Red Bull alone costs R$30. A red bull whisky will set you back R$50. When you get a drink for the girl, they may bring two out even if you asked for just one. When you tell then you just wanted one they will say, "Oh, just keep it there and if you don’t use, they will bring it back." When I closed me tab, the extra Smirnoff we did not use was on bill along with another drink we did not order. SO WATCH OUT!! YOU can successfully argue the charges and get the bill reduced. I made such a big deal that the bill went from R$160 to R$115. I had to argue based on principle or else they will think they can get away with it with every gringo.

....back to my story

I started talking to a girl who was standing behind me at my table. Actually, she approached me. She was extremely nice and I made it clear after she asked that, she could sit down and JUST TALK because I was not interested in her AT ALL. Upon knowing this, she was still very helpful in giving me the lowdown of prices and how things work there including telling me that R$100 is a normal price for the girls. She kept telling me that if I felt that she was bothering me, just to tell her and she would go away. She also very sincerely told me that if there was anything I needed including calling over a certain girl to just let her know.

I spotted a brunette spinner walking in wearing jeans. Apparently girls shows up whenever they want and walk through the club to the back where they go to get changed. You can tell by the bag they walk in carrying. Later I would describe her to the waiter and they really put on a full court press when it came to finding her. The waiters here are extremely helpful when it comes to catering to your needs.

RIO69 shows up and we wind up sitting in a better place with more space and less noise. It gave a great view of the stage and was right by the entrance so you could get a look at the girls as they arrived. We decided to go for a spin around the place. I spotted this blond with a really nice face sitting down next to a guy who seemed to be less than 15 years old. I wanted to see if I could steal her away so we both looked at her and smiled and she blew both of us a kiss each while making sure the other guy does not see.

I wanted to see the rest of her body so I walked around behind her to look. Not sure of this one because it was hard to tell since she was sitting down. She would get up later and walk out of the door by the stage. I decided to position myself back where we had our table so when she came back she would come right up to talk to me.

She shows ups and introduces herself as Chris. During our conversation, the waiter, Elias, would periodically come up and try pointing out who he though was the brunette I spotted earlier and ask "Is that her?" Anyway, Chris moved closer to my body to talk. She would also start giving me a massage while we talked. In the 10 minutes she spent with me, she never smiled. Plus, when I first heard her voice, I immediately thought she was 40 years old.

At some point i introduced her to RIO69 who also agreed with my observation. At the eighth minute of our time together, she asked if I wanted her company. I was still not decided so I said "Pode Ser" which means "It could be." This is an ambiguous response. Guys this is a good answer to give when a girl puts the pressure on when asking for a direct answer. I used it many times when confronted with a question that required a yes or no answer. I generally want the girl to work hard for my business and hence - extend the "Try before you buy."

So after my response we talked for a bit longer. At the tenth minute she asked me to buy her a drink...hmmm...still no smile. So instead of telling her no, I told her to wait a minute while I went to the waiter and started to talk to him about another girl while pointing. Chis saw this and got the picture and left. I just thought that she was too much of a pro to continue anything.

Hung out and walked around a little more. As RIO69 and I are hanging out at our booth we are talking and I spot what I thought was the petite brunette spinner who was now in the club after getting changed. She was wearing a nice little short pink skirt. The skirt was not short enough to be called mini but it was still very cute on her. She was wearing a black top that covered her abdominal region but would periodically show itself depending on the way she moved. Very sexy.

I motioned to her which she did not see because she was so far away. Her two other female friends would eventually hang out a little closer to us and that is when she saw me. After exchanging smiles she would later blow a little kiss which I gladly returned. She then came up and introduced herself as Amanda while we exchanged three kisses on alternating cheeks. She turned out to be 26 years old and had only been working there three months. Her hair was up in a pony tail. Later during our session, she would let it down and I had to blink several times during our session to make sure I wasn’t dreaming because this girl is so hot.

We spent lots of time talking, dancing, and most importantly, she was smiling a lot. This. girl was really having a good time and did not seem like she was a GDP. She would dance close to me and at one point, she took my hands and placed them on her ass as she gyrated her body.

Almost half an hour later she asked me for a drink and wanted Smirnoff. The waiter brought two out and I told him we only wanted one. He said, not problem we will just keep this here and if you don’t use it, we’ll put it back.

When I was ready, I told Amanda I wanted to take her to a room. She heard this and continued to dance and smile. After I told her a second time, I asked her how much she wanted and she said R$100 and I agreed.

The waiter came and asked if I wanted to close the tab. When the bill came, I saw other things on the bill I did not order including the extra Smirnoff. After about 15 minutes of arguing back and forth I did manage to get them to reduce the charges. My impression of this place is that they really try to push drinks onto your bill. After giving the waiter my money he had the nerve to ask if he could keep the change as a tip for him.

We left the night club and walked to their indoor version of a motel where there is a reception desk. I paid the clerk the R$40 and we went into the room. This was more of a suite and very large and very nice and clean.

My experience with Amanda turned out to be the BEST SEX of the entire trip. Who would have thought that she was such a dynamite in such a little package? A true girl next door girl who was an absolute sweetheart!! We went through 4 condoms and she gave BBBJ multiple times. After I came, she just cuddled next to me and we chatted for a while. We hung out for a while then she starts kissing my chest while slowly moving lower. She got to my abs and then she initiated another BBBJ which lead to more love making.

These are some of the highlights: She really liked it when I grabbed various parts of her body and squeezed hard. She would take one of my hands and put it on her pelvis and squeeze as if she was signaling me to grab her harder and ram her deeper. Then she would take my other hand and put it on her tits and make me squeeze. She really seemed to enjoy herself and I never felt like I was with a whore. She turned out to be my favorite girl who I still think about when I’m not in Brasil.

We spent about two and half hours in the room. I found out from her that there is no preset time on how long she will stay. Nobody ever came to knock on our door or call to tell out time was up. I would find out from Rio69 that he was in the room for an hour. When he came out and asked about me, he thought they were lying about me still being in the room as they tried to get him to buy more drinks. So I guess depending on the girl YMMV at this place.

Amanda would name several other saunas I have never heard off!!!! She said she goes to Uruguay to buy things cheap –like perfume and makeup and then sells them to the gurias here at the club and saunas. She also has 6 year old child and they both live with her grandmother. Another thing she shared with me was that she was married when she was 16. I would share more stuff with you about her but I think its effect would be soporific.

Amanda gave me her phone number before we left the room. I also paid her the agreed upon price. But since I liked her so much, I gave her an extra R$50. I guess I know finally understand why some of the other CH members have told me that they gave more than the agreed to price for a girl after their session.

Since she was leaving, I did not stay any longer as I did not see Rio69. I got into the taxi and they wanted R$10. Just before getting in, the doorman to Madrigal had the nerve to ask for a tip. I confronted him about it because I was curious to know why he felt like he deserved one.